Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Jun 2012 11:02

How Many Azzs in Poaq W azz ir e Azz am Raw zaa Azz- Ruff?

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 23 Jun 2012 15:24

From the brasstacks website:

Bra-sstacks or Br-ass-tacks

Brief Intro : Brasstacks is a unique, independanct and Private Pakistani Security Think Tank and defense analysis consulting group specializing in cutting edge and ground breaking research on International, Regional, and National Security, Political and exonomic issues.

Blijj to explain what "independanct" and "exonomic" means. Has the Momeen-e-Pakistan invented new angrej words? Also plijj to visualize what "cutting edge" here is...

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 23 Jun 2012 15:28

Momeen-e-Kashmir can be rest assured now as the Momeen-e-Pakistan is "comming"...

ju naaty Pakistani ju....

Our message to Kashmir -- Hold on, we are comming!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 23 Jun 2012 15:59

Brief Intro : Brasstacks is a unique, independanct and Private Pakistani Security Think Tank and defense analysis consulting group specializing in cutting edge and ground breaking research on International, Regional, and National Security, Political and exonomic issues.

Pleej to eggsplane. Ij this tank breaking ground to beeld wun under zameen rayl rode?

Thij ishtoodent of madr-ass-a lurning ij toe tally conphused

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 Jun 2012 17:54

Yogi_G wrote:Our message to Kashmir -- Hold on, we are comming![/url]

Aljo heard during a meenaj-e-trois.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 Jun 2012 17:59

Yogi_G wrote:From the brasstacks website:...

Faar a moment I waj mishtaken aj I sochoed that thij waj a kufar link to a myjtery shite on ladiej underwear. Joo know - braj attacks.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 24 Jun 2012 02:04

Yogi_G wrote:Momeen-e-Kashmir can be rest assured now as the Momeen-e-Pakistan is "comming"...

ju naaty Pakistani ju....

Our message to Kashmir -- Hold on, we are comming!

We ( me and 4 other people) came too early and now my wife is complaining

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Jun 2012 02:24

vdutta wrote:
Yogi_G wrote:Momeen-e-Kashmir can be rest assured now as the Momeen-e-Pakistan is "comming"...ju naaty Pakistani ju....
Our message to Kashmir -- Hold on, we are comming!
We ( me and 4 other people) came too early and now my wife is complaining

Eye albays say, Wait phor Da Second Coming oph ...... Master.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 Jun 2012 02:54

Master..BAITULLAH?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 24 Jun 2012 03:18

Dear All I am sorry for the typing error. It is GOD not GOS..

https://twitter.com/#!/SenRehmanMalik

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Jun 2012 03:26

Mullah M, yonlee Kaffirinao Koming Second Taim Bith Good News .
BM Rawja Asshruff izz opben phor Bizness bith Yindia!!

Roperia · Post by **Roperia** » 24 Jun 2012 08:38

Debating the Failed States Index | FP

Bhat iph bhee habh again gat the 13th rank aan th failed state index, our press attaché at the Embassy of Pakistan in Washington, D.C haj questioned th whol index. Iph bhee are a failed state, then the index is wrang.

Your move world!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 24 Jun 2012 18:28

A quick back ch'annal meeting between a TFTA mard and an SDRE munna in the land of the pure.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Jun 2012 23:37

Roperia wrote:Debating the Failed States Index | FP
Bhat iph bhee habh again gat the 13th rank aan th failed state index, our press attaché at the Embassy of Pakistan in Washington, D.C haj questioned th whol index. Iph bhee are a failed state, then the index is wrang.
Your move world!

