Bharat Rakshak

abhijitm wrote:The difference is we have evolved, they haven't.

abhijitm wrote: I would not attribute todays problem to a person who died over a thousand years ago and the book he wrote. It is the people who with their conscious choice choose to create problem for their selfish gains and the reason they give is a book. No matter how good or bad or controversial a book is, it is people's choice. Remember just a century ago we Hindus too had regid dharmic practices. We did not change any book, we change ourselves with our choice. The difference is we have evolved, they haven't.

Pakistan occupies an area which was home to some of the earliest Neanderthal settlements, some of whose decedents can still be found hiding in caves in the mountains of North West Pakistan.
The only difference is, in the Stone Ages, these Neanderthals were armed with clubs and stones, but today they are armed with guns and bombs. Remarkably though, they remain as furry as they were millions of years ago.The modern state of Pakistan was born out of the partition of the sub-continent in 1947 and has faced many regional confrontations, usually brought on by its continuing habit of poking its nose where it doesn’t belong.
Created to meet the demands of Indian Muslims, Pakistan was originally in two parts: Part 1 was called Maula Jat and Part 2 was called Jat in Dhaka.The east wing — present day Flooded Republic of Bangladesh is on the Bay of Bengal bordering the Bollywood Republic of India and the Miserable Republic of Burma.The west wing — present-day the Not-Quite-Arab Republic of Pakistan — stretches from the Arabian Sea to the Himalayas and according to famous poet, philosopher, military strategist, historian and judo expert, Zidee Hamid, the country actually stretches all the way to New Delhi, Kabul, Tashkent and maybe even Beijing and many parts of Mars.
The break-up of the two wings came in 1971 when the fish-eating east-wing seceded after fighting an insurgency culled and planned from the pages of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and an early draft of the Di Vinci Code.
Alternating periods of civilian and military rule have not helped to establish stability. In fact, instability is the only stable tradition in Pakistan; a tradition that is being passionately upheld by a series of TV talk shows because political stability would mean lack of viewership and advertising revenues for the channels and a drastic drop in popcorn sales that can spell disaster for the country’s economy.Pakistan came under military rule once again in October 1999 after the ousting of a civilian government that had lost a great deal of support because the public lost its appetite for rich dishes such as nihari, paye, and biryani which Prime Minister Naraaz Sharif was a great fan of.He has since become a vegetarian of sorts and is usually taunted as becoming a sissy by Brig (R) Cookie Monster Gul, the architect of the Afghan Jihad and the 1857 Indian Mutiny.According to famous poet, philosopher, military strategist and lifestyle fascist, Maria Beep she also took part in the 1857 Mutiny as a gallant needle-worker.Her gallantry was praised by the famous poet, philosopher, military strategist and flogging enthusiast, Sangsar Abbasi. Maria Beep still has her famous 1857 needles with which she now pokes voodoo dolls of her competitors in Pakistan’s cut-throat fashion industry.Sanana & Safibarf are her two latest victims who launched a counterattack through their new summer collection that included Persian tea cosies worn as corporate aunty headgear.After Pakistan’s last benevolent dictator, General Mush P. Bonaparte, eventually relinquished his uniform amidst tears in November 2007, in February 2008, his supporters were defeated in the election, also amidst tears.
The Pakistan Khapay Khapay Khapay Party formed a coalition government led by Asif Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Zardari Bhutto and an impeachment process was launched against Mush, who resigned (amidst more tears) in August 2008.Pakistan’s place on the world stage shifted after the September 11, 2001, attacks in the US. It dropped its support for the Neanderthal regime in Afghanistan and was propelled into the frontline in the fight against terrorism, becoming a key ally of the Elders of Zion and assorted secret Freemason societies.However, Pakistani forces have struggled to maintain control over the restive Neanderthal regions along the Afghan border, where Neanderthal militants are firmly entrenched with bombs strapped around their tummies which they claim is only a weight reducing exercise. Most Pakistanis entirely believe this to be true.Asif Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Zardari Bhutto won the presidential race of September 6, 2008, by a big majority. His election came after his predecessor General P. Mush Bonaparte resigned amidst tears under threat of impeachment.General P. Mush Bonaparte’s rule had ushered in increased freedom for the print media and a liberalisation of broadcasting policies. Television is the dominant medium, and there are around 50,000 private channels all babbling about the same things but each calling their individual babbling ‘exclusive.’More than 100 private FM radio stations have been licensed. Fake American accents and low IQ levels are firm prerequisites for success.Scores of unlicensed FM stations are said to operate in the tribal areas. They are usually operated by Neanderthal RJs of which DJ Fazalullah In Da Caaaaave is the most popular.There are around 20 million internet users in Pakistan. A growing number of young Pakistanis have engrossing and intelligent discussions on various internet sites. Here is one example:
Superbilla:What you think you think you are you kafir anti-Islam Pakistan Afghanistan Israeli Hindu dog!
Pakpunk:
Oh, you shut up you terrorist what you think you are you and I am I am great Muslim and Pakistan jeeay jeeay yea!!
Munchkins:
Oh why you fight you both, we all Muslim ummah and Pakistani patriots so we should make unity and gather and explode atom bum on India!!!!

