Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Aug 2014 10:54

^^^
MahadindiRAW,

Martiallaw! Hajn't allah blessed Bakistan with one of the world's largest copper depojits?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Aug 2014 10:58

RCase wrote:^^^
MahadindiRAW,

Martiallaw! Hajn't allah blessed Bakistan with one of the world's largest copper depojits?

World's liargest Crapper Debosits , Yess. Yand Grrowing by da minnat.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Aug 2014 15:40

Peehold!! The nanha baater bhaicyckle injin-near. He ij produshing bijli by cyckling in the baater.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Aug 2014 19:35

^^ Not only bijli, bith right amount oph Pindi Chana, he can also turn into Bakistan's phirst indigenously bowered hydrofoil....

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Aug 2014 04:37

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the ... 12-ranked/

bakistan's gift to bresident obama.

199. Pakistan, 2010:
8″ × 5″ sterling silver bowl, presented in a green presentation box

probably had one too many of those begging bowls?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 Aug 2014 08:07

^^^
Al-Bakistan ij the Benice oph the East

AoA!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 Aug 2014 09:39

anupmisra wrote:Peehold!!

Deiyar Aid-eatar janaap,
Plij gibe Al-moshara 1000 stribes. He ij asking eberypody to hold their bee!
Ploody munafiq doej naat know that holding bee ij pad phor the brostate and will cauje diphiculty in sharam sharam with goats

w/salam

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 05 Aug 2014 12:33

Bliss to see the last brofit, Hazrat Bin Jayeed Hamied, a true momin, and a raakit mard.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 05 Aug 2014 12:40

blease phut NSW bharning

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Aug 2014 20:34

Gagan wrote:^^^
Al-Bakistan ij the ~~Benice~~ Benis oph the East

AoA!

Gaganullah, there ij the karrict sbelling.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 Aug 2014 22:17

Hazrat Jahil Ham-ied's (Piss Be Upon Him) raakit appears to pe very ismall, I yam thinking it ij shaart and daark like an RPG, naat laang and phair like Ghori or Gajnaveeee

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 07 Aug 2014 00:16

Here eij pure lands people helping themselves after doing very pious action in independent lands of pure.

Eij getting caught after looting haraam or halaal? - Pleaj to answer w.r.t. getting caught within pakistan and naat outside.

Naat-getting-caught,
Helping-myself-ullah

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Aug 2014 22:54

AoA!
NSFW, Not safe to view at all !!!

Baki mulla celebrating hij luvv with a Shemale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZmKMXL4adg

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Aug 2014 22:57

AOA!
Plij to watch phor jour biewing bleajure onlee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3sn6FsHotQ

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Aug 2014 23:00

OMG !
NSFW !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ve4VARPmL0

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Aug 2014 23:03

LOL!
Phull fleged diss-play oph Bakistaniyat !!! NSFW Language

wig · Post by **wig** » 09 Aug 2014 09:31

In an odd twist the local cleric from Pakistan has produced a fatwa which is meant to ensure that Pakistani men do not marry women from Pakistan, Bangladesh, Myanmar or Chad either. The cleric has suggested that Pakistani men that wish to marry women from their own country, or any of the other three outlined, must first apply for similar consent to the Saudi government before they can proceed. The cleric Maulana Habib-ul-Yak exclusively spoke to Pakistan Today to explain his fatwa, “We must always follow Saudi Arabia, it is the capital of Islam. I am surprised I am the first one to address this issue. If the supreme country for Muslims doesn’t feel that women from these countries are fit as brides, then how can we? Any good Muslim in Pakistan will Alhamdulillah pay heed!” he said.

http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2014/08 ... ani-women/

Nikhil T · Post by **Nikhil T** » 11 Aug 2014 10:11

joygoswami wrote:Apart from Hazrat Zaheel Hamied (pbuh), plj listeen to the accent of this beech.

Oh my god. This is the funniest video ever! "Except American base in Kabul, no other base in Asia can land a B777" haha .. "Military radar can not detect a commercial airliner"

Also, this beech is the most annoying ever. Pretty sure her Amaaarican accent is a big hit at Karachi's Defence Colony circles.

Mukesh.Kumar · Post by **Mukesh.Kumar** » 11 Aug 2014 22:52

15:23 made my day.

Too funny by half

Asleep Uncleji claims that there were only 40,000 Paki troops in East Pakistan. So where did the 60,000 POWs come from. Oh wait a minute, I had forgotten djinn calculus. 1 P=10 Indians

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 12 Aug 2014 10:09

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 12 Aug 2014 11:41

Is he the 'Rage Boy' now middle aged and with a pot belly?

member_28640 · Post by **member_28640** » 12 Aug 2014 13:45

Inshallah look at the crowd waiting for their kushpoo to GUBO.
He ij true GUBO-al-Bakistaniyat

kish · Post by **kish** » 12 Aug 2014 16:52

Kufr yindoos, iph joo want tto learn angrezi cumm to al-baskistan

englishh langvage pogram

: Vocaburglary, prejentation, ejackulation & explosion all includud.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 12 Aug 2014 18:53

Mukesh.Kumar wrote:15:23 made my day.

