Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

kancha · Post by **kancha** » 16 Dec 2014 16:18

Take that .. you eeeeevil Yindoos!

Skanda · Post by **Skanda** » 17 Dec 2014 06:17

AoA

deejay · Post by **deejay** » 17 Dec 2014 06:25

^^^ I saw a movie long time back - Debbie Does Dallas

niran · Post by **niran** » 17 Dec 2014 06:55

Finally after a loooong taime dhamakedar Bojitibe neuj!
Peshabwar- NSN Peshabwar desk: Alla pasand true momeen yesterdin cleansed Peshabwar of haram english learning uncovered head and ankle females ishtoodents and teachers, along with beardless harami male teachers and ishtoodents. The akshun came after repeated complaints about haram aktibities in the said iskool, Maulana Guhpaad khan senior ispokeperson of the TTP whose mujaheeds carried out the cleansing act clarified: "iskools are haram, Madarsas Halal, garls ishtoodent teachers haram onlly Bearded Maulanas teachers are Hallal"
this was the limit of English for the wise Maulana. The score is 160 plus dispatched similar in waiting list.
NSN

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 17 Dec 2014 09:38

https://twitter.com/IndiaHistorypic/sta ... 7188523008

Djinnah trying to take his frustrations on a kutta

Yagnasri · Post by **Yagnasri** » 17 Dec 2014 09:43

^two of different variety and he is afraid to take it on the bigger one.

By Al Kutta is haram right?

habal · Post by **habal** » 17 Dec 2014 10:30

I see three dogs in the picture, which one ij djinnah ?

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 17 Dec 2014 10:52

habal wrote:I see three dogs in the picture, which one ij djinnah ?

The one in the black coat... oops, there are two of them

I mean the one in black coat and wearing a western style 'patta' on the neck... oops, there are still two of them

Let me try again... he is the one sitting on all four... oops, now there are three of them

Let me try one more time... he's the one trying to have seks with an animal... now it should be clear who is Mr Jinnah

niran · Post by **niran** » 17 Dec 2014 12:53

habal wrote:I see three dogs in the picture, which one ij djinnah ?

the one with black coat and white whiskers.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 17 Dec 2014 12:58

the while dog seems to be very happy

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 17 Dec 2014 13:02

There are two of them - Western and Eastern. The western one is ~~tall,~~ short & fair, whereas the eastern one is ~~short,~~ tall & dark. Both of them sitting on a green carpet of the future food of Bakistan. What choices for a Saville Row gent, life's a bitch!

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 17 Dec 2014 13:28

I would like to ayks the maulaner regarding the animal elektrikal eel. Having been brought to my attenshun its yooje py haraam kufr. Iph it ij halaal, then what ujes of the elektrikal eel are sankshuned in al-kitaap.

Finally, iph it ij halaal, then are the kuphr stealing our elektrikal eels?

bs: baskistan a distanbt sekund, talipaan unsuksellphul. Sertain peearreff bosters ubset bakistani children not resieveiung attenshun!

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 19 Dec 2014 08:40

Kuschan: What ij not hosed down aphter a shooting in bakistan?
Ansaar: Mal-e-laila's uniphorm for display in Oslow.
Kushcan:why?
Ansaar: Pekauje it ij stained prown, baskistaan's nashnal kalar.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Dec 2014 11:38

^^^
Shree-rahmanullah,

Wrang! They did not hooj it down becauj Mal-e-laila did naat become shaheed and survived aphter shooting.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 19 Dec 2014 12:17

^^^ When you are right, you are right. I have no goat. But here, take this electric eel and go into that cave and do whatever you young ones do these days. You have earned your jumma reward.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 19 Dec 2014 18:59

Djinna got a TFTA habit with TFTA dog as a reward phor loyalty.

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 19 Dec 2014 23:32

What do you have against the dogs? Look at the face of the little dog that pig is trying to RXXE

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 20 Dec 2014 14:03

If I may sidetrack, who among us is the al-krate, who else wanted to keep track of the happenings in the other positive neuj? please chime in. rest of readership, please to forgive and ignore.

also, can anyone check on the take by that al-baki positive news site and their take on recent matches?

much obliged.

habal · Post by **habal** » 20 Dec 2014 17:11

Afridi's rephuses to shake hands ..

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Dec 2014 05:18

Look at what Yindia haj done to phuchar of Bakistan... Not only have they made them learn Hindi, but now they are worshipping Agni devoota with phool offerings. Ju can also ispot nanha raa ajints.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Dec 2014 05:32

How can this be malsi?

There ij no pook.
Ther are no hejobs.
There are no beards.
'Killing innocent people is not Islam' ij inkarrickt, it should be only for 'innocent muslims'.
Islamic scientists inevented the camera, so why ij apdul saying 'we are naat here to take selfies'?

