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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 15:44
by Baikul
anupmisra wrote:PPP leader arrested for issuing fake cheque
Chuttiana police on Tuesday arrested PPP leader Haji Ghulam Abbas ...
If ju commit chuttiapa, the Chuttiana bolice will arrast ju. Mind it!

:rotfl:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Apr 2014 23:21
by vdutta
kish wrote:Thish ish a neu camasutra posijion.

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Two pathan, one ball.


They practice it a lot, now a days its Afridi's turn to bend first.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Apr 2014 14:05
by joygoswami
Bhat ijj happening here !!?? :roll:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Apr 2014 14:34
by RCase
^^^
Tharqi ya shareef?
Ghulam ya malick?
Pliss to note rawheel's look.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Apr 2014 15:45
by joygoswami
^^^
So bhy ij TFTA Rawheel embracing an SDRE type looking moojahid ?? I socho that dis fauji ij a RAA Agint. Giveaway - He ij short, he ij dark.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Apr 2014 16:38
by Lalmohan
but du ju notij how they blend into each aathar? hain ji?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Apr 2014 22:29
by Sonugn
Bhat is the meaning of this? I was searching for our rakkit organization, but this comes -

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Apr 2014 04:54
by RCase
^^^
It ij naat any suar, butt a Paki suar. That ij bhy there ij a 'P' in suarco.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Apr 2014 13:04
by joygoswami
^^ Bah bah Case-al-Cashmiri. Bhat an idea. :rotfl:

Peehold, Kala Kamaandu Hazrat Jaid Hameid(pbuh) ready phor Ghazwa-E-Suar. :((

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Apr 2014 15:39
by Lalmohan
butt bhat ij kaali billi doing behind him hain ji?
eej it bhat all others do behind him?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Apr 2014 20:46
by Baikul
That ij hij plack bussy.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Apr 2014 21:36
by vdutta
joygoswami wrote:^^ Bah bah Case-al-Cashmiri. Bhat an idea. :rotfl:

Peehold, Kala Kamaandu Hazrat Jaid Hameid(pbuh) ready phor Ghazwa-E-Suar. :((

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Do those shoes blink lights when he walks? :eek:

BTW, in the background there is a Black Cat, and he is pretending to be a commando. Hint Hint

I dont know what he wants to be when he grows up.... hint hint:rotfl: :rotfl:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Apr 2014 22:34
by jamwal
But he ij so bhite himself He should kalaa his munh to match everything.

Even the poots are not plack.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Apr 2014 03:52
by anupmisra
In hij firont paakit, he haj shotgun shellj. Then bhy by allahj grace ij he holding a masheen gun? Hain?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Apr 2014 13:37
by RCase
It ij purkha clad Pussy searching for Musha Rat.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Apr 2014 14:14
by Lalmohan
those are naat shaatgunn shells, they are djinn grenades
phyrr one and green clad djinn appears to lead mujahids on camelbak to victory against kaffirs...

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Apr 2014 00:07
by pralay
bhy for ij the Jalil HamIED ij wearing white shoes of Jitendra?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Apr 2014 00:14
by vishvak
Bhere eij imported skii phor when time comej then paki downhillj? Thij paki ij going to jannat phor sure.

Importing for time comej,
back-al-skii-ullah

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Apr 2014 18:00
by shiv
Gen-newin Qweschan: Ij the vote phor wimmens in Kaffirstan India worth 1/4 or 1/2 that oph mens?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Apr 2014 18:41
by anupmisra
shiv wrote:Gen-newin Qweschan: Ij the vote phor wimmens in Kaffirstan India worth 1/4 or 1/2 that oph mens?
No logic allah-ood hiyar. Shivuddin, thousand stribej to joo for qweshchunning the shariya poliseej of the gloriouj ijlamic emirate of bakijtan .

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Apr 2014 19:01
by Yogi_G
all money used up in buying fake machine gun and shot gun shells.

