Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

James B · Post by **James B** » 31 Jul 2010 13:44

Bakistani mullah brotesting Wikileaks revelations on Bakistan.

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 01 Aug 2010 03:28

NSN did a proffessional and extensive survey across heartland of Pakistan regarding floods and death. The heartland includes Karachi, Lahore, Pindi and Islamabad and all the areas in Punjab province. Here are the details:

Survey questions:
(1) Are floods good for Pakistan and are the gifted by Allah?
90% - YES, 6% - No and 4%- don't know
(2) Are the current floods and Azad Kashmir earthquake similar in terms of strategic perspective?
94% - YES, 2% - No and 4%- don't know

Answers vary from person to person - The most blunt answer being it is better to have lesser pasthun and Kashimir population for the unity and integrity of the nation. The second prominent answer being - this is allah's help to the Purest on the Nation by defeating the designs of RAW, Mossad and CIA.

archan · Post by **archan** » 01 Aug 2010 03:56

With phriends like theej

On top of the years of grudges, there’s a persistent strain of ethnic animosity between the Taliban’s overwhelmingly Pashtun membership and its mostly Punjabi patrons from Pakistan’s security forces. The insurgents refer contemptuously to the ISI as “blacklegs,” for their supposedly darker skin.

Now the confoojion ij the phollowing. Hu ij SDRE and hu ij TFTA? ij the bakjapi baquistanis not TFTA? iph not, then are they all Raa agints?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Aug 2010 04:24

Da yeerly phlooding iz the blesshing of ATM yand phor bure B-ass-kitstan onlee. Da Barrish is nown bi da bios sign of Moon- Soon yand brovide one yeer worth of Wuddu phor unwashed phaithfools bresently highly koncentrated in Poakland.

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 01 Aug 2010 08:19

Circus in Pakistan

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2 ... s_carnival

many fotus of Ayesha & Abduls

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 01 Aug 2010 18:24

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 01 Aug 2010 22:23

AoA, head constable kiyanahi smoking fine afghani herps.....

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Aug 2010 23:39

but bhat phor he ij wearing kafir gandhi topi?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Aug 2010 23:50

Lalmohan wrote:but bhat phor he ij wearing kafir gandhi topi?

Obzeving hiz puff taking exbertize, no doubt Amir Khan luvs da phellow yand Moolun keep ashking phor brivate sezzions. Trazition phrom Musharraf to Mouth is kumblete. Jernail MunhLun haz libed to hiz name. Naa vazleen Naa Bozition, Kiayanahi brooves bith exhibition.

naren · Post by **naren** » 02 Aug 2010 00:24

Lovers yoonited, phinally !!!

James B · Post by **James B** » 02 Aug 2010 02:06

Bakistani kirkit blayer braying and waiting phor droppings phrom hij colleagues.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Aug 2010 03:20

Bhyphor Ass saf kiyanahi is scratching his nose and displaying crude gestures while soliciting for customers at the international air e port? I pheel such gestures should be limited to the streets of Heera Mandi only.
Being the subreem sipah e salar of the mighty Bakistan Fauj, he should limit himself to the service of visiting dignitaries like Hole-Breaker, Milkybund, Amritraj, Rear Admiral Muhlun, and Hilale Clinton

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 02 Aug 2010 03:42

naren wrote:Lovers yoonited, phinally !!!

Aha!! the bichchar perf-e-ctly kaptures Bakis bious mohabbat phor cocks.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Aug 2010 03:49

pgbhat wrote:
naren wrote:Lovers yoonited, phinally !!!
Aha!! the bichchar perf-e-ctly kaptures Bakis bious mohabbat phor cocks.

Poak yand Coack rhime berry bell.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 02 Aug 2010 08:56

Lalmohan wrote:but bhat phor he ij wearing kafir gandhi topi?

Becoz he ij head konstable....

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Aug 2010 09:01

derkonig wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:but bhat phor he ij wearing kafir gandhi topi?
Becoz he ij head konstable....

Bhat iz da dipherence between Gandhi Topi yand Money Printing Machine?

naren · Post by **naren** » 02 Aug 2010 11:46

See-near mullahs phantashy getting foolphilled

Turned on ?

How apout now ? Joo are gay iph joo are naat turned on py thij bitchar.

Bhy are theej biradhers doing kuffar phire ritual, hain ji ?

Sbat the RAA agint

Who wants to pe ajid'ed phirst phor naat wearing purqa ? Raise joor hands.

Biradher launching stealth mijjile attaq, bhile motorma incests only one yat a time.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Aug 2010 13:16

^^^ dilbullah in dijgaij

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 02 Aug 2010 18:54

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 247368.cms

Pakistan's Information Minister Qamar Zaman Kaira told reporters that President ~~Asif Ali Zardari~~ Dus Bercenti would present Cameron with "the facts on the ground" during their Friday meeting.

