Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 Nov 2009 02:58

Bhat nonsense! talking about toilet bowl when Mullah Omar is attending a swayamwar in the backdrop of Krachi Shura

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 24 Nov 2009 11:19

Allah o Akbar Piraders!

i am just so broud to know that our bakistani mards are numero uno when it comes to rendering kuffr women defenseless.

look our great bakistani pilayer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkFnaFyylQ8

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 24 Nov 2009 11:23

Mahendra wrote:

Bhat nonsense! talking about toilet bowl when Mullah Omar is attending a swayamwar in the backdrop of Krachi Shura

This YYY kansphiracy aanlee. Phraam where did this Bakri got her Mooh Kala. No Paki Bakri can have kala mooh unless she haj been to RAA camp in Bangalore, Kerala.
Pleej to asking Isi to inbeshtigashun and phind the enemies aaf the nashun who aar kalo-phying mooh aff our nashunal heritage and Kulture. I tell ju, Qayamat ij hear Mulana - Qayamat ij hear.

(Deep) Pressingly , RAA-ina-Bakarawala

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 24 Nov 2009 14:19

One pooch
Bhy do Bakis pyaar kushpoo and also eat kushpoo

negi · Post by **negi** » 24 Nov 2009 19:30

Joo Kaffir how do joo think 'Kaleja ka tukda' came into being ?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 24 Nov 2009 20:24

Dekho butt eye phaaoond

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 24 Nov 2009 20:35

rohiths wrote:One pooch
Bhy do Bakis pyaar kushpoo and also eat kushpoo

Phor cum-phort, cum-panionship and cum-raderie. But mainly peecause they are cum-meenay.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 24 Nov 2009 20:38

try eeteng the aye-poo..the bichar oph bich eye bosted apobe

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Nov 2009 06:32

Reflecting on the current events in the land of the pure, I have been humming a parody lately that's kind of gotten stuck in my mind. You know the type when its starts to bother you if you can't complete it? Strangely enough, its sounds similar to the sPooki national anthem (yes, I know. That's haraam). Can some gurulogs on this thread help me complete the next three paragraphs? The first one goes something like this: (Remember, its hummed to the tune of the porki national anthem - you all know how it goes) (Hindi/urdu speakers will find it easy to understand the words below)

Doosrey ki zar zamin zayidaaaaad (key ishq mein)
Kar Diya Hamein Barbaad
Ab, Ghaas kha ke Jee Rahein Hain
Kuch nahin azaad
<Chorus> Pa'astan Paindabaad

[Insert Para Two]
<Chorus> Pa'astan Paindabaad

[Insert Para Three]
<Chorus> Pa'astan Paindabaad

[Insert Para Four]
<Chorus> Pa'astan Paindabaad

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 25 Nov 2009 06:51

Diyar Editarj: AllahoAkbar!

I am conphyoojed. Phrom Bakistan Guvrmand Brej reborting on "arrest" oph paanch Fauji Aphsars on "susbishun" oph peeing Mujaheddin (phat chanj!):

They say the five include a retired brigadier general and two active lieutenant colonels, but did not provide more details.

My pooch eej: Are there PASSIVE lieutenant colonels? Eej each "active "jarnail baired with one "passive" jarnail?

Bliss to rebly, though this is sharaam - sharaam

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Nov 2009 18:36

jamwal wrote:Dekho butt eye phaaoond

Two-in-one deal for all baki mards. Buy one, get one phree. And she can cook.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 25 Nov 2009 18:43

SSP seeks end to students’ traveling on bus rooftops

Very heabhy attack on pakistaniyat kulture. Baki mardangi is insulted. climbing up trees and vehicles is the berth right of baki mards. Ij it a halaal reajon to burn the local KFC I pooch?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Nov 2009 18:51

Pleaj to note in baaackground.

Ananya · Post by **Ananya** » 25 Nov 2009 22:05

halucination to the fullest extent.

titile reads : Pakistan has important role in S. Asia: Obama

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... ma--szh-08

what the exact quote is

Obviously, Pakistan has an enormously important role in the security of the region,’ said Mr Obama, adding that Islamabad could fulfil this role ‘by making sure that the extremist organisations that often operate out of its territories are dealt with effectively.’

archan · Post by **archan** » 25 Nov 2009 22:09

anupmisra wrote:Pleaj to note in baaackground.

http://img121.imageshack.us/i/63275583.jpg/

Dilbullah looking the other way with sharm

as hij 5th wife gets it on with The Great Han Ur Jandullah's 19th son/biradher in law.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Nov 2009 22:20

Jernail Gola's phaje pook bage with video exblaining why he made the page

http://www.facebook.com/pervezmusharraf

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 26 Nov 2009 03:28

jamwal wrote: Dekho butt eye phaaoond

AoA! that waj a great discovery. joo have found the fruit of love between rackit mard and khuspoo. what a great din for bakistan!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 26 Nov 2009 20:52

So the rumors were Karrect. Kusboo indeed waj pregnant once.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 26 Nov 2009 21:49

Crass-bost phram Bakistan dhaga:

archan wrote:
A_Gupta wrote:
To quote, is it an iodine deficiency?

