Bharat Rakshak

krishnan wrote:spectrum eye ??

Dear Krish-Al-Kashmiri,

Dat type of eyej are anly phor baki mard-e-momims, which sdre yindoos vil nat understand. Baki mard-e-momin spectrum eyej can see through each others shalwar.Ejample is below.

joygoswami wrote:

zahil hamid oph paki army eij wear soosai vest ebrybhere, ebrybhere at home too. Thij shows paki eij good in exploshun oph all type even out-e-house in pakistan house aphter importing made in pakistan chana-drink within pakistan.

importing chana drink ebhrywhere in pakistan,
exploshun-in-pakistan-ullah

^^
Need new Fartwa on uncobered Plastic Meat

Switch off pinglish> Is it me or does it look like hamidbhaimahdi lives in a walled off family bungalow which suggests family division problems? < pinglish on.

Bliss-milla-aaah !!!!!!!!

Raa agint alarrt

Mard-e-momeen checking out pindaliyon ka gooda through 17 70 layers of kapda!

joygoswami wrote:

Ya arrah .. growing biggest peard and wearing blackest skull cap hasn't stopped kufr to put naked dummy next to most bious! Even aphter closing eyes.. thij eij RAA CONSPIRACY against bious momin.

Wearing darker cap,
Enraged-ullah

Ijj dij da ultimate gubo dance of Al-bakistan !

joygoswami wrote:Ijj dij da ultimate gubo dance of Al-bakistan !

KLICK HEARE

Bhere? All I dekho ij kala-kala on my djinn-controlled computer man-eater.

Name that baki shehzadi (princejj) in this photu (and doej she need to be resh-qued?):

Eit ij to fool alienj who see shezadi in bakistan. Then paki shezad and sith lord will claim loss of billions of dollars from alienj and will go outrej in mobs.

Then gunmen in total istarr waarj look will goatnap alienj and demand ransom in the name of holier than alien peelief.

Looking total ishtarr waarj,
sith-ul-outrejulla

anupmisra wrote:

joygoswami wrote:Ijj dij da ultimate gubo dance of Al-bakistan !



Bhere? All I dekho ij kala-kala on my djinn-controlled computer man-eater.

Dear Anup-Al-Masri,

Plj see, the link has been updated.


Your Fingeringly.

Diyar Maulaners,

I suno in the radio during my daily goat-rearing tasks that kuffar yindoos hab teshted mijjile killer... This has created a lot of takleef for me and my goat-rearing fraands here.. Should we now restrict our mijjile flights aimed at kuspoos to our kave kamplexes? Ij our mijjiles safe from the kuffar interceptor in our kaves?? Pliss to immediately klariphy and issue a strong fartwa immediately..

salam

On pehalf of the "Goats are us" klup oph bakistan

joygoswami wrote:Dear Anup-Al-Masri,

Plj see, the link has been updated.

Your Fingeringly.

Laakh laakh shukriya Joy-go-go-swamullah. Yej! I remember thij dance berry berry well. In my kabila, it waj kalled "murgi" dance.

Murgi dance? Hain ji? Isn't that baki a murga? Or ij it the dance after the baki luujes the mijjile and mijjile cover?

raakit mard spatted obar afghanistan.

It ij weapon oph rakit mard to fly to all place. It ij aljo a hidden weapons to outrage, attack and distroy anything not phrom 7th century.

Here rakit mard ate a lot oph chana and destroyed a loaded machine becauj it not belong to 7th century.

All chana no modern,
rakit-al-jihardullah

Diyar IEDitor ,

When i look into hijj eyes i pheel an intense sense of Piety - same laike pheeling after singing session of 100 Naat in praise of PBUH.
Ijj it a halal or haram pheeling i booch?

juars ass always goat chasingly
Lilo-bin-Abdul HamIED

eeej that a big big bandook? or aar ju jaast khush to dekh me?

Why is Mujahid in western fighting outfit and not in traditional Arab outfit with pure camel on tow?

and bhyphor he hajj tennis boll in paakit?

bhy phor this show with artificial gun, hain? where ij his natural rifle? naat that i want to see. i just suspect its firing capability.

du ju theenk eet hajj black topi aljo?

Fellow Mullahj and mujahidj: Pleaj to be reshpecktfool of our mahdi-to-be. Most of joo bill socho he lookj like a laal gurdan walla (raid neck, aj bee say hiyar) but deep deep down inshide, he ij berry berry piouj and momeen and padha-likha. Hij ishtrategy ij kilear. Bith that vest and that shaatgun with a torch fitted underneath while shitting on a white ghoda, he ij showing joo the bay to laal kila in nai dilli.

Are joo bith him or are joo againsht him. That ij the qweshchun.

butt bhere aar tha green djinns?

Lalmohan wrote:butt bhere aar tha green djinns?

Kama-flogged on the waal behind the Mahdi.

ju mean that eej naat hij shadow?!?!?
dun-dun-duuuuuunnnn!!! (al-shock-e-Horrori!)

Lilo wrote:[When i look into hijj eyes i pheel an intense sense of Piety - same laike pheeling after singing session of 100 Naat in praise of PBUH.
Ijj it a halal or haram pheeling i booch?juars ass always goat chasingly
Lilo-bin-Abdul HamIED

Phrom Mi Exberience Piety izz Brobortional to mental retardness. Thiz animal luuks Berry Bious Bawkishatani.

http://www.nation.com.pk/national/01-Ma ... l-shot-you
Sing or I will shoot you...

In a surprising incident when famous singer Nadeem Abbas was forced to sing for more than pre-decided time on gunpoint at the wedding of the son of Chairman Senate Nayyar Hussain Bukhari in the leader’s presence.

waj he singing Abba songs?

^^^
He waj singing:

Eye shot the sharif, but I did naat shoot the deputy!

Maulaners,

Eye habe a queschun. Bhy doej Mahdi-Hamid have hij bandook scope below the barrel?

Seems like Mahdi ij guarding the future food supply of al bakistan.

joygoswami wrote:

Looks like a grenade happy to see a mujahid.

Lalmohan wrote:waj he singing Abba songs?

he waj singing and dancing Baby Doll. Ebhery bwady got exjited. And he suddenly stap. Bhat to do onlee??

Why is kushpoo eating Chinese food hainji ? Why can't she eat something halal like goat ?

^^^
Anujanullah,

Fliendship is tastier than the tasiest mutton kee-ma.

Juors Fliendly,

Caseullah