Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Jul 2012 18:09
by rajanb
Ju meen thayt farticle will zupply uj bith sebentee too houris iph bhee uje sucite bhests?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Jul 2012 18:58
by Rajat
Lalmohan wrote:bhat iph irradiation from new clear bum turned god phearing sci-e-ntist into qadiani mutant?!
That onlee happenj to thoje hu are inwardlee Quadiani onlee. Troo peeleeberj bhill naivar turn! It can be tesht for new nanhas entering LMU onlee!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Jul 2012 19:20
by Lalmohan
that eej why in LMU dorms we uje polonium chaddi's
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Jul 2012 22:21
by Raja Bose
Birathers! Bakistan constitution haj been amended (whoa! did joo know we had a constitution despite eating all that gosht and pindi channa )
Now dephinition of Qadiani: All Ahmadis except South Asian Nobel Prize winners.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Jul 2012 22:22
by Lalmohan
are ju saying kobiguru rabindranath babu is a qadiani??!!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Jul 2012 22:23
by Raja Bose
^^Ij he Ahmadi??
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Jul 2012 23:07
by Ardeshir
Astaghfirullah! Ju means to say Kansti-tyuushan amendment now includes Kuffar West Bakistani Muhammed Yunus too?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2012 00:01
by kish
beople listen, bhy for ju dishcussing "constitution". Ij itt menshunned in kooraan?
Brave baki beople should keep 4 "B"s in mind. They are Book, Bropet, Bomb and Bakistan.
I bill take ju kuffr to a sharia court, lett Good/Bad Taliban descide juor fate.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2012 01:17
by RCase
vdutta wrote:What a stance???
if it isnt a proof that she is a man then i dont know what is.
Farrin minster ij onlee expressing her all weather friendship with tarrel birather with open arms legs. Lal burkin bag is to show solidarity with Cheen mulk.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2012 02:39
by Mahendra
But everyone is ignoring my abservashun, cheena birather seems to be more interested in dil-do in the laal bag than haath milao
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2012 02:55
by Prem
Mahendra wrote:But everyone is ignoring my abservashun, cheena birather seems to be more interested in dil-do in the laal bag than haath milao
Laal bag ko Odh kei, Dil Do ke Tukre jorr ke
LaaL Mullah ko Chorr ke
Taango ka Manzar Khol ke
Taller Deeper ke haath Thaam liye!!
Marr jaoon naa kahi Laaj sei..
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2012 07:04
by Ardeshir
Ij Burkin Made-in-Cheen Kaapy?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2012 13:29
by RCase
Prasant wrote:Ij Burkin Made-in-Cheen Kaapy?
Like dus percenti alwaj sajs - Cheen kaapy kapay!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2012 13:37
by Rajat
RCase wrote:
vdutta wrote:What a stance???
if it isnt a proof that she is a man then i dont know what is.
Farrin minster ij onlee expressing her all weather friendship with tarrel birather with open arms legs. Lal burkin bag is to show solidarity with Cheen mulk.
Haw ji! So much iskin ij bijipal! and hayer aljo! whair is purkha, hain ji? i broboje that she pee declared wajib-ul-shutl...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jul 2012 05:12
by joygoswami
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jul 2012 06:36
by archan
Bhere did ju phind the phamilee bhoto? I have thought I had hidden it deep into the crevices of the attik. Now that it ij out in the oben, let me introduce :
Phrom left to dahina: Al Badar, Al Madar, and Al Baqar.
*hint : one in the middal ij the one I told ju apout some moons ago. My seventh coujjin, eighth removed, and sixth endeared. Ishtill rememper thoje endearing dayj in Lalbrof ka lap.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jul 2012 12:37
by Lalmohan
butt who eej munna-al-terrori walking behind emir with toilet roll in haath and big big maniacal look on soorat?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jul 2012 12:45
by Kanishka
Lalmohan wrote:butt who eej munna-al-terrori walking behind emir with toilet roll in haath and big big maniacal look on soorat?
That ij raje mullah's inbred son phrom his nikkah with hij little sista.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jul 2012 13:03
by rajanb
He ij ophbiously lusteeng the beeg backsidej een phront oph heem kum paired to the boney goatj he ij yused too, sow he ijint a RAW agint.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jul 2012 13:21
by RCase
Kanishka wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:butt who eej munna-al-terrori walking behind emir with toilet roll in haath and big big maniacal look on soorat?
That ij raje mullah's inbred son phrom his nikkah with hij little sista.
He ij raa ajint - clean shaven bania displaying his zehniyat (with hij wicked green) by carrying toilet roll aj he ij with shitisani mullahs al bartani. Ju can see ah-gay two mullahs have their hands in their pockets and are ready to lob grenades within 8 seconds.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jul 2012 18:16
by anupmisra
archan wrote:Bhere did ju phind the phamilee bhoto?