Superbilla:
Oh you shut up you hypocrite you not real Pakistani but Ahmadi nonsense, oh you bastaaaaaaaa!!!

Munchkins:
Shut up your face you infidel man you destroy unity of Muslim ummah you too bastaaaaaaaa!!!!

Moderator:
Guys please refrain from using bad language. We’re Muslims and this is a respectable forum.

Munchkins:
Oh why you say this to me to me what about superbilla and pakpunk I am tolerant best Muslim in whole wide world like Pakistan best country in whole wide worldly universe.
Moderator:
I said exhibit tolerance and respect, okay?
BobbyBunny:
Thank you, sir, for the tolerant words. I am from the US and …
Moderator:
What? US? Oh, you bastaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

A British community leader has been indicted in Bangladesh for his alleged role in the killing of 18 people during the 1971 liberation war from Pakistan.

Chowdhury Mueen-Uddin strongly denies any role in the murder of 18 intellectuals in December of that year.

He is alleged to have been a member of the Al-Badr group, which identified and killed pro-independence activists.

He is accused with another alleged Al-Badr member, Ashrafuzzaman Khan, a United States citizen.

he would prefer death to seeking alms

PESHAWAR: A blast at public meeting of the Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam-Fazl (JUI-F) in central Kurram tribal region’s Para Chamkani area in Sewak village killed 15 persons and injured 42 others on Monday.

Assistant Political Agent of central Kurram region, Mohammad Fazal told Dawn.com that at least 15 people had died in the incident whereas 42 others were injured.

Moreover Political agent Riaz Masood conformed that the explosion occurred when a planted device detonated inside the madressa where the rally was taking place.

Fazlur Rehman thought I'd declare Ahmadis Muslims, but I'm not a hypocrite: Imran Khan

“I’ve read the Holy Quran with translation and it clearly states that one who does not believe in the finality of Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) is not a Muslim. The Holy Quran asks us to follow the example of Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) and though it is not possible to reach his level of perfection, I try my best to be like him,” Imran said.

He further went on to say people like Rehman should stop selling religion to get votes and also asked them to prepare for a political death.

"Pakistan shamelessly, again today, tried to construct those buildings. This action led to fighting," said Ahmad Zia Abdulzai, spokesman for the government in eastern Afghan province Nangarhar.

Abdulzai said the fighting involved heavy and light weapons, but refused to say who started it, when asked.

A senior Afghan official in Kabul confirmed the incident.

Pakistani officials blamed Afghans for starting the clashes. "Afghan troops opened unprovoked fire from across the border at our post... They fired mortars and automatic weapons," one Pakistan official told AFP on condition of anonymity. "Our troops responded with retaliatory fire. There have not been reports of any casualties so far. The exchange of fire continues at intervals," a second official said, also speaking on condition of anonymity.

http://www.thenews.com.pk/article-99814-Afghan-Pakistani-clashes-flare-for-second-time-in-days--

anupmisra wrote:Another ImmyDimism. Imran says he prefers death to seeking alms from any country

he would prefer death to seeking alms

Notice the subtle difference in the word play between "seeking alms" and "receiving alms". So, I guess the free Chinese takeouts and home deliveries are no longer acceptable? And, would Immy please clarify sources of the funds for his hospitals?

(DERA ISMAIL KHAN, Pakistan) — Military operations and insurgent attacks in lawless districts of Pakistan left eight members of the security forces and around 30 militants and criminal suspects dead on Sunday, officials said.

Two soldiers and 16 militants were killed in clashes in the Tirah Valley area of the Khyber tribal region in the northwest, the military said in a statement. Another three soldiers were wounded in the remote mountainous district near the Afghan border.

The Taliban carried out a bomb attack at a crowded political rally in Kurram tribal belt along the Afghan border on Monday, killing at least 20 people and injuring 45. The deadly attack took place just a few days ahead of the historic national elections in the country.

Citing threats, legal team deserts Musharraf
The legal team of Gen Pervez Musharraf (retd) in the case of dismissal and detention of dozens of top judges of the country has pulled out citing continuous dire threats. The team that has withdrawn from the case includes Rizwan Abbasi, Ziaur Rehman and Umer Farooq. The lawyers on Monday claimed to have received threats from banned terrorist organisations and decided to disassociate themselves from the case for security reasons.

wig wrote:Citing threats, legal team deserts Musharraf

Riots in Dhaka

Sir: The ongoing clashes in Dhaka are of a very worrisome nature. A radical Islamic group called the Hefajat-e-Islam is marching on the capital demanding that all atheists be given the death penalty if they ever say or do anything that defames Islam. They are pushing for a 13-point agenda to enforce a strict version of Islam in the country. So far, some three people have been killed and 100 have been injured. What is this insanity? Why are such hardliners popping up everywhere and why do they insist upon taking people back into the Stone Age? Is it because they cannot exist in the modern era themselves and so they wish for everyone to regress with them? I hope the government in Bangladesh gives these people their just desserts by locking them in prison and throwing away the key.
SYED AHMED

