Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

member_28705 · Post by **member_28705** » 18 Aug 2014 11:58

Really motivational and inspirational. AoA
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3j72Lk1CpY[/youtube]

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Aug 2014 18:41

Capshun time for D'Immy. Ij that a 48 inch chesht or did he jusht grow a pair?

Nikhil T · Post by **Nikhil T** » 18 Aug 2014 22:18

White, orange and green? Guess Imran is celebrating 15th Aug too!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Aug 2014 22:31

KrisP wrote:Really motivational and inspirational. AoA

Corrected thij phor KrisP

member_28705 · Post by **member_28705** » 19 Aug 2014 15:41

Gagan wrote:
KrisP wrote:Really motivational and inspirational. AoA

Corrected thij phor KrisP

Thank you, Ganganullah. May Zahil Ham-meed bless your soul.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 20 Aug 2014 00:24

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Aug 2014 01:50

joygoswami wrote:

So, it ij sach. Cumerra doej reduice a few poundj and add color to jour baal.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Aug 2014 09:04

^^^
Ij that the marriage brobosal that ImDim's sistars were talking about to curb the wajs of blaypoy Immy? To quote Shari Rehman, "Eye can only see wall to wall ugliness" (bun intended).

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Aug 2014 20:17

court says PTI, PAT should use 'appropriate language' against opponents

ISLAMABAD: The Supreme Court (SC) has observed that Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) and Pakistan Awami Tehreek (PAT) leaders should use ‘appropriate language’ against their opponents during speeches.

I guess Fauxford ejewcated DimRan Kaun and religious iscallar A-Lllama Daktar TuQ TuQ need to get out of the box and use more beoble frandly abbrobriate langwedge. For Pakjabis, a sentence without gaalis like 'bh****od', 'ma*****od' against obbonents ij grammat-e-kali incorrect.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 21 Aug 2014 23:11

Dear Seenear maulaanaaj,

I have a pooch about plasbhemy loouws in Pakistan areaj for perticularj time of din.
From here linkj

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I and other residents were trying to accommodate the women but then today some men also knocked on my door..
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..in support of Qadri's revolution but complained that local residents weren't too cooperative.

"At least let us use the restroom and share a little food with us," he said. "This is what our religion teaches us."

Eij RED ZONE pakistan not available for when needed for pakistan revolution timej to clean up internal corruption?

Eij thij people not know "religion" and also plasphemy loouwj? Why eij cooperation phor most green people not forthcoming readily for sharing in pakistan revolution?

Sharing no roomj but restroomj and revolutionj ij only pakistaniyat in pakistan,
knock-knock-phor-paki-revolution-ullah

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 22 Aug 2014 01:09

Maulaners, I have a question about Red Zone, which I understand is not to be breached under any circumstances:

Q: Are they talking about their mijjile-tips or their mussharafs? --> Both are red zones... hain?

kish · Post by **kish** » 22 Aug 2014 01:34

Kufr yindoos, Today bakistanis were ablee to invent "potty statistics"

proud bakis todin collected 30 tons of Human waste

bakis were able to accurately measure, how many men it takes to produce 1 k.g of human waste

. i bet yindoos have never touched or weighed human waste

learrn phrom scientiphically adwanced nashun like Al-Bakistan.

dnivas · Post by **dnivas** » 22 Aug 2014 01:36

This is the bhest thread after modi thread

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 22 Aug 2014 03:06

kishullah....

Bakistanis would know the exact weight of Pakistan that each human produces everyday. Since they ARE IN Pakistan.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Aug 2014 06:04

Eye can phooly understand bhy Talipan Khan and Paad-ri and mand abdulls want to get into Red Light jone

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 22 Aug 2014 09:39

Are there red light areas in al-Bakistan whose zone one must not enter..Hain ji

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Aug 2014 09:59

Didn't Padri start hij caravan from red Joan (Heera Mandi, LaWhore) to red Joan of Slumbad hainji? Ijn't there a Red Rips massah palrol in Islo run by the phoonk sundaris of tarrel fliend? Eye say, red is the new green!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Aug 2014 19:33

It ij a sad istate oph affair.
Bhaat ujed to pe local talent earlier haj peen over taken py Chaineej led lipps massaj barlor wimmens

So Green Jone haj naw become Red Jone

Eye say, we musht bromote Bakistani talent and open Green Lipps Majjaj Barlors in every shitty oph Bakistan

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Aug 2014 22:25

Gaganullah iph ju seek eager green lips, all ju need to do ij go to madrasah after hours for some juvenile prayers, hain ji

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Aug 2014 23:32

Bhat ij shrilleen majari doing in the shupreme court? And bhy ij her pajama hanging outshide to dry?

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RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Aug 2014 08:15

^^^
Becauj SC CJ ij taking notice of twisted (like Jaleebi), weighty broplems of Al Bakistan.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Aug 2014 08:20

Gaganullah, Al Bakistan's own green lipps ... (ju can see red lips are turning green due to djinn pawer

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Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 23 Aug 2014 09:14

RCase wrote:Gaganullah, Al Bakistan's own green lipps ... (ju can see red lips are turning green due to djinn pawer )

Kaption,

You silly bowman, I said pindi channa make gaz not bijli and not frm here but GUBO end!

wig · Post by **wig** » 23 Aug 2014 11:56

The irony of Siddiqui's significance is that her gender marks her out as part of a lesser breed in the Islamic caliphate where women must be veiled and banned from driving and where goats grazing in the fields are required to have their genitals covered.

