Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 20 Apr 2014 10:38

krishnan wrote:spectrum eye ??

Dear Krish-Al-Kashmiri,

Dat type of eyej are anly phor baki mard-e-momims, which sdre yindoos vil nat understand. Baki mard-e-momin spectrum eyej can see through each others shalwar.Ejample is below.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 20 Apr 2014 12:30

joygoswami wrote:

zahil hamid oph paki army eij wear soosai vest ebrybhere, ebrybhere at home too. Thij shows paki eij good in exploshun oph all type even out-e-house in pakistan house aphter importing made in pakistan chana-drink within pakistan.

importing chana drink ebhrywhere in pakistan,
exploshun-in-pakistan-ullah

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 21 Apr 2014 01:07

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 21 Apr 2014 01:18

^^
Need new Fartwa on uncobered Plastic Meat

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Apr 2014 04:17

Switch off pinglish> Is it me or does it look like hamidbhaimahdi lives in a walled off family bungalow which suggests family division problems? < pinglish on.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Apr 2014 06:31

Bliss-milla-aaah !!!!!!!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Apr 2014 06:32

Raa agint alarrt

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Apr 2014 09:24

Mard-e-momeen checking out pindaliyon ka gooda through 17 70 layers of kapda!

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 23 Apr 2014 13:34

joygoswami wrote:

Ya arrah .. growing biggest peard and wearing blackest skull cap hasn't stopped kufr to put naked dummy next to most bious! Even aphter closing eyes.. thij eij RAA CONSPIRACY against bious momin.

Wearing darker cap,
Enraged-ullah

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 26 Apr 2014 14:03

Ijj dij da ultimate gubo dance of Al-bakistan !

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Apr 2014 17:09

joygoswami wrote:Ijj dij da ultimate gubo dance of Al-bakistan !

KLICK HEARE

Bhere? All I dekho ij kala-kala on my djinn-controlled computer man-eater.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Apr 2014 19:42

Name that baki shehzadi (princejj) in this photu (and doej she need to be resh-qued?):

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 26 Apr 2014 20:05

Eit ij to fool alienj who see shezadi in bakistan. Then paki shezad and sith lord will claim loss of billions of dollars from alienj and will go outrej in mobs.

Then gunmen in total istarr waarj look will goatnap alienj and demand ransom in the name of holier than alien peelief.

Looking total ishtarr waarj,
sith-ul-outrejulla

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 27 Apr 2014 01:56

anupmisra wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Ijj dij da ultimate gubo dance of Al-bakistan !

Bhere? All I dekho ij kala-kala on my djinn-controlled computer man-eater.

Dear Anup-Al-Masri,

Plj see, the link has been updated.

Your Fingeringly.

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 27 Apr 2014 13:32

Diyar Maulaners,

I suno in the radio during my daily goat-rearing tasks that kuffar yindoos hab teshted mijjile killer... This has created a lot of takleef for me and my goat-rearing fraands here.. Should we now restrict our mijjile flights aimed at kuspoos to our kave kamplexes? Ij our mijjiles safe from the kuffar interceptor in our kaves?? Pliss to immediately klariphy and issue a strong fartwa immediately..

salam

On pehalf of the "Goats are us" klup oph bakistan

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Apr 2014 16:06

joygoswami wrote:Dear Anup-Al-Masri,

Plj see, the link has been updated.

Your Fingeringly.

Laakh laakh shukriya Joy-go-go-swamullah. Yej! I remember thij dance berry berry well. In my kabila, it waj kalled "murgi" dance.

panduranghari · Post by **panduranghari** » 28 Apr 2014 01:14

Murgi dance? Hain ji? Isn't that baki a murga? Or ij it the dance after the baki luujes the mijjile and mijjile cover?

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 29 Apr 2014 18:51

raakit mard spatted obar afghanistan.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 29 Apr 2014 21:34

It ij weapon oph rakit mard to fly to all place. It ij aljo a hidden weapons to outrage, attack and distroy anything not phrom 7th century.