PESHAWAR: A blast targeting a rally of the Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) in Lower Dir’s Baba Gam village killed three persons and injured five others on Tuesday, DawnNews reported.The blast caused by an Improvised Explosive Device (IED) near the vehicle of Zahir Khan the brother of Muhammad Zamin Khan, who is a PPP candidate from PK-96 constituency of Lower Dir – III.Zahir Khan succumbed to his wounds suffered in the attack.Emergency and rescue teams reached the site of attack and began efforts to shift the victims to medical facilities for treatment.Security forces cordoned off the area as investigations began over the incident.

wig wrote:

Citing threats, legal team deserts Musharraf .........

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2013/20130507/world.htm#3

joygoswami wrote:Madam Jalebi ranting about Indo-US Relationship. Semi Benis material

In an untoward incident, Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI) party chief Imran Khan was badly injured on Tuesday evening when he fell down from a stage during an election rally.

As per initial reports, Imran Khan has been rushed to the hospital after the mishap.

The Pak leader has sustained sever injuries on his head and was bleeding profusely . He also lost his conscious after falling from the stage, as per a news report.

He was supposed to address a crowd of people ahead of the general elections here.

joygoswami wrote:Im the dim falling down from the lifter

VIDEO

Jhujar wrote:http://dawn.com/2013/05/05/smokers-corn ... n-history/
Smokers’ Corner: Pakistan: a very modern history

Pakistan occupies an area which was home to some of the earliest Neanderthal settlements, some of whose decedents can still be found hiding in caves in the mountains of North West Pakistan.
The only difference is, in the Stone Ages, these Neanderthals were armed with clubs and stones, but today they are armed with guns and bombs. Remarkably though, they remain as furry as they were millions of years ago.The modern state of Pakistan was born out of the partition of the sub-continent in 1947 and has faced many regional confrontations, usually brought on by its continuing habit of poking its nose where it doesn’t belong.

Created to meet the demands of Indian Muslims, Pakistan was originally in two parts: Part 1 was called Maula Jat and Part 2 was called Jat in Dhaka.The east wing — present day Flooded Republic of Bangladesh is on the Bay of Bengal bordering the Bollywood Republic of India and the Miserable Republic of Burma.The west wing — present-day the Not-Quite-Arab Republic of Pakistan — stretches from the Arabian Sea to the Himalayas and according to famous poet, philosopher, military strategist, historian and judo expert, Zidee Hamid, the country actually stretches all the way to New Delhi, Kabul, Tashkent and maybe even Beijing and many parts of Mars.
The break-up of the two wings came in 1971 when the fish-eating east-wing seceded after fighting an insurgency culled and planned from the pages of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and an early draft of the Di Vinci Code.

Alternating periods of civilian and military rule have not helped to establish stability. In fact, instability is the only stable tradition in Pakistan; a tradition that is being passionately upheld by a series of TV talk shows because political stability would mean lack of viewership and advertising revenues for the channels and a drastic drop in popcorn sales that can spell disaster for the country’s economy.Pakistan came under military rule once again in October 1999 after the ousting of a civilian government that had lost a great deal of support because the public lost its appetite for rich dishes such as nihari, paye, and biryani which Prime Minister Naraaz Sharif was a great fan of.He has since become a vegetarian of sorts and is usually taunted as becoming a sissy by Brig (R) Cookie Monster Gul, the architect of the Afghan Jihad and the 1857 Indian Mutiny.According to famous poet, philosopher, military strategist and lifestyle fascist, Maria Beep she also took part in the 1857 Mutiny as a gallant needle-worker.Her gallantry was praised by the famous poet, philosopher, military strategist and flogging enthusiast, Sangsar Abbasi. Maria Beep still has her famous 1857 needles with which she now pokes voodoo dolls of her competitors in Pakistan’s cut-throat fashion industry.Sanana & Safibarf are her two latest victims who launched a counterattack through their new summer collection that included Persian tea cosies worn as corporate aunty headgear.After Pakistan’s last benevolent dictator, General Mush P. Bonaparte, eventually relinquished his uniform amidst tears in November 2007, in February 2008, his supporters were defeated in the election, also amidst tears.

joygoswami wrote:Im the dim falling down from the lifter

VIDEO

prahaar wrote:

joygoswami wrote:Im the dim falling down from the lifter

VIDEO

It was the guy in grey attire (probably his security detail), who grabbed the others, since he tripped. Apparently these were not properly trained security persons. Properly trained people would not have endangered the VIP they are protecting.

Karan Dixit wrote:Glad we solved the case on BRF. It is the spooky bodyguard indeed.

So if someone had shot Dim, he (security dude) would have taken cover behind Dim. Wow!

prahaar wrote:Apparently these were not properly trained security persons. Properly trained people would not have endangered the VIP they are protecting.