Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Sep 2010 12:59

Diyar Karanuddin al Dixie
width is a matter of importance for Unkil, espeshally when Al Colin bin Bowell was interlocuting or when Amritraj was interrogating
for Deepa Talwar friends only vasel-ed-din is useful, width and depth are of lower importance
perhaps theej ekjplains bhy Deepa Talwar is a firmer friend
yours hypothesizingly
Lalpraf

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 20 Sep 2010 16:44

Botham calls for Pakistan ban

Aye boochh , how kan a white baki do this to a tfta baki ? This ezz equal to bilasphemy .... a white baki and a tfta baki may be divided py race put are joined at the hib py bakistaniyat ...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Sep 2010 01:29

armenon wrote:A comment from the paki teahouse. Ensoi..

Fact remains that there will never be peace in the region. Non of the two countries are responsible. God is the creator of all problems here, I think. He made India bigger in size. But the best brains he gave to Pakistanis, so they have the best education(Pakistan Institute of Engg. and Applied Sciences, National University of Sciences & Technology are some of the world class universities and plenty more according to the Western websites), the more beauty to Pakistanis), better artists and filmmakers(Atif Aslam, Shoaib Mansoor compared to Lata,Karan Johar), better sportsmen(Aisam Quereshi is far better than Bopanna, Imran was better than Kapil), Science(A.Q.Khan is modern day Einstein).India just have beggars. But being bigger in size they will never accept Pakistan’s superiority.

Diyar Editurd

I rekwest you to pass wind and also pass a fatwa against this paki chai ghar for brobogating myths. Howcome Indian kaffir hab bigger mijjile?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Sep 2010 02:32

Maha_Indriya
iz et naat a bell non phakt dhat Inbreeding inkrease da size of brain bhich make Poak shooperior insekt dhan roach? Naat onlee peeootiphool, Poaks aar da best BC out dhere in Ummah.

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 21 Sep 2010 11:20

Lal e Mohan,

ju make a bhery good point. the chni mijjile is very small therefor does not rquire a wide and depthful bakistani musharraf unlike amreeki mijjile which is long and thick. i nominate ju for hila le bakistan awaard.

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 21 Sep 2010 11:24

dear Klausiddin,

ju are right my PeeHd is not from the pest juniversity - the lal juniversity. put i hab done my MAssC from lal juniversity.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 21 Sep 2010 12:12

Karan Dixit wrote:Lal e Mohan,

ju make a bhery good point. the chni mijjile is very small therefor does not rquire a wide and depthful bakistani musharraf unlike amreeki mijjile which is long and thick. i nominate ju for hila le bakistan awaard.

Also Baki mijjiles have to do khatna which redujes the size. Kaffir mijjiles therephore look longer and larger.

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Sep 2010 16:53

No diss-rejpect to Chimpanzee.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Sep 2010 17:04

chimp-al-nazi?

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 21 Sep 2010 18:17

Heavy scoring in the Karachi ODI as predicted.

Pak's Karachi up in flames
Karachi: Pakistan's biggest city Karachi was again hit by riots and violence, with at least 15 people killed so far since last night, following the killing of a young man in targeted shooting.

http://news.in.msn.com/international/ar ... id=4405933

Police and paramilitary rangers said 15 people had died in different parts of the city since last night in target killings or exchange of fire between groups or between miscreants and law enforcement agencies.
Rescue officials, however, said the death toll was 16 and a number of wounded people had been shifted to hospitals from violence-hit areas, some of whom were in critical condition.

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 21 Sep 2010 22:07

One of the Beevis of Butthead

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Sep 2010 22:21

heh heh heh he said "balls" heh heh

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Sep 2010 23:08

he ij such a peautifool mard...

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 21 Sep 2010 23:20

indeed, he is a catch! As is any Mard-e-gross of the saintly counhtry.

A little hemp-powered djinn told me that Begum Jolie's 5 remaining ova were quivering at the prospect of providing Brad-ul-Pittafee with more quality diaper djinn time, InshaGroper....

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Sep 2010 01:22

hnair wrote:

One of the Beevis of Butthead

Where Kaffir?

I can see two hairy butts but no head!

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 22 Sep 2010 05:00

If sailab == soiled bums, and soggy bottom == foggy bottom, then what ij julaab ==?

Conversely what ij with all the ==?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Sep 2010 01:15

Diyar Nanha Mujahids and See Near Mullahs

I yam pack phrom phoren debutation to wage jeehaaard and have hurriedly downhill skiied back to the LMU kave kamplex. I will be in my ujual kave smoking the ujual herps.

How ij this season's beachy pottoms?

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 23 Sep 2010 01:46

bhelcum pack, prave mullah.. i have already donated aal my khushpoos to you.. Joo have Jeeharded like a troo mujie... AoA...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Sep 2010 02:05

Mohabbat oph Musharraf by Mullah Or Moojahid kant be hiiden phor long >

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 23 Sep 2010 02:56

Mullah Anujan-ullah bin Halla Gulla,

Bhen are joo coming to my Kave Kamplex's ados pados, hain ji? Pliss to bring aal your kushpoos for vijjual and touchee-pheely inspection and aal-is-well.

archan · Post by **archan** » 23 Sep 2010 04:03

I asked phor the khuspoos too, put no dice. He waants to enjaay them alone alone.

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 23 Sep 2010 06:10

President General Pervez Musharraf as the nuclear cobra of death.

anandsgh · Post by **anandsgh** » 23 Sep 2010 13:40

luk lul bhat i phound!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7t7dnl5ERY

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 23 Sep 2010 22:39

James B · Post by **James B** » 24 Sep 2010 06:15

Bhy phor majorbuttretd's teetar account retaired?? Ik majorbutt in mushkil or his son-in-law kidnapped phorcing hij retirement. So many qweschens so phew answers. A very sad din for LMU graduate to be retaired in inglorious way.

http://twitter.com/majorbuttretd

komaljitme · Post by **komaljitme** » 24 Sep 2010 09:16

deeaar see near birathers, i hab a grabe newbs, bn oph r great birather SoIHab AK-TAR tar tar........... hajh again been caght by the kuffar angrejs scratchin his ball..........
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/spor ... 611972.cms
i m sharam sharam

komaljitme · Post by **komaljitme** » 24 Sep 2010 09:25

my mijjile ijh thij Beeg
http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/537 ... OD=AJPERES

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 24 Sep 2010 12:08

James B wrote:Bhy phor majorbuttretd's teetar account retaired?? Ik majorbutt in mushkil or his son-in-law kidnapped phorcing hij retirement. So many qweschens so phew answers. A very sad din for LMU graduate to be retaired in inglorious way.

http://twitter.com/majorbuttretd

I alwayj soch that majorbuttretd was a Joo bretending to be a bious mujahid. But now that he went away in a flash oph glory, he is truly a bious mujahid!! May he get all oph the 72 raisins!

By the by, what ij this new Kushpoo?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Sep 2010 20:48

Thij ij what habbens when you sleep in LMU animal huspandry class!!

FIR lodged against Pak Punjab minister for torturing wife

A First Information Report (FIR) has been registered against Punjab Livestock and Dairy Development Minister- Syed Haroon Ahmad Sultan- for torturing his wife, according to police and family sources.

Animal huspandry minister naat knowing how to treat Kushpoo!! Thij is nashunal disgrace!! Here is bichchar of him holding Kushpoo all wrong! everyone knows she goes in phront!!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Sep 2010 21:08

Why ij Jernail Petraeus angry with Jernail Ashphuck? Did he naat GUPO properly? Why is he pointing to Ashphuck mijjile? Why ij ashphuck all sharam sharam

?

Cabshun time!

putnanja · Post by **putnanja** » 25 Sep 2010 22:10

kiyani's mizzle kiya-nahi.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Sep 2010 22:15

Prem wrote: More like a husband asking his wife "whose baby is in the tummy".
Dont look big like Amrikhan baby but small like Chinesse.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 25 Sep 2010 22:19

Petryas is boling "Told ya to get neutered (vasektomi), wouldn't listen, you went to cheap chinese doktor and retarned as castrati"

naren · Post by **naren** » 26 Sep 2010 00:41

Anujan wrote:By the by, what ij this new Kushpoo?

Next scene...

"I'm Chris Hanson. Why dont you have a seat over there"

Birather jailpaited bith underage kushpoo. That eej a scene phrom bious verjin oph "how to catch a bredator".

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 26 Sep 2010 01:36

Petraeus-jernail: "Change of policy - before you turnaround, wipe the grease off that thing."

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 26 Sep 2010 09:11

Sorry if already posted...

archan · Post by **archan** » 26 Sep 2010 09:18

Are 10%i's hair cut in the shape of a Sindhi topi?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Sep 2010 03:27

Dmurphy · Post by **Dmurphy** » 27 Sep 2010 07:53

Anujan wrote: By the by, what ij this new Kushpoo?

Its a papy kamel i dhink, anujanullah

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2010 08:48

^^^
A 1000 stribes to you!! It ij a Cama http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cama_(animal) born when a camel did sharam sharam with a llama. Our arapian birathers had the idea!

http://www.impactlab.net/2008/04/08/wor ... s-friends/