Sunni Terrorist Fragments of Unstable Pakistan - 19 Jul 2014

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Sep 2014 21:42

A massive blast "was heard" in Karachi near the Saudi embassy. Has shattered tens of home windows. Target was apparently a highly decorated police Abdul Farooq Awan who is seriously injured.

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 25 Sep 2014 22:23

Sven Smalgand is a Scandinavian morality entrepreneur.

That is really quite exquisite, JEM.

Satya_anveshi · Post by **Satya_anveshi** » 25 Sep 2014 22:34

FYI - There is a german lastname called Gundmar. For ex, there is a facebook profile by name: Rebecca Gundmar

Vivasvat · Post by **Vivasvat** » 25 Sep 2014 22:50

ArmenT wrote:
Vivasvat wrote:Towel Alert!
Mars Orbiter Mission success draws praise from Pakistan
I think there's a bit of DDM in that article. The article talks about pakis and shows a picture of some girls holding congratulatory signs. However, I'm pretty convinced that the girls in the picture are all Indian.

No news article is complete without a smattering of DDM! The picture is indeed from India while the quotes are Punkasstawney. The ground-hogs(whistle-pigs) are afraid of their own shadow now.

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 25 Sep 2014 23:00

FYI - There is a german lastname called Gundmar. For ex, there is a facebook profile by name: Rebecca Gundmar

I thought her name was Mary.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 25 Sep 2014 23:11

Satya_anveshi · Post by **Satya_anveshi** » 25 Sep 2014 23:17

^^:D. Mary and Terry are twins

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 26 Sep 2014 00:07

^^^
Remember the Old Classic Portuguese "Rose Mary Mario"

Cheers

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Sep 2014 00:26

Peregrine wrote:^^^
Remember the Old Classic Portuguese "Rose Mary Mario"

Cheers

And Now they call it SELFIE= Apni Aap Leni

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 26 Sep 2014 02:19

Two dead, 7 injured in bomb attack targetting SSP Farooq Awan in Karachi

KARACHI: Two people were killed and seven others, including two women and two police personnel, were injured when a bomb targeting senior anti-terror police officer SSP Farooq Awan went off in Defence area of Karachi on Thursday evening.

The blast was so powerful that it blew out the windows of nearby houses and caused the doors and windows of buildings in a half-kilometer radius to shake. It was heard far off areas of the city including Clifton and PECHS.

Cheers

Shrinivasan · Post by **Shrinivasan** » 26 Sep 2014 03:28

^^^what sort of explosion is it that it is heard miles away, rattles buildings far away but only kills a handfull... That too in a densly populated place like krachi

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Sep 2014 05:32

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-25/m ... il/5770254

A Pakistani policeman is accused of shooting two prison inmates accused of blasphemy, killing one and wounding another on death row.

Local Christian pastor Zafar Bhatti was fatally shot, while Briton Muhammad Asghar, who has been sentenced to death, was wounded in the shooting in Adiyala prison in Rawalpindi.

Asghar, from the Scottish city of Edinburgh, was arrested in 2010 and sentenced to death in January after a disgruntled tenant presented letters he had written saying he was a prophet.

The 70-year-old had previously been detained under the mental health act in Britain and diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia,

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 26 Sep 2014 05:37

Guys, can someone post articles of intense khujli-e-taqleef and towel throwing about Mangalyaan from Paki press?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 26 Sep 2014 05:40

Satya_anveshi wrote:FYI - There is a german lastname called Gundmar. For ex, there is a facebook profile by name: Rebecca Gundmar

Is there a Rosemary Marlow?

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 26 Sep 2014 05:42

Reminded of the old Gan-pat-rai joke.

Rosemary Mario, Rosemary Marlow, Rosemary Gundmar.

Satya_anveshi · Post by **Satya_anveshi** » 26 Sep 2014 07:32

one last post on this<OT> just to prove I am not making this up

, hope mods cut me some slack:

During the Football worldcup, I noticed that in hispanic channels, Germany is called Alemannia. My curiosity drove me to this Wiki Page where I found reference to one of its ancient king called Chnodomarius also called Chnodomar

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Chnodomar is, apparently, a cognate of Germanic Gundmar. So that last name is no simple last name but has rich history.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 26 Sep 2014 07:39

^^^ Very similar to Chudnow and Chudnowsky

Dipanker · Post by **Dipanker** » 26 Sep 2014 07:58

Can some admin move some of the "R" rated posts to Bositive Neuj thread ? Otherwise it does not make sense to have two separate threads, we can just merge then and have only one Baki thread.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 26 Sep 2014 08:13

Dipanker wrote:Can some admin move some of the "R" rated posts to Bositive Neuj thread ? Otherwise it does not make sense to have two separate threads, we can just merge then and have only one Baki thread.

