Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 26 Jul 2010 14:21

I saw the movie " From Paris With Love " Finally haalywood has caught up with bakistan. The movie clearly shows the glorious traditions of bakis and pismillah , the adjectives used for bakis is flattering. Hope NSN does an in-house review on this one.

Must watch phor all bak lovers & bak lurks.

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 26 Jul 2010 19:09

I found this pious dhaga in a kufr website
Ahammadiyya are Kafir

had a conversation with one mirzaye. he sed that we dont belive on JIN's as they dont exist . I qoute him the verse of quran from surah rehman and from so many other verses of quran where ALLAH clearley says that "God has created Human and JIN to worship him". He sed they dont belive on JIN's anda there is no such thing as JIN's.

So brother people who don't agree with Allah and his last messenger are KAFIR and they also the worst people on the face of earth because they dont accept what quran says and make there stupid and senseless meanings.

May Allh give them Hidaya and they become Muslim and leave there KAFIR religion.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 26 Jul 2010 20:16

Raa conspiracy to conver bious faithfool to kuffar are taking roots.

Indian soaps, a hit in Pakistan, are cultural factors to reckon with

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 27 Jul 2010 01:16

naren wrote:

Giants & papy mujahids recruited phor the bious army.

Pakistani OFB making 9mm ammo

Purqalejj ayesha brejenting her hushpand bith giant ishtick phor biolating sharia

Due to budget cuts, Lollywood combines Spider Man and Terminator 2 remake

Khan Rejearch Lavatories (KRL) habe inbented new bartickle ackjelerator. Shoon be bill peat the kuffar "Lodge Heathen Collider" (LHC)

A seminar on "Cashmere Issue" inside a Pakistani Think Tank for Strategic Depth

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Jul 2010 03:15

ISLAMABAD: Pakistan will possibly test-fire mijjle missile tomorrow (Tuesday). Prime Minister Syed Yusuf Raza Gilani along with senior officials of the armed forces of Pakistan will witness the experimental phyrring of the missile, this test was a foregone conclusion after the recent extension given to to Jarnail Ass saf kiyanahi(courtesy Chinese hand and not Phoonk Sundari)

Civil and military personalities will reach the phyrr range in north Punjab through helicopters to watch the test phyrr. After becoming the prime minister, Gilani will for first time witness mijjile test phyrr and after being in perpetual receiving GUBO mode it is high time Gila-nahi gets to watch a mijjile test from in front rather than from Behind.

Being Prime Minister, Gilani was made Chairman of National Cum Control Authority. Earlier, Asif Zardari was the chairman of the Authority as a president of the state. The missile, which will be test fired tomorrow,has been extended to its fullest potential with generous chinese assistance. This is a liquid fuel missile. Prime Minister Gilani will undress the civil and military personalities and scientists and engineers on the occasion and a suitable volunteer will be chosen for the mijjile test.

Orijinnal pingrezi rebort hiyar
http://thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=252944

NSN we ejjaculate prematurely

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Jul 2010 03:32

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 27 Jul 2010 04:16

Dear Mullahs,

This bideo is made by the "birather-coujins" aphh raaakit mards (the UQstanis -- piss be upon them), for yenjoyment yand viewing (and "other") plejure. Juuu can see PYTs clothed it top fashion Mujhra ishtyle shining dress.

Plissss kamment.

I guess... this is what soosai jeeehardis get to see in heaben.... wonly that there would be 72 of them... or 72 LEDs on one sheep....makes me wanna do a soosai and see phor myjelf.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 27 Jul 2010 07:35

NSN: Islamabad: President Zardari is a very busy and worried man these days. He is involved in intense negotiations with US to get his 10% cut to contain and plug the wekeeLeaks. Zardari was visibly angry at not being able to get his nominal dus percent for the Leaks. US has been playing hardball that 10% is too much for recycling of old news. Pakistan army support of taliban is nothing new to them, it is support of bad taliban that is the bone of contention. Zardari was reminded of airlifting of Taliban fighters from Kunduz, Afghanistan, by US, many many moons ago recently. No deal has been reached so far.
Zardari is reportedly trying to play two cards that are close to his chest for dus percent.
1. He is threatening to hire the now jobless BP executive Tony Hayward to contain and plug the leaks.
2. He is reportedly trying to get pakistan new symbol of currency with two channels, one being relief channel. This is causing much takleef to US.