Imagine, RAW secretly iodizes the waters in the upper reaches of the rivers to solve India's Pakistan problem!
You're giving them ideas. Soon Zaid Zaman Hamid will come up with an expose based on LAB tests that the Hindus are injecting a medicine in the water that is making Pakistani men impotent, born with small heads, more interested in goats and AK47s than in women...
Pakistan is a pure country, it is the conspirators like Hindus and Jews that are messing with their brains - or what remains of it.

Already habbeneeng

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 26 Nov 2009 22:02

enqyoob wrote:Diyar Editarj: AllahoAkbar!

I am conphyoojed.

My pooch eej: Are there PASSIVE lieutenant colonels? Eej each "active "jarnail baired with one "passive" jarnail?

Deiyar Grand Mulla Haaji Enquyoob-ulla
BURUR.
Arz kiya hai ki janab-e-wala, theej active and pajjive ij in the context oph homojeggjual encounterj jest like brofet Jahil Hamid and brofet yousuf. It would appear that Jahil Hamid waj passive going py the laal topi, surma around hij eyes and hij cute features.

Theej days that Jahil hamid and Ahmed Qureshee'j duet on koopher TeeVee ij aroujing the abduls that they are naat seeing Paywatch and seeing theej phor their daily doje. Two pee-a-ooti-fool mards ij too much phor the bakistani apduls to handle.

Salaam
Maulana Gagan-ulla

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 26 Nov 2009 22:54

Original paki sbarks pindi channa scare in wannabe Naya Paki

Pig farts spark Australia gas scare
AFP 26 November 2009, 01:18pm IST

|Topics:

* gas scare
* pig fart

SYDNEY: A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency in southern Australia Thursday when a farmer mistook its odours for a leaking pipe, officials said.

Fifteen firefighters and two trucks were called to a property at Axedale in central Victoria state after reports of a gas leak, the Country Fire Service said.

"When we got there, as we drove up the driveway, there was this huge sow, about a 120-odd kilo (265-pound) sow, and it was very obvious where the gas was coming from," said fire captain Peter Harkins.

"We could not only smell it, but we heard it and it was quite funny."

Harkins said the pig's owner was "a little bit embarrassed to say the least," and it took fire crews a little while to compose themselves.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 27 Nov 2009 02:18

ij dubai, gelf the new bakstan, hain hain?
Dubai does a Bakstan

meanbhile in bakstan..

yand in krachi....

archan · Post by **archan** » 27 Nov 2009 02:57

Bhat doej the graph on the Lalmasjid Caliphate Display (LCD) screen show hain?
In case kafirs misread it to pe axis-e-Y drobbing vs. axis-e-X, let me clar-e-fy: THe onlee halal language oph this world ij written right to left, hence the graph, if Ijjlamicly correct, must pe interbreted right to left. Hence, quantity-e-axis-e-Y ij rising with axis-e-X. That graph must suarly pe the phoren invest-e-ment in bakistan in Dinars over the bast 3 saal.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Nov 2009 03:07

Unwashed Kaffir

Suarly joo have heard of the Kerry-Langur invest-e-ment of 15 billiyan dollahs
and as ujual, you kaffirs are missing the point
Abdul-e-Gobsmacki is busy smacking his gob bith left haath but did you kafirs notice his right haath? suarly the thought of 15 billiyan dollahs are gibing him orga-e-sms

archan · Post by **archan** » 27 Nov 2009 03:09

Mahendra wrote:Unwashed Kaffir

Suarly joo have heard of the Kerry-Langur invest-e-ment of 15 billiyan dollahs
and as ujual, you kaffirs are missing the point
Abdul-e-Gobsmacki is busy smacking his gob bith left haath but did you kafirs notice his right haath? suarly the thought of 15 billiyan dollahs are gibing him orga-e-sms

Hij right haath ij on his face. Bhat jahils have come into LMU. Cannot make out left hath (made phor imbortant mardana busboses) with right hath (made phor eating).

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Nov 2009 03:13

How Bakistan Fauj deals with faith-e-fools

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Nov 2009 03:23

Left haath is for extremely important kaams like using pebbles and stones to scrape off Pakistaniyat, if there was no left haath, the mighty arab(pre-pakistani manus) would have to walk all the way to the nearest date palm to rub musharaff against it
Bliss to samajh before you display such grass igno-e-rance. Left haath is more imbortant, bhwy joo think mighty Arab naat shaking hand with left haath? pekose left haath is only phor making contact with pakistaniyat in the early subah after sun rises in Bakistan.
Therephore, in Bakistan iph you are born left handed, you use right hand for the daily bakistaniyat duties

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Nov 2009 04:34

VikasRaina wrote:So the rumors were Karrect. Kusboo indeed waj pregnant once.

that eej why she was karo-curried

Gus · Post by **Gus** » 27 Nov 2009 04:39

Mahendra wrote:to scrape off Pakistaniyat,..

conphused wonlee...did musharraf come from Pakistaniyat or did Pakistaniyat come from Musharraf..

