Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 May 2014 22:03

er... there was ghas in the picture?!?!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 May 2014 11:02

^^^
Lalmullah-al-kufri, how dare ju insalt Bakistan's nashunal food (ghaas) and Malsi? Suarly, aur phourfather ZAB-al-hungi wisely said "ghaas khayenge, atim bum banayange!" If ju don't see ghas in bichar, then ju are aiding the haath of enemy raa ajints.

Pleaj repent or else, you will be aqueuesed of plasphemy and have to face the wrath of rakit mard ghazi mujahids.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 18 May 2014 11:21

RCase wrote:
Al Bakistan has Soup-e-rear power source too - Pindi chana gas! (refered to in local dialect as paad)
It sometimes causes vaccum explosions in the overcrowded cities and in Khyber Pakhtookhwa, but that is because the civlian gorment is corrupt and does not safely store the immense gas emissions.

Mullah Gagan Walkerullah,

May the force of vacuum exbloshuns be with ju!
I bropose admiullahs induct the term soup-e-rear in prf dickshunairy.

Soup-e-rear - condition caused by inner pakistaniyat and pindi chana gas, requiring a visit to pakistan. This causes the musharrafs of TFTA pakis to swell with a feeling of pride!

Diyar Rcase-ullah. The entry haj been in pee-aar-eff dickshunairy since about October 2009.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 18 May 2014 18:13

RCase wrote:^^^
Lalmullah-al-kufri, how dare ju insalt Bakistan's nashunal food (ghaas) and Malsi? Suarly, aur phourfather ZAB-al-hungi wisely said "ghaas khayenge, atim bum banayange!" If ju don't see ghas in bichar, then ju are aiding the haath of enemy raa ajints.

Pleaj repent or else, you will be aqueuesed of plasphemy and have to face the wrath of rakit mard ghazi mujahids.

Thij gib noo mean too mean oph hasin-ae-tummy-e-bummy-bin-polio.

Saving ghaas for bumj,
bin-polio-ullah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 May 2014 18:31

er... i meant waj theyar ghas on the motorham? ju know laike pindi wallah goonda?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 May 2014 18:55

Lalmullah - soup-on-all-uh! Ju habe x-rated veeshun like mullah farmaoed to see thru 17 70 layers of kapda! Suarly, ju will agree with me that hasina-bin-uncovered-meat-al-babe-e-ninja-e-item-bum can be enjoyed, ghas or no ghas! (Perfectly halal by the pook).

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 May 2014 20:39

yes, all seems to be in aardar

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 May 2014 22:01

ArmenT wrote: Diyar Rcase-ullah. The entry haj been in pee-aar-eff dickshunairy since about October 2009.

Diyar Mullah Assasey-e-Mard,

AoA! Allah works in mysterious ways! Bakistan pain-in-the-butt!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 20 May 2014 08:11

Hazrat Zaheel Hamied PBUH (piss be upon him) had phinally woken up.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 May 2014 12:15

we will not take prisoners this time!

Zahil HamIED ij saying he will naat take prisoners this taime, but would like to enjoy Yindoo hospitality like hij 93,000 biraders did in 1971. Remember 'Tiger' AK Niazi - I am the man! He too did naat take prisoners that taime and was ready to take the tank over his body. But because of hindoo sazish, bakistanis had to settle for vegetarian biryani.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 21 May 2014 08:18

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 May 2014 11:28

^^^ yunderkavar RAW/Mossad agints ram narayan goldstein and moshe mahalingam unable to maintain their deep cover status whilst on khatarnak field mission

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 May 2014 14:10

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 21 May 2014 17:44

Lalmohan wrote:^^^ yunderkavar RAW/Mossad agints ram narayan goldstein and moshe mahalingam unable to maintain their deep cover status whilst on khatarnak field mission

Bhat about RAW agent attending prayers in a gurudwara in Dubai. That will set momin's chaddi on fire

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 21 May 2014 17:45

Another misguided momin at a temple in dubai

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 21 May 2014 18:38

~~Suger~~ Butter daddy

What a sexy piece. Could be love of momin's life who fulfills his desires ... all of them.

too bad it has to carry some haram bitches.

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 21 May 2014 19:50

Guess Who?

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 21 May 2014 19:53

^^^
Looks like Sania Mirza.

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 21 May 2014 20:12

ArmenT wrote:^^^
Looks like Sania Mirza.

Yes!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 May 2014 22:02

Sania Mirza Jamai Malik Center
Barkha Paki Dutt Left
Manmohan Singh Right
Dr Zakir Naik in background

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 22 May 2014 09:28

ArmenT, need ismall yelp aan sum big-d stuff. plij bhijit gdf.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 24 May 2014 09:42

Lahore-via-kuwait gentle beeble, I have a poocxh: what for do the ulema shave mustache put keep peard intact. plis to eggsblain, i have four-goaten the hadith.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 24 May 2014 10:01

Shreeman wrote:Lahore-via-kuwait gentle beeble, I have a poocxh: what for do the ulema shave mustache put keep peard intact. plis to eggsblain, i have four-goaten the hadith.

Becauj a mard-e-momin must keep him mouche (mush) hidden lesht he givej daawat to shaitan.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 24 May 2014 14:52

Malulaners i hiyar a fanny news todin.
The kaafir yindoos have bought one Shanty Dynamite to combete with TFFA Haseena Atimbum.