Leaks are normal due to repeated abuse of GUBO by pakistan. The process of intense GUBO needs to be greased by petroleum jelly, which Pakistan gets in abudance from Saudi Arabia. US is reportedly very receptive to the idea of pakistani army stance (Goat Stance/ occasionally Horse Stance ), and is hoping within a time period of 4 years to clone the Afghanistan's army to mimic Pakistani army stance. Zardari is seeing another opportunity to broker this deal and seal his nominal 10%.
To facilitate ease of transaction, Saudi Arabia has been notified to supply extra shipment of petroleum jelly.
NSN, leaking news as it leaks.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 27 Jul 2010 10:08

If zardari ij taking 10% cut, theej means hij mijjile ij only 90% long. Bhat he do bith remaining 10% mijjile?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Jul 2010 10:22

AdityaM wrote:If zardari ij taking 10% cut, theej means hij mijjile ij only 90% long. Bhat he do bith remaining 10% mijjile?

Zardari haaz sphpecial phunktion to berform.He iz tu akt onlee az head oph Pakistan yand naat da whole 100%.

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 27 Jul 2010 10:45

^^ OMG

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 27 Jul 2010 10:49

Pleej to read hij naam correktly

Ass-If-A-Lizard-ari

Just likea lijard ij able to regrow its baady parts, our prejident can has hij mijjile grow pack to its original sije. 10-20-30% cuts don't mattur.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 27 Jul 2010 10:52

abhischekcc wrote:^^ OMG

Kaifirs are getting polder py the day .

naren · Post by **naren** » 27 Jul 2010 11:32

Bakistani modelj barading theyar shummer kolleckjun

Sun paked Bakistaniyat cakej. yummy yummy...

Bakistani navel kommandu in ackjun

Imbenetrubble phortressh

Mujahids attaqing kuffar conboy

Nanha ayesha peing brotected by djinn taknik

Biradher ujing djinn taknik phor broteckshun

Bakistani naby shub docking

Bious army getting trained in dejert warphare

Nanha Bakistani's getting bractical lejjons in fysicks

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 27 Jul 2010 12:02

kuffar, thij is bakstans version of pull my phinger, only that hiyar joo pull peard & the pindi chana gas flows.
bliss to notis pipe from abduls mush to gas collectin barrel. bliss to aljo notis bious piradhers enjoying the awesomeness of residual pindi chana gas escaping abdul's mush.

naren · Post by **naren** » 27 Jul 2010 12:07

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 27 Jul 2010 12:16

Prem wrote:
AdityaM wrote:If zardari ij taking 10% cut, theej means hij mijjile ij only 90% long. Bhat he do bith remaining 10% mijjile?
Zardari haaz sphpecial phunktion to berform.He iz tu akt onlee az head oph Pakistan yand naat da whole 100%.

I waj aphraid that he haj put 10% in grave for jenani mohtarma butto-al-alhaa-ko-pyari for use in abter life

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 Jul 2010 12:56

derkonig wrote:<seenip>
bliss to notis pipe from abduls mush to gas collectin barrel. bliss to aljo notis bious piradhers enjoying the awesomeness of residual pindi chana gas escaping abdul's mush.

AoA, maashaalla kiya paine nazr!! wah! wah!
eye konfer on jou a krate oph rare farting Kamel Fart.
pliss to be akcepting.

Salam

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 Jul 2010 14:04

NSN (Karachi Desk)

Over 100 political activists have been gunned down in Karachi since the turn of the year.