This has been the case for a couple of years now. It is getting increasingly difficult to differentiate the real Pakistan from the pretend, make believe "always in denial", ever progressing, superpower Pakistan

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Sep 2014 08:39

http://tribune.com.pk/story/767042/firs ... s-mission/

'First Pakistani in space' congratulates India on Mars mission

ISLAMABAD: Pakistani explorer Namira Salim, expected to become her country’s first person in space, congratulated India on Thursday on reaching Mars on its maiden attempt.

Despite having a space agency since 1961 Pakistan has not yet launched a satellite into orbit.

“The success of the Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM), Mangalyaan, is a giant leap for South Asia,” said Salim, who has booked a ticket on Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic space project planned for 2015.

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Namira Salim is NOT Pakistani. She is a citizen of Monaco. She has lived her entire life outside of Pakistan in Europe and Dubai.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 26 Sep 2014 08:41

Hmm. How in the world did "explorer" Namira Salim been to space while Bakistan has not even launched a satellite.

The only way Bakis are known to have explored space is through getting extremely high on high-quality poppy seeds from neighboring Afghanistan.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 26 Sep 2014 09:02

LokeshC wrote:Hmm. How in the world did "explorer" Namira Salim been to space while Bakistan has not even launched a satellite.

The only way Bakis are known to have explored space is through getting extremely high on high-quality poppy seeds from neighboring Afghanistan.

The way I heard was thgat Namira Salim has had to stay out because she is not the right color of green. Is it shia, ahmedi, or god forbid non-muslim?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 26 Sep 2014 09:14

LokeshC wrote:Hmm. How in the world did "explorer" Namira Salim been to space while Bakistan has not even launched a satellite.

Aaah. But do you know what she has explored?

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 26 Sep 2014 09:19

^^^ What Bakis call "space", which may very well be different than what the rest of the world calls "space". From her wiki page, she also seems to have explored the two poles.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 26 Sep 2014 09:21

Shreeman wrote:
The way I heard was thgat Namira Salim has had to stay out because she is not the right color of green. Is it shia, ahmedi, or god forbid non-muslim?

She is a citizen of Monaco or something. But yes, she sound shia and maybe a legit target for elimination of Murtads by the greener ones.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 26 Sep 2014 09:38

^^^ So what you are saying is -- a shia citizen oif monaco has bought an airplane ticket. But can she fly without a chaperone? Also since Mars is haraam, how far can she go in space before being required to turn around?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Sep 2014 09:39

Nawaz Sharif has completed 5 years in office and is the longest serving Prime minister of Pakistan!!!*

*(if you add up all his 3 terms)

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Sep 2014 09:47

Gen Akthar who is supposed to be the next EyeAssEye chief previously worked with MQM in Kraachi to limit the influence of Pakistani Taliban.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29340680

Sorry, galti se mistake. He worked with Pakistani Taliban in Kraachi to limit the influence of MQM. That's right.

There have been repeated, though unproven, allegations that Gen Akhtar worked with elements from the Pakistani Taliban to surround and limit the influence of what is said to be the armed wing of the MQM.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 26 Sep 2014 09:54

Shreeman wrote:^^^ So what you are saying is -- a shia citizen oif monaco has bought an airplane ticket. But can she fly without a chaperone? Also since Mars is haraam, how far can she go in space before being required to turn around?

If exposing an ankle is exposing what no woman has dared to expose before - what would buying a Branson ticket be other than a wild exploration of hitherto unexplored avenues by Bak wimmens?

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 26 Sep 2014 10:01

shiv wrote:
Shreeman wrote:^^^ So what you are saying is -- a shia citizen oif monaco has bought an airplane ticket. But can she fly without a chaperone? Also since Mars is haraam, how far can she go in space before being required to turn around?
If exposing an ankle is exposing what no woman has dared to expose before - what would buying a Branson ticket be other than a wild exploration of hitherto unexplored avenues by Bak wimmens?

