Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP) : 24 July 2012

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 27 Sep 2012 01:03

What is the age difference between these two love birds? she seems older than this puppy faced munna. He is also a party boy.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2012 01:23

It is interesting to note that the news was broken by some random paper in Bangladesh. An ISI plant perhaps? They seem to be influential there. Plausible deniability.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 27 Sep 2012 01:27

pgbhat wrote:Jalebi quits PTI.

Pakis and their Egos! Hate for India ought to be sufficient, but still the Pakis fail!

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Sep 2012 01:29

^
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Yeah, caught my eye too. Some obscure Bangla tabloid breaking it.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Sep 2012 01:40

Jalebi Moving UP!!
Eat your heart out .
Victoria Secret has signed her for next Lingeri Line called Jaleboxy !!

Khwab of Mujahid yaa Asli Haqqiqat ,
Hoor Ho tum Batlaao
Jannat Me Kitni Derr rahi "Ho"
Zammen pei abb Aaa Jayyo.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Sep 2012 02:51

http://dawn.com/2012/09/26/look-before-you-sleep/
Look before you sleep

Amidst heart rending news, mind boggling protests and curiosity for the fate of the new PM, it is quite pleasant to know that Kareena Kapoor will embrace Islam after getting married to Saif Ali Khan. The Islamic world will be enlightened, with better aesthetics and the hope of seeing charming faces protesting against US “aggression” instead of the mechanically motivated Mullahs, inadvertently charged unemployed youth and frantically ignited lawyers. Not that the Muslim Ummah is devoid of charm, it is just hidden in the black robe which once put on, serves as a great leveler like death for all women (whether charming or plain). Women lose their conspicuous characteristics in the robe; tBy the way Kareena’s conversion reminds me of the U-Turn PPP took on writing the wretched letter that paved the way for Mr. Zardari to complete the longest period in office as the head of a democratically elected government

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 27 Sep 2012 04:25

Maulaners RamaY, Raja Bose, and Gus: thanks for the appreciation!

Dipanker · Post by **Dipanker** » 27 Sep 2012 04:34

Taliban remove Bilour from hit-list for anti-Islam film bounty

PESHAWAR: The Pakistani Taliban say they are granting an “amnesty” to a Cabinet minister who is offering a $100,000 reward to anyone who kills the American maker of an anti-Islam film sparking deadly riots in the Muslim world.

Pakistani Taliban spokesman Ehsanullah Ehsan told reporters on Wednesday that the minister’s views represent the true spirit of Islam. Consequently, the militants have removed him from their hit list.

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 27 Sep 2012 06:48

Boo.

Nandu · Post by **Nandu** » 27 Sep 2012 07:01

Now, now, KJo, why do you hate us BRites so much? Was that really necessary?

arun · Post by **arun** » 27 Sep 2012 07:12

X Posted from the Oppression of Minorities in Pakistan thread.

Green on Green Intra-Mohammadden religion inspired violence in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, a country claimed to have been created as a safe haven for the Mohammadden’s of the Indian Sub-Continent, results in three adherents of the “Ahl-i-Tashee” aka Shia aka Shiite sect of Mohammaddenism being killed by co-religionists in Karachi:

Man, two sons among 10 gunned down

Meanwhile in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, a country claimed to have been created as a safe haven for the Mohammadden’s of the Indian Sub-Continent, yet more Green on Green Intra-Mohammadden religion inspired violence in Balochistan which resulted in an adherent of the Shia aka Shiite sect of Mohammaddenism being killed by co-religionists :

Deputy Director Geological Survey of Pakistan killed in sectarian attack: Police

arun · Post by **arun** » 27 Sep 2012 07:26

X posted from the Oppression of Minorities in Pakistan thread.

Report by MEMRI on the persecution of Non-Mohammaddens’s in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan besides Green on Green persecution targeting minority Mohammadden sects.

The frequency with which religious persecution cloaked in with mantle of Mohammadden religious piety occurs in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan severly tarnishes Pakistani claims that Mohammaddenism is a Religion of Peace and Tolerance:

Calls To Put Pakistan On Genocide Watch Amid Mounting Persecution Of Its Religious Minorities

saip · Post by **saip** » 27 Sep 2012 07:27

venug wrote:What is the age difference between these two love birds? she seems older than this puppy faced munna. He is also a party boy.

Age difference is no problem. His father was younger than his mother and if I remember even Prophet was much younger than his first wife, was he not?

Shankas · Post by **Shankas** » 27 Sep 2012 07:41

Received this email from Vonage.

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ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 27 Sep 2012 07:44

KJoishy wrote:Boo.

AAAAA!!
Sir, it's not yet Halloween, why are you scaring people like that. Seriously though, thank you for that contribution to the BRF dictionary.

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 27 Sep 2012 08:07

KJoishy

Hark! 'twas not Hamid Gul - sans the mooch,
sporting his fabulous technicolor shawl?!
Learned Maulaners, this nanha has a pooch;
where in the world is Madame's ol' P.I.S.S. moll?

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 27 Sep 2012 08:24

Early Halloween?

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Sep 2012 08:38

2 days ago there was a news report from Associated Press of Pakistan published in Express Tribune stating that Linkedin is going to setup offices in Pakistan. Guess what? Linkedin has denied any such plans

The news report has been removed from the website. But here is the Google cache version -

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/s ... clnk&gl=us

KARACHI: LinkedIn, an international professional networking platform, is planning to establish its offices in Pakistan, Board of Investment (BOI) Chairman Saleem H Mandviwalla revealed here on Monday.
Mandviwalla said that the move would help LinkedIn promote Pakistan on its widely-used website. He said he hoped that LinkedIn’s offices would be operational in Pakistan either by the end of this year, or by the beginning of next year. This will lead to the setting up of LinkedIn’s proper operations in Pakistan, he said.
The BOI chief believed that the initial investment by the company would be to the tune of $10 million, and that LinkedIn is focusing on Pakistan as one of its important markets. “This is of great interest to us,” Mandviwalla added.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/443020/link ... -pakistan/

KARACHI: International professional social networking website – LinkedIn – denied on Wednesday that it was planning open a local office in Pakistan.
LinkedIn refuted the claims of a story filed by the state-owned wire service Associated Press of Pakistan (APP), which quoted the Board of Investment (BOI) Chairman Saleem Mandviwalla saying that Linkedin was planning to establish its offices in Pakistan and invest $10 million by the end of 2012 or the beginning of 2013.
“While we are exploring some commercial opportunities in Pakistan, we currently have no plans to open a local office,” LinkedIn spokesperson Darain Faraz told The Express Tribune.
While the firm that handles global public relations activities for the professional networking website, Edelman also denied the head of the BOI’s claims, saying that Linkedin’s plans are stated inaccurately in the APP story.
However, Mandviwalla reaffirmed his earlier statement about the arrival of LinkedIn in Pakistan. “I strongly disagree with the view that LinkedIn is not going to establish its offices in Pakistan,” Mandviwalla said while speaking to The Express Tribune.

“Maybe the LinkedIn management did not want to make the news public as yet. But it does not mean it is not coming to Pakistan,” he added.

Mandviwalla also claimed that LinkedIn had issued an official statement announcing its plan to open its office in Pakistan. However, the section titled ‘Press releases’ on the LinkedIn website showed no such statement.
In a subsequent SMS, Mandviwalla informed The Express Tribune that the said LinkedIn statement was issued directly to newspapers, and not through the BOI. However, he later said it was possible that LinkedIn might not have issued the statement at all.
LinkedIn has 1.3 million members in Pakistan and 175 million members worldwide.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Sep 2012 08:43

KJoishy wrote:Boo.

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O You Boo of Poo !!
Kiddar Gaye Faaa Faaan Buu Buu
Kashmir Tho Wanhi pei Hay
Pakistan Banna Diya Big Loo.
Hamid Gul as Squid 's Lu.. and Madame Bull

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SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 27 Sep 2012 08:59

From Birmingham to 'Little Birmingham' by bus

Authorities in Britain and Pakistan are working on plans to run a bus service between Birmingham — home to a large Pakistani population — and Mirpur in Pakistan-occupied Kashmir (PoK)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2012 09:08

partha wrote:2 days ago there was a news report from Associated Press of Pakistan published in Express Tribune stating that Linkedin is going to setup offices in Pakistan. Guess what? Linkedin has denied any such plans

I also heard that the Mars rover, Curiosity, converted after landing on Mars.

Skanda · Post by **Skanda** » 27 Sep 2012 09:18

Anujan wrote:It is interesting to note that the news was broken by some random paper in Bangladesh. An ISI plant perhaps? They seem to be influential there. Plausible deniability.

Either or both of them havent denied it or use the Pakistani trademark, "baseless allegations".

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Sep 2012 10:58

Russian president Putin has postponed the much anticipated (by Pakistan) Pakistan visit indefinitely without citing any reason.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 27 Sep 2012 11:05

kmkraoind wrote:In love with Bilawal: We’ve waited enough, says Khar

.....Media reports from Bangladesh suggested that Junior Zardari received a “special gift” from his girlfriend Khar on the day of Eid Ul Fitr.