Kaffir ROPE+ Region Of Peace and Entertainemenet .
Bakistan izz not phailing, Bakistan izz da phinal phoundation of ROPE. IT izz da world bich izz phailing Bakistan again yand again by naat baying da broper reshpeckt phor Baki Shekx.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Jun 2012 03:58

Bhaat are bhee doing to ourselvej? Bhee are loojing all the josh that our four-abbas showed uj bhen bhee ishtole the kuffar land and named it pajijtan? Hain? Reshent surbey showj that Pajistanij prefer ‘reajon’ ober ‘pajjon’. No more joj but more hoj? Bhere is the jawaani that bhee had in the dayj of the jihaad in afghanijtan? hain? I remember kave kamplex number 9211 bhere we had onlee joj. Bhat about the lal majdid dayj? Eben our kendoshtix shishtaj had more joj than todayj jawaanj who onlee like hoj.

Remindj me of that gaana by kamediyan Mehmood.

(Pleaj to ishtart sad moojik)
Yeh kaija ayaa jamana, yeh kaija.
Jawaano ney hum buddho ki na maani.
Na maani, na maani.
Hamari kadar na jaani.
Na jaani, na jaani.

All ij lojt.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 25 Jun 2012 04:32

anupmisra wrote:Bhaat are bhee doing to ourselvej? Bhee are loojing all the josh that our four-abbas showed uj bhen bhee ishtole the kuffar land and named it pajijtan? Hain? Reshent surbey showj that Pajistanij prefer ‘reajon’ ober ‘pajjon’. No more joj but more hoj? Bhere is the jawaani that bhee had in the dayj of the jihaad in afghanijtan? hain? I remember kave kamplex number 9211 bhere we had onlee joj. Bhat about the lal majdid dayj? Eben our kendoshtix shishtaj had more joj than todayj jawaanj who onlee like hoj.

Remindj me of that gaana by kamediyan Mehmood.

(Pleaj to ishtart sad moojik)
Yeh kaija ayaa jamana, yeh kaija.
Jawaano ney hum buddho ki na maani.
Na maani, na maani.
Hamari kadar na jaani.
Na jaani, na jaani.

All ij lojt.

Diyar Anup Al NewYorki,

Eye pheel thij ij kaaphir kaanspiraacy yand naat troo . So Natt to borry.
Bakistan waj and bill albays reemain phaithfool to oubr tradishun oph josh ober hosh.
Afphter all, bee all knoo Bakistan ka matlab kiya. Dont bee?

So naat all is lojt. Only Sovhirginity is laast phor reajons joo knoo bell.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Jun 2012 09:16

Paki 72 generation Stealth Plane

Al Khaa Lidh

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Jun 2012 20:51

Why havent we declared a Occupied Wall Street Solidarity din till now?

I heard that the people of Wall Street are oppressed and their land occupied by 800 million people which is 7800 occupiers per local.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Jun 2012 21:46

Reminiscences of Gilani's term:

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Jun 2012 02:13

Delhi, Mumbai to have missile defence systems
this will only hamper missile to missile contact between the two countries and will only strengthen the hands of extremists. The two nuclear South Asian neighbors have fought 3 wars over disputed area of Kashmir.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Jun 2012 03:28

Anujan wrote:

Hiyar ij petrol-mullah eggxplaining how he became belind (andha) in one aankh (eye) after hij firsht trysht with blaypoy in the hillj of aghanijtan. Thankj be to allah he could dekho with the other aankh altho he losht all pershpectibe.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 26 Jun 2012 13:43

What is this secret gesture by baki mard and mardis? Must be a pakistani thing
PS. BTW mardi/woman is the first one.

archan · Post by **archan** » 26 Jun 2012 14:50

^ dard-e-gubo, dard-e-gubo..

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 27 Jun 2012 08:03

Muhahahaha. Plez batch dis. USS Sub to destroy Bakistan in Halleywood Mobhie

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 27 Jun 2012 14:02

Easier way is they give the movie budget to bakistan army and they will destroy the country themselves.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 27 Jun 2012 15:29

hab invented a noo way to be more pure from bery first day
instead of walking into Prime Minister's House, Shahabuddin was in court, seeking pre-arrest bail
Nab whoo can point any finger?

