Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 02 Dec 2014 09:29
by wig
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"I have developed that habit," says a reluctant female caller. "I think I am gaining weight because of it. How can I stop it?" she asks.
Dr Nadeem Siddiqui, the consultant who hosts the show, usually has to ask callers multiple follow-up questions to pin down the problem.
In this instance, Dr Siddiqui stares blankly at the camera for a while and then asks the caller to explain her question.
I have developed that sex habit, you know, with a finger. I want to stop. Is there a medicine for it?" she asks in a hushed tone.
Now, most of the time Dr Siddiqui gives sensible suggestions to his callers. But every now and then, he goes off track.
After an uncomfortable pause, and a disapproving sigh, the good doctor has this advice for the female caller: "You should pray five times a day, refrain from watching inappropriate content on internet and read religious literature. You will be alright."
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 02 Dec 2014 09:43
by member_28539
^^ ++++1 ahahahahahaha!! Joo just made my day!! AoA!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 02 Dec 2014 14:17
by partha
That pic made me sad. Poor girl.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 02 Dec 2014 14:18
by RCase
^^^
Five times a day sure is a habit! People are known to invoke the name of god during pleasure. I am sure she invokes the name of allah every time. Doen't Playgirl have fantastic religious articles too?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 02 Dec 2014 14:27
by RCase
partha wrote:That pic made me sad. Poor girl.
She looks older than 9 ears. Apdul ij following the footsteps of pbuh.
green color dress. Check
hijab. Check
Beard. Check
Topi. Check
Right hand possession. Check
Bhat ij the prablem hainji?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 02 Dec 2014 20:35
by Ardeshir
Oh baby goat main sone di, baby goat main sone di!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 02 Dec 2014 20:45
by Tuvaluan
The Balochs are the victims of the goat-molesting pakjabis and pashtuns scumbags. And they are not well-versed in Animal husbandry unlike the Pakjabis and the pakistani army, who are the pioneers and practitioners. This is likely to be Paki army propaganda --- the paki army has no love lost for the balochs, who have been exterminated in large number by army.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Dec 2014 04:51
by RCase
Planning for Naya Bakistan, Dimran ishtyle:
Plan A - a$$hole revolution
Plan B - bum blast
Plan C - ch...a giri
Plan D - downhill skiing
Plan E - emigrate to Londonistan
Plan F - Fidayeen/Final/ Fail!
Plan G - Jo Lahore main 'G...' ....
Plan H - Haramkhori
Plan I - India ki sazish
Plan J - Joos ki sazish
Plan K - Kashmir ki Azadi
Plan L - Laskars (ununiformed)
Plan M - Mullahiyat
Plan N - Naya Naya Pakistan
Plan O - Oye Nawaj,Go!
Plan P - PA revolution
Plan Q - Qalandar revolution
Plan R - RAA agints ki sazish
Plan S - Shariff (bad one) ki himayat
Plan T - Talibanization
Plan U - USA ka haath
Plan V - Vacuum bulb explosion
Plan W - Wajab ul cutlet
Plan X - GenX (Youthia) revolution
Plan Y - Yahudi sazish
Plan Z - Zionist forth generation warfare
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Dec 2014 10:36
by joygoswami
Marshallah Marshallaw
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Dec 2014 11:03
by Shrinivasan
joygoswami wrote:Marshallah Marshallaw
Why is ImDim covering his "something"? Is he getting ready for "Nayaa Pakistan" or is this the dress Rehersal.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Dec 2014 11:49
by partha
John Carry janab haj said Pakistan army is the binding force of Pakistan.
Doej that mean pak army ij the glue that holds together the loo ? What ij the opinion of the learned jirga? Ij the interpretashun correct?
blijj to let me no.
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Abu Bakra al Beshawari.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
India’s success in the creation of Bangladesh, which prompted Indira Gandhi to claim that the Two-Nation Theory has been buried forever in the Bay of Bengal, was also the beginning of India’s end. Suffering from an extreme degree of inferiority complex due to prolonged Muslim rule, Hindu nationalism has finally found its expression. India’s arrogance of power has done the rest. The deceptively thin veneer of ‘Shining India’ is hiding under the strong currents of divisive forces. These were held at bay by secularism, the cornerstone of nation-building espoused by India’s founding fathers. The events of 1971 provided the catalyst, which spurred the rise of Hindutva and sounded the death knell for secularism.
{Madrassa Core Curriculum}
India must recognise that too much flexing of muscles can be fatal if rest of the body is not functioning in harmony, especially the heart. Pakistan is that heart for this part of the world. Even if everything is in order, we must not forget that the strongest fall the hardest; it is simple physics.
{Reminder - Bakistanis have large hearts}
Could it be Jernail sab is under the influence of strong Afghani herps?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 06 Dec 2014 09:02
by Shreeman
Kuschen: Hou many wives do you need to have a family reunion in muridke, bakistan?
Ansaar: Too trains full.
Take that, kaptaan, trying to phyre mijjiles when you have onlee three houris. Ameechour.
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Dec 2014 07:51
by RCase
Saw this at a Pakistani grocery store.... A passport for profit with vija pages! One side was in English and the other side was in Arabic.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Dec 2014 23:21
by RCase
Shaliah cumpliant Bakistani Phyter - Bandar #17. Pleaj to note hejob and halal qalandar.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Dec 2014 23:26
by RCase
One big phyter bandar#17 with 17 baki bandars (count em)!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Dec 2014 12:49
by vdutta
Why is Halal plane painted with Indian flag's colors
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Dec 2014 17:49
by abhik
It ijj cheeni + pwaki phlag onree.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Dec 2014 23:59
by SBajwa
Why ijj dis birathar praising the kuffar?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Dec 2014 00:13
by RCase
abhik wrote:It ijj cheeni + pwaki phlag onree.
Hu ij tarrel than Himalayas and hu ij deeper than the ocean? Ju can see that 'master - slave' in frandship relationship. Hint - The one who haj the controls ij the master and the tail that waghas the bandar ij the slave (always haj been).
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Dec 2014 12:30
by krishnan
I think we will soon see a video praising ISRO
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Dec 2014 17:26
by habal
chini are helping Islami repulpic in healthcare.
enjoy
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Dec 2014 18:18
by vishvak
krishnan wrote:I think we will soon see a video praising ISRO
As long as the painted missiles do not target North Korea, anything will go in the land of pure pretenders.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Dec 2014 00:16
by Prem
Kufri Kufri kufra
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Dec 2014 02:23
by RCase
Saffron ajint at Nopel Beace Brize serimoaney. Did she do a ghar vapasi?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Dec 2014 02:27
by RCase
For thoj of ju hu wanted to see WKK seremoaney in Norwegistan.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Dec 2014 02:29
by RCase
Naw ju can guess who waj RSS ajint doing suddhikaran for ghar vapasi!
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Dec 2014 19:00
by vishvak
[quote="SBajwa"]Why ijj dis birathar praising the kuffar?
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Kuffar chess when praised by bure beepils to automatically burye-ify chess.
Now on only unjahiliya bure will copy, paint and show off chess to kufran. All mujahids from tora bora mountains to rally mujahids in Islamabad to Karachi gangsters will play chess.
If a descendant of the most intelligent lose, mujahid will outrage and riot after due slogans only. Unless, defeated by drona-chariya, petro-dollar-brothers, taller-brotherj, TFTA ariyan on horse - and given doles to to accept defeat - after due slogans only.
AoA.
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