Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

dinakar · Post by **dinakar** » 28 Nov 2009 17:44

As of 2009, Pizza sales in pakistan generates $2 billion annually

Diyer IEDitar, wen(not our taller than mountain wen, it iz ingleesh wen) our land of pure is able to generate $2 billion in Pizza sale annually, why we need kerry lugar ka dollar. See we have our own pizza dollar. This is YYY conspiracy only..

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 28 Nov 2009 19:28

errm... bhat ij thij? raakitmard's wet dream, hain?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Nov 2009 19:43

As ujual you kaffirs are udaaying mazaa of Bakistani Pizza

hiyar is peroof

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Nov 2009 19:47

Sbechal Feco-oral route dysentry(FORD) Pizza

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Nov 2009 19:52

Bosted bithout kament

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Nov 2009 20:08

Diyar Char-li-uddin
your note on pak-e-pizza says it is filling the vacuum, that is why it is $2Bn, because there is so much vacuum belast in pakistan these dins
the answer is in the notes
Lalpraf

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 28 Nov 2009 21:37

AoA YYY kaanspiracy expojed in pijja repoting..

http://www.wikinvest.com/stock/Yum!_Brands_%28YUM%29

Bhat ij this? No Baikistan in rebenue segment in millions for Pijja jhopdi product?? Hain?

We habh one pijj jhopdi that has 500000000 bakis who can eat grass toppings in krachi.

Phatwa to be given learnid maulanas..

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Nov 2009 22:12

Diyar Har-abu Bans

Pizza is kaptive market phor Bakistan, once you eat Pizza in Bakistan it stays in Bakistan, prevents brain drain you see! and adds to the Gross Domestic byporduct

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 28 Nov 2009 22:35

rebosting mah-e-endra bichar ....but kliecked thru RAA agent camera..plij to see hidden messages

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 28 Nov 2009 22:39

Love at first sight.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 28 Nov 2009 22:57

dhoop, raet, paani and a taapless babe

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 Nov 2009 05:12

Gasp!!!
Most Haraam!
Ju are posting bhoto oph pakistani baywatch on thij dhaga. And that ij plond haired Bamella Undersun frolicking in the sand.

Ju should pe knowing that theej ij Phamily phorum.

Theej ij a cons-pee-racy to bollute the minds oph ordinary apduls and maulanas.

Jours heart-preakingly
Mulla Gagan-ulla.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 29 Nov 2009 05:13

One day in bakistan.....Only in bakistan.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 Nov 2009 05:15

Why ij the patloon oph the gentleman 3rd from the left next to bolismard geela?

Too much pee pee or pakistan along with pee pee.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Nov 2009 05:41

jamwal wrote:dhoop, raet, paani and a taapless babe

Khawind, Begum and Woh !! or Victoria No 203
Khushboo kehat hai, Thora sa thehro
Kiya Khusboo ne Muji se Wadha, Poora hoga Lahori irada
Pehle tum mujhse Nikah banayo, Fifth Begum ka Talak karo
Phir Amiro-momin ki pious witness banayo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i5OaMoXvNk

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 29 Nov 2009 05:54

jamwal wrote:dhoop, raet, paani and a taapless babe

Bakri seems to be resisting "nahi, nahi, hamay paani mein na layjao! Log kya kahengay?"

niran · Post by **niran** » 29 Nov 2009 08:08

Diyar Aditor Janab,
Assslamalaykum,

NSN report bojitibe khabar phrom Isulmisbad

NSN(Phestibal khabar Desk)
Perjdant Zarda10%i in a move consistent with Kurbaane oph Ied-ul-juha
has religiously relinquished his hold on da Newklear Bum putton to
Janab wazir-e-alla Gilly-al-Gropi(GaG) beeti raat.

When asked by mean spirited pesky ebil infedal reborters that eej the move
influenced by GaG's persistent malishing yand groping oph the putton?
red phaced Bress ophisar Goo Poo Ali replied" absolutely not, we are 400% suar,
just perish the thought" but later on with phew krates oph zam-zam peahind hij
mussarraf he agreed that His highness 10%i eej phrustated by konstant groping
yand GUPO(we all know by who), His highness now wants ...you know who,& what, all by Hisself.

