Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 22 Aug 2010 14:04

But how will Mahdi and Jeesus travel to Yahoodi and Yindu lands biraather? I hear Ishreali and Indian roads 400% worst than our Saudi and Pak roads..so motorcycling will be the best aaption..our pirathers are already prakticing for the Ghajwa..lookie here..

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 22 Aug 2010 14:54

VikramS wrote:From DefAndDumb

Ghazwa E Hind has now transformed to Ghazwa E America-Europe

Then finally Muslims will have the resources and brainpower to become the biggest power on earth. Imagine 100 million Americans and Europeans becoming Muslim and the enormous boost Islam will get from that. They will become the leaders of Islam and carry Islam for the next few hundred years. [/b]

That is the start of the Golden Age on earth and the Muslims will be the leaders, inshallah. There will finally be peace and prosperity for all mankind.

This bost was written py a YY agint onlee. Bhy do we need 100 million Umreekans and Jewropeans to pecome Ijlamic to increaje our gloree ? Hain jee?? We Arapian Bakisatanis are genie-asses py ourselves onlee

Chandragupta · Post by **Chandragupta** » 22 Aug 2010 20:33

Capsson Time!

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 22 Aug 2010 21:14

^ ^ Abdul, cover your dingdong and just throw the baksheesh.
Aoa

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Aug 2010 23:04

Made in Iran bird set to rule Pakistani skies

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 22 Aug 2010 23:17

bun phustrated paqi....

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 22 Aug 2010 23:37

AoA, bliss to notis holey arap way oph bandook phyrr..

meanbhile, back in LMU..

errm..bhat ij thij, hain?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Aug 2010 01:37

amdavadi wrote:bun phustrated paqi....

Kaa ka ka ka Kiran

Baki version of Pat E Condell

naren · Post by **naren** » 23 Aug 2010 10:12

Bho carej apout Bakissasstan?

BTF ? Be habe naat crojjed the kuffar tsunami aid yet ? I ishtrongly condom thij act of treasury. It ij our birth right to reshieve aids. Be musht take thij to the UN.

We musht go on ishtrike just like Kanada did.

Salam

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 23 Aug 2010 13:36

Jesus (AS) in his fight against Israel
nice imagination

I think some people dont have any job other than imagining things

niran · Post by **niran** » 23 Aug 2010 16:58

amdavadi wrote:bun phustrated paqi....

some infedal gayab da bideo.
jeehard be upon him

archan · Post by **archan** » 23 Aug 2010 18:06

niran wrote:
amdavadi wrote:bun phustrated paqi....

some infedal gayab da bideo.
jeehard be upon him

It waaj onlee a matter of waqt...
did any qaffir save it?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Aug 2010 18:08

saving is haraam
only jesus saves, and he is nat the prafet
how can abdul save?
stone him

James B · Post by **James B** » 23 Aug 2010 18:13

archan wrote:
amdavadi wrote:bun phustrated paqi....
some infedal gayab da bideo.
jeehard be upon him
It waaj onlee a matter of waqt...
did any qaffir save it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ameGYuD6NZc

some one bliss to save this naPakistaniyat in open.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 23 Aug 2010 18:13

naren wrote:Bho carej apout Bakissasstan?

BTF ? Be habe naat crojjed the kuffar tsunami aid yet ? I ishtrongly condom thij act of treasury. It ij our birth right to reshieve aids. Be musht take thij to the UN.

We musht go on ishtrike just like Kanada did.

Salam

cimple resun ----it is in arapised versun--as bakis are araps hence for the mother of all baki disasters-- donations are ~~reversed~~ arapised

niran · Post by **niran** » 23 Aug 2010 18:51

James B wrote: some one bliss to save this naPakistaniyat in open.

AoA
eye hape saved eet. yand khbardar!! iph any oph you even think oph picking
istone, eye will dispatch 10 farting camels fart crate to each. i hape aljo
obtained proper fartgwa from mdarssa-e-fartgwa

Salam.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 23 Aug 2010 20:34

A product to satiate the inner bakistaniyat in every see-near mulla

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 24 Aug 2010 12:19

amdavadi wrote:bun phustrated paqi....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ameGYuD6NZc

Favorite quotes from the bhedio:

"Kutte ke bachon, Haraam-zaadon, Behench*d Bakistaniyon.. U Bloody GUPOdoer Musharaff-Holes.. "

"Tum logon ko koi visa nahin deta.. aur jab milta hai to border par khaal udhed deten hain tum logon ki.."

"Tum logon ka band na baja diya to mera naam Jamal Takko nahin.."

niran · Post by **niran** » 24 Aug 2010 13:33

AoA

Sailab has been unable to douse the phyaire

32 dispatched with 40++ in waiting list

meanwhile:
Yamayreeka helps populashun kontrol

Salam.

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 24 Aug 2010 17:14

I presume most ads are from bakistanis.

Hello people. I am most welcome here.

niran · Post by **niran** » 24 Aug 2010 18:24

stinkybread wrote: I presume most ads are from bakistanis.

