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"I have developed that habit," says a reluctant female caller. "I think I am gaining weight because of it. How can I stop it?" she asks.

Dr Nadeem Siddiqui, the consultant who hosts the show, usually has to ask callers multiple follow-up questions to pin down the problem.

In this instance, Dr Siddiqui stares blankly at the camera for a while and then asks the caller to explain her question.

I have developed that sex habit, you know, with a finger. I want to stop. Is there a medicine for it?" she asks in a hushed tone.

Now, most of the time Dr Siddiqui gives sensible suggestions to his callers. But every now and then, he goes off track.

After an uncomfortable pause, and a disapproving sigh, the good doctor has this advice for the female caller: "You should pray five times a day, refrain from watching inappropriate content on internet and read religious literature. You will be alright."
story here:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-30273651
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^^ ++++1 ahahahahahaha!! :rotfl: :rotfl: Joo just made my day!! AoA!
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That pic made me sad. Poor girl.
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^^^
Five times a day sure is a habit! People are known to invoke the name of god during pleasure. I am sure she invokes the name of allah every time. Doen't Playgirl have fantastic religious articles too?
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partha wrote:That pic made me sad. Poor girl.
She looks older than 9 ears. Apdul ij following the footsteps of pbuh.
green color dress. Check
hijab. Check
Beard. Check
Topi. Check
Right hand possession. Check

Bhat ij the prablem hainji?
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Oh baby goat main sone di, baby goat main sone di! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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The Balochs are the victims of the goat-molesting pakjabis and pashtuns scumbags. And they are not well-versed in Animal husbandry unlike the Pakjabis and the pakistani army, who are the pioneers and practitioners. This is likely to be Paki army propaganda --- the paki army has no love lost for the balochs, who have been exterminated in large number by army.
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Planning for Naya Bakistan, Dimran ishtyle:

Plan A - a$$hole revolution
Plan B - bum blast
Plan C - ch...a giri
Plan D - downhill skiing
Plan E - emigrate to Londonistan
Plan F - Fidayeen/Final/ Fail!
Plan G - Jo Lahore main 'G...' ....
Plan H - Haramkhori
Plan I - India ki sazish
Plan J - Joos ki sazish
Plan K - Kashmir ki Azadi
Plan L - Laskars (ununiformed)
Plan M - Mullahiyat
Plan N - Naya Naya Pakistan
Plan O - Oye Nawaj,Go!
Plan P - PA revolution
Plan Q - Qalandar revolution
Plan R - RAA agints ki sazish
Plan S - Shariff (bad one) ki himayat
Plan T - Talibanization
Plan U - USA ka haath
Plan V - Vacuum bulb explosion
Plan W - Wajab ul cutlet
Plan X - GenX (Youthia) revolution
Plan Y - Yahudi sazish
Plan Z - Zionist forth generation warfare
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Marshallah Marshallaw :twisted:

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joygoswami wrote:Marshallah Marshallaw :twisted:

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Why is ImDim covering his "something"? Is he getting ready for "Nayaa Pakistan" or is this the dress Rehersal.
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John Carry janab haj said Pakistan army is the binding force of Pakistan.

Doej that mean pak army ij the glue that holds together the loo ? What ij the opinion of the learned jirga? Ij the interpretashun correct?

blijj to let me no.

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Abu Bakra al Beshawari.
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:rotfl:
We always knew who the Viraat was...
This should go on RajeshA ji's Reverse Inculturation thread.
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knock knock
kaun?
Dimran.
Dimran kaun?
Yes, Dimran Con.
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imran chacha is showing his cross haath gripping taknikis to mijjile targets onlee
bhyphor khujlee hainji?
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imran chacha ij doing ball tampering. ICC should investigate.
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^^^
Dimran - 'waiting for one more to make it a quartet before I can show off my balla (That ij for all my Tamil frands!) bazee'.
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Plj welcome Zahil HamIED's long lost judwa bhai
by Lt. Gen. Goo Lamb Must-be-a-phuck
India’s success in the creation of Bangladesh, which prompted Indira Gandhi to claim that the Two-Nation Theory has been buried forever in the Bay of Bengal, was also the beginning of India’s end. Suffering from an extreme degree of inferiority complex due to prolonged Muslim rule, Hindu nationalism has finally found its expression. India’s arrogance of power has done the rest. The deceptively thin veneer of ‘Shining India’ is hiding under the strong currents of divisive forces. These were held at bay by secularism, the cornerstone of nation-building espoused by India’s founding fathers. The events of 1971 provided the catalyst, which spurred the rise of Hindutva and sounded the death knell for secularism.
{Madrassa Core Curriculum}
India must recognise that too much flexing of muscles can be fatal if rest of the body is not functioning in harmony, especially the heart. Pakistan is that heart for this part of the world. Even if everything is in order, we must not forget that the strongest fall the hardest; it is simple physics.
{Reminder - Bakistanis have large hearts}

Could it be Jernail sab is under the influence of strong Afghani herps?
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Kuschen: Hou many wives do you need to have a family reunion in muridke, bakistan?
Ansaar: Too trains full.

Take that, kaptaan, trying to phyre mijjiles when you have onlee three houris. Ameechour.
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Al-Haram ! Al-Haram ! :eek:

Klick Heare
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Finally a dating agency that you can trust.

http://www.goatrancher.com/

Good olde Uncle Sam, always there when needed.
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Saw this at a Pakistani grocery store.... A passport for profit with vija pages! One side was in English and the other side was in Arabic.
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Shaliah cumpliant Bakistani Phyter - Bandar #17. Pleaj to note hejob and halal qalandar.
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One big phyter bandar#17 with 17 baki bandars (count em)!
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Why is Halal plane painted with Indian flag's colors
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It ijj cheeni + pwaki phlag onree.
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Why ijj dis birathar praising the kuffar?

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abhik wrote:It ijj cheeni + pwaki phlag onree.
Hu ij tarrel than Himalayas and hu ij deeper than the ocean? Ju can see that 'master - slave' in frandship relationship. Hint - The one who haj the controls ij the master and the tail that waghas the bandar ij the slave (always haj been).
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I think we will soon see a video praising ISRO
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chini are helping Islami repulpic in healthcare.
enjoy

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krishnan wrote:I think we will soon see a video praising ISRO
As long as the painted missiles do not target North Korea, anything will go in the land of pure pretenders.
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Kufri Kufri kufra
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Saffron ajint at Nopel Beace Brize serimoaney. Did she do a ghar vapasi?
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For thoj of ju hu wanted to see WKK seremoaney in Norwegistan.
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Naw ju can guess who waj RSS ajint doing suddhikaran for ghar vapasi!
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[quote="SBajwa"]Why ijj dis birathar praising the kuffar?

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Kuffar chess when praised by bure beepils to automatically burye-ify chess.

Now on only unjahiliya bure will copy, paint and show off chess to kufran. All mujahids from tora bora mountains to rally mujahids in Islamabad to Karachi gangsters will play chess.

If a descendant of the most intelligent lose, mujahid will outrage and riot after due slogans only. Unless, defeated by drona-chariya, petro-dollar-brothers, taller-brotherj, TFTA ariyan on horse - and given doles to to accept defeat - after due slogans only.

AoA.
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