Bharat Rakshak

Issued to Every TFTA , To B joozed One time in Hfta , Breferably on Jummah , To reicebe Hoor chuummah, B4 meeting 4 Fathers

Did you know guggal is a mispronounciation of the bakistani legend gogro and it is haraam to make an internet shrine for it or worship it with questions?

Not only is the government acting to obtain the money made by guggal by using bakistani heritaje, it will also obtain a powerful means to remove blasfamous material in kufr lands when gogro is transferred to servers in bakistan.

no need to ask anyone about youtube after that.

"Nanha Mujahids getting hands on training in al Bakistan"

KARACHI: You can make water explode if you put Vitamin C in it. That’s what eight-year-old Hamza Humayun taught me at the Scientist Factory (SF).

Haw cum nanha wimmens without hijab are mixing with nanha mujahids?

Rakit Mard bin bijli?

Link

^^ Bhat the e-v-e-rlovin...

Anujan wrote:New technawlaji to scare all terrorists away

I soch .. maybe Motorma is not Motorma but a person with a yahoodi name - Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Mossad Agent only..

-M

had to use ad blocker to block that image

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Sheri Ban, Oh bhat wall to wall ugliness!

Mihaylo wrote:

Anujan wrote:New technawlaji to scare all terrorists away

Baki Nation-Anal Titli Yaan Lice ?

From Quadri rally beat down.

Looks like they are fighting over that purse

he he.. more Hinduish flags than baki ke flags.

vdutta wrote:From Quadri rally beat down.

Looks like they are fighting over that purse

women on left, "abe rook sali"

Caption time



* BTW i cannot figure out what is going on here. Do the para medics want to rescue him while police is still not done with beating. How is he so stiff!

Poor lad. Now i feel bad for him. Looks like he is subdued and being taken for higher officer.

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True baki sharia in akshun...
Allah's will must be followed in handing out punishment per Islam, but Allah is most compassionate and sends out rescuers too!

Have you been so mad that you beat up a car with a bicycle.

vdutta wrote:

Resh-q: He ij ourj. Go get jour own.

vdutta wrote:Have you been so mad that you beat up a car with a bicycle.

There's a nanha muhajid in the car.

What that faqas

Whyphor Abdul demanding votes for Mulla Yam Singh?

Mahendra wrote:What that faqas

Whyphor Abdul demanding votes for Mulla Yam Singh?

He ij a cleber bania. He ij offering to trade hij bysikil for the unbelieber'j car.

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Rajiv Shukla from Kongress?

joygoswami wrote:

Ij that the baki vershun of 'Show-ye-lay' with Chambal Indus gahati ka daku, or future Qadri providing multi layered brotectshun for 400% security.

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The tellibunies new secret weapon of erection destruction, making the enemy go blind - Madam Jalebi???

RCase wrote:

joygoswami wrote:

Ij that the baki vershun of 'Show-ye-lay' with Chambal Indus gahati ka daku, or future Qadri providing multi layered brotectshun for 400% security.

Dear Case-ullah-al-Cashmiri,

Dhat is Baki Khar Smasher Gullu Butt.

Regards.

^^^Diyar Joy-Go-Swamee,

Waah...kya mard hai...yaar. I feel that this is the bicchar of a mard who should become the minister of education and culture.
He will be a role-e-model to the next generation. Kya moochen hain....all proud citizens, men and women alike, should grow mooches like this mard.

Yours mard-e-moochein

Ashraf-ul-Afshith

Pure mujjlims ISIS haj releajed a map. Looks lyke they waanted to reclaim India again.

Mujjlims have a obsession with Indian lund.

I am bhey khukh to look at the map reliesed by biratharz in ISIS.
I hab a bhery insighter neuj that bhen all thij lund (the black one ju see there) mahdi-e-pak lal topi bhill raij the green phlag obher lal kila. In phakt he ij suar that it bhill happen beauj the iman-takwa-thulla fauj ij naat invovled.
But bhat kanphuje me ij iph that meanjs the hadis was ghazwa-e-behind.

kish wrote:Pure mujjlims ISIS haj releajed a map. Looks lyke they waanted to reclaim India again.

After applying for occupation to the concerned ministry and being given the run around for 3 years for gathering requisite forms, I predict they will go back to Syria.

joygoswami wrote:
Dear Case-ullah-al-Cashmiri,

Dhat is Baki Khar Smasher Gullu Butt.

Regards.

Diyar Khush-bin-Sawamee,

Are ju boling that Gullu out RAPEd nanha Blowell Bhootoe and Dus-percenti-bin-zarada-panwari? He smashed HeR Khar-bin-fashionwali? Allahamidullah, bhat a ghazi!

Doejn't Khar mean dankey==ass==butt? Did Gullu smash hij way without vijja into Khar to get hij title?

Salams!

Injured in the line of AK phyr? Beaten by their motormamaj? Nahin!! Injured bhile beating Pee-A-Tee workerj.

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No, bakis can never be beaten. (Every retreat is a victory). Those are victory bands that they are wearing from resisting the Pee-Yea-Tea TuQayee.

Weather Prediction in Pakistan

Deeya Editor Jenab,
The hole world is up in flags (not the one with 5000 foot pole that we are building) just because some Muj decided to run QA test on kaffir mfg'ed plane to see if it could stand pallets from guns'n roses made in Peshawar.
It was a random Quality check and the plane was found lacking in armor and women found in men section.

I ask you if QA tests should not be performed. Should we simply accept below standard planes from Kaffirs in Seattle. See the name itself suggests - See-at & then Le.

What if this plane would crash due to substandard maal being used. Mujahids are always ready to protect the nation and its assets.

Your Na-Shukra
Al Bagh-dada

Skanda wrote:Weather Prediction in Pakistan

Minor error in predictshun. The forecast for Peshawar should look llike N. Waziristan, except the direcshuns of the pullets are reversed!

Happy peepals oph Porkystan. In unity there ij piss

Meanwhile neuj from Pindi:

Rawalpindi: ISI chief lays foundation stone of future hiding mansion of Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi in an unknown location near Abottabad.

RCase wrote:

Skanda wrote:Weather Prediction in Pakistan

Minor error in predictshun. The forecast for Peshawar should look llike N. Waziristan, except the direcshuns of the pullets are reversed!

The forecast for Peshawar is accurate. Those are pullets flying up

-M