Hello people. I am most welcome here.

wellkomein! birader, your phirst bost and eet eez in BENIS.
pliss to be naaming your self more infedally, you hape
naamed yourself biously, lest ebil Bhartiya AdMs come calling.

salam

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 24 Aug 2010 19:04

Birader,

My stan is heaving with bleasure as I write this bost.
I am lurking for days before I say join.

More bower to the infedals.

James B · Post by **James B** » 24 Aug 2010 23:19

Dear Biraders,

I have a booch. The lota-katora that Abduls are carrying phor begging ij phor whole phamily or phor abdul alone or phor abdul and hij kushpoo. Bliss to klariphy.

Salaaams,
Jamesullah

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Aug 2010 00:04

Dear Biraders,
I have a booch. The lota-katora that Abduls are carrying phor begging ij phor whole phamily or phor abdul alone or phor abdul and hij kushpoo. Bliss to klariphy.
Salaaams,
Jamesullah

jaim-sullah, Lota iz albays specific burpose jewtensil. Azz many Poaks dhat many Lotas iz nature'z way of keebing Aqua-librium. BDW all da lotas yand abduls salwar-shamiz arr klean. A phake photuu oph phudduz phor phirangi phools.

Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 25 Aug 2010 00:10

Baki X-Mard shpotted again, rehuscuing phuture X-mard, end taking him to hiss X-mard Madrassa.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Aug 2010 05:42

10% chaara zardar ne khaya
10% chaara Jaish waalon ke tax ne khaya
Baaki fauji le gaye
Cow, buffalo, camel and goat's milk was taken away by the Pee Emm (err, because that's his speciality, kyon ji)
Aam abdul aur uski ayeshi kya khayenge - Ghaas nahi to aur kya?

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 25 Aug 2010 07:17

Deer Birader Gagan,

How indefalus of aap to soch that our TFWE naibours will eat ghaas phoos?
They bill eat gaywhoo which unko banayega lamba and gora.

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 25 Aug 2010 07:42

Biradaron,

I feel this is haraam drink, then why is our bakistan govt pushing this down our throat?
These poeple are kar rahe hay funny stuff for roadies which again is haraam.

Why is abdul so confused?

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 25 Aug 2010 07:45

Burqa changed from stinkybread to Rajdeep.

Al Baqr bhy gibe kuffar naam in Benis hain?

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 25 Aug 2010 07:53

Burqa wearing men are in fashion.

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 25 Aug 2010 08:35

archan · Post by **archan** » 25 Aug 2010 08:59

pgbhat wrote:
Burqa changed from stinkybread to Rajdeep.

Al Baqr bhy gibe kuffar naam in Benis hain?

Ijn't the kuffar naam behtar than "badboodaar roti" which the nanha muj chose phor himself?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 25 Aug 2010 09:58

waj it badboodar roti or badboobad dadhi (stinky peard)?

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 25 Aug 2010 10:03

It waj badboodar roti, but on shecond soch badboodaar dadhi seems much bettar.
Can I request it to be changed to that

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 25 Aug 2010 10:05

hnairgolis pliss to maaf me. I habhe shared jour kartoon on phasebook. (I know I should be konducting jeehard aginst jou for drawing kartoons put I give you maaf because I shared it on phasepook bhich eej also haraam

)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Aug 2010 11:14

Cabshun blease

niran · Post by **niran** » 25 Aug 2010 11:16

Dilbu wrote:hnairgolis pliss to maaf me. I habhe shared jour kartoon on phasebook. (I know I should be konducting jeehard aginst jou for drawing kartoons put I give you maaf because I shared it on phasepook bhich eej also haraam )

bissmillah!
2 haaraam== i haaraami== 400% hallal aktivity.
now, since eye hape found you a way, pliss to be
garanting me khuspoos pheree kanada vija along with
100000 Yamreekan dollah bakshesh.

Salam

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 25 Aug 2010 12:10

Dilbu wrote:hnairgolis pliss to maaf me. I habhe shared jour kartoon on phasebook. (I know I should be konducting jeehard aginst jou for drawing kartoons put I give you maaf because I shared it on phasepook bhich eej also haraam )

Me too kummit kuffar aaf boasting the same image. My 2 goats bich I looting in the flood baters phraam LMU be given to hnair.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 25 Aug 2010 12:33

Anujan wrote: Cabshun blease

TFTA mards forcibly remove one of Tiger Woods' mistresses.

Seriously though, this has to be a 400% majorly faked photu. Notice the well manicured grass on the lawn, the tiny stream (surely she can't be flooded out from that stream) and what appears to be golfers playing in the background.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 Aug 2010 12:42

photu capsun:
jarnail's mathar-out-law eej farciblee removed by ghair mard faujis as she seeks to disrupt golf practice (aka baksheesh maanging from amreeki embassy istaff) to be istoned in kampund under strickt military-shariah law for asking phor ekstra paan in this month's rashun