Shoes is second hand onlee purchased in Peshawar, the same place where Rambo got his IEDs.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Apr 2014 00:15
by Prem
Poaquacker Goat , One Minute Quicky , Every Morning

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Apr 2014 04:59
by joygoswami

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Apr 2014 09:18
by Anand K
Mian Hamid dijblays the most gham-est case of Mard Mid-Zindagi Crisis I say! Bropably his own bandook no lock, load, cock and phyrr anymore without jammed mushy receiver, barrel failure and gas bleed. So he dresses up in warrior kapda and big stronk bandooks to make up phor it, hain? I would love to pick his bheja while he pourj out his emotionj on my mattrejj.

Yourj neurally,
Hakim Zikmahd Froudullah, Brafessar of Piskoanalyjij, Bannu Madrassa

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Apr 2014 09:57
by Yogi_G
joygoswami wrote:
This is the same chap of the "Karachi mein log apno mein eid mananey ke liye.... camera man xxx ke saath Chand Nawab xxx news" fame.


Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Apr 2014 14:50
by anupmisra
joygoswami wrote:
As Gabbar Singh said "Pakistan ne hijron ki fauj banayi hai".

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Apr 2014 21:05
by RCase
shiv wrote:Gen-newin Qweschan: Ij the vote phor wimmens in Kaffirstan India worth 1/4 or 1/2 that oph mens?
Hakimullah, I will attempt to gibe ju jaan-e-whine answer to jour qweschan ujing the ijjlamic prince-e-pals of Bakistan.

1. Ujing sareeyah cumpliant prince-e-pals, kaffirstanis are entitled to life only as dhimmis by paying jazziah. Hence kaffir mens vote ij worth jeero. Kaffir wimmens can be ujed as slaves per the pook. Their vote ij worthless. Even goats get higher status than wimmens.

2. Ujing IEDology prince-e-pals of Bakistan and Lahori lawjic; one bious mo-men ij worth 10 kaffir mens. One wimmens ij worth 1/4th of mens. Hence one kaffir wimmens ij worth 1/40th of bious mo-men.

Eye naat knowing haw ju get 1/4 and 1/2. Ju need to attend mad-rash-ah to be reejaculated as Tellibunny!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 13 Apr 2014 15:45
by anupmisra
Coming to a sadak near joo. Thij ij a baki invenshun of.....?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 03:17
by RCase
^^^
Ij this the Baki halal way of modeling wimmens clothes for western kaffir wimmens?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 17:27
by menon s
Well a nice suit, for all the waiters at Udupi Narayana Hotel , Kottarakkara, Kollam , Gods own kuntry.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 17:48
by member_20317
Asslam valykum Birather-e-Bakistan.

Ahlan Wasahlan, ahlan wasahlan.

Al Bakistan! has found its way into official dictionary.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Bakistan

Now Bakistan is true angrez lund.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 22:40
by anupmisra
menon s wrote:Well a nice suit, for all the waiters at Udupi Narayana Hotel , Kottarakkara, Kollam , Gods own kuntry.
Butt, bhy the antennae? Or ij it a par-a-sol?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Apr 2014 02:44
by partha
breaking neuj: TTP offers to mediate between Bakistan civil and military leaderships and calls for immediate ceasefire.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Apr 2014 20:56
by Manish_P
Peehold the Baki Paap senseyshun bith your own eyez

I couldn't beelive my eyez :shock:

[youtube]watch?v=f8uK_mWnbr4[/youtube]

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Apr 2014 00:02
by vishvak
Manish_P wrote:Peehold the Baki Paap senseyshun bith your own eyez

I couldn't beelive my eyez :shock:

[youtube=>>f8uK_mWnbr4[/<==youtube]
Eij motorham specially mention human eye at 2:35 becauj I wonder why eij he must mention specific eyej liek human eye? And bhere eij Taliban certified halaal dress styles?

Eij she singing phor special which is naat human but has human eyej? Eij caught red handed singing phor human eyes.

Talipan certified human,
Naat-al-singing-phor-speshul-ullah

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Apr 2014 08:47
by joygoswami
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Apr 2014 08:49
by partha
^
Made in Pakistan. That's a lot of sh1t.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Apr 2014 08:58
by Yogi_G
Jihaaaard!!!! The pillars appear to be same like in Hindu temples.

Tower of pisa technology in some pillars.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Apr 2014 09:00
by Yogi_G
Thats a lot of vaseline hain ji? ISI covered it up by naming boxes as milo.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Apr 2014 10:04
by krishnan
spectrum eye ?? :rotfl: