Bharat Rakshak

and remember, more than four dabs during butwani ij a mijjile maalish

Pehle Ayya Salala
Phir dekhi Malala
Abb ki Barr Paqqie
Will progres and do it to their Khala
And make their Ammi Saali and Abbu
Bannega new Saala!!
Subb Mill kar peeyenge Zamzam Cola
Owrr Double Lagge Ga Aqal pei Taala.

Qoshchan - Bhat ij the besht gift for parfumed anus?

^^^ Musty underpinnings explained!!! AoA.

Allah o Akhbarr!!!! Jihaaaaaaaaaaaad! La-whore via Kuwait!!! Bismillahurrehmanurrahim!



Bhaio aur Behench0do!

I cannot take this slight to personal honour of muslims. Islam is the relijjun of biss and brosperity. No muslim can ever do anything wrong, least of all a Pacquistani muslim

I hiyar Indian media claim that that the average life-span of a Pacqui terrorist is 72 hours once they cross the line of control into Indian occupied Kashmeer. This figure is even better than that spouted by the Yahoodi Koofah in occupied Palestine and holy land and Unkil Sam inspired NATO koofah in Fallujah.

The more I want to walk away from this thread, the more I am forced to return, despite the wrath of the admin-ullahs who want to force me into some sort of a sabbatical

Now if you thought the najayaz aulaads of Djinnah and his 72 hirsute virjinns were interested in anus perfumery and wondering about gifts, give a little dekko here



What the F is Abdul bin Press-photographeri trying to do? surely even the best cameras in the entire duniya can't get beyond Fat-arse Abdul Puliswaala's pakislamic rear?


Now Dekhho idhar


And Idhar


Dr Lun' Fakeer ( purely state of the fart 6th century stone age dentistry)


More on international beard day in Pa'aistan


Abduls on the left hand side seem to have a little romantic broke-back torabora dynamics going on between them



And what's it with forumindiadefence? they seem to have lifted painstakingly archived images from previous versions of this thread. Has some mullah/maulana/ayathollah/imam from here done the honours over there? Not that lifting images is the issue per se, doesnt really bother See-near Maulanas as long as the message is propagated Saada Ki?

Pliss pardon rusty Pingrezi ... been away from the language for a while

W'salam

Pa'aistan ka Matlab Kya
L'un pe Chade hamara Kya

And to end with mentor Enqyoobuddin's famous couplet
Ba ba black sheep to Sheekh Kabab
To bleeding Kaafir at Shatl' Arab

Where in the name of the holy camel are
Gaganullah
Nayakuddin
Ajaiman Al Paratroopi
Cheen-mein Anandullah
Shreemanullah
Anup al Misri
Waghera Waghera? Bositive neuj blog?


All the old hands gone?

Mahendra wrote:


What the F is Abdul bin Press-photographeri trying to do? surely even the best cameras in the entire duniya can't get beyond Fat-arse Abdul Puliswaala's pakislamic rear?

He ij trying to find the phoren hand behind all problems plaguing Bakistan.

He is photographing the 'Reliable Rear' and its 'Musty Underpinnings', while bolis chacha is groping for the 'Soft Underbelly'.

After reading the khala ate-i-kate, I have so many qooshuns for C-Near Maulaners:

1. As this is considered to be a Najis (impure) place that is not appropriate to carry or mention Allah's name(s)

As per SAUCE, while in pakistan, it is not appropriate to mention Allah, then bhy are our birathers constantly taking the name of Allah in Pakistan?

2. He/she should enter "Al khala" or the bathroom with his/her left leg and say: "Allahumma Inny A'ootho Bika Mina 'l 'khobothi Wa 'l 'khaba'ith" or: "O' Allah: I seek refuge in you from male and female noxious beings (devils or evil Jinn)"

Bhat happens if he really has to go in a hurry, like after eating lal mirchi laced pindi channa? Aljo, doejn't this contradict 1?

3. He/she should go out with his/her right leg and say: "Ghof'ranak" or "O' Allah: I seek your forgiveness". Also SAUCE used to say when going out: "Alhamdu Lillah, Allathy Afany Wa Akhraja Al Atha Minny" or: "All grace to Allah (thanks to Allah) who protected (cured) me, and relieved me from filth/harm"

If Allah relieved and cured him, why is he asking for forgiveness? What sin has he committed? Aljo, doejn't this contradict 1?

4. One should neither face nor turn his back to the "Qibla" while relieving himself. *This is actually what Islamic Housing designs should consider when building the bathrooms or toilets.

Maulaners, this calls for a fatwa to demolish all hotels and buildings and prohibit planes from flying westwards towards holy Arabia and eastwards away from holy Arabia. They have toilets and there is always the possibility of blasphemy.

5. It is Makrooh to use his right hand for this purpose or to touch his private parts with it.

A lot of our kernails and jernails are seen posing for photos covering their mijjile with their raight hand. I suggest that all photos, Youtube, Facebook be searched for beoble who have their right hand covering their mijjile and made bull-cutlet. (I guess all Baki mards have to be lefties when they have to do one-hand prayer )

5. cleaning ourselves with less than three stones.

Isn't that like the pagan trinity gods or is that to give practice to the Momeen for the stoning rituals?

6. "The SAUCE said: avoid the two cursed things:
whoever urinate in the roads people pass by, and under the shadows where they rest"
In a hole in the ground or a hole in the wall

Isn't it OK to urinate anywhere in Pakistan as the hole cuntry is pakistan?
Aren't all toilets holes in the ground and urinals holes in the wall?

Islam is the only complete religion of biss handed down to all mankind, for any time, that talks about how to piss.

Could butt-vani be thunder before the lightening of a pindi channa exblosion?

OUTRAGE AT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ISRAEL!!

ARABS IN PEACE LOVING NATIONS LIKE BAKISTAN, SYRIA, TUNISIA ETC. SHOULD STAND SHOULDER TO SHOULDER TO PROTEST THIS NEEDLESS LOSS OF LIFE IN ISRAEL!!

OUTRAJE! BAKISTAN IJ THE BIGGEST VICTIM OF MOSSAD CONSPIRACIES YET GAZA GETS ALL THE SYMPATHIES. WHY THIS DISCRIMINASHUN BETWEEN ARABS?

Imran will solve the Israel Palestine issue within 90 days of getting elected

Somebody tell Imm the dim that Israel -Palestine issue isn't the same as Chabad House

Anujan Bhrata all Ok with you?

Doing just fine. May your cave be always filled with goats.

^^^ in fact, a goat full of caves, or waj it vice-versa?, has kept him off the dhaaga for too long!

Anujan wrote:Doing just fine. May your cave be always filled with goats.

May your cave be always filled with goat's!?

AK Phyyyyr
AoA
A momeen haj made the best goal against the angrez team.
I am suar thiz bill gib laat of inspirashunz to the moojahidz. Bhat to say abar mujahidz can do better controlled manuvar aj be hab pindi chana gas and historikal juse oph musharaf.

Admin mullahs is naam change bossipal? Given my history here I think it would be a nahi nahi

More people killed in last week in Karachi than in Gaza. Atleast now will our birathers agree that we are araps?

RIP Bal Thackeray

^ Mehdi, Tussi great ho!

Now Pakis can play cricket in Mumbai freely with their Dhimmi-brotheren across the border.

Bhaat ij going on in our sadaks todin? All of a suddenly bhee are notijing lotj and lotj of ghadhaj freely roming around ebery bhere aj if they onwed thij nashun. Pleaj to kindly eggjplane thij noo phinomena. Pleaj dekho below:

Anup Al Misri

I take it that the Pawki Abdul bin Einstein is trying to make the tempo run on Donkey-power instead of 1350 Bhp engines

I cant seriously fathom what the phuck is that salwar clad inbred big Tanveer trying to do to the unsuspecting gadha

Mahdi-hind-raa,

I sooch the gadha spotted some peautiful uncovered ayesha in yhe bus and did what comes normally to bious mommen mards to secure their right hand possessions. The two shalwar clad inbreds gadhas are egging him as they are clearly below the four gadha sharia limit!

RCase wrote:Mahdi-hind-raa,

I sooch the gadha spotted some peautiful uncovered ayesha in yhe bus and did what comes normally to bious mommen mards to secure their right hand possessions. The two shalwar clad inbreds gadhas are egging him as they are clearly below the four gadha sharia limit!

Caseulllah bin Khullamkhullah, joo mean to say the biouj gadha ij searching for hij right hand in the bus?

suarly, that bicchar waj kheenched in Sir-gadha, er i mean sargodha?

Diyar Anup-al-Misri-bin-Nooyarki,

It is Makrooh to use his right hand for this purpose or to touch his private parts with it.

Did joo naat read the hardees and soon-aah? Bious Baki gadhas always brotect their left hand for mijjile malish and showering biss. The rite hand ij free for grabbing on to other posseshuns and I sooch that is where the term came from!

anupmisra wrote:Bhaat ij going on in our sadaks todin? All of a suddenly bhee are notijing lotj and lotj of ghadhaj freely roming around ebery bhere aj if they onwed thij nashun. Pleaj to kindly eggjplane thij noo phinomena. Pleaj dekho below:

Bolis Bost onlee. Kanstabl Ghadda-ud-din

eye hiyar that mullahs these dins are dancing a merry jig singing "burkha ke peeche kya hai? burkha ke peeche? hijab ke neeche kya hai, hijab ke neeche?"
maybe they are playing kuRi da ghuran with kuRi-phatakas onlee these dins?

Translation: Grow the brain before the beard

Place: Tunisia

Ya arraah and Burur on the motorhams in the photu. Lot of things can grow in addition to brain and beard.

In phact Maulaner, I yam growing as we speak.

Jinga-linga ya mauth?

jinga-linga until maut..

Atriji tussi great ho

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... udary.html

Sau choohe khaakar billi haj ko chali gayi..

Mahendra wrote:Allah o Akhbarr!!!! Jihaaaaaaaaaaaad! La-whore via Kuwait!!! Bismillahurrehmanurrahim!





What the F is Abdul bin Press-photographeri trying to do? surely even the best cameras in the entire duniya can't get beyond Fat-arse Abdul Puliswaala's pakislamic rear?

Diyar Maulana Mahdi,

there eej an apdul chhachajaan delikately being loaded onto the truck phor debriefing
while hee eej proving his innocence on da top oph his awaj

mainay kuch nahi kiya

so the bhaijaan apdul eej pulling out da evidence since no evidence no kan peroof any missdeeds
and all kan be biraderly again.

Salam.

Atri wrote:Sau choohe khaakar billi haj ko chali gayi..

Are ju suar that dijj suar had only choohe and no suar ?