Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 10 Sep 2014 09:15

AoA!!!!Bakistan is Duniya Record holder in magaz-maari!!!!

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 10 Sep 2014 09:18

In kaffir west, they use bike pacer for runners.

In Bakistan, we use Moped pacers for kabootars. Take that joo kaffirs!

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Sep 2014 10:51

maulaners,

Eye was soching whether there ij now a direct sea route from Murdike, LaWhore to Mumbai becauje of floods. Doej anyone know whether there are any expedishuns planned?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Sep 2014 22:04

This building represents Bakistan's tunnel vijion of justice!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Sep 2014 03:40

Pleaj to see headline in Yawn:

Tsunami could 'wipe out' Karachi

Lahore via Kuwait! Doej thij mean Kaptaan Dimran Tsusunami Con's coupvath ij so strong that he can wipe out Krachi?

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Sep 2014 03:46

Whatever is the cause of Tsunami, the projected loss to Pakistan's dekho-no-money is $1 Trillion adjusted for inflation. World should take notice of this fact and bail out Pakistan.

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 11 Sep 2014 18:38

Diyar Momeens,
Blijj to tell, if it is Kabootar or Baki in this video that haj talent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOcVMYvan2k

panduranghari · Post by **panduranghari** » 11 Sep 2014 20:29

partha wrote:Whatever is the cause of Tsunami, the projected loss to Pakistan's dekho-no-money is $1 Trillion adjusted for inflation. World should take notice of this fact and bail out Pakistan.

Paki money! Better term for them would be Jihadi Dollars.

Victor · Post by **Victor** » 11 Sep 2014 21:59

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 11 Sep 2014 22:42

Victor wrote:

Mard-e-momin, nishaan-e-bak, Wazeer-e-Bakistan is a Michael Jackson fan!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Sep 2014 02:13

Ardeshir wrote:
Victor wrote:
Mard-e-momin, nishaan-e-bak, Wazeer-e-Bakistan is a Michael Jackson fan!

Mushy: "Yellallah, bhat ij going on? Joo bakij boted for him ober me? I uje two handj and he ujej only one?

Mushy anguished after seeing sharief-badmash readjust his bearings

member_28640 · Post by **member_28640** » 13 Sep 2014 11:39

AoA Bakistan really ij the Benis ob the east

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Sep 2014 20:33

AoA! Benis oph the yeast has waater kar for tranbortation in it's canals!

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 13 Sep 2014 21:00

Isnt that hindu water coming from hinduland?

Haram haram.....

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Sep 2014 23:02

^^^
Outraje! That waater belongs to Bakistan. The Yindoos stole all the waater and now doing waater terror by taking out all the bijlee from waater and flooding Al Bakistan.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Sep 2014 03:33

Apdul ij wondering "Holy $hit! Haw did I land up in this pakistan instead of djannat. There were subbosed to be rivers of wine and hooris to take care of jour every whim?

From same artikle from yawn:

We, in Pakistan, might not be contributing much to the earth’s warming as our emissions are negligible on a global scale, but we are certainly suffering when it comes to the impacts of climate change.

Awethur haj forgotten that Bakistan ij namber 1 in Pindi Channa gas productions that doej contripute to earth's warming. That gas ij definitely warm.

There's really no excuse for the government to avoid further action. Neighbouring countries like Bangladesh and Nepal have all come up with climate change action plans which are being implemented.

What Pakistan really needs are SOPs for disaster-risk reduction right down to the district level, like in Bangladesh where they have FM radios advising people about flooding and people know exactly where to run to for safety.

In fact, climate experts in Bangladesh proudly say they have now “disaster proofed” their country.

Butt bhat about our Echendee, hainji? Ij Bakistan a banana rebuplic?:(( Haw can the sole nooclear Ijlamic suar-power be compared with Bangladesh and Nepal?

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 14 Sep 2014 18:34

RAW to buy Geo TV:
http://www.dailymailnews.com/2014/09/10 ... gement.php

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 14 Sep 2014 22:00

Benice has green halaal water, Bakistan has prown water.

