Bharat Rakshak

partha wrote:^
it would be better for echh n dee but would not win uj medals because back home in bakistan all the target practice happened with shia, ahmedi becuaje of lack of yindoo targets. our brevious generatshuns have used yindoos as targets resulting in an acute shortage now.

salam.

That ij bhy bee are now digging tunnels in Caashmeer to go to India to kill aj many aj passible. Bhery eggcited!
Salam

If a swimmer accidentally drinks water in swimming pool which may have chlorine, does it break the fast? Need a fatwa for clarifying this.

Da reel konspiracy izz Owl-Epmic gaimz arr held neer Rum-Jaan munth bhen Paqqie arr naat allowed to bractice on kuffar beeple.

Two types of Haqqani, Bad Haqqani and Good Haqqani (Siraj Haqqani and Husain Haqqani)

Two types of Gilani, Bad Gilani and Naughty Gilani (Daud Gilani and Groper Gilani)

Maulaners, eyee hav ek pooch!

Urdu iz written 4m right 2 left bt the kufrs dat invented laptops, Operating Systems, social neworking sites and web forums only let us type 4m left to right. Yes, I see that it visualizes it from right to left but it still forces us to write from left to write.

Is it halaal to type then?

Also, is this a Yamriki, Yindoo, Yahoodi kanspiracy to subjugate the horse riding, Sindh raping, looting descendants of Qasim that inhabit LaWhore?

Haj Jairnail kiyanahi asked Gen Kidwai, the head of strategic forces command, what would be the effect of this on the sovirginity of Pakistan and its nuclear assets?

Bliss to explain.

partha wrote:bakistan demands the olympics organizers that they write 'shia' or 'ahmedi' on the bull's eye of the target in shooting and archery competishuns. that way bakistani athletes can aim better and win gold.

Ai nominates ju phor Nishaan-e-Bakistan phor such insaight!

Deeyaar Jirga,

I hap a broposal phor ju oph eemidate ackshun bith the olumpeeks anderbhay. Pliss to leesten yand gate abhay phrom jour phavourite goetze yand kamulz to aadress thees:

a) owar wimmen sweemars shud bhear heejab bhile sweemeeng.
b) Bhee shud uje yall awr phorce two ensure dat eeph awr wimmen sweemers tuch the phinish lyne phive meenitues aphter the phirst bhun, den dey shud bhe awardaded the goald medaal. Eye hab kalkulated dis ujing many kuffar preenceepels awbout moshun anderbhater.
c) Iph ju read the Keetab phorm left to ryght ju bhil see dat eet ees wreeten dere.

Dis bhay bhee bhil beet the Yindoos and gate most goald medalj een dee Olumpeeks

Salaam

Bakistan has pindigenously won Olympic gold medal in swimming, weightlifting, diving and shooting.

Pakistan china relationship shinier than Olympic gold medal.

Shouldn't Bakistan be a-war-did all the ow-lee-mpeak maeduls in the shooting kat-e-gori? Aren't we the undisputed leeder in IT, with specialization in AK phyr, RPG phyr, target killing etc.? It ij grave injustice that these pissful Bakis are not recognized for their feets by the ow-lee-mpeak committee and this will only strengthen the hands of the extremists who might target the eye-oh-see.

Aljo the eye-oh-see shud make the wimmens in beetch volleybaal to wear purka as it is causing temptations in the momens in the month of Ramzan.

RCase wrote:Aljo the eye-oh-see shud make the wimmens in beetch volleybaal to wear purka as it is causing temptations in the momens in the month of Ramzan.

KaffirCase, ets the maanth oph Rum_Jaam.

Anujan wrote:Bakistan has pindigenously won Olympic gold medal in swimming, weightlifting, diving and shooting.

Pakistan china relationship shinier than Olympic gold medal.

Kufr, Bakistan need not "win" any medal. There are 3 ways of getting medals.

1. Por Amerika

Aj a pront line al'lie in war againjt terror, we demand Amerika to gibe us some gold medals. Be habe lost more livej figihiting Amerikin war.

2. Por Cheena

Aj a all weather priend, we request our birathers to gibe uj some medajs. We know ju have won lot opp medalj

3. Por India

Jusht include it composite dialogue and Track I, II,III,.., etc diplomacy, like we did for Pani & Bijli. Underachiever, WKKs, RNIs would get it por ush.

Great newj!! Monalisa accebts Islam and starts dressing in bious Islamic way.

jamwal wrote:Great newj!! Monalisa accebts Islam and starts dressing in bious Islamic way.

my predickshun ij that thij photo will create another mona lisa cottage industry that runs parallel to the existing one. focus of the industry ij to research into the details of the photo which ij of little use to anyone. some future news headlines -

1. was mona lisa not smiling inside the burqa?
2. new research: mona lisa was actually sleeping inside burqa
3. it was actually a man inside the burqa: new study
..
..

and so on.

Joo missed the most important pooch:

1. Did the Qaid want monalisa to wear a burka?...
2. ...Even if she was a minority in Bakistan?....
3. ....Only in his 1947 sbeech or in all sbeeches?

Hu get da Saadkaa oph Moan al Issa's kunversion en Burkdarhsan?
Nou shee kaan broduce Baki Czilldren bith Cruizing Couzin

IEDtar janab,

what are these hockey birathers upto here?



ij it mass mijjile firing exercjie?
arap birathers creating oasis in the hockey field mistaking it for dejjert?
ij it "my mijjile biggest" contest?

