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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Jul 2012 02:15
by Lilo
^^Mashallah ,
Our scientific gujjars hape devised such a glorious exberiment !!
peeing a dijnn phyjiks exbert of the turd degree, i can tell joo that thij exberiment rivals the Large Hard'on collider :oops: in complexity. Take that joo YYYs.

Now cumming to the main point, Ijj there a exbert in LMU who can satisfactorily exblain this exberimental setup ?
I having a very hard time trying to make head or tail of this Ass suspendend in the exberiment :cry:.

Lilo-Al-Tharki-Bin-Soch.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Jul 2012 02:57
by Mahendra
They are looking for Gand particle onlee

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Jul 2012 07:42
by Prem
Mahendra wrote:They are looking for Gand particle onlee
Dhiz barticlle izz alo nown azz Lahori part-i-culler. Eye think bue haab phrst tru Paki phor Noball prize.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Jul 2012 11:03
by Gaurav_S
Ninety-five per cent Pakistanis see themselves in trouble
About 10 per cent blame banks and financial institutions, 32 per cent blame the world’s biggest scapegoat, the United States, while two per cent also blame the European Union.

A large minority, 33 per cent, blame themselves for the situation they are in.

The survey, by Washington’s Pew Research Institute, shows that 70 per cent Pakistanis in 2008 believed they were in “good personal economic situation.” It reduced to 51 per cent 2012, a 19 per cent decline in four years.
From remaining 33% some blame India and some blaem Allah... :lol:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Jul 2012 18:53
by rajanb
From Yawn

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http://dawn.com/2012/07/15/smokers-corner-heady-in-houston/
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The bakistanis claim the moon
Smokers’ Corner: Heady in Houston
Hilarious must read

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Jul 2012 20:54
by kish
^^^ seemj liek Nadeem F Paracha is a estudent of lalprof.

Populararity of LMU haj spreadd far and wide.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Jul 2012 22:09
by Ardeshir
This is blagiarism at the highest level!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Jul 2012 08:48
by chandrabhan
rajanb wrote:From Yawn

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http://dawn.com/2012/07/15/smokers-corner-heady-in-houston/
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The bakistanis claim the moon
Smokers’ Corner: Heady in Houston
Hilarious must read
I told many years back. Bakistanis have a legitimate claim to the moon. Its part of their Phlag .. Only thing is to be decided about the Star. Which star should they claim? 8)

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Jul 2012 09:48
by Rajat
^^

bhy, the sun, oph korse! aphter tel suppliej end, the grate kaliphate haj all rites to the neksht sorse of bijli! thij time, wee shall replace arapia aj the gratest nashun on earth-e-shatter!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Jul 2012 17:57
by anupmisra
Bhee pajistanij get no reshpekt in the land of the pharoje. Bhy for ij the gyptian not bhant to be like uj?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Jul 2012 18:26
by vishvak
Bhi aar paak, or pakis, already. It ij bhi whoo bhil nevher bhi lik beepul on land of pharoje. The joke ij on the other side. AoA.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Jul 2012 22:54
by anupmisra
Bhat ij thij? No body bhaantj to be pajijtani any more? Eye sochoed that the whole duniya lubs us uj pajijtanij? Bhee are the car-takerj of ijlam, are bhee not?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Jul 2012 23:25
by Prem
Eggypt bill never bee Poaqland!!! Dhey arr abandonning dheir laang losht couzins.
Baki H&D =Hole and Dole (Alm) gaim izz naat reshpected en Ummah. Hu izz nou gonna do Ghazwa be Hind tuu eshkape da hellphyree?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 01:13
by Mahendra
So iph Hilarious Clinton gets a kall from nature while in Misr she will hab to fly to Libya?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 01:14
by Mahendra
Wajibul Cutlet! bhwy is Rehman Malik standing next to the Misr'i birather who is maring Joota on the bicchar of Sultana Clinton?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 06:57
by BajKhedawal
That judwaa-e-kalaignar is suarly a raa agint, one of the many aulads of brolific sdre artiste daktar karu-na-nidhi.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 07:24
by Roperia
Bojitiv newj, farrin minster aaf Amirkhan hajj recagniged d mistakes aan both sides dat led to d Salala trazedy.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 12:47
by partha
Bojitive neuj! naat a bum.
Six killed, several injured in Kahuta road accident
http://dawn.com/2012/07/17/six-killed-s ... -accident/

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 17:47
by anupmisra
Mahendra wrote:Wajibul Cutlet! bhwy is Rehman Malik standing next to the Misr'i birather who is maring Joota on the bicchar of Sultana Clinton?
Mahan-drakullah, pleaj to note that thij Mijri birather ij no laang laast coujin of mine. He ij a doosra of Arnold Schwartjnigarullah.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 18:15
by Sushupti
A joyless date

RAWALPINDI, July 16: A Talagang cleric is rueing his success in landing “a date” with a woman he had long sought – in a police lockup.

Police say Qari MSAC had been pestering Ms SS with obnoxious phone calls for a meeting for months. He might have thought the mother of five an easy prey as her husband had been languishing in jail for a year in a robbery case.

But Ms SS, and her mother-in-law Ms FT, had plans to outsmart MSAC, an old hand of a banned militant religious group, in his unholy game.

When he called her late on Monday, Ms SS ‘fell’ for his pleas and invited him to her house. MSAC rushed from Talagang, landing at her house in Rawalpindi around midnight.

Once he was in with the date on his mind, the two women locked the room from outside and called the neighbours.

After all of them had given the obnoxious Romeo a beating, he was handed to the area police.

“We have booked him on the charges of making obnoxious calls and entering into a house,” the police investigating officer told Dawn.