Forget ankles, arm pits have been exposed on both poles of the planet, not to mention spending time alone with kufr likje branson with uncovered head, hair flowing wild. Dont know why the government doesnt put a stop to this sunny leone wannabe.

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 26 Sep 2014 10:09

LokeshC wrote:^^^ What Bakis call "space", which may very well be different than what the rest of the world calls "space". From her wiki page, she also seems to have explored the two poles.

Agreed, if she can jump with two feet in the air it is good enough for Bakistan.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 26 Sep 2014 10:12

Hey I have three personal friends of mine - all doctors who have lived 6 months each in Antarctica and visited the South pole. it's no longer "exploration" you know. It's travel. Exploration days are over as far as poles are concerned.

"Exploration of oneself" is a different issue but now we are getting into the argument of idiots "inner jihad versus outer jihad" - mostly bunkum.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 26 Sep 2014 10:15

Well, the "poles" she explored might be different too

. One named "north" the other named "south". This is seriously going OT, but Bakistan is boring these days, what to do onleee. They have not even managed to phyrrr a red-tipped green-painted no-dong ding-dong no-ko missile in response to Mangalyaan. Yaaaawn.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 26 Sep 2014 10:20

shiv wrote:Hey I have three personal friends of mine - all doctors who have lived 6 months each in Antarctica and visited the South pole. it's no longer "exploration" you know. It's travel. Exploration days are over as far as poles are concerned.

"Exploration of oneself" is a different issue but now we are getting into the argument of idiots "inner jihad versus outer jihad" - mostly bunkum.

Housemate in grad school spent 6 months there too. Supposedly part of his PhD. There is a city sized population there at any given time now. Meh. But these are rational statements, they dont belong in the bakistan thread.

Lady is clearly doing things not compatible with malsi.

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Sep 2014 10:22

They have not even managed to phyrrr a red-tipped green-painted no-dong ding-dong no-ko missile in response to Mangalyaan. Yaaaawn.

Why should Pakistan respond to Mangalyaan? Mangalyaan is Pakistan's mission. In fact "Indian Space Research Organization" itself belongs to Pakistan. Because -
http://tribune.com.pk/story/91977/i-a-c ... ta-sindhu/

Now, the Sindhu flows through Pakistan. And the land that was its asthan really was what we today call Pakistan. That is, we are the real India, the land of the Sindhu. If anything, the country that we so erroneously know by that name was Bharat, as it was called after the heroic prince of the Mahabharata.

It is for Bharat to respond to Mangalyaan.

Whole world should take notice of Pakistan's space related achievements.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 26 Sep 2014 10:27

Ahh yes, one giant step for sooth-asia and "India" the land "where Indus flows". Now give us Cashmere and change everything else or we shoot ourselves with terrorists.

JE Menon · Post by **JE Menon** » 26 Sep 2014 10:39

>>>"Exploration of oneself" is a different issue but now we are getting into the argument of idiots "inner jihad versus outer jihad"

This is a masterpiece of lateral thought and meme-worthy in its own right. So, I'm guessing that violation of one's own orifices may be considered "inner jihad". Awaiting, of course, pix of Pakisatans in various exploratory stages of conducting vigorous "inner jihad"

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 26 Sep 2014 10:44

I have a doubt:
if cheen and amirkhan can give new-clear weapons to bakis to do equal equal with dhesh, then why can't cheen and amirkhan provide the bakis with space tech to do equal equal with dhesh?

Why can't bakis send moon, mars or venus missions with the help of cheen and amirkhan?

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 26 Sep 2014 10:48

partha wrote:Why should Pakistan respond to Mangalyaan? Mangalyaan is Pakistan's mission. In fact "Indian Space Research Organization" itself belongs to Pakistan. Because -. . .

No less a person than the Quail-e-Azam put forth these arguments.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 26 Sep 2014 10:53

JEM, your definition of inner jihad is marvellous. So, what would then be an 'outer jihad' ? No wonder people are complaining about there being no distinction between BENIS and a serious TSP discussion thread. But then, how can we associate seriousness with Pakistanis? Is it not blasphemy?