The report is true example of momin-e-pakistaniyat! AoA.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 27 Jun 2012 19:39

Bakistan Will Be Shanghai One Day. AOA

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Jun 2012 19:43

pakistan was shanghied twice in its history, first by unkil and then by dragon
since then its been locked in dark room getting gubo'ed at regular intervals by its two shanghai'ers

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Jun 2012 03:23

Gillanahi Gaanna

Mere PeeAM wale din pyare, Khaa Pee Ke daakar Roz Maare
CJ ki maar ke maare, Bikhre Lotte Sarre
Abb Din me ginoo mai Taarre
Hai kanha gaye, woh Kaanha gaye..
Koi Lauta de mere PeeaM wale din
PM wale din, woh Sherry Squeeze wale Din.
Woh Chinia wali Chu Lynnn.
Koi..

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 28 Jun 2012 08:51

@SenRehmanMalik why would anyone in their right mind forge a PAKISTANI passport?!"

https://twitter.com/SenRehmanMalik/stat ... 7312804864

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Jun 2012 21:54

PM asks Foreign Office to project soft image of Pakistan
Ms Deep Throat Khar

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 29 Jun 2012 01:28

^^^ I thought it waj putting lipstick on a pig. Now wee habe a new sayying - Butting libstick on Kamil! AoA!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Jun 2012 04:20

Shooper dooper Gubo Bozition Bracticing Baki
Gubo Crawl , Walk, Dance Yand Sannas.

[youtube]7ZmXGwQKRqg&feature=related[/youtube]

kish · Post by **kish** » 29 Jun 2012 13:47

Jhujar wrote:Shooper dooper Gubo Bozition Bracticing Baki
Gubo Crawl , Walk, Dance Yand Sannas.

100 Lashes too juu kufr. Eet ish the pbrave Moham'mad-Al-Gandu bith followers to capture Yendia. Ifp he is martyred, we habe Moham'mad-Al-Incesti to carry-forward jihad. Ifp he is martyred too, we habe Moham'mad-Al-B*astardi he haj great reputation among believers. Every baki has a B*astardi in him which no one knows.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 29 Jun 2012 13:54

kish wrote:
Jhujar wrote:Shooper dooper Gubo Bozition Bracticing Baki
Gubo Crawl , Walk, Dance Yand Sannas.

100 Lashes too juu kufr. Eet ish the pbrave Moham'mad-Al-Gandu bith followers to capture Yendia. Ifp he is martyred, we habe Moham'mad-Al-Incesti to carry-forward jihad. Ifp he is martyred too, we habe Moham'mad-Al-B*astardi he haj great reputation among believers. Every baki has a B*astardi in him which no one knows.

Kish Mullah,
Eye yam a peeliver. Joo ispeek the absolut trooth.
Joor bost made my din.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Jun 2012 17:15

naat true, iph paquis habh four_fathers, then eithar each paqui haj 1/4 b'astardi or 4 ******** in him
(depending on juour outlook in such matters for birathers)

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 29 Jun 2012 17:53

Jhujar wrote:PM asks Foreign Office to project soft image of Pakistan
Ms Deep Throat Khar

for a second i thought it was pakistan's foreign minister hina rabbani khar.

throw a birkin bag in the picture and you cannot tell them apart

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 29 Jun 2012 22:39

^^Excuze me dear Maulearners, why iz the Kamel wearing a Red Cap/Hat. Does it have to do anything with Sus Domesticus Ghazi Zaheel Hamid ??

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 30 Jun 2012 01:55

Dekho dekho, our liars (wakeelj) can produce fire (aag) from ishmoke (dhuaan) from ther loins. Prooovj my point that bhere thier ij ishmoke there ij fire.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 30 Jun 2012 02:03

Thanks be to allah, hakimullah (my ghoda for ghajwa e hind) haj hij lishensh plate number. He ij now approoved by the DMV.