The present spate of targeted killings is not the first of its kind; this phenomenon was first witnessed in the 1990s and re-emerged at various points in time, with most murders borne out of ethnic politics or political infighting.

Karachi has a history of ethnic conflicts, sectarian violence, as well as intra and inter-party tensions. “One has to take into account indigenous social, political and economic factors to understand and pre-empt ethnic violence in the city,” sources said.

“The main reasons behind ethnic violence include RAA's aspirations of maintaining political hegemony, land-grabbing to provide shelter to respective ethnic communities, economic benefits accrued from limited resources, strengthening strongholds in particular areas, and the misuse of ethnic associations,” the officer explained.

“In these clashes, innocent people lose their lives. In the first kind, rickshaw drivers, dumper drivers, cobblers etc are killed, while in the second, doctors from various sects are targeted,” sources said.

When asked about the apparent impotency of the law enforcement agencies in curbing targeted killings, sources places the blame squarely on political forces, claiming that despite apprehending criminals, they receive orders to release those men, denying the
claim on impotency.

Despite having verified information regarding criminals involved in target killings, the police are not given any clear directions from their superiors to arrest these perpetrators of violence – a situation exacerbated by the fact that the police superiors are restrained, sources alleged. Which further reinforce that Bolis is very potent and capable of multiple
mounting and demounting.

“If the authorities concerned are serious in controlling the ongoing insecurity in the city, they must sanction powers of arresting the culprits without any favoritism, and also take into confidence those officers who have taken part in nabbing the criminals involved in target killings in prior operations. If police officials are guaranteed that in future, they will not be victimized, they will produce the goods,” sources concluded

NSN(TNT)

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 27 Jul 2010 16:06

^^^
kaffir alurt....jest one RAA doesn't make this halal..we only want pingreji....

James B · Post by **James B** » 28 Jul 2010 13:43

LMU Mujic Phestival.

Lal brofessor teaching chorus to the mujahids and nanha mujahids.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 28 Jul 2010 20:28

RAA handpicks Rahat Fateh Ali for fresh anti-Pakistan project

— Rahat sells off Pak kids to RAW like camel jockeys under the grab of music show Chhote Ustaad

— Project initiated to evaporate Pakistani culture, identity

— RAW plans to keep the project for next ten years to eliminate 2-nation theory completely from the minds of Pak Kidz

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 28 Jul 2010 21:25

diyar aaditaar,
i yam very

about our arr weathel fraandship with cheen. i say bakstan haj to go beyond gubo yand do more in da relashunship jest like we do for amrika. see, amrika gives aid, we give them 9/11. amrika gives kary langoor zakat, we give faisal sazad. aunty provides moral support for cashmere, we give bakpak. araps give oil, we try to bump off arap brince, then bhy phor we don't give such services to cheena, hain hain? are shanghai's tarrel skyscrapers any less tfta than amrika's, i ask? are ccp barty empelols any less desirable than araps? bhy aaditaar bhy?

archan · Post by **archan** » 28 Jul 2010 22:34

Cheena's danda might look ishmall put bhen cheena in gussa, the danda know no pounds. It bounds mercilessly and cares phor no unkil no auntie no human or sup-human rights nothing...
bliss to naat mess with cheena... all vajeline manuphaktured theyar... if no vajjeline, even chota danda feel bada... tauba tauba!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 29 Jul 2010 02:37

Cheena gives Phoonk Sundari, we give them AIDS, it may appear Chanakian as it takes about a decade for full epphects to be vijibal to nanga eye

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Jul 2010 17:17

cheena gave us phoonk sundari
we gave them phoonk sundaruddin, only they didnt realise it until too late

anmol · Post by **anmol** » 29 Jul 2010 22:38

Some calendars for Khuspoo lovers.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 30 Jul 2010 09:26

AoA!

Bakistan ISI Am-Fib-e-Bious Fauj trains in Krachi to invade Mumbai

naren · Post by **naren** » 30 Jul 2010 09:51

Phinally, the bious can learn something yoosefool from kuffar bikibedia.