They are fueling the newly pindigenously developed water car

http://www.thenewstribe.com/2012/08/01/ ... BnD5cie5vs

partha wrote:IEDtar janab,

what are these hockey birathers upto here?



ij it mass mijjile firing exercjie?
arap birathers creating oasis in the hockey field mistaking it for dejjert?
ij it "my mijjile biggest" contest?

Kuffr, this ij the whorly month of ram-jaan. Sauth Asian Arap Birathers are conphused in determining direction off keeblat in Londonistan.

Bhat ij thij baki afsar trying to do?

Somebhere in ishwat. All ij kwite on the baaa..stern front. Bith jawanj like theje, our baki motormas at home habe nothing to borry about.

Gaaji Poaqq Baconulla

After long beriod of herp fuelled anal-ysis, I have come to peleive that whoever bosts on this phorum ij a douple-agint. Logging on and bosting makes juu a halaal bious momeen but as soo as juu log off, juu peecome a RAA--See.Eye.Aye.--Moosad agint
Assk me how !

Ahem:
Pleej to notice colour of "offline" putton. It ij almost saffron
and then notice colour of "online" putton. It ij green.

I soch it ij another conspeeracy against Ijlam , Bakistan and us bious momeens and that ze Bredators oph this site pee handed over phor depreifing and takneeki transfer

to all of joo who are making fun of water kit i just want to say this -

just like degree degree hote hain..asli ya naqli, invention invention hota hain asli ya naqli

partha wrote:to all of joo who are making fun of water kit i just want to say this - just like degree degree hote hain..asli ya naqli, invention invention hota hain asli ya naqli

Kufr! Just like our dijtinguijed baloochi CM said the other din, digree ij digree, bhether real or naqli. Same same bith inbentions. Imbentions are inbentions, bhether real or naqli.

Paki Lane for Peace Project

http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/8510/poapeace.gif

i hiyar that yindia haj a shuttlecock champion? saina? just one? bah! bakistan haj many shuttlecock champions

























1 yindoo shuttlecock champ = 3 bakistani shuttlecock champs.

rsharma wrote:

Sharma-ul-haq,

Both newj arr korrect only. We have a Arapian sea in Jupiter, Baki satt'elites habe found it.

anupmisra wrote:Bhat ij thij baki afsar trying to do?

biratherly love.

During Rum-Jaan itt ij not permitted to habe biratherly love. Butt, bakis pfound an alternative.

Dureeng thees Rum Jaan, eye hab noteesed thet IEDology ij aljo objerveeng Rum-Jaan. No friddin blatj yanee moar.

Preyjed bhee birather lee lub. Hic!

^^^

No wonder the cheeni minishter is haappy.

Now i understand bhy the yindoo minister S.M.Krishna wanted to cumm to bakistan por Dialog.

waj wazir-e-cheen trying to recruit phor led rips parlour?

^
Super pic. needs world wide recognition

a pervert ij a pervert with or without burqa on wimmens.

^^^ It ij naat the fawlt of the momeen.
100 stribes to the motorham for naat wearing a halal purqa. Wimmens shud wear plack color purqa. Whyte color ij rejerved for menz as demonstrated by our arap fourfathers.
I think this motorham should get even more bunishment becauj she distracted the bious momeen from naat claiming his right hand possession of the uncovered meat next to her.

Dear brafessar,

i hab a very serious pooch, i hab few motorhams in my pious workplace, as i am aware of the fatwa that pious muzlem motorhams must breastfeed coworkers to avoid being unizlamic, my queschun is how can i ask to be breastfed in proper izlamic way?

Yours mulla sharm-e-himulla

ps. This is the breastfeeding week.
ps ps. is there any similar fatwa on pindlion ki guda?

ChandraV wrote:

He wont dare trying to do this to real pious Hoor.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8718/laalmuulhi.gif

Why is everyone debating whether the waater keet gaadi ij a frawd? Why are they asking the opinions of daaktar sabs? Shudn't we consult experts in the book uf all knawlidge if the laaws of thermodynamics are valid and ij it passible to preak waater and get more energy?

Only kaffirs don't understand ... Even the impassible ij paasible, if it ends with inshallah. Djineer Waqar must be really bious to have invented this during holy month of rum jaan.

Bhi hab proof in fraant op pure Engineering Counsil.

Our religios affairs saheb and then more ministers have broof. The cabinet met 3 times to discuss broof. Even President Zardari is happy. TB Anchors have broof. Daagtard AQ Khan has broof.
But educated on kuffr lands are conpused? The water car fraud

What the inventor, the ministers, the anchors and scientists claim on TV is wrong.
..
our leaders are lost in the dark, fumbling desperately for a miracle; our media is chasing spectacle, not truth; and our great scientists care more about being important than about evidence. It is easy for them all to get away with this. As a nation, we have proven unwilling to
..
We live in the age of jahilliya.

Kanspiracy to make beepul of purelands unhappy? Bhi are not jahilstan bhi are puristan. pure is in the name already.

Look even animals are unhappy because educated in Kufr lands dont like broops from bakis.

Lion:There was an empty look in his amber eyes, staring dejectedly beyond the bars.

One pooch: Bhen bi become short and short by inches, can bhi adopt and live on trees, hainji? Ij it why monkeys are unhappy to lose place on trees?
Can bakis like us then make food from leaves with another djinn machine?

AoA.

Bhy ij thij kufr tirying to busht our bious inbenshun bhich will benefoot all of the mankind (and sum wimmen too)? Kufr ij hurting jour sentimentj. A bun thoujand and bun lashej to him.