Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 28 May 2014 19:51

Kufr, raa ajint! Don't ju realize al Bakistan is hurtling towards the 7th century at god speed? There will be true shariah, khalifa, ummah, zam zam, kamils etc. to live the good life of the 7th century.

If only she had opted for shariah justice, her punishment would have been halal. All these high courts are western conspiracies against true islam. Only shariah courts are valid.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 28 May 2014 22:25

Philip wrote:There is nothing positive about this unspeakable atrocity,but it shows how low Pak has sunk in depravity and intolerance.Fat chance of peace with Pak if the ordinary people behave like this towards their own kind,let alone "enemy" India.

Low is the nu high faar Al-Bakistani. If ju go low enuff and eberybun turns 180 degree, ju will be the new high.
Anyways Ju kaffir has no idea apout H&D naar ju will understand Islamic Riwaaj.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 May 2014 12:46

So apparently the aggrieved Abdul killed his first wife in an honour killing too

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 30 May 2014 14:19

diyar maulaners,
recently eye dekkho 'papy doll' video.

then I dekkho it again ! the kufr wimmins did naat cavar the ankles !

hab eye sinned ? hab eye ? yam eye waji bull cutlet ?

jours in brown shalwar,
Rah Ul Yam.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 30 May 2014 15:35

Deeyar Raw-Ul-Moderatri,
More than jour eyes, I am worried where jour hands were while dekho the kaffir Al-kanadian aurat.

Anybays what to me aaf jour hands, As mentioned in Oly pook Sura 26:37,"Verily be moderatri and jour alla will be pleased", So ju need to ask jourself
if ju were moderate in dekhoing the pindaloyon ka guda. If jes, then supanallah, ju are a true Haji and mohib-ul-woman.

Put Put if ju look at it phraam the aankhein of Had-This and Suno-nah, as lamba as the wimmen was kafir, she was mal-e-Ganimat, so all ij well, all ij well.
Nau Ju can take jour hands out aff the brown salwar..

Phram, Madarassa al weaki

~Prown is the new prown~Posted from my Islamic phone

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 31 May 2014 14:34

Bhat phor ij the shtick held petween legs at an angle? Ij it shararat kombliant to hold shtick like this in buplik or sharam sharam? Bhy ij only one shtick petween two maulaner?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 31 May 2014 18:12

ju notij that ishtik ij pointed away fraam the ganja loin hain ji?
maybe jarnail ij naat PML(N) pasand? (or vice versa?)

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 31 May 2014 20:12

Jernail RAW-AD haj male inferity complex. He likes to show how big his danda ij. It ij tall, fair yand slim for taight musharaff.

Aljo, jernail is seated on the side of parcham to show hu ij truly the ruler of bakistan.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 31 May 2014 20:17

true, ganja loin ij haiding hij mijjile...

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 31 May 2014 21:16

Shreeman wrote: Bhat phor ij the shtick held petween legs at an angle? Ij it shararat kombliant to hold shtick like this in buplik or sharam sharam? Bhy ij only one shtick petween two maulaner?

Cud it be phor cobering up ball to ball ugliness?

Eet ij proven that Bakis have longer dingdong than kufr SDRE Yindoos. One kufr Yindoo soljar and Baki prijoner oph war were comparing benis length. Meajuring phrom tip to base oph balls - yindoo got 6 inchas length. But Baki said hij benis ij 100 km long. On pulling down shalwar there waj no balls. "I lepht both my ballj on Tiger hill, 100 km away. So I win. Dijtance phrom tip of benis to my ballj ij 100 km"

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 Jun 2014 00:06

^^^
Ij that bhy ganja's name ij 'No-balls Sharief'?

Ganja's benis is 1000km - he left hij balls with NaMo in Mughal kapital.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 01 Jun 2014 02:43

shiv wrote:
Shreeman wrote: Bhat phor ij the shtick held petween legs at an angle? Ij it shararat kombliant to hold shtick like this in buplik or sharam sharam? Bhy ij only one shtick petween two maulaner?
Cud it be phor cobering up ball to ball ugliness?

