Bharat Rakshak

is Markhor the third cousin of Haraam Khor hain ji?

Kash usne ISI mark wala toothpaste istamal kiya hota to yeh din nahin dekhne padte

He waj ujing the RAW neem stic instead.

up the RAWng end though judging by the anguish on the pench odd's chehra

joygoswami wrote:

This guy is in cashmere and in al bakistan? That's some visa he has in his Indian passport.

Mahendra wrote:Kash usne ISI mark wala toothpaste istamal kiya hota to yeh din nahin dekhne padte

Paki Ke Daant , Dikhane Ke owrr, Bhokne Ke Aurr
Must be Da Inbreeding Brand CouzinmanthanManjan.

Zaid Hamid as seen by Geo News.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZMzphv24Oc

Guejj who?

Mauleners I have a pooch. I yam from Maxico. My name is Pancho.

But in Bakistan yand Saudi Arabia they are not bronouncing 'p'. They are telling me "Oye Bancho, Ass Salaam Aleikum, Bancho".

I yam confus-e-d, bhat to do, hain ji?

diyar pancho the banjo, are any of juour saudi birathers playing kancho with ju?
are they boling ki "dont waarie, its onlee mai fingar..."?
p.s. do naat be letting any of them niyar jour ban, or jour goats

anupmisra wrote:Guejj who?

Tough ask onleee. But it ij eajee to say who is more manlee onlee.

more like guess what is she doing to his backside ??

krishnan wrote:more like guess what is she doing to his backside ??

Gutter cleaning before the monsoon strikes.

Yaad aa gaya Musharraf ki. Chalo ek baar dekh lete hai.

bye the way, bhat eej brave herrow jarnailissimo al house arresti doing these dins?
doej he still have dil ka daura?

No, he ij now habing broplem with hij spine that makes hij musharaff wobble. Only cure ij in phoren lands like Dubai, KSA, YouKay, Jewessay.

oh eye thought he got wobbl-e-musharraf due to daura-e-khas taknikis by jarnailissimo kiya-nahin whilst in ghar-giraftar

Aphter four fatherj, then whose four ammij are theje?

Anup al misri, They are out their showing pair ka angootha (middle finger not available due to unplanned display of pindiliyon ka guda earlier)

krishnan wrote:more like guess what is she doing to his backside ??

See hij expression and hers. Hij of axtacy and surprise, her's of jalousy, longing and disgust.

She has dekhoed:

A ra- agint- kuffa/
In -Mauleners- wide angle-guffa.
The Maulener is going- huff(a), huffa, hufaaaaaa!
Yand she ij farmaoing pitterly:
Bhy no kuffa in my cavernous guffa?

are ju boling ki maulaner ij naat a ruffa-tuffa, but a huffa-puffa onlee?

RedMaulener, berhaps the Motorma may be the real raaket -mard in the photoo....?

maybe she eej going phor throttle up!? houstonabad we habh a mushkil!

Joo all darty peard old maulaner and round pottom jung mujahids,

I was just biziting Inqulabi ishtate aphter many a din as my third bife's fourth phather's unrelated Kushpoo caretaker's pootiphul dukhtar haz asked phor my superior adbize on the recurring dream her phather habing about kissing she camel bhile doing ahem ahem bith kushpoo . Az I hab ishtudid pee chaddi in "sex dreams oph men bimmen and third kind" a reputed madrassa under the custodianship oph a plind maulana bhile enjoying makka http://www.mountainviewpto.org/wp-conte ... opcorn.jpg and medina http://www.posharpstore.com/images/thum ... 8_600.jpeg
Bhat now i am hairaan to know that ploody kushpoo caretaker iz dreaming out oph syllabus.Zeeehaaard.......This dream is kupharrrr.......Its not mentioned eben in the holi pook oph adbanced dream ishtudiez.......Here Iz the glimpse oph the holi pook for all you Rakkit mards and Motor mamas.

http://www.myislamicdream.com/search.ht ... rch=Search

Ploody jaahal hab no underishtanding oph deen , only iph he cud do ahem ahem bith sheikh , how much arrah wud hab been pleezed bith him and granted him something beneficial .

To al-learn-e-d maulanaj,

Waat iph I hab a dream oph a court-al-Pakistan bhere wild wild plasbhemy charges are al-bakare-d and Breac-e-HD ed? In wild wild plasbhemy al-bakara-ed, only wild khuspoo ij hab no name, ebryone elje ij named some bious namej!

In thij dream, bhat ij chance oph khoospoo-with-no-sacred-namej saved phrom plasphemy charges for phuture dreamj?

Saving my dreamj till no one knowj name oph khoospoo,
Dreamj-boo-khoos-ullah

Qweschun phor maulaners:
Joo see Saudi Arapia ij West oph Bakistan and kufrYindoo land is east. When Baki pilots take oph in F-solah towards India their musharraf will face Saudi/Makkah. Ij thij allowed? Ijeet not haraam?

no ju phool! jarnail is haiding the atim bum!

phinally the cauje for civil military imbalance in bakistan haj been phound.
civilian leadarrs are advijed to eat less pindi channa and more cheese burgers to correct this imbalance.

shiv wrote:Qweschun phor maulaners:
Joo see Saudi Arapia ij West oph Bakistan and kufrYindoo land is east. When Baki pilots take oph in F-solah towards India their musharraf will face Saudi/Makkah. Ij thij allowed? Ijeet not haraam?

Shiv-al-hakimi urf Anpad Dark Kaffir, Allah-hua-talla in his infinite wisdom made earth go merry go round round so when TFTA Paki Al Fizziyaa pilot will be facing Kffir Yindia, the pilot still will be facing Makkah after going around the world. Ha! and you thaaat that ju are smarter than the deen.
It ij like Ammi aljo being Phuphi at the same time....AoA

Al Bakistan has Soup-e-rear power source too - Pindi chana gas! (refered to in local dialect as paad)
It sometimes causes vaccum explosions in the overcrowded cities and in Khyber Pakhtookhwa, but that is because the civlian gorment is corrupt and does not safely store the immense gas emissions.

Mullah Gagan Walkerullah,

May the force of vacuum exbloshuns be with ju!
I bropose admiullahs induct the term soup-e-rear in prf dickshunairy.

Soup-e-rear - condition caused by inner pakistaniyat and pindi chana gas, requiring a visit to pakistan. This causes the musharrafs of TFTA pakis to swell with a feeling of pride!

bhery bhery important din for secularism in south asia. all bakistanis concerned.

Lalmohan wrote:no ju phool! jarnail is haiding the atim bum!

Dear Lalmullah-al-lawhori,

I socho 2 theoris. Either Jarnail is an SDRE( kiyanahi and all other are tallel than him) or he iij carrying the B@$t@rd Child. But whose child ij he carrying ??

joygoswami wrote:

Lalmohan wrote:no ju phool! jarnail is haiding the atim bum!

Dear Lalmullah-al-lawhori,

I socho 2 theoris. Either Jarnail is an SDRE( kiyanahi and all other are tallel than him) or he iij carrying the B@$t@rd Child. But whose child ij he carrying ??

Hu's indeed?!

joygoswami wrote:

Eij yindooj now stealing polio drops from waater?

What all thingj yindooj steal from waaterj, now bious have to eat ghaas.

Eating ghaas and saving polio drops,
Waater-bin-electricity-ullah

joygoswami wrote:

Bow!! Motormamaninja in high heelj. Soopaqaaanallah>

^^^ motorham in sh-rear entry cum-pliant pose, ready to be tilled (per pook)!

Eewill yindoos have stlen baki waaters and even the main source of food haj become brown ghaas.