Here rakit mard ate a lot oph chana and destroyed a loaded machine becauj it not belong to 7th century.

All chana no modern,
rakit-al-jihardullah

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 01 May 2014 01:29

Diyar IEDitor ,

When i look into hijj eyes i pheel an intense sense of Piety - same laike pheeling after singing session of 100 Naat in praise of PBUH.
Ijj it a halal or haram pheeling i booch?

juars ass always goat chasingly
Lilo-bin-Abdul HamIED

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 May 2014 11:41

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 May 2014 11:44

eeej that a big big bandook? or aar ju jaast khush to dekh me?

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 01 May 2014 12:09

Why is Mujahid in western fighting outfit and not in traditional Arab outfit with pure camel on tow?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 May 2014 12:26

and bhyphor he hajj tennis boll in paakit?

partha · Post by **partha** » 01 May 2014 12:45

bhy phor this show with artificial gun, hain? where ij his natural rifle? naat that i want to see. i just suspect its firing capability.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 May 2014 15:08

du ju theenk eet hajj black topi aljo?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 May 2014 15:55

Fellow Mullahj and mujahidj: Pleaj to be reshpecktfool of our mahdi-to-be. Most of joo bill socho he lookj like a laal gurdan walla (raid neck, aj bee say hiyar) but deep deep down inshide, he ij berry berry piouj and momeen and padha-likha. Hij ishtrategy ij kilear. Bith that vest and that shaatgun with a torch fitted underneath while shitting on a white ghoda, he ij showing joo the bay to laal kila in nai dilli.

Are joo bith him or are joo againsht him. That ij the qweshchun.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 May 2014 15:58

butt bhere aar tha green djinns?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 May 2014 16:42

Lalmohan wrote:butt bhere aar tha green djinns?

Kama-flogged on the waal behind the Mahdi.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 May 2014 17:14

ju mean that eej naat hij shadow?!?!?
dun-dun-duuuuuunnnn!!! (al-shock-e-Horrori!)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 May 2014 21:19

Lilo wrote:[When i look into hijj eyes i pheel an intense sense of Piety - same laike pheeling after singing session of 100 Naat in praise of PBUH.
Ijj it a halal or haram pheeling i booch?juars ass always goat chasingly
Lilo-bin-Abdul HamIED

Phrom Mi Exberience Piety izz Brobortional to mental retardness. Thiz animal luuks Berry Bious Bawkishatani.

member_20385 · Post by **member_20385** » 02 May 2014 14:23

http://www.nation.com.pk/national/01-Ma ... l-shot-you
Sing or I will shoot you...

In a surprising incident when famous singer Nadeem Abbas was forced to sing for more than pre-decided time on gunpoint at the wedding of the son of Chairman Senate Nayyar Hussain Bukhari in the leader’s presence.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 May 2014 14:36

waj he singing Abba songs?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 May 2014 07:20

^^^
He waj singing:

Eye shot the sharif, but I did naat shoot the deputy!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 May 2014 07:25

Maulaners,

Eye habe a queschun. Bhy doej Mahdi-Hamid have hij bandook scope below the barrel?

Seems like Mahdi ij guarding the future food supply of al bakistan.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 May 2014 15:29

joygoswami wrote:

Looks like a grenade happy to see a mujahid.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 03 May 2014 18:10

Lalmohan wrote:waj he singing Abba songs?

he waj singing and dancing Baby Doll. Ebhery bwady got exjited. And he suddenly stap. Bhat to do onlee??

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 May 2014 20:04

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 May 2014 20:08

Why is kushpoo eating Chinese food hainji ? Why can't she eat something halal like goat ?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 May 2014 20:36

^^^
Anujanullah,

Fliendship is tastier than the tasiest mutton kee-ma.

Juors Fliendly,

Caseullah