Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 27 Sep 2010 09:52

errr.... aarghhhhhh....
ahem.. ahem..

Bhy is da Arap piarather bointing hij "pinky" towards the Cama ????

Anujan wrote:

Ij the Cama Pinky-trained ????

Jours poochingly
Rahul bin Sharam Sharam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Sep 2010 17:37

Anujan wrote:Thij ij what habbens when you sleep in LMU animal huspandry class!!
FIR lodged against Pak Punjab minister for torturing wife

A First Information Report (FIR) has been registered against Punjab Livestock and Dairy Development Minister- Syed Haroon Ahmad Sultan- for torturing his wife, according to police and family sources.
Animal huspandry minister naat knowing how to treat Kushpoo!! Thij is nashunal disgrace!! Here is bichchar of him holding Kushpoo all wrong! everyone knows she goes in phront!!

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that ij naat khusboo, it is bilal-ghafur the billy-goat
the ministar was praktijing phar amirkhan ministar vijit and preparing goofa for goobow

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2010 19:23

What ij our brime molester saying hain ji? A ban on GUPO?

http://dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?pa ... 2010_pg1_1
“No one will be allowed to enter through the backdoor.”

praksam · Post by **praksam** » 27 Sep 2010 20:36

Bakis brotest that their suvar-ginity was penetrated

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100927/ap_ ... airstrikes

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2010 20:38

^^^^
You kuffar!! Out to dephame Pakistan & Sbreading RAA propaganda!!

"US forces did not penetrate more than six miles into Pakistani territory"

According to rulepook, 6 miles of GUPO means sovirginity is still intact!!

1000 stribes to you and a bunishment to smoke strong aphghan herps for 2 months. Aphter that you will believe sovirginity still intact.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2010 20:44

Why doesnt my mijjile launch even aphter they say

"FREE AAFIYA"

Ujually I like everything free. Esbecially wimmens. :Sharam:

praksam · Post by **praksam** » 27 Sep 2010 20:59

Anujan wrote:^^^^
You kuffar!! Out to dephame Pakistan & Sbreading RAA propaganda!!

"US forces did not penetrate more than six miles into Pakistani territory"

According to rulepook, 6 miles of GUPO means sovirginity is still intact!!

1000 stribes to you and a bunishment to smoke strong aphghan herps for 2 months. Aphter that you will believe sovirginity still intact.

sarry esteemed maulanas. my madarassa maths took the better of me.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Sep 2010 21:27

unkil's mijjile can reach 6 miles!!!???

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 27 Sep 2010 22:25

simple qusshen onlee

If a male become soosai he gets 72 virgin girls,,if a female dies as soosai will she get 72 virgin boys??

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 27 Sep 2010 22:29

James B · Post by **James B** » 27 Sep 2010 22:32

Altair wrote:simple qusshen onlee

If a male become soosai he gets 72 virgin girls,,if a female dies as soosai will she get 72 virgin boys??

No, she will become one oph the 72 virgins. If she ij not a virgin to begin with, she will undego virginity reshtore sargery and become one of 72 virgins.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Sep 2010 00:11

Altair wrote:simple qusshen onlee

If a male become soosai he gets 72 virgin girls,,if a female dies as soosai will she get 72 virgin boys??

She will get 72 Vir-jinnahs with moth eaten mijjiles

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 Sep 2010 00:19

Altair wrote:simple qusshen onlee

If a male become soosai he gets 72 virgin girls,,if a female dies as soosai will she get 72 virgin boys??

You kuffar!! She will get 72 stribes phor coming out oph the house without male escort!

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 28 Sep 2010 02:38

Lalmohan wrote:unkil's mijjile can reach 6 miles!!!???

tut tut Madrassa educashun quality dropped !!
What the mullahs taught you was TFTA
What comes when enlightened is deeper knowledge. You know the inference!

archan · Post by **archan** » 28 Sep 2010 02:44

It ij sympolic language my dear jooniyar mullahs. They convert the units to make it more bolitically correct. A benetration of less than 6 inches ij considered safe - no sovirginity lost. Bhich is bhy bakistan haj to pe concerned py amirkhani benetrations put tallel than mountain fliend's benetrations are harm-e-less.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Sep 2010 03:55

So many bious winesses phor dhiz benetration and pull out yet sovirginity reshtored autiomatikally!!
I haab my susbicion dhat Poakland iz da oreeginal Hoorz bromized to all the fartfools.

Kuffar deeb bentration bhee karre tho nahi kuch hota hai
Sovirgiity intact hai Fzale Maula se ,Baaki tu kyon rotta Hai.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Sep 2010 13:06

i theenk neeluddin is nat aware that i yam lalprafesar al LMU
gibh him 100 stribes for insolence
then send him to big hamid's gufah for correctibh ejjukuldation

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Sep 2010 15:45

By the haemorrhoids of the Holy Camel!

Wannabe Mujahid N-e-eeluddin Filmi is kwaschuning the Fatwa of the Holy Brafessar!

By the way I hab Khabar from La-Whore Zoo( In Bakistan domesticated Animals stay in Zoo and wild animals stay in shehr)
Tigers’ inbreeding taking its toll at Lahore Zoo

LAHORE: The chronic issue of inbreeding the Punjab Wildlife is confronted with for several years took the life of a four-and-a-half-month white tiger cub (Zona) on Sunday night at the Lahore zoo, officials told Dawn.

In the past too, the inbreeding resulted in the deaths of several tigers at the zoo and other wildlife parks.

Officials say the present zoo administration, however, has taken some practical steps to tackle the issue of inbreeding. It has also consulted national and international wildlife experts.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Sep 2010 15:50

^^^ aah, finally we habh peroof that Asian Tigers were espeshal cell of Fauj being in-bred in Lawhori chiRiyakhana for espeshal dooties like attack on kaffir siree lanker kirket lashkar

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 28 Sep 2010 16:18

Lalmohan wrote:i theenk neeluddin is nat aware that i yam lalprafesar al LMU
gibh him 100 stribes for insolence
then send him to big hamid's gufah for correctibh ejjukuldation

Momentary labse op reason brofessor.
As bunishment, all my tender loving goats shall be jours. Bliss to accept.

Seeking forgivingly,

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 28 Sep 2010 16:30

After Gotham city, Scarecrow has taken overseas abbointment in Bakistan.

naren wrote:

Bious suber heroes.

Will Batman follow? Bhat will happen to our peeloved Rakit maards?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Sep 2010 16:49

Diyar Neeluddin
whilst your goats are gratphully rejeibed, i hear that your youngest two wiphes are actively dishobeying you? It would be bettar phar the movement iph ju send them also for karrektive tritment. but not to big hamid's gufa, onlee to mine (and togethar plis)
plij to send some extra himalayan katarpilar fungus bith them
urs
Lalprafesar

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 Sep 2010 16:59

I suno our Amb-e-sadr to Amreeka ij a former LMU ishtoodant. Ij it true?

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 28 Sep 2010 23:30

Diyar lalmullah, salam.

I pooch whyfor Mohammad Asif mia get pakdoed with kaffir shila-e-jeet, couldn’t he habe used the more halal diyar benis just like our deeber taller fiends. Eating diyar benis is same to same as what mo-ass must habe done a lot growing up at his mad-e-rassa with his diyar math mulla.

Phoonk Sundaries brefer diyar benis phor peak berformance

The fungus' popularity took off after the 1993 World Championships in Athletics, when Chinese female athletes stunned the world by breaking records in nine track and field events and their coach gave partial credit to an elixir containing the fungus (along with turtle blood and deer penis).

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Sep 2010 01:50

Diyar Baajuddin-al-Khelwari
when i was last vijiting deeper taller dost, i was taken to restaurant which espeshalising in benis from many animals
it was just like initiation day at junior madrassah
brings teayars to my eyej
Lalpraf

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 29 Sep 2010 06:26

Neela wrote:
Will Batman follow? Bhat will happen to our peeloved Rakit maards?

Peelease to chek the kapi write mark "G" in square on the bious mard. G shtand phor Gaandu. Jo Lahoor mein Gaandu whoa sab duniya mein be Gaandu.

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 29 Sep 2010 09:53

(Fat fingers put it in wrong thread ... moving to the right one...
From Tribune News story about six more legislators (with making it 55) WITH fake degrees:
Six more join the list

SLAMABAD: With the addition of another six legislators to the list of fake or invalid degree holders, the number has now climbed to 55, sources in the Higher Education Commission (HEC) sources told The Express Tribune.

What is note worthy here, that there have been some "valid" degrees too.. not to mention some "genuine"
PAKI REPRESENTETVES too ... I quote..

According to the latest updates, a total of 388 degrees have been declared valid by the HEC, 55 have been found to be fake or invalid while the degree-related cases of 15 legislators are pending in courts.
In the latest list, degrees of 16 more pubic representatives have also been found to be genuine.

What kind of genuine representatives are these?

James B · Post by **James B** » 29 Sep 2010 15:04

New Bakistani phlag that reprejents and rephlects the values that Bakistan bractice and uphold.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Sep 2010 16:15

Diyar Jamuddin al Bondi
pls to insert wavy line of Indus river and brown floodplains down middle of phlag
we must show our roots in the sacred soil of pakistan
urs
Lalpraf

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Sep 2010 01:00

Bhile en Pakistan dhiz moorning , enner Pakistaniat urged moi to luuk into da kommod-it maarket yand rebelation kame russhing down dhat bigg emerging market oph Poak Brand/Chaap Vaseline right next door . Da rebelation ended bith sudden Ghazwa-e -wind yand now need yelp en deziing the bottle yand slogan. A tender Khushpoo kababbs azz reward phor da besht idea.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 Sep 2010 01:33

Diyar IEd-atar

In this Ghazwa e Wind, the red cheena birather's ghazwa e wind makes the green halal maan collapse, is this haraam?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 Sep 2010 01:39

Commonwealth Jihadis depart for Hindustan

“Our shooters , tennis players and some officials will leave for New Delhi on October 2,” he said.

In the last edition held in Melbourne, Australia, Pakistan grabbed five medals

NSN adds that none of those five grabbed medals have been recovered yet, sources say that those responsible for grabbing the medals are still at large

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 Sep 2010 01:43

World Bank Delighted with Growth in Pakistan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Sep 2010 01:49

BTW, Ghajwa-e-Wind iz da doctreen debeloved bi Major Butt oph I.Shit.I.

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 30 Sep 2010 03:13

x post in positive news...
LUBP (Let us build Pakistan) has this title picture with the item ...
I like the choice of title, picture headlined, and Dronacharya bhakt Obama!
LET US BUILD PAKISTAN

(Jai ho drone!)

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 30 Sep 2010 03:14

Even Pakis are drone bhakts .. they worship and want that drones should come 'down' (Even has arrows pointing and what not)

naren · Post by **naren** » 30 Sep 2010 05:46

^^^ He ij shaying "Do 'W.N' bith American Drones".

I thwink W.N == Wagah Namaz.

Salam

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 30 Sep 2010 08:16

Joo York Times artecal Titled "Video Hints at Executions by Pakistanis" on September 29, 2010

The spokesman for the Pakistani Army, Maj. Gen. Athar Abbas, dismissed the video as part of a propaganda campaign by jihadists to defame the Pakistani Army. “No Pakistan Army soldier or officer has been involved in activity of this sort,” he said.

My prave phorth coujin and NSN reborter on November 19, 2009 almost 1 saal ago, already brinted Athar Abbas Denial in Bositive Neuj Plog

Athar Abbas, who saw bodies, some with torture marks and some with limbs tied and a bullet in the neck and head, on the roads of Mingora and immediately said "These beepuls have died oph old age"....looking at mass graves in Kukarai, Daulai and Shah Dheri village. immediately declared "these pits are not graves but in fact fields planted by the bious and gentle Pakistani army to grow more beepuls"

I demand a bulletzer brije phor my phorth coujin!!

naren · Post by **naren** » 30 Sep 2010 08:51

Broudly brejenting Gubo Wrejling Phederajion (GWF) of Bakistan:

Birather berphorming the bery dipphicult "Gubo'er than thou" move

Gubo Pindi Chana emijjion tesht

Brebarajion phor pindi chana gas releaje

Sucksyesfool releaje oph Pindi Chana gas in Gubo bojison

Tob lejj cheer leaders

naren · Post by **naren** » 30 Sep 2010 09:07

Neela wrote:After Gotham city, Scarecrow has taken overseas abbointment in Bakistan.

Will Batman follow? Bhat will happen to our peeloved Rakit maards?

Subermard to the reshcue.

Meanbhile Batmard...

kanphushed and walks abay.