"The president of Pakistan will explain and have a dialogue and good discussion and he will explain the facts to the new Government over here. We hope that the new leadership over here, when they get the exact picture, will agree with us."

GUBOing session beeng breadied in duwneng streeeet.
konstrukshun of sownd broof rooms in fool sweng.

dus bercenti maange kya

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Aug 2010 19:31

who eej thij feared ghazi dawood kamran al bartani? bhy phor all jarnails and karnails are aphraid oph him? eej he taller? fairer? tighter? musharrafier?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 02 Aug 2010 21:18

Bichars oph aids material peeng sent to Bakisatan phor phlood releeph

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 03 Aug 2010 11:54

Spanish WKK Birader arguing with Bakistani

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 03 Aug 2010 12:11

Bhy these apduls are bromoting Shabaab-e-Millipand onlee ?
Bhere can I get Sahraab & Kebaab-E-Millipand to make it a phully satisphying experience ? Bill Millipand pee ophering hij own Sahabaab in serbice ?
and phinally, phor how much ?

naren · Post by **naren** » 03 Aug 2010 12:24

jamwal wrote:http://www.dawn.com/mgimages/southasiagallery/11.jpg

Bill Millipand pee ophering hij own Sahabaab in serbice ?

I yam naat shoor bhat shervije Millipand ij opphering, put David Camroon ij opphering "Loo" shervije in hij mouth. Thatj what the apove bitchar sayj - "David Camroon - the Loo's mouth".

Salam.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Aug 2010 13:07

millibandullah has been doing taqiya of late - he denounced dawood kamran for loos talk, not phor what he said, in phact bandullah has agreed with kore issue that pakistan is running with harish and hunting with hindus as per dawood kamran, but he ij having taqleef with getting his own ratings up before of party leadership e-lections. so bandullah conphirms he ij naive palitickle apreytar in all respecks

rahulbaba pls to drop him before the pakistaniyat he exudes draps on jew!

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 03 Aug 2010 13:16

Lalmohan wrote: rahulbaba pls to drop him before the pakistaniyat he exudes draps on jew!

AoA, are joo suar it ij naat the other way round? meanbhile bliss to ejjblain bhy phor piradher getting mijjile ready phor phyrr jest below dawood kamran's naam? bliss to aljo sbot the foreign haat aka raa azaint.

niran · Post by **niran** » 03 Aug 2010 14:01

AoA
Diyar Aditer Janab<

Eye pring rejoicing tidings!

Phirst asli experiencing
NSN(Big Mango Desk)
Todin subah, eye felt the desire to get me a new USB drive kover,
so eye traveled to the kompooter Mall(pronounced as maul yand eez maul not mall)
dere while searching phor the sabse sasta mall(prounced mall as in mall) eye chanced
upon a Baki birader(BB), seening me he kame close yand said
BB- kya chaheye bhai?
me- ass-salam-a-lay-kum
BB- startled: aap Pakistan se ho?
Me- nods in affirmation:Dera LMU say, aur aap?
BB Dera LMU?!? ye kidhar hai ? hum Lawhore say hain?
Me- Dera LMU nihayat hi samajdhar qaum ka gaon hai,
khair, aap kya sell kartey hain?
BB- after looking right-left- with his shifty eyes yand wishpered:
ekdum garam CD/DVD, agar aap kuch aur agay badhe
tow unme kay actor/actress bhi pesh kar sakta hu.
Me- phirst was aghast, then realizing the fallout could not
stop myself laughing, gave a long loud guffaw.
poor BB was frightened and as a true baki dissappeared
behind a corner. later on few more biraders were observed
servicing the infedals.

This goes to show asli haalaat oph Dekho-no-money in Bakistan,
whatever duyina khabri sayej, Bakistani Deho-no-money eez
booming just as Boom-Boom Afridi test carrier.
eye say
all biraders fellow mullas, not so fellow Amirs,
yell, proudly & gaily,
Bakistan Painindabutt!!
AoA
AoA
AoA.
Salam.

niran · Post by **niran** » 03 Aug 2010 15:11

NSN(Flood Neuj desk)
NSN prave yand wise khaberi has unearthed da real reason for da massive flooding
this year.
In an extremely outta this duyina sansikhej khoj, eet has been diskovered, dat
Since Bakistan has been lacking Water, becoz SDRE Yindians stole Bakistan water,
and whatever was released was Tatti, paakhana, moot filled, Bakistan usually
spiffy clean towns yand Deras yand Cityis had been filled with kura katchra,
to klean all this Jarnail Ass Saf kia nahi had decreeded to hose Bakistan and
cleanse it of all rotten, stinking, gandaagi. as a wise mulla once passed a fartgwa
"One istone two targets" His excellency Janab Jarda 10%i has been dispatched
to Bartania begging phoe more bheekh, on top oph Bakshesh from Yameerika.
Bakistan dono hath eez in Loo(as per latest Prof LMU gossip), eet eez joyous traime ahead.