NSN(Ekonomik Neuj Desk) Wazir-e-alla GaG ekonomikal yampire eej rising tallerr yand estronger din by din
in the latest Bojitibe Neuj eet has been revealed that "Headly" the Baki born Pissnessmard kurrently
a guest of Yamreeka in grey bar Hatell eej Cousin oph GaG, Headly phather was cousin oph GaG
a son by Headly abbujan's phirst waife eej working yat GaG press ophice," no!, no!, no conflict oph interest
eej there, since GaG eej 400% righteous, he tolerate no Korruption, and terrorism eej a booming pissness
which he operate when oph to potty." Poo Ali(bress ophisar) indignantly said on qwestioning.

Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Nov 2009 09:05

Jusht hurd da rummer, Groper haz orderrred DA nu nooke button in hiz faborite udder ishtyle , Ezee to sqeeze and press diskreetly.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 29 Nov 2009 09:56

anupmisra wrote:One day in bakistan.....Only in bakistan.

Ishanding and peeing ij only for kafirs. It eej unijlamic to do that

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 29 Nov 2009 09:59

AllahoAkbar!

Brobar capshun eej:

Bakistani mards react to announcement of Agni test

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 29 Nov 2009 10:14

Masalla bakistan is the duniya leader in kushboo population, dekho how the bobulation rakkited after sebration from the SDRE yindoos. Todin we have 36 different nasals of kushboos in bakistan, 400% jayadaa than yindia.

Butt whyfor the haram IATA boking its nose in how we rear our kushboos, hain?

niran · Post by **niran** » 29 Nov 2009 10:21

enqyoob wrote:AllahoAkbar!

Brobar capshun eej:

Bakistani mards react to announcement of Agni test

Suhanalla! 400% fitting kapshun.
AoA

Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 29 Nov 2009 23:26

AoA

Bhat does Ayesha has too do bithh thee wheels?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 Nov 2009 00:53

Stupid Kafir

Do you expect Jinnu-Mushu di cousin-pappa di 2 wheeler to accomodate 4 legged Ayesha?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 Nov 2009 01:01

Baki shot by Bolis for not being Baki enough! can you imagine a Bakistani having the audacity to venture out without having a criminal record! such an insult to Djinnah

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 Nov 2009 01:05

Mullah Nayakuddin auditioning for the remake of Angry young man aka Jaanbaaz Bakistani Mard

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 Nov 2009 01:08

$2 Billion in Pizza sales and 4 million Phds(Pure Hashish Dealers)

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 30 Nov 2009 10:50

Oben air pakri saloon

sreeji · Post by **sreeji** » 30 Nov 2009 11:02

Please to watch this video to see Zakir Naik giving advice on sharm sharm with the kamel and other things. I am very much excite about this.

James B · Post by **James B** » 30 Nov 2009 13:53

Eat your dils out you Kaafirs. Bliss to see 30 reajons bhy phor kafir India hates bious Bakistan.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Nov 2009 14:41

suarly the most important rejjon ij that Pak mijjiles are so much bigger than yindoo mijjiles!?!?!?!

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 30 Nov 2009 17:09

sreeji wrote:Please to watch this video to see Zakir Naik giving advice on sharm sharm with the kamel and other things. I am very much excite about this.

"Otherwise it will bite it off"

ROFLMAO - Rolling on the floor laughing my musharraf off !!

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 30 Nov 2009 20:35

James B wrote:Eat your dils out you Kaafirs. Bliss to see 30 reajons bhy phor kafir India hates bious Bakistan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXZVq6Zz5H4

diyar IEDatar,
I toh bery broud yand habby thet bakistan is ahid in so manny area than yindia.
bat, bhat is maulana and phuture baki prezident lal-topi zaid hamid meaning by dis ?

sarry for the small bichchar, kufr imag-e-sheikh no give big bichchar.

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 30 Nov 2009 23:13

Miandad fears India will pip Pak in race for China market

"Miandad believes that with cricket slowly gaining popularity there, in a few years time China is bound to be a big market for the sport and offers infinite possibilities in many areas including trade and sports good business," the source said.