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 27 Nov 2009 11:31

Gus wrote:
Mahendra wrote:to scrape off Pakistaniyat,..
conphused wonlee...did musharraf come from Pakistaniyat or did Pakistaniyat come from Musharraf..

Methinkj it ij eajier to answer "Whether murgi came firjt or andaa" but no one can tell faar shurity whether " musharraf come from Pakistaniyat or did Pakistaniyat come from Musharraf"

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 Nov 2009 18:21

rsharma wrote:
conphused wonlee...did musharraf come from Pakistaniyat or did Pakistaniyat come from Musharraf..
Methinkj it ij eajier to answer "Whether murgi came firjt or andaa" but no one can tell faar shurity whether " musharraf come from Pakistaniyat or did Pakistaniyat come from Musharraf"

AoA, very simpool onlee, janab, pliss to follow da phollowing isteps to jour self enlightened.

- find a sandy area around 1300 hours
- take off your shalwar
- place your shalwarless musharraf on da hot sand
-and write a straight line with your mussharraf on the sand.
- watch carephully, what komes phirst, pakistaniyat or blisters.
Pliss to take kare yand keylear all haraam objects e.g. kanch kay pieces
before placing jour musharraf.
Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Nov 2009 02:27

[quote="Gus]
conphused wonlee...did musharraf come from Pakistaniyat or did Pakistaniyat come from Musharraf..

[/quote]

Dhiz iz a 400% kuffar kwestion assqed by 600% kaffir Ghuswaludeen . 1200% korrect answer iz Khusbbu kame phurt and dhen Djinna and dhen Pakistan oot of Musharraf. It iz reborted by the Aathroaty of Fart-ima Djinna and da old phool Liaghass Alee dhat Bakistan was berfected phor Khsuboo in Lawhore. Djinnah 's deklaration inn era oph FourPeeSession was onlee who lub Khuboo more dhan dheir Cousin Sistah arr troo Paki and in herriteer oph diz nation oph inbreeding rat Cheeldrin. Bakis haab goone asstray phrom the baath of Djjenah and remobed the bortrait of Umm _Pakummat Motorham Khusboo phrom Awane Sadar.

Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 28 Nov 2009 02:33

Haaya Allah!! Bhat izz habbeing?!

Bakistanis r pure . Dere is no hav-a-s

in here. This is a YYY nefarious design against the pure than goat's milk Mujahids of Bakistan...

I bant 3 seperate fatwas against all tha three Ys.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 28 Nov 2009 04:51

Hain ji saax workshaap in K'rachi?

Eye only thought that saax wark shaap waj organijed in Aiwaan-e-sadar and Aiwaan-e-Cheep-oph-Army-staff when amrikhaan Amritraj ujed to vijit.

But theej dayj saax wark shaap ij peing organijed at the drop oph a topi when tarrel than ocean deepel than mountain, pingtip to pingtip fliend, leeadaraan vijit.

aljo saax wark shaap ij being arganijed when sadar-e-bakistan or wazir-e-azam-e-bakistan ij vsjiting Fliends Oph Bakistan' matings.

Salaam
Jeeve jeeve bakistan.
Bakistan Pain-in-da-butt.

hk_sharma · Post by **hk_sharma** » 28 Nov 2009 07:59

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/d00 ... OD=AJPERES

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/d00 ... OD=AJPERES

*** Warning, not phor the faint dils. Do naat watch iph yu don't want to see a khusboo cut ub in bieces.

*** Now, note to the user: please include a warning and do not link the image inline if you must post such a gory picture. Is it best to avoid posting stuff like this.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Nov 2009 08:45

Hello pholks, achmed da paki iz bakc
Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"/ Bin Laden coming to town . Must baaatch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 Nov 2009 08:59

Kushboos say, "No to Ghas phor GUPO pill"

Kushboos learned phorm Bakistani beepuls brotesting against Curry-langur pill.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Nov 2009 09:04

Anujan Mian
Bhere iz the Baki National sign bich sayzs "All deliveries to be made in the Rear" !!

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » 28 Nov 2009 17:15

I see Bakistani rabidness in this..do you people see it.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 28 Nov 2009 17:19

huh, bhat rabbit-ness are jou talking about you hindu-joinist YYY agint ?
are jou filling en-vee, hain ?

bakistan is albayz ahed oph yindia, in pizza eating or gubo-doing.