Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

kmkraoind · Post by **kmkraoind** » 20 Jun 2012 11:38

RAW agent only. No bakistani flag emblem, no fistful of beard, western jeans and T-shirt. He is a kaffir and is wajib-ul-cutlet, send him to FATA for target practice.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Jun 2012 11:54

he eej mini ham-ied, called baconullah

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 20 Jun 2012 11:55

WAPDA load-shedding power and water.
ISI load-shedding jarnailists.
Qazi load-shedding government.
amirkhans load-shedding talipan.
Sunnis load-shedding shias.
talipan load-shedding everyone.
everyone load-shedding ahmedis.

AoA!! load-shedding ij a bakistani trend.

kmkraoind · Post by **kmkraoind** » 20 Jun 2012 13:13

Yeah, its load shedding, log shredding, and loan shunting, and it is called Paikhana.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Jun 2012 16:57

kmkraoind wrote:RAW agent only. No bakistani flag emblem, no fistful of beard, western jeans and T-shirt. He is a kaffir and is wajib-ul-cutlet, send him to FATA for target practice.

Aljo, if he had two more pretty horijontal colorj on hij teeshurt, he would be wajib-ul-ham burger.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Jun 2012 16:59

joygoswami wrote:Ij dij Zaheel HamIED and hij sun Zoo-Zoo ?

Bhy ij Jail Ham-Eid gora gora and hij sahabjada so kala kala? Ij thij hij motormama'j fault?

kish · Post by **kish** » 20 Jun 2012 19:25

Pinally Bakistan's dekonomony woos are gone. we habe pound a way to uplift ekonomony.

‘Turks willing to help Pakistan economic uplift’

Speakers at a goat distribution ceremony vowed to take initiatives for poverty alleviation in rural areas.

“Goat breeding for reducing poverty and strengthening the role of women in rural areas” 256 goats were distributed among rural areas.

Goats and Women have great role in Bious bakistan. All Baki mards habe to do is breeding.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Jun 2012 19:40

are they saying 256 goats == 72 women?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Jun 2012 23:07

Khushboochopperhopperpoaqerjoakermachine

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Jun 2012 23:14

Poakandarz redreating phrom S Xiazin

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 20 Jun 2012 23:38

anupmisra wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Ij dij Zaheel HamIED and hij sun Zoo-Zoo ?

Bhy ij Jail Ham-Eid gora gora and hij sahabjada so kala kala? Ij thij hij motormama'j fault?

Real Question is why zahid Haram-eed is so gora gora despite being a bihari. may be its his mummy's fault as their house is next to american embassy

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Jun 2012 00:06

It cites Muslim students who refuse to use the plus sign in mathematics because it looks like a cross.

They should only be able to use signs like star, crescent moon, slash (signifies the sword of Ijlam or reminds nanhas of ziba) shapes.
Numbers should also be restricted to onlee halal numbers like 4, 5, 7, 28, 72 etc.
Digits 6 and 9 should be banned, since they can lead nanha mujahids and wimmens astray. Ditto for % sign.
Zero should be banned as it is the kuffar who invented it.
Triangles should not be used as two of those can be used to represent the Star used by Joos.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 21 Jun 2012 07:11

vdutta wrote:
Real Question is why zahid Haram-eed is so gora gora despite being a bihari. may be its his mummy's fault as their house is next to american embassy

He iz gora gora becauz the valid iz unkil and az rebealed recently madar is auntie.

Nauw joo may like say to he should be double gora. But there is nothing called double gora lyke double roti bhich anyway iz neither double naar roti.

He is pakistani that iz all. Tall and phair (az joo can see the nanha is tall and ham-ied iz phair).

habal · Post by **habal** » 21 Jun 2012 10:48

learned maulaners, zaid hamid ke bete ka phacebook page yahan hain
https://www.facebook.com/bregalad1
plij to korrect

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 21 Jun 2012 11:53

habal wrote:learned maulaners, zaid hamid ke bete ka phacebook page yahan hain
https://www.facebook.com/bregalad1
plij to korrect

Lookz lyke the page of nanha iz guarded againzt phourth generashun barphare.
I see thiz

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partha · Post by **partha** » 21 Jun 2012 13:41

gentlemards and raakitmards,

introducing Badluck MakhDOOM

partha · Post by **partha** » 21 Jun 2012 13:42

Badluck MakhDOOM

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Jun 2012 21:57

kish wrote: Next loan programme: High defence spending to come under spotlight

“We are holding guns to our heads and saying to the world give us money, otherwise, we will blow ourselves,” said Kardar.

Abduls can blow themselves without Kushpoo?!!!!! Why wasnt I taught this takneeki in the madrassa hain?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Jun 2012 22:45

abduls are good at blowing each other

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 22 Jun 2012 00:07

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Jun 2012 01:00

Poqaleeza

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Jun 2012 01:03

New Bresident

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Jun 2012 02:19

In other Taaza khabar from glorious lepurik of Bakistan

Prison's favourite butt freed

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Jun 2012 02:31

Bosted without kamment

Abdul badnaam hui Ajmal tere liye

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Jun 2012 02:37

No bhonder that the nashun whose supreme court looks like a horizonatal desi pakhana is in deep dodoo

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Jun 2012 03:06

^
Supreme objervashun!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Jun 2012 03:26

^Now joo know

In Bakistan Justice denied = Constipation
Justice delivered = Diarrhoea
Justice delayed = Haemorrhoids
Justice fast tracked = incontinence

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Jun 2012 03:36

Justice=Just 'L'Ice

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 22 Jun 2012 07:51

joygoswami wrote:Ij dij Zaheel HamIED and hij sun Zoo-Zoo ?

Mauleners, Jahil HamIED haj lost his mijjile, hij hands are in phront to cover up.

The mijjile ij in the young Aptool's sharam sharam, hence hij hands are covering hij pack, rearguardingly onlee.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Jun 2012 09:56

CIA and US army are organizations of Peace.

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 22 Jun 2012 21:24

Designated PM of pakistan raja parvez ashraf was water and power minister till he was dropped in 2011, and is involved in a case regarding rental power plants. His involvement in that case earned him the nickname 'raja rental'.

Doj it sounds like "Raja Rectum" to any bun elje????

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Jun 2012 21:41

no no no, he ij "raja rental rectum" - he got g**ds phor hire!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Jun 2012 22:13

Poaqs arr berry Picky bout Dradition. We saw Assphuck,YouAss-uuf, Ass Saaf All i yand now Rawja Ass-hai-ruff. HU izz next, Asswideopenullah orr Mullayamassdin?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Jun 2012 22:29

mullah ass_ass_in_nashun_uddin

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 22 Jun 2012 23:22

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Jun 2012 23:33

PPP Sarkar's lasht Chai Paani Undur DussPercunter

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 23 Jun 2012 00:16

Raja-Praviz-Ashraf saheb kyaa true genealogy of Ashraf se belong karte he? La hor via Kuwait!

To whose genealogy he belongs to? Who has verified his genealogy? Bhi aar naut baniya racist casteist yindoos, bhi aar already pure.

10 goats to him who has verified that Ashraf saheb is Ashraf of true genealogy. AoA.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Jun 2012 01:16

Raja provides Assruff?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 23 Jun 2012 01:27

wiki page says "he ran away from his home with a pathan who satisfied him alot"

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Jun 2012 05:02

Sushupti wrote:

Allah ka shukar hain ki Rental saab PM bane. 8 more months of entertainment.