Eet ij proven that Bakis have longer dingdong than kufr SDRE Yindoos. One kufr Yindoo soljar and Baki prijoner oph war were comparing benis length. Meajuring phrom tip to base oph balls - yindoo got 6 inchas length. But Baki said hij benis ij 100 km long. On pulling down shalwar there waj no balls. "I lepht both my ballj on Tiger hill, 100 km away. So I win. Dijtance phrom tip of benis to my ballj ij 100 km"

So ij it sach then the gernails are meajured for the shtick just like their uniforms?

Hain, sharam, sharam! but mohtorma can automatikally be impressed by mijjile. No need bhor injpektion.

Ij it haram to get a bigger stick by ujing imblant during meajurement of shtick to obtain pigger shtick?

By, the way I found out the jernail was only polishing the mijjile, bikture waj taken at wrong time. Thij ij why hajrat said no biktures oph me (bpuh), i dont want to be kaught bolishung mijjile. You see, such great intellijence, he foursaw the invention of sosial media -- a xrischian diseaje 7 centuries ahead.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 Jun 2014 03:39

^^^
Butt ShriRehmanullah, bpuh didn't need to polish his mijjile. He had a harem to take care of his polishing. More than soxial media, he waj afraiding of bakis spending all their time on the entertainet watching his bideos and tasveers (which google chacha haj verified that al Bakistan ij the world leader in this kategori) and naat having any jism for jihad.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 01 Jun 2014 04:03

RCase wrote:^^^
Butt ShriRehmanullah, bpuh didn't need to polish his mijjile. He had a harem to take care of his polishing. More than soxial media, he waj afraiding of bakis spending all their time on the entertainet watching his bideos and tasveers (which google chacha haj verified that al Bakistan ij the world leader in this kategori) and naat having any jism for jihad.

Itt ij phalse hadith to imbly that BpuH waj lajy. He had the bower of 100 elephantj to bolish hij mijjile, an he did. And thus ij written in the holi kitab. Hij haram waj onlee for enteertainmant. It ij kilear to ani reader of the kitaab that eggserjize ij neceesary, for jihad even under hijap.

BpuH waj against adpertijment, susidal media, ankle phlashing. All the ulemaj have given opynion. Susial media ij wpa diseeje and PBuH had the foursights. Youtuper must take down hasina atim pum, and the mujras that are misling the mijjiles of the mujahud. TV watching ij haasram, only animal huspandry ij allowed by al kitab. If you had read your phajr brayer then you would know:

O you who pelieve! when you rise up to bray, wash your mijjiles and your hands as far as the elbows, and wipe your ar$e and hide your feet to the ankles;

it ij thus written. you kan not second the resbonipility of mijjile bolishing. it ij haraam. Wiping is permitted, put not bolishing by harem.

sulaiman bin hidayati al kavelessi bin kendostixy uf lal masjidi

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 01 Jun 2014 04:27

shiv wrote:
Shreeman wrote: Bhat phor ij the shtick held petween legs at an angle? Ij it shararat kombliant to hold shtick like this in buplik or sharam sharam? Bhy ij only one shtick petween two maulaner?
Cud it be phor cobering up ball to ball ugliness?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 Jun 2014 14:40

Capshun time.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 01 Jun 2014 18:20

well well...

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 01 Jun 2014 18:33

Lal topi Ms all eis haj en-ass-aured that right side eij haj chequred sheirtj and few takla and plain shirtj and taklaj on lept.

But ass-martj lal topi in the middle haj convincingly hid chequred shirt and takla aljo, with long wig and lal topi.

Now munnas will see all shadej oph shirtj in arranged fashion - thij to compensate for lack of fashion due to lack of women. Women don't appreciate bious fashion sense by middle standing lal topi hiding shirtj.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Jun 2014 05:45

Ju kufr raa ajints! Haj-rat lal topi (piss be upon him) ij anal-yeast of atimi takat al Bakistan. Todin he ij dealing with bakistan's mijjiles (MissAless - pinglish ispelling onlee), which are halal No-Dong's (made halal by cutting off the tip - Miss a Less).

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Jun 2014 05:50

anupmisra wrote:Capshun time.

A Man Mohan ke asha - kash aiyse hota!

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 02 Jun 2014 12:41

RCase wrote:Ju kufr raa ajints! Haj-rat lal topi (piss be upon him) ij anal-yeast of atimi takat al Bakistan. Todin he ij dealing with bakistan's mijjiles (MissAless - pinglish ispelling onlee), which are halal No-Dong's (made halal by cutting off the tip - Miss a Less).