Achanullah-on-lapullah,
Do joo naat rekognije Ass-Jam ul-Chod-Ray-al Londonistani? He ij the roving ambajjador of ijlamic good bill and the unaffishial major of londonistan. He ij tryng to find peach and hermoine in theje troubled waqt bhen all eyej are on londonistan for the oil-limpics. Pleaj pee upon him.
Remindingly jours,
Anupuddin-al-noojarki
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 03:08
by Kanishka
anupmisra wrote:
archan wrote:Bhere did ju phind the phamilee bhoto?
Achanullah-on-lapullah,
Do joo naat rekognije Ass-Jam ul-Chod-Ray-al Londonistani? He ij the roving ambajjador of ijlamic good bill and the unaffishial major of londonistan. He ij tryng to find peach and hermoine in theje troubled waqt bhen all eyej are on londonistan for the oil-limpics. Pleaj pee upon him.
Remindingly jours,
Anupuddin-al-noojarki
Ah Sala Cum,
Taaking apout Oil Limpics, how many meedals Bakistan ij going to bin thij taime?
It ij a shame that sports in bhich Bakistan is good ij naat inckulded like
kidnapping, raping, sooside pompimg, incesting, grooming phor seks etc.
These sports should pee inkluded in Oil Limpics.
Reborting sadly,
Kanishkullah
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 07:42
by shiv
I am propojinn an "Out of Bakistan" theory.
The trooth ij that Allah created Aryan Mussalmanj in Bakistan, and they conkered da world starting out oph Bakistan.
But kafirs have now created the anti-Bakistan theory where they say subreme Aryans from Yooropes came to Bakistan. And that Bakistanis are mixed breed Aryan Mussalmaans with dirty black Dravidian Mussalmaans oph kafir India. This lie haj to be overtuned. Aryan Bakistani Mussalmaans must kill all kafirs, and that ij what we are seeing today cumming out oph Bakistan
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 08:20
by Ardeshir
Maulana Shiv-al-hakimi, but ju are phorgatting that vee Bakistanis are broud descendants oph Arap and Turk beobles. Oph course, Mohajirs are not True Bakistanis™.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Pakistani consular officer in toronto tries to give Canadian visa to Canadian citizen, declared unfit for government service.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 09:17
by Kanishka
shiv wrote:I am propojinn an "Out of Bakistan" theory.
The trooth ij that Allah created Aryan Mussalmanj in Bakistan, and they conkered da world starting out oph Bakistan.
But kafirs have now created the anti-Bakistan theory where they say subreme Aryans from Yooropes came to Bakistan. And that Bakistanis are mixed breed Aryan Mussalmaans with dirty black Dravidian Mussalmaans oph kafir India. This lie haj to be overtuned. Aryan Bakistani Mussalmaans must kill all kafirs, and that ij what we are seeing today cumming out oph Bakistan
There ij aalreedy a dhaaga phor "Out oph Bakistan Ijjues":
It ij kalled "Pakistani Role in Global Terrorism"
Salam
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 09:24
by Prem
Kanishka wrote:
shiv wrote:I am propojinn an "Out of Bakistan" theory.
"Out oph Bakistan Ijjues":
Salam
Hoo ij happier? Out oph Bakistan materialj or Bakistan?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 12:13
by Sushupti
Bakis are far behind their Arap masters when it comes to debating skills.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 12:20
by Mahendra
shiv wrote:
cumming out oph Bakistan
I phind this bery repulsive
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 13:28
by Rajat
butt wye, mah-e-ndrullah? sometimej, pa'astanij need protein, nahin?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 14:14
by Ardeshir
Onlee iph it ij Halal.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 14:24
by Lalmohan
are ju saying that "neck" must be cut and allowed to drain out?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 15:43
by Ardeshir
Plij brebare a dojjier so that vee can respond to eet.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 15:51
by Rajat
Prasant wrote:Onlee iph it ij Halal.
ju kuffar! haw dare ju kweshchun my halal-ness? eye sho troo bakistaniyat eberee mawrning (eye alwaij chek!). if bakistaniyat ij not halal, then NUTHING ij halal!
bakistaniyat ko khatray may mat daalo!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 15:56
by Rajat
da koschan may arije, prasant-al-kufri, that haw do eye gnaw that my bakistaniyat ij troo? wye, pecoj it ij halal GREEN, oph korse! must pe the herps onlee...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 16:11
by Ardeshir
Diyar Rajat-ul-Halalchecker, iff ju are so kanfidant of juvar halalness, bliss to apply hiyar for certifakat.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 16:31
by Rajat
eye don't need peece of kagaz to cunphurm halal-ness. that is kufr praktiss.