Alla molla tobaa

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 14 Sep 2014 22:11

the red tee guy has even edited his t-shirt to put that firrari

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 15 Sep 2014 10:19

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 15 Sep 2014 12:26

krishnan wrote:the red tee guy has even edited his t-shirt to put that firrari

Water car firrarri?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Sep 2014 12:28

Floating Mosque in Benis oph Eesht?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Sep 2014 14:11

RCase wrote:Floating Mosque in Benis oph Eesht?

Complete with two mijjiles and six dronej, ready to laaaanch.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Sep 2014 14:14

jamwal wrote:Benice has green halaal water, Bakistan has prown water. Alla molla tobaa

That peerown color of the waater lookj like bakistan haj a majjive choked overflowing toilet peeroblem.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 Sep 2014 14:29

anupmisra wrote:
RCase wrote:Floating Mosque in Benis oph Middle Eesht?
Complete with two mijjiles and six dronej, ready to laaaanch.

Jahil Kaffir will always juse wraang terminology. I fixed it.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Sep 2014 14:45

Water tourijm ij on the rije.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Sep 2014 14:46

No kamment.

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 16 Sep 2014 14:53

anupmisra wrote:Water tourijm ij on the rije.

Begairat yooths of dis bious nay-shun are copying Bhindians sitting at Marine Drive!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Sep 2014 20:49

^^^
Don't ju see, it ij the Kalabagh dam that haj been built by tarrel fliend.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Sep 2014 22:23

K-P's women police officers: Leading from the front...
and
TuQ and Dimran are leading from the back!

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Sep 2014 23:11

So Yindia ij doing water terrorism to bakistan to help with water tourism? it ij all so confujing. To clear up the confushun, let uj burn some amreeki flags.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Sep 2014 23:42

anupmisra wrote:
RCase wrote:Floating Mosque in Benis oph Eesht?
Complete with two mijjiles and six dronej, ready to laaaanch.

Hou about Trees, Imborted phrom Aarnabya, syhmbolizing pubicstatus?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 17 Sep 2014 11:54

Microsoft misses out sending invitation to Microsoft Bakistan MD

Software giant Microsoft is expected to provide a technical preview of its new Windows 9 operating system at an event in San Francisco later this month.

In a kanspiracy, Microsoft headed by Yindoo Kafir fails to send out an invite for the Bakistani brain behind Windows 9, who is also the Managing Director of Microsoft - momin Ammar Afzal (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU9TIt7fHJs). This is a major insult to the H&D of Bakistan and Islam. Bakistan must vigorously pursue this in the United Nations and ICJ.

Nikhil T · Post by **Nikhil T** » 19 Sep 2014 02:15

Bakistan races ahead against yindoo India; Realizes it was the wrong race

NEW DELHI: The number of hungry people in India has fallen to by 9.5 per cent to 190.7 million now from 210.8 million two decades ago, but in neigbouring Pakistan the number has risen by over 38 per cent in the same period, a UN report said.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 19 Sep 2014 06:26

It ij said that the vacuum pulp eggsblojion by lalmullah's students waj on the ground floor on the bns zulfikar prior to returning it to bakistan navy at the end of their weekend rental. ij it true?

I hurd they didnt buy insyuranse either.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Sep 2014 09:29

Bakistan's waater theme park with waater islide! AoA! Ju islide into brown pakistan waaters!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Sep 2014 09:52

Bakistan wants to breed more snakes in its backyard
Pleaj to reference Madam Hillri Klington - Bakistan ij breeding snakes in it's backyard.

Thij apdul wants all pelievers to mandatorily perform jihad fistula. Nau we need to modify the hakim's prescription that 'Bakistan needs more islam' to 'Bakistan needs more armed islam' to propogate jihad fistula.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 Sep 2014 10:22

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 19 Sep 2014 10:42

Poor Kamel! (The one in the background you dirty Kuffar).
But why for its front legs are tied and with no 4 pious Malasi around. Hu ij doing hu I wonder ?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Sep 2014 12:39

^^^
Apdul waj wondering what the expression 'head up the ass' meant. Misfortunately, in dejert, there ij no ass, butt kamil ij availaple aj supstitute.