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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 11:38
by kmkraoind
RAW agent only. No bakistani flag emblem, no fistful of beard, western jeans and T-shirt. He is a kaffir and is wajib-ul-cutlet, send him to FATA for target practice.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 11:54
by Lalmohan
he eej mini ham-ied, called baconullah

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 11:55
by pgbhat
WAPDA load-shedding power and water.
ISI load-shedding jarnailists.
Qazi load-shedding government.
amirkhans load-shedding talipan.
Sunnis load-shedding shias.
talipan load-shedding everyone.
everyone load-shedding ahmedis.

AoA!! load-shedding ij a bakistani trend.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 13:13
by kmkraoind
Yeah, its load shedding, log shredding, and loan shunting, and it is called Paikhana.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 16:57
by anupmisra
kmkraoind wrote:RAW agent only. No bakistani flag emblem, no fistful of beard, western jeans and T-shirt. He is a kaffir and is wajib-ul-cutlet, send him to FATA for target practice.
Aljo, if he had two more pretty horijontal colorj on hij teeshurt, he would be wajib-ul-ham burger.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 16:59
by anupmisra
joygoswami wrote:Ij dij Zaheel HamIED and hij sun Zoo-Zoo ?

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Bhy ij Jail Ham-Eid gora gora and hij sahabjada so kala kala? Ij thij hij motormama'j fault?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 19:25
by kish
Pinally Bakistan's dekonomony woos are gone. we habe pound a way to uplift ekonomony.

‘Turks willing to help Pakistan economic uplift’
Speakers at a goat distribution ceremony vowed to take initiatives for poverty alleviation in rural areas.
Goat breeding for reducing poverty and strengthening the role of women in rural areas” 256 goats were distributed among rural areas.
Goats and Women have great role in Bious bakistan. All Baki mards habe to do is breeding.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 19:40
by Lalmohan
are they saying 256 goats == 72 women?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 23:07
by Prem
Khushboochopperhopperpoaqerjoakermachine

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 23:14
by Prem
Poakandarz redreating phrom S Xiazin

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 23:38
by vdutta
anupmisra wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Ij dij Zaheel HamIED and hij sun Zoo-Zoo ?

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Bhy ij Jail Ham-Eid gora gora and hij sahabjada so kala kala? Ij thij hij motormama'j fault?
Real Question is why zahid Haram-eed is so gora gora despite being a bihari. may be its his mummy's fault as their house is next to american embassy :((

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 21 Jun 2012 00:06
by RCase
It cites Muslim students who refuse to use the plus sign in mathematics because it looks like a cross.
They should only be able to use signs like star, crescent moon, slash (signifies the sword of Ijlam or reminds nanhas of ziba) shapes.
Numbers should also be restricted to onlee halal numbers like 4, 5, 7, 28, 72 etc.
Digits 6 and 9 should be banned, since they can lead nanha mujahids and wimmens astray. Ditto for % sign.
Zero should be banned as it is the kuffar who invented it.
Triangles should not be used as two of those can be used to represent the Star used by Joos.
:rotfl:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 21 Jun 2012 07:11
by kenop
vdutta wrote:
Real Question is why zahid Haram-eed is so gora gora despite being a bihari. may be its his mummy's fault as their house is next to american embassy :((
He iz gora gora becauz the valid iz unkil and az rebealed recently madar is auntie.

Nauw joo may like say to he should be double gora. But there is nothing called double gora lyke double roti bhich anyway iz neither double naar roti.

He is pakistani that iz all. Tall and phair (az joo can see the nanha is tall and ham-ied iz phair).

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 21 Jun 2012 10:48
by habal
learned maulaners, zaid hamid ke bete ka phacebook page yahan hain
https://www.facebook.com/bregalad1
plij to korrect

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 21 Jun 2012 11:53
by kenop
habal wrote:learned maulaners, zaid hamid ke bete ka phacebook page yahan hain
https://www.facebook.com/bregalad1
plij to korrect
Lookz lyke the page of nanha iz guarded againzt phourth generashun barphare.
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And bhy shood I sign up phar Facebook bhen I hab more pious apshunz?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 21 Jun 2012 13:41
by partha
gentlemards and raakitmards,

introducing Badluck MakhDOOM

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 21 Jun 2012 13:42
by partha
Badluck MakhDOOM

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 21 Jun 2012 21:57
by Anujan
kish wrote: Next loan programme: High defence spending to come under spotlight

We are holding guns to our heads and saying to the world give us money, otherwise, we will blow ourselves,” said Kardar.
Abduls can blow themselves without Kushpoo?!!!!! Why wasnt I taught this takneeki in the madrassa hain? :(

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 21 Jun 2012 22:45
by Lalmohan
abduls are good at blowing each other

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 00:07
by joygoswami
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 01:00
by Prem
Poqaleeza

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 01:03
by Prem
New Bresident

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 02:19
by Mahendra
In other Taaza khabar from glorious lepurik of Bakistan

Prison's favourite butt freed

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 02:31
by Mahendra
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Bosted without kamment

Abdul badnaam hui Ajmal tere liye

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 02:37
by Mahendra
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No bhonder that the nashun whose supreme court looks like a horizonatal desi pakhana is in deep dodoo

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 03:06
by partha
^
Supreme objervashun!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 03:26
by Mahendra
^Now joo know

In Bakistan Justice denied = Constipation
Justice delivered = Diarrhoea
Justice delayed = Haemorrhoids
Justice fast tracked = incontinence

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 03:36
by Prem
Justice=Just 'L'Ice

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 07:51
by Baikul
joygoswami wrote:Ij dij Zaheel HamIED and hij sun Zoo-Zoo ?

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Mauleners, Jahil HamIED haj lost his mijjile, hij hands are in phront to cover up.

The mijjile ij in the young Aptool's sharam sharam, hence hij hands are covering hij pack, rearguardingly onlee.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 09:56
by Anujan
CIA and US army are organizations of Peace.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 21:24
by Aaryan
Designated PM of pakistan raja parvez ashraf was water and power minister till he was dropped in 2011, and is involved in a case regarding rental power plants. His involvement in that case earned him the nickname 'raja rental'.
Doj it sounds like "Raja Rectum" to any bun elje????

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 21:41
by Lalmohan
no no no, he ij "raja rental rectum" - he got g**ds phor hire!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 22:13
by Prem
Poaqs arr berry Picky bout Dradition. We saw Assphuck,YouAss-uuf, Ass Saaf All i yand now Rawja Ass-hai-ruff. HU izz next, Asswideopenullah orr Mullayamassdin?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 22:29
by Lalmohan
mullah ass_ass_in_nashun_uddin

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 23:22
by Sushupti

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 23:33
by Prem
PPP Sarkar's lasht Chai Paani Undur DussPercunter

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 23 Jun 2012 00:16
by vishvak
Raja-Praviz-Ashraf saheb kyaa true genealogy of Ashraf se belong karte he? La hor via Kuwait!

To whose genealogy he belongs to? Who has verified his genealogy? Bhi aar naut baniya racist casteist yindoos, bhi aar already pure.

10 goats to him who has verified that Ashraf saheb is Ashraf of true genealogy. AoA.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 23 Jun 2012 01:16
by Mahendra
Raja provides Assruff?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 23 Jun 2012 01:27
by Sushupti



wiki page says "he ran away from his home with a pathan who satisfied him alot"

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 23 Jun 2012 05:02
by partha
Sushupti wrote:
:rotfl:
Allah ka shukar hain ki Rental saab PM bane. 8 more months of entertainment.