He said Miandad was very upset recently when he learnt that the BCCI had arranged a training tour for the Chinese women players in Mohali.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/spor ... 284767.cms

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 01 Dec 2009 02:44

Zardari in his traditional Bakistani dress poses in front of Parliament

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 01 Dec 2009 02:55

Comic-e-relief from Bakistan in the face of grave injhustice and Islamophobia in Federeristan

Yahya Mujahid, a spokesman for Islamic charity Jamaat-ud-Dawa - accused of being a front for the banned Lashkar-e-Taiba radical insurgent group - also decried the referendum as a blow for inter-faith harmony.

'This new decision violates the principles of mutual understanding and religious tolerance,' Mujahid said.

Pakistan announced swift sanctions against Switzerland, has banned Bakistanis from visiting Switzerland with proper visas and has refused to allow Roger Federer to play tennis in Pakistan. Federer who recently lost single handedly to Aisam whatshisnameullah in a doubles match had publicly said that Pakistan was the final frontier that he wanted to conquer. Experts have drawn an interesting parallel between Federer and Alexander, the readers of NSN would recall that Alexander had conquered most of the known world before he was defeated by the Pre-Pakistani Mughal king AAK Niazius

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 Dec 2009 07:22

Mahendra wrote:Pakistan announced swift sanctions against Switzerland, has banned Bakistanis from visiting Switzerland with proper visas and has refused to allow Roger Federer to play tennis in Pakistan. Federer who recently lost single handedly to Aisam whatshisnameullah in a doubles match had publicly said that Pakistan was the final frontier that he wanted to conquer. Experts have drawn an interesting parallel between Federer and Alexander, the readers of NSN would recall that Alexander had conquered most of the known world before he was defeated by the Pre-Pakistani Mughal king AAK Niazius

Furthermore, there will now be a blanket ban on pookies buying Swiss watches, chocolates and knives anywhere inthe world, which will surely lead to the collapse of the Swiss economy. Pookies have been advised to withdraw all their hard earned money from Swiss banks, thus potentially leading to the banks closing down. Dus Percenti will lead this charge. No more dozens of Swissair flights to pookistan. All banned. All paki kids studying in Swiss preparatory schools have been asked to report to the nearest puki embassy for a trip to better co-ed schools in pukistan in Swat (the Switzerland of the east). All renowned paki scientists working on the CERN project have been asked by the pooki government to resign from their senior posts and return to Kahuta for a better future. Ah, yes! Why forget the goats? There will no more inter Swiss/puki goat breeding programs. This will certainly lead to the fall in quality of Swiss mountain goats, which will no longer be surefooted.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 01 Dec 2009 09:52

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid= ... pqm_cJC7XU

“We need enormous public support to defeat terrorism,” Gilani said. “We will not get that if the Americans interfere without us having asked for it.”
The drone attacks “do no good because they boost anti- American resentment throughout the country.”
Foreign Elements
The revolt in the tribal areas is driven by foreign elements, the prime minister said. The terrorists “are not Pakistanis, they are Uzbeks, Chechens, Arabs and Afghans.”

Pliss to enliten bhy ij gilly groper boling that mujahids are not bakis. Bhy ij he aljo klaming that Araps are phorin, bhile every mard knows bakis are araps are shame shame, ebery pure baki ij dissendent of araps onlee.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 01 Dec 2009 09:56

James B wrote:Eat your dils out you Kaafirs. Bliss to see 30 reajons bhy phor kafir India hates bious Bakistan.
:

I need a list of 10 or 20 "Icons" of Pakistan which make Pakistan stand out in the world as ideas for a video to praise my country - Bakistan

eg National bird "predator djinn"
Religion "Talibanism"
National sport - Daniel Pearl, Mumbai
5 star resorts Marriott, Swat golf course
Miss Pakistan khushboo
IT prowess etc

negi · Post by **negi** » 01 Dec 2009 10:01

Pscientist-e-azam- Photochor

Bah-darr Kamandoo- Jarnail Mushraff

Moral Exemplar - Gilly duh Groper

Wimmen bower: Shrillin/Meera

Hornest and Bious : Daj bercenti

Strut-e-jist: Jhandu Hamid / Hamid Gul