I pheel it ij an atoertijment onlee. Atmi taakat ij kept hidden, anal yeast ij not eggsposed to the pikture taking of hanud and yahud. National pird might come if bikture ij taken.

there fore, it ij onlee a halal adpertijement of brecijion of aiming during the piss process - miss a less - piss process failure ij hanud konsbiracy. also a notice to othe ulema the next urinal is ok to uje bekauje -- miss a less -- onlee.
Not like some other people,, sharm, sharm!

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 02 Jun 2014 12:45

Blijj to advise if halal version of "Miss A Less" was "Houri e Kum"?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 02 Jun 2014 12:59

Alla Reham Kare but why ij the Raaw agint with pite hair , clinched fistes and beads mala in the hand looks so angry.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 02 Jun 2014 13:08

Yogi_G wrote:Blijj to advise if halal version of "Miss A Less" was "Houri e Kum"?

Ulema have hurd of houri-e-atmi but not houri-e-kum. all houris are by definition houri-e-jyada (therefour jayadati wurd). no halal houri can pe houri-ekum or houri-e-koum. houri allotted to mjjahid not koum. therefour if houri ij kum it is hanud ya yahud konspiracy. bossiply raa agint wearing haram kamiz andd definitely not a houri-e-kaniz.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 02 Jun 2014 14:15

You all are wrong. Thats his stage name on a mujahid strip club.

member_28539 · Post by **member_28539** » 02 Jun 2014 14:27

FOOLFILLMENT onlee!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 02 Jun 2014 21:09

Broof that one mard-e-momin s equal to 100 Baniya.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Jun 2014 02:40

White (pork) meat in freejer secshun ij now on sale.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 Jun 2014 02:58

^^^
Doej freejer work? I thaut there ij no bijli in al Bakistan.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 Jun 2014 03:02

^^^
That ij Bakistan's version of Kaun Banega Crorepati? Answer ko lock kardeya!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Jun 2014 07:42

RCase wrote:^^^
Doej freejer work? I thaut there ij no bijli in al Bakistan.

In that caje, cajullah, white meat haj gone berry berry bad. Time to feed it to the motormaj who are unclean anybays.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Jun 2014 10:11

Is this how Paki Perceive themselvs and Malsi Train From Arabia Rushing to Seed Paki babe

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 03 Jun 2014 11:05

The egalitarian freejur eij to save mujahid from bania looking shop. Bottlej on top are haraam bottlej becauj yindoo bania stole electricity from the water.

E-galti-ring-ali saving electricity from air now,
Air-tight-current-ullah

James B · Post by **James B** » 03 Jun 2014 17:21

No Kamments

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 Jun 2014 20:57

joygoswami wrote:Broof that one mard-e-momin s equal to 100 Baniya.

Some unpious woman must have shown her ankle in front of some court. A true muhajid.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 Jun 2014 21:00

James B wrote:No Kamments

Do ghoonth aur pila de sakiya.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 Jun 2014 21:59

^^^
These drops are taking away the virility of mard-e-mommen and making the al Bakistan kirket team to lose. It ij kanspiracy of the juice and banias.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 05 Jun 2014 04:41

RCase wrote:^^^
These drops are taking away the virility of mard-e-mommen and making the al Bakistan kirket team to lose. It ij kanspiracy of the juice and banias.

It in Hanud-e-yahud thank you very much.

And kirkeet blaying mujahids are brotekted from such kanspirasies. Only ordinary apdul can contract hanud dijeajes.

One mujahid alone kan win world kup, so even if there ij some weekness, it ij justified in hadith as takiyya for taking the wurld kup from the kufr.

Also, players have aleady produced nine legitimate nanha mujahid each (2+ each wife) just in case there waj drop in broduktion afterward. Not to count the goats. so there ij no loss of talent.

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 05 Jun 2014 06:01

Anujan wrote:

Behold the Phool Man cometh ...

-M

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 05 Jun 2014 06:58

For the dictionary,

All Four-giving: phrase, signature fraze of bakistan, receiving from all three and half four-fathers; rounded.
All Malisful: phrase, signature description of bakistan; not quite true; but getting there by removing remaining kufr.

Put together, they make BpuH.