He said the accused will be produced in the court of area magistrate on Tuesday to seek remand custody.—Mohammad Asghar

http://dawn.com/2012/07/17/a-joyless-date/

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 18:53
by Lalmohan
butt iph the mullah-al-majnu was doing god's work, who are these mere women to prevent him?
someone must be stoned for this...

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 19:35
by archan
Theje janaanis are getting out of hand I tell ju.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Jul 2012 19:51
by AbhiJ
Yawn says We Najayaspaks are Hut by Witch Way Bollywood shows them. :(( We are Pure Gays (Ashrafigulla Pee Bee U Hatch) Onlee Allah knows best.

Bollywood films exaggerating gay characters

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Jul 2012 12:22
by Rajat
Newesht Djinn Takneeks!

considering haw much we burelanders lobe each other, I yam broud to brjent

Active-e-longashun Ikinned Gaydar Array!

latesht djinn shtudieej hab led to this incredibull way of determining hu ij troo burelander and hu ij RAA ajint!

I hab named it in thij way to ensuar that copeerightabull inphormation ij not istolen. I still pheel hart when i hear kufr radar companies saying, "we hab mounted ayesha radar on ar planej!"

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Jul 2012 15:40
by rajanb
Rajat-ul-Djinntechie

Duj naam oph yawr eenbhenshun, Gaydar aljo eemply dat eet Kan tale uj iph burelunder/RAA agint are Gay und aljo phull oph Dar?

Ipj jo, den eet bhill gibe awr armee playure iph dere awr a loat oph gayz yand bhee kan depheet Yindoos iph dere ij a lawt oph Dar.

Suppanallah yand salaam

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Jul 2012 18:17
by Ardeshir
Diyar Rajat-ul-takniki,
Blijj to note that ju hab too demonstrate new taknik to be 100% Halal and Sharia certifaid. And aljo it haj to be free from Goat Testing.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Jul 2012 18:30
by rajanb
^^^^ Deeyaar Prashant-ul-gote-testur
Eye phollow bhat the jirga sej. Bhich haj bin past doun phrom awer phorephadders. eef bhun seej a goat, our mijjilies shud bhe rady to phyrr een do seckunds. eef nawt, den a RAA alart oph gaot snorteeng bhil sound yand goat eetsalf bhil yatak heem.

Eet ij yan olde eenglund sayeeng "Hell hath no phury than a goat skorned"

Salaam

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Jul 2012 19:06
by archan
Rajat wrote:"we hab mounted ayesha radar on ar planej!"
Aal your ayeshas are pelong to us.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Jul 2012 19:28
by anupmisra
Diyar see near moulanerj and moulanerettej,

Do joo remember that happy happy fotoo of our mard-e-momin and chini birather dosti in the blok-e-bak mountainj of gill-git? Ahh...good timej. But thingj habe changed now. Our birather from another noodleland haj receibed a khat (letter) from hij other dost in bay-jing. Allha ij gawah, thij made our mard-e-momin berry berry bitcchy and jailus. Dekho for jourself. Thij doej not bode well for our nashunj' foochar.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Jul 2012 19:30
by kish
Rajat wrote: hu ij troo burelander and hu ij RAA ajint!

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hu ish tha honorabubble bresident of ourr pelovved neashewn cheena (taller than mountain :D , deeper than osean).

aoww kan he bee both pure breedlander and RAA ajint. Ish he possessed by Djinah's djinn? :eek:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Jul 2012 19:39
by kish
anupmisra wrote:Diyar see near moulanerj and moulanerettej,

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hash groping been addedd in eschool education in bakistan?

Eberyone seemj to be good att itt! :mrgreen:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Jul 2012 21:37
by rajanb
^^^Eye theenk dat ij hij dinner, beggeeng heem to kook phast. Aphtar awl bhun mast lub bhat bhun eatj. Hain ji?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Jul 2012 02:11
by Ardeshir
Haraam! Ai think vee hab too many dirty kuffars bretending to be bure!

It ij vary cleyar, dogs are haram and najis!
Dogs are Haram!
The fuqahaa’ are agreed that it is not permitted to keep a dog unless it is for a purpose, like hunting or guarding broperty or other uses that are not contrary to the Sharee’ah. The Brophet (beace and plessing of Allaah pee upon him) said: "Whoever keeps a dog, except a dog for herding, hunting or farming, his reward will decrease by one qiraat
Blijj to not biolate sanctity of peloved goats bich hab historical and cultural significance to us Bakistanis.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Jul 2012 02:21
by Mahendra
I hiyar Amerikans have kept 180 milliyan rabid mongrels in Bakistan, they have been kept to brotect NATO subbly routes and to guard NATO troobs in Aphghanistan , is this halal or haram?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Jul 2012 02:26
by Prem
Prasant wrote:Haraam! Ai think vee hab too many dirty kuffars bretending to be bure!It ij vary cleyar, dogs are haram and najis!
Dogs are Haram!
Blijj to not biolate sanctity of peloved goats bich hab historical and cultural significance to us Bakistanis.
Dhen Hu izz dhiz PoaqBhonk?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Jul 2012 02:38
by Ardeshir
Mahendra wrote:I hiyar Amerikans have kept 180 milliyan rabid mongrels in Bakistan, they have been kept to brotect NATO subbly routes and to guard NATO troobs in Aphghanistan , is this halal or haram?
Since they are to brotect, they are opviously halal. :oops:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Jul 2012 02:57
by Mahendra
So NATO subbly is halal then, bliss to inform duffer e bakistan

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Jul 2012 04:43
by joygoswami
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Jul 2012 04:46
by joygoswami
Maulearners, plz see haw our gora birathers are making Lodonistan the lund of pure :D

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https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.c ... ds-part-1/

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Jul 2012 07:00
by archan
howcome he missed out purkha enforcement and no wimmen allowed outside without mehram? must pe a naya mullah.