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2014/20140823/world.htm#1

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 23 Aug 2014 12:01

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 23 Aug 2014 21:23

Proud bakis have outdone themselves by precise measurements of human wajte and weights. What precision and what way to prove numbers.

By baki calcula-shints oph 1 paki = 10 Indians proves milli-hen men marching and accumulating waste aj per 30 tons waste! Iph tomorrow bakis produce twice the waste, the rally can be called double million baki march and doubling effis-in-shit.

But eij it easy to double human waste for doubling effis-in-shit which could be selling point of baki-post-revolution?

No waste going wasted bithout measured in bakistan,
Measuring-al-pakistan-ullah

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 23 Aug 2014 21:37

Translating the Urdu for you guys.

"Itni shidaat se maine tumhe baajane ki koshish ki hai, hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai."

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Nawaz gets nothing .......... again.

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 23 Aug 2014 23:12

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Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 Aug 2014 05:44

Peregrine wrote:Deleted

^^^
RAA Agint
Naat ispee-king pingliss

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Aug 2014 23:02

http://tribune.com.pk/story/753053/rice ... nt-2297456

“Pakistan’s basmati rice exports have declined due to the success of Indian brands in the international market, but we can fight to regain the market share if we introduce good quality brands and invest in them,” he added.

Khan informed that the leading branded basmati rice exporters are getting around $500 per ton higher than the non-branded basmati rice exporters. After taking out all the other expenses including packaging, leading Indian basmati rice exporters are easily pocketing $300 per ton due to branding. In FY14, Pakistan exported 733,860 tons of basmati rice worth $846 million out of which only around 70,000 tons were branded — not even 10% of the total basmati exports.

Questshun to maulaners ...

Why should TFTA, wheat eating Bakis worry about exporting rice?
SDRE baniyas are pocketing $300 per ton. That is peanuts compared to the aid that is owed to Bakistan by the world.
Doesn't Bakistan already have branded rice export to Germany?

Der rice vas gutt enuff but der mice schidt schpoils der trade. Ve order kleen rice and you schipt mice schidt mit der rice.

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 24 Aug 2014 23:56

RCase wrote:

Questshun to maulaners ...

Why should TFTA, wheat eating Bakis worry about exporting rice?
SDRE baniyas are pocketing $300 per ton. That is peanuts compared to the aid that is owed to Bakistan by the world.
Doesn't Bakistan already have branded rice export to Germany?
Der rice vas gutt enuff but der mice schidt schpoils der trade. Ve order kleen rice and you schipt mice schidt mit der rice.

Yes indeed.

Hadji Laka Mauda Khan and Hadji Chadder Mode Ahmed of : H*n*sty Trading Co. Limited
**, Shera Faisal, Karachi have been exporting to Hans Grubber Von Schlong-Zwei Nuttenberg
Head Honcho of Getreide und Reis Handel Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung, Winterstraße,
22765 Hamburg

Cheers

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 25 Aug 2014 02:11

Bakistan ki tareki ...

Syria, Libya, Iraq, Pakistan. You’ve heard of BRICS – for building? Now meet SLIP

If we include ummah mulk Somalia, it will be BLISS with everyone following the fastest growing peaceful religion.

IRP (Islamic Republic of Pakistan) with its violent PIRs (People Indoctrinated with Religion) will lead to RIP.

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 26 Aug 2014 20:33

Lisa wrote:
RCase wrote:Gaganullah, Al Bakistan's own green lipps ... (ju can see red lips are turning green due to djinn pawer )

Kaption,

You silly bowman, I said pindi channa make gaz not bijli and not frm here but GUBO end!

made in pukistan air vacuum visphot taknick

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Aug 2014 09:07

12 days in: Qadri announces 'start of revolution’, new deadline

TuQ TuQ's Qoo - Now playing on major telebijion channels in Al Bakistan. Eberyday, there ij promise of new akshun ishart of rev-e-loo-tion. And just when things start to get eggciting, there ij a cummershial preak ... The ishart of the rev-e-loo-tion will be cuntinued in next zarb-e-azb (epee-sword). Watch all the akshun in the next ep-e-sowed to-marro. (Did Padri saheb get a script writer from wurld phamus LoL-e-WuD

)?

I cannot wait for the start of the rev-e-loo-tion. All thij eggscitment will increase jazbaa of the momeen and will rejult in celpredatory AKPhyr. I ask, what ij the pawint in partying in the Islamic Rebuplic of Bakistan without AKPhyr, hainji?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 27 Aug 2014 10:01

In Bakistan, Revlushuns don't start. Baki awam are alway in revlushuns. You just tag a new Hash on the same revlushun.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Aug 2014 11:28

From the STFUP dhaga:

Potential Hoors for DimRan Con to marry

Baratis for DimRan's shadi

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Aug 2014 13:12

Maulanarj: Doo naat be confoosed. Thij may look like a ball-e-wood pikchar called Lagaan but theje are jour berry own leaderj in khufia meeting in the highest mountainj of iswaat. But do joo notice something berry berry strange? How cum two of our TFTA leaderj have wet pajamas? Are they coming fraam bakistan? Pleaj to dekho berry berry carefooly.

http://postimage.org/app.php

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 27 Aug 2014 13:24

Bebe, you bring inqulab in my salwar.

deejay · Post by **deejay** » 27 Aug 2014 14:50

^^^

This ij ekjhaktly aj per Sharia. The khabatoon must be alwayz accompanied by the hajrat in cloje broximity.

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 27 Aug 2014 18:21

vdutta wrote:Bebe, you bring inqulab in my salwar.

This ij called the 'Slumbad Sandwich'. 'Aage se tekaoing, peeche se khujaoing'