All of them don't look like TFTA Bakis. They all must be Yindian ajints like jasoos Ajit Doval.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Dec 2014 05:34

Ispot the kaffir!

habal · Post by **habal** » 21 Dec 2014 18:54

nahiiiiiiin nahiiiiiiin nahiiiiiiiin
band karo yeh atyachar .. yeh hain pakistan kee guhaar

India won kabbadi world cup by rigging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-x3fwdtPoo

Mukesh.Kumar · Post by **Mukesh.Kumar** » 21 Dec 2014 20:11

What a way to get your 72, but through the offices of a Khuspoo.
Thus the Wrap 4farters show the way

deejay · Post by **deejay** » 21 Dec 2014 21:04

^^^ Ya Arraah!!! What all will we see!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Dec 2014 04:51

Baki Fourfather is Saffron

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 23 Dec 2014 10:06

That particular dunkey image is less strange (only a theft) than seks in the dejert. The man stole the dunkey and aj he was tying it (in the middle of the dejert?, he received three kicks to head and chest which were enough). That is the aggsplanashun.

Put there are videoj of mujahids deprived of ayeshas taking it out on goats and dunkeys that have shown up before in militaryphotos of all plases. I have not seen those and ask that you too save your brain sells and not search for them.

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Dec 2014 10:23

Maulaners,

bhaat in the south asia ij Yindian Kabaddi kaptaan doing to Bakistani Kabaddi kaptaan?

Let jour creative juices flow.

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Dec 2014 10:30

Gagan wrote:Meanwhile...
Four more polio cases detected in Pakistan

No doubt saajish by bharat...

Did anyone else notice that aj number of polio cases decreased in Yinda, it increased in Bakistan. Susbicion aj high as himalayas.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 23 Dec 2014 12:42

Partha,

The kuschen to aysk is who appears to be the fair one, and even if superior tightness was to be contemplated, thrn for how long?

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 23 Dec 2014 12:45

partha wrote:
Gagan wrote:Meanwhile...
Four more polio cases detected in Pakistan

No doubt saajish by bharat...
Did anyone else notice that aj number of polio cases decreased in Yinda, it increased in Bakistan. Susbicion aj high as himalayas.

Which is scientifik. Polio virus can be karried in fekal matter. Unless the rivers start flowing bakwards, its not just elekricity the banias are stealing, its also what they are replacing it with.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 23 Dec 2014 14:35

member_27991 · Post by **member_27991** » 24 Dec 2014 10:13

Below PIC proving Goat Sunna in Baulkistan.https://m.facebook.com/deccannews/photo ... &source=57

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 25 Dec 2014 08:45

Old but gold:

Bakistan launches WATF mijjile.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 28 Dec 2014 22:40

wrong at so many different levels, cant think of one reason why it looks weird.

Apparently a real photo shoot called guddu and shani brom al bakistan.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 28 Dec 2014 22:47

It is wierd only in one way: Should not guddu be on top of Shani? Trying to search for the "Pindaliyon ka Gooda", or if truly ijjlamic then searching for Musharraf?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 29 Dec 2014 01:03

Thij eij true baki Airyan horse djinn that eats pindi chana and runs like a horse.

The baki djinn can also read sign boards which bious haj wrote for bious djinns.

AoA.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 29 Dec 2014 06:33

What blahsphemy Ayesha mounting a Man-e-mare

If you dekho carefoolly it is not a godha its a godhi

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 29 Dec 2014 06:37

As iph on quuu, I bresent to you, xbost from the nukkad jirga association:

chetak wrote:Horse p@rn@graphy??? Really advanced society, almost like pakistan .

30-year-old arrested for performing oral sex on a horse

By Agencies |Posted 26-Dec-2014

New York: A man in Wausau, Wisconsin, is facing bestiality charges after being suspected of performing oral sex on a horse.
Jared Kreft (in pic), 30, was arrested last Wednesday after deputies in Marathon County responded to a call about strange goings-on in a Wausau barn, according to TheNorthwestern.com.

When they arrived, they saw Kreft near a horse wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the areas of the crotch and butt.
The suspect also had a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly in his possession, as per court documents. Police said Kreft allegedly admitted that he had been performing oral sex on the horse in the barn, which came about after viewing “horse ***** according to the Metro.
Marathon County District Attorney Kyle Mayo said the case is unlike any he’s seen previously. “It’s unique. We don’t have very many of them in the county or really across the country, so it’s a unique case,” he told WKOW TV.
Deputies searched Kreft’s apartment in the city of Wausau, and allegedly found a small amount of marijuana, the Wausau Daily Herald reports.
Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records.
He remains in Marathon County Jail, unable to post a $2,000 bond, WSAU.com reports, and is due in court on Tuesday. — Agencies

Ewe!

In November, a university student alleged to have had sex with a sheep was arrested. He told police he was stressed out about a midterm exam, and had been drinking. The 23-year-old is alleged to have been found having sex with an ewe by a fellow Fresno State University student who heard bizarre noises coming from a barn on campus.

Homesick paki??

This should also go in the Bositive neuj phrom USA thread. Bakis and their love of Arapian horses (and miscellaneous bakras) has been now picked up by one of their four fathers.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 30 Dec 2014 08:31

Ij it contajious like ebola?