Plijj to pass a fartwa so that mohtarma Atimbum could crush thijj Shanty by sitting on har.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 May 2014 01:15

Jood-wah bhais? Bhat are the momeenj signaling bith their two fingerj?

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 May 2014 01:24

^
that they are mother and father of bakistan? badmash todin told Modi that he vijits his mother once every week. he doej vijit GHQ, rawalpindi once every week to update them.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 27 May 2014 03:13

Hari Seldon wrote:Body language...

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 May 2014 04:52

^^^looks like Badmash wants to make a dash to pakistan to empty his inner pakistaniyat! (Body language of holding on his waist, ready to unbuckle his belt).

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 May 2014 05:03

anupmisra wrote:Jood-wah bhais? Bhat are the momeenj signaling bith their two fingerj?

Ij that Jernail Cattar replying to Fair didi? Pinglish to Erdoo translation of "finger in the dyke" ("bund mein ungal"). Notij globed fingars! Chikna Jernail Raw-AD ij ready for a chuma!

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 27 May 2014 08:03

Agnimitra wrote:
Hari Seldon wrote:Body language...

NS's attempt to protect his gonads with his left hand seems to be a subconscious reaction to NM's extended palm which looks like a spear about to disembowelment Nawaz.

-M

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 27 May 2014 16:26

Nawaz got very excited when he learned that Modi is not out there to kill him. Hence suppression of emotions with left hand.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 May 2014 16:41

vdutta wrote:Nawaz got very excited when he learned that Modi is not out there to kill him. Hence suppression of emotions with left hand.

Or maybe hij bowel movement waj not pee-roper. Jo know...delly belly.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 28 May 2014 10:58

Whoever made this

partha · Post by **partha** » 28 May 2014 11:04

who ij that wimmens?

partha · Post by **partha** » 28 May 2014 11:36

really sad that a pregnant wimmen waj barbabrickally killed in front of Lahore high court. That ij why we should do away with these fancy western type of high court, supreme court. we need sharia court.

partha · Post by **partha** » 28 May 2014 11:54

whoa!! whoa!! found the footage of badmaash meeting Modi after swearing in ceremony!!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 May 2014 12:20

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 28 May 2014 16:10

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 28 May 2014 18:46

^^^ Bhat a faithfool phool!

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 28 May 2014 18:59

There is nothing positive about this unspeakable atrocity,but it shows how low Pak has sunk in depravity and intolerance.Fat chance of peace with Pak if the ordinary people behave like this towards their own kind,let alone "enemy" India.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/m ... stan-court
Pregnant woman beaten to death by family outside Pakistani court
Farzana Parveen is killed by male family members in Lahore after marrying against their wishes

Jon Boone in Islamabad
theguardian.com, Wednesday 28 May 2014 09.20 BST
Mohammad Iqbal, Farzana Parveen's husband, in an ambulance next to her body after she was beaten to death. Photograph: KM Chaudary/AP

A pregnant woman was beaten to death by her own family members on the streets of one of Pakistan's most refined cities on Tuesday after marrying against their wishes.

The "honour killing" happened in front of a large crowd of witnesses outside Lahore's grand high court building where Farzana Parveen, 25, had been due to appear in a case brought by her family.

The attack began when one of Parveen's brothers attempted to shoot her before he and other male family members attacked her with bricks and blunt instruments.

Throughout the deadly assault her father simply looked on while no members of the public outside the busy court complex came forward to intervene despite her cries for help.

Some reports said policemen watched the incident – and all of the attackers managed to escape, although her father was arrested.

The affluent city of Lahore likes to think of itself as Pakistan's "cultural capital", far removed from the country's rural hinterland where killings to protect family "honour" are more common.

Parveen and her family come from the small town of Nankana Sahib to the west of Lahore. Her lawyer said her family had been enraged by her decision in January to marry Muhammad Iqbal rather than one of her own cousins, whom they had chosen.

Parveen, who was three months pregnant, was due to appear in the high court in an effort to quash a case brought by her parents, who alleged Iqbal had kidnapped the young woman.

Iqbal said he fell in love with Parveen after the death of his previous wife. He said her family had been angry after failing to extract money from him before their marriage.

"I simply took her to court and registered a marriage," he said, infuriating her family.

According to the women's campaign group the Aurat Foundation about 1,000 Pakistani women are killed every year in "honour killings" committed by their families. Few cases come to court and trials can take years.

Often the killers are allowed to walk free because Pakistan's Islamic-tinged legal system includes concepts that give the right of forgiveness to close relations of murder victims.

Tahira Abdullah, a human rights activist, said it was vital the country follow the civil code rather than sharia law.

"This woman was pregnant so it is a double murder and these murderers must be prosecuted under the criminal laws of Pakistan," she said.

"We are now at a crossroads where we have to decide whether we continue going down the Talibanisation route or whether we go down the rule-of-law route."

But Abid Saqi, a former head of the Lahore high court bar association, said prosecution was still possible, assuming the men were captured and it was proved that her husband was the legal heir.

"This is a tragic and unfortunate event right in front of the doors of justice," he said. "This person was mutilated to bits in public and it shows the complete breakdown of law and order."