Was it a hummer?

kmkraoind wrote: But, Bilawal’s father, President Zardari is not quite happy with the high-profile romance. Reports say, “the secret affair between Bilawal Bhutto and Hina Rabbani Khar came to the knowledge of Asif Ali Zardari, when the duo was caught in compromised position inside the official residence of the President.”

I knew it was a hummer! Did Zardari saheb watch the action before bursting in, or did he come before he burst?

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 27 Sep 2012 11:30

Four male believers must actually witness the entire act in order to attest any Zina by Hina. Bilawal is a momin mard, a gold plated RAPEunna and the innocent victim of a much older predator. At most a few strikes on the pottom..... and being a Brit school alumni, flogging might actually bring back memories of good olde birching.

While Dus Percenti makes up only Pachees Percenti of the witness requirement, considering the 400% Pureland factor we can commence public stoning procedures.

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Sep 2012 11:38

Guys, while there is no smoke without fire and that there could be some element of truth, the details of the affair as published in the tabloid look murky. So give it a rest till more details emerge.

amit · Post by **amit** » 27 Sep 2012 11:43

One of the earlier reports said that Bilawal wanted to settle in Switzerland with Hina and that Benazir had stashed billion there and Bilawal was the legal custodian of that money. It could be money that Benazir baby kept on the side and away from Dus percenti.

Hina could just be gold digging here. She married a much older man who was much richer than her dad. Now she wants to move up the ladder so to speak and the icing is she gets a toyboy to play with on top of that.

Duspercenti's angst maybe over the fact that with Hina babe in charge of Bilawal he'd lose his chance of getting his hands on the Swiss riches.

This is Mughal aristocracy debauchery at its best.

Stock up some popcorn and beer. Just spare a thought for our poor beloved Foreign Minister who thought his natty sartorial sense would be enough to get Hina interested.

arnab · Post by **arnab** » 27 Sep 2012 11:55

amit wrote: Just spare a thought for our poor beloved Foreign Minister who thought his natty sartorial sense would be enough to get Hina interested.

Yes one can hope that next time our Foreign Minister meets the pak foreign minister - he would merely harden his stance rather than any other part of his anatomy

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2012 12:00

Putin's visit was supposed to co-incide with Pakis handing Iran-Pakistan pipeline contract to Gazprom without bidding.

Pakis probably thought they could pull a fast one on the Russians just like how they do with India -- Announce big deals before visit, get visit to happen, then somehow backtrack.

I feel the visit cancellation has a lot to do with Paki backpedalling on whatever deals they said they could offer the Russians.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 27 Sep 2012 13:03

While iam a big fan of Lawhori logic , smoke without fire esthyle ,

the WeeklyBlitz seems to be an eevil yindoo rag published out of BanglaPradesh, this fact slipped my mention when the rumours were being stroked in this daagha a few din back.

I think its best to wait for a denial from Blah'wall toypoy or Mr Hina which seems to be the ultimate aim of the entity which planted these rumours...

kmkraoind · Post by **kmkraoind** » 27 Sep 2012 13:08

SSridhar wrote:From Birmingham to 'Little Birmingham' by bus
Authorities in Britain and Pakistan are working on plans to run a bus service between Birmingham — home to a large Pakistani population — and Mirpur in Pakistan-occupied Kashmir (PoK)

One message from yahoo board for same article.
"If u want 2 die after 11 days, start from UK. And, if u want 2 die within 24 hrs, start from kashmir."

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 27 Sep 2012 13:40

Anujan wrote:Putin's visit was supposed to co-incide with Pakis handing Iran-Pakistan pipeline contract to Gazprom without bidding.

Pakis probably thought they could pull a fast one on the Russians just like how they do with India -- Announce big deals before visit, get visit to happen, then somehow backtrack.

I feel the visit cancellation has a lot to do with Paki backpedalling on whatever deals they said they could offer the Russians.

Whatever that is, this incident is very reminiscent of a similar proposed visit in 1949/1950 by Liaquat Ali Khan to the FSU only to withdraw it and visit the US instead. It was used as a pressure tactic against the US, the first of the many to follow until today, by a Pakistan which was unhappy with the Indian PM's visit taking precedence over the Pakistani PM's visit to Washington.

KLNMurthy · Post by **KLNMurthy** » 27 Sep 2012 13:53

SSridhar wrote:
Anujan wrote:Putin's visit was supposed to co-incide with Pakis handing Iran-Pakistan pipeline contract to Gazprom without bidding.

Pakis probably thought they could pull a fast one on the Russians just like how they do with India -- Announce big deals before visit, get visit to happen, then somehow backtrack.