NSN (T.N.T.)

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 03 Aug 2010 20:05

ArmenT wrote:Spanish WKK Birader arguing with Bakistani

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugslL45 ... r_embedded

Armenullah gud fiend

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 03 Aug 2010 20:34

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/au ... id-cameron

President Asif Ali Zardari planned to "put him straight" when he meets the prime minister at a showdown summit at Chequers on Friday.-------(bakis have 2 unds phrom wich wan)

But the senior Pakistani official suggested the timing smacked of inexperience and showed how the prime minister had been "taken in" by the Indians. "Cameron was enamoured by so-called Indian democracy and attractive markets – he was suckered by the Indians."-----
(bakis fpeel LOOS mouth wash guboed by sdres, yence the taklish---loss of ettttccccch & deeeee)

Earlier today the Pakistani foreign minister, Shah Mehmood Qureshi, summoned Britain's high commissioner to Islamabad, Adam Thomson, reportedly to deliver a dressing-dgown----- (for guboing by dus percenti later)

Information minister Qamar Zaman Kaira said Zardari would "forcefully take up" the issue when he saw Cameron.------( diract therat to loos mouth stuff urself or yelse)

"We are not worried about the Americans. Cameron was not supported by the Americans, he did not have their approval,"------(guboing with mausi phermession onlee)

He said Zardari would be looking for "concrete gestures"----- phrom loos mouth to start guboing

The US defence secretary Robert Gates has tried to strike an emollient(maalish) note, pointing out that "we walked out on Pakistan and Afghanistan in 1989 and left them basically holding the ~~bag~~condom. And there is always the fear that we will do that again. And I believe that's the reason there's a certain hedge."

bakis sexperts in guboing. dus percenti proud to be a baki.

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 03 Aug 2010 22:48

Airavat wrote:"Zbigidiot" Brzezinski visiting ‘his boy’, Osama Bin Laden, in training with the Pakistan Army, 1981. Photo originally scanned from the New York Village Voice:

The Boy greasing up Zbigoat's gun: "A happy ending, Effendi?"

naren wrote:Lovers yoonited, phinally !!!

Paki Vivid Entertainment outtakes: "Male chicken, upturned face..... why does this scene still suck? You sure this is 'helicoptering' "

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Aug 2010 03:22

Krachi waale Soosaibaba gives darshan to 40 and blessings to 90

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 04 Aug 2010 03:59

faithful providing community lighting to beat loan shedding in Karachi..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Aug 2010 04:27

Mahendra wrote:Krachi waale Soosaibaba gives darshan to 40 and blessings to 90

Jumma kame early in jinnat!! Poakland iz honored bith da laugh oph PoakIzlam!!
B buses burn yet burn naat , beeple die yet die naat . Dhiz iz the laight koming through Khyber.
Soo-side karne de Ghaphill Maasjid mei baith ke
Yaa aise jagaha batta yahan Hoor-e Khusbu na ho!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 04 Aug 2010 23:28

Baki berjin oph Naait Ryder

Cuming soon to a mad-rassa niyar juu

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 05 Aug 2010 01:44

Bhat kind of purqa is that ? Bhy is the pirather pearing purqa ? Is he a jinn ? Too much kanfujan

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Aug 2010 01:53

Chinmayanand wrote:Bhat kind of purqa is that ? Bhy is the pirather pearing purqa ? Is he a jinn ? Too much kanfujan

Idiyot

He is Bakistani Street Hawk(er), beggar during the day, fighter e crime during raat( except jumma raat that he spends with Khushboo)

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Aug 2010 06:04

Mulla Mahadi

Pleej to eggjplain bhy Baki Naait Ryder ij wearing a kafir tshirt and a halaal salwar ? Ij he a mixed-preed ?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 05 Aug 2010 10:21

Pull Pakistan. What kind of Kaffir Pakistan ij that.
He is Khost Raider zyada Rakit mard. Early maarning, he jujes this dabba on his head as comode phar Pakistan related aktibity, then He solds sabji during day in the same dabba and in the nate, the dubba burns wich brovide community lighting to beat loan shedding in Karachi.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 05 Aug 2010 11:14

Want a flavour of Pakistan in your beer?

I thought it was the other way around (like the dark side of chaand) - that flavour of beer is usually found in Pakistan, especially after a long night GUBO session with Khuspoo and Ajmal, my 3rd cousin 4th removed. And anyways, why would I want item-e-ghusalkhana in my daily glass of zam zam, hain ji?