Link (NSFW)

Bliss to yadd the misshing Bakistan sexjion.

*yadded*

Erratic bitchar

niran · Post by **niran** » 30 Jul 2010 13:39

AoA
eye pring you a asli water mard

meanwhile: NSN prave reporters have investigated deep yand wide on kauje oph
the hawai jehaj accident, using Kala Djin takneek to read the "Black Box"
Due to Sorverginity yand Sakooraty issues, onlee select phew shall be told.
Those who wants to be select phew, pliss to be awarding themself proper Fartgwa
and que up at:
Kave #420
Madarssah oph Hawai Djinn Takneeki
Pindi (near Pindi chana gas tanki)
Bakistan.

Salam

niran · Post by **niran** » 30 Jul 2010 15:38

lahaulvillakwat!!! RAA agints kala karing H&D oph Bakistan

eye demand yallow dasiers on these thief be sent over ASAP.

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 30 Jul 2010 18:36

this one is a must see

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLjyqDAi ... re=related

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 30 Jul 2010 20:51

Ij this taap sekret bichar prooph enuph oph adbanced state oph Baki space brogram ??

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Jul 2010 21:00

^^^ adbhanjed djinn takniki

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 31 Jul 2010 01:19

Mashallah Mullah Chand-o-Miyan-Nand, I dekhoed that mobie "Phrom Baris Bith Laub" and butt do I phind ?

This mobie ij a RAA ( no Mossad-CIA inbolblment ) consbiracee onlee.
1st of all, broducer's naam ij INDIA OSBORNE
2nd, soosai pomper in climax ij in SAFFRON kapda
3rd, Soosai pomper ij a WOEMAN. Apsolutallee not halaal
4th, Bakis are shown selling powder , not herps. Butt ij a Baki bithout hij herps ... hainjee ?
5th, there ij no Cheena frands bhen Kufar TFTAs are wibing the phloor bith Bakis and no Bakis bhen they are doing the same bith Cheenas.
Bhere ij the concebt oph "Tarrel than pahaad, deebel than oshun dosti" i pooch?

Pliij to take bride in religion of piss and it's onlee fartress Bakisatan.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 31 Jul 2010 01:34

Stevens: She is Pakistani, you stupid ******. It doesn't mean she's a terrorist.

Wax: It does when she's your best friend

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 31 Jul 2010 02:39

jarnail petr-e-aus encourages jarnail ass-faq to extend himself, or is threatening him with consequences of predator ass-faq

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 31 Jul 2010 03:44

NSN: Rawalpindi desk: (pingreji vershun):
Eye yes eye cheap pacha ij rebortedly kalling off the trip to vijit londonistan. It ij unklear at thij point why pacha, phormer tallipan, current eye yes eye cheap, fuchar tallipan, haj not been able to obtain londonistan vija. The fuchar tallipan haj strang relashunship with millipand and doesn't find comfortaple with daweed komaround.

It ij reported that pacha haj sent a strang message to londonistan myphive (MI5) that Kasab is not a pakistani.

In light of thij revealshun, pacha haj agreed to be open to receive londonistan vija on second attempt, and agreed to change hij originul stance by another 10 degree inklinashun. Any londonistan vija issuers shouldn't hesitate to kall up pacha to avail of the services rendered by eye yes eye cheap.
NSN, pringing newj phrom vija servijes to seecrate servijes on time everytime.

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 31 Jul 2010 07:46

NSN Investigative unit finds a new RAW agent who is kidnapping kids to Kurfisthan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 31 Jul 2010 08:46

Besh hai
Yeh Kaisi doohaI hai jo Poak ne paai hai
Naraj nahiiii Khan tuuumse, kehno ko larai hai
GUBO poorani aadat hai, Musharraf naa koi paarai hai
Munna ,Ashna ke bandan yeh ,logg kehte hai ki "chudppai" hai.