I feel the visit cancellation has a lot to do with Paki backpedalling on whatever deals they said they could offer the Russians.
Whatever that is, this incident is very reminiscent of a similar proposed visit in 1949/1950 by Liaquat Ali Khan to the FSU only to withdraw it and visit the US instead. It was used as a pressure tactic against the US, the first of the many to follow until today, by a Pakistan which was unhappy with the Indian PM's visit taking precedence over the Pakistani PM's visit to Washington.

So la clinton said zardari is my fraand and vlad got put in cold storage?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2012 14:06

http://www.thenews.com.pk/article-67984 ... slamic-way

Secretary Livestock Sindh Abid Ali Shah has said that disposing of about 21,268 diseased Australian sheep imported from Bahrain has been initiated and these would be disposed of in an Islamic way instead of administrating injection to them, Geo News reported.

http://www.thenews.com.pk/Todays-News-4 ... ried-alive

Like a giant mass of wool, bloodied and filthy, they lay in trenches – slit open, stabbed or clubbed to death, while many still wriggled with some life left in them, soon to be buried alive...several half-alive sheep were taken out of the trenches the next morning. They were slaughtered or clubbed with heavy wooden sticks and thrown back into the trenches again.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 27 Sep 2012 14:07

Zardari to take China relationship to 'new heights'
I don't know how Zardari can take the relationship to new heights because he is a beggar. May be he meant that he will take the art of begging to new heights. Whenever that happens, the worry for India would be that some significant transfer of assets which would directly threaten India would take place. Already, nukes and missiles have happened. This time, it could be land.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 27 Sep 2012 16:40

another paki pulling numbers from his musharraf
Pakistan needs $230b to end energy crisis: Expert

Dr Shaukat Hameed Khan, Executive Director of Society for the Promotion of Engineering Sciences and Technology in Pakistan (Soprest), has said that Pakistan requires about $230 billion to meet its increasing energy requirements in the next two decades.

Dr Shaukat was speaking in a one-day seminar on “Energy Issues in Pakistan” here in Ghulam Ishaq Khan Institute of Engineering Sciences and Technology on Wednesday. Jehangir Bashar, Rector of GIK Institute graced the occasion.

The faculty members, engineers, graduate and undergraduate students and administrative officers attended the seminar.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 27 Sep 2012 16:42

Karachi violence claims five more lives

KARACHI: Five more people lost their lives in the ongoing violence in the metropolis, Geo News reported Thursday.
According to the police, unknown gunmen killed a man in Orangi Town and another in Ittehad Town area of Baldia.
A man was also shot dead near Ayesha Manzil while another was killed in Bufferzone.
Another body was recovered from a plot in Defence phase 6 on Thursday morning.
It is pertinent to mention that fourteen people including activists of political and religious parties, were killed in different parts of the metropolis on Wednesday.

nakul · Post by **nakul** » 27 Sep 2012 16:48

Russia’s President Putin calls off Pak visit

There was speculation that Putin’s decision to cancel his visit could be linked to Pakistan’s reluctance to award the work of building its section of the Iran-Pakistan gas pipeline to Russian energy giant Gazprom.

The chief of the Russian firm had recently visited Pakistan and made presentations to the Foreign Ministry and other departments.

However, Gazprom had wanted the project to be awarded to it without bidding, something that Pakistan is reluctant to do.

Russia had made a proposal in this regard when Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar visited Russia earlier this year.

Pakistani officials have said such a step would violate the rules of the Public Procurement Regulatory Authority.

A consortium headed by the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China has already refused to provide financial advisory services for the Iran-Pakistan project, mainly because of US opposition.

So Pakis want to play fair and ask Gazprom to enter the bidding process instead of how they hand their H&D to Uncle Hu and GUBO to Uncle Sam. Ivan is not going to be taken for granted by the unwashed abduls of Pakiland. Wonder whether zardari got his 10% from Gazprom???

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 27 Sep 2012 17:30

Secretary Livestock Sindh Abid Ali Shah has said that disposing of about 21,268 diseased Australian sheep imported from Bahrain has been initiated and these would be disposed of in an Islamic way instead of administrating injection to them, Geo News reported.

Why do these people have such a problem with a syringe? No to blood samples for genetic studies, no to polio vaccines, now this sheep too can't be killed humanely. Why so much of a problem with any syringe with a hole

? Why not declare their own syringes waji-bul-cattle and chop it off or slit their throats

? Why only sheep?

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 27 Sep 2012 17:50

And WHy Islamic way for Dieaseased Sheep which need to be disposed off, Halal generally applies only for meat to be eaten. This is unessacary cruelty.