Too funny by half

Asleep Uncleji claims that there were only 40,000 Paki troops in East Pakistan. So where did the 60,000 POWs come from. Oh wait a minute, I had forgotten djinn calculus. 1 P=10 Indians

Pardon it was 90000

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Aug 2014 08:56

^^^
It was a challenge to world conscience to let these 90,000 SOB's walk free without being tried for genocide and war crimes and facing a firing squad or the hangman. Indira Gandhi was too lenient with ZAB. She should have asked for the complete dismantling of the TSPA and airforce, surrender POK and possibly other areas of Panjab. That was a challenge to my conscience of letting the TSPA live another day.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 13 Aug 2014 09:45

Why are there kids in the postage stamp on Pakistani PoW ?

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Aug 2014 12:21

mere azeez hum watano,

Two days to go for the commencement of 68th year of our independence from kafir Hindus. On this auspicious occashun, we should remind ourselves of the great progress we have made in fulfilling jinnah's dream. Hindus are ceasing to be Hindus because of kidnappings and forceful conversions, Ahmadi Muslims are ceasing to be Muslims because of constitushun guaranteed murders, shootings and bombings, Shia Muslims are ceasing to be Muslims because of targeted killings and bombings, Christians are ceasing to be Christians because of blasphemy cases, mob attacks and targeted killings.

Alhamdulillah! Onwards and upwards.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 13 Aug 2014 12:40

Dee-air Haddi-tor Jenab,
What present walk (Kya haal chaal)?
Recently Saudi Harabia 'PBUH' passed a Fata-hua that TFTA Saudi men should not get women as wives from fort of Islam, top allai, nooclear paawer, fuuter super power, Sunni sword Al-Bakistan.
Does it mean that a new export aapshun has opened up and Saudi kajjins can now take Al-Baki sunni men as wife to Holee-Land ? Has the luck of Baki men in surma and Kajal opened up ?
Like those dark skinned kaffirs next door who keep traveling to debased western lands as so called IT eggspert, are we nou the new power.

Pleej to klarify jaldi jaldi as I need to visit red lips cheeni booti parlor and sing "sajna hai mujhe sajna ke liye"

Also Jours,
Al Paki bin Saud al Fakhri

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 15 Aug 2014 09:27

Raaakit Mard !! AOA

Ranjani Brow · Post by **Ranjani Brow** » 15 Aug 2014 14:49

A supporter of Imran Khan runs to catch an overladen rickshaw in Gujrat — Photo by Reuters

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 Aug 2014 22:25

^^^
Ij that the noo J-72 taking oph for jannat?
Or ij it PTI mujh doing ghajwa-e-behind?

Joo ours conphusedly,
Al-Rakit-Takenowloji-ul-Talib

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 16 Aug 2014 02:06

Sbot RAW agint.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 17 Aug 2014 00:29

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Aug 2014 02:58

Baikul wrote:

Bismillah
ijn't the beriscope too high to pe from a supmarine?
Eye mean the bicchar ij taken phrom a considerable height.

Maype El-Bakistan's supmarine waaj phlying in the air just like BIA airlynes

Hazrat Mehdi Jahil Ham-ied (Piss Be Upon Him) alwayj haj an eye phor such detail - he ij a wonder-fool !

Jours truly
Maulana Pin Jerox

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Aug 2014 03:02

hecky wrote:

A supporter of Imran Khan runs to catch an overladen rickshaw in Gujrat — Photo by Reuters

Piradher Hicky
Bismillah, bhaat a halal bicchar!
Plij joo see the sign on the side oph the gaddi. It ij saying "Susu Ki"
Gaddi ij doing susu, hence that poje.
That ij the poje all female goats take when doing susu

W/ salam

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 17 Aug 2014 05:42

Bismillah
ijn't the beriscope too high to pe from a supmarine?
Eye mean the bicchar ij taken phrom a considerable height.

Maype El-Bakistan's supmarine waaj phlying in the air just like BIA airlynes

Hazrat Mehdi Jahil Ham-ied (Piss Be Upon Him) alwayj haj an eye phor such detail - he ij a wonder-fool !

Jours truly
Maulana Pin Jerox

Gaganmian, Al-Bakistani pir-e-scope ij LANG yand TALL. Al-Bakistan aljo has the LANGEST and TALLEST (flag) bole in sooth ayesha.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Aug 2014 08:19

Baikul wrote:

Thij ij the bicchar of Harry Bridges Memorial Park in Laaaang Bitch, Caliphornistan, Ameeka.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 17 Aug 2014 11:51

What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your Container

She rocks my container like there is no tomorrow.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Aug 2014 18:39

Thij bill ishtrike fear amongsht joo Yinduj. An inbijible djinn pulis.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Aug 2014 21:29

Invijibull Bolis

Or are they djinns hain ji?