Bharat Rakshak

It's friday, folks! Even a Malsi hating hindoo kafirs like us need a break.

Below is a popular sex blog in pakistan by a woman named "eiynah". she talks about everything from incest, groupsex, etc etc in a frank and fun manner.
Enjoy some nice mangoes: http://www.nicemangos.blogspot.in/2012/ ... istan.html

Bkais love for their phellow biratherj ij berry berry touching. It ij kalled bhai-chara. Dekho for jourshelf:



Thij next one ij kalled behen-chara. How do joo tell? Dekho in detail.

Picchars from Fridin's Tribune of Bakistani leaderan:
(What ij up with all that finger pointing, hainji?)

Maulaners, bhy are kafir Sikhs seeking 'COMMONITY' with peelievers of the one true reel-e-jun in the land of pure?

Pakistan itself is victim of 'Innocent Killing' of Sikhs and must be compensated for that..
Who is the RAW agint in the middle?

Jihadi Blahwell Phutto haj promised to take every inch of Cashmere. Here are some gems of ajints giving it RAW to Blahwell:

Hehe, as far as sense is concerned, he's proved to be Below-all Bhutto.
If Bilawal takes all of Kashmir, he would still have to give 10% to his dad.
Bilawal Bhutto will get all of Kashmir for Pakistan, as soon as Rahul Gandhi is done with empowering women in India.
Oh Bilawal, your mouth shouldn't write cheques your country can't finance.
How can you 'take back' something that was never yours - and doesn't want to be?

Latest innovation in pyrotechnics - Cycle Bum Plast
Bhat did the sykill do to dejerve this, hainji?
What next? Kamil Bum Plast? Dankey Bum Plast?

Diyarest maulaner,

Plij to see heyer:

Rupesh wrote: Based on temperatures and rainfall, it is not advised to go during the hallucinating and raining season among-st June and September. The relax of the date is dehydrated with balmy daytime temperatures.

http://pakmet.com.pk/pages/lahore-weath ... er-28.aspx

Ij it the wurk of lal-madrassah students?

RCase wrote:Latest innovation in pyrotechnics - Cycle Bum Plast
Bhat did the sykill do to dejerve this, hainji?
What next? Kamil Bum Plast? Dankey Bum Plast?

Apdul, Dunkey and camel have all already eggsploded, ujing underviyar pumbs and all. Search the neuj.

Only goat ij left. Even ayesha haj tried it. Goat should be next?

While rest of the world measure power in Horse Power (HP), in Bakistan, it is measured in Dankey Power (DP).

This is the latest model sleeper berth train in Bakistan.

Sweeter than honey fliend gives Bakistan $2M Paki Dollahs.
Mr. Eleven Gin Pegs promises to give Yindia $20B.
Ujing madrassa logic:
In angrezi alfaz, M comes after B, hence M is bigger than B.
Hence $2M Baki Dollahs > $20B dollars to Yindia.

It says 2 million rupees, not dollars. And raakit-mardana Pakistani rupees I prejume.
This Chinese kafir has the chutzpah to organize a photu session with giant-sized cheque, in order to present just 2m Paki rupees to the Islamic Govt of Pakistan.
This is real bhikari stuff from the Pakistani representative, too.

RCase wrote:
While rest of the world measure power in Horse Power (HP), in Bakistan, it is measured in Dankey Power (DP).

This is the latest model sleeper berth train in Bakistan.

Inshhallah new Chumbak-Udan takniki perfected by bakistani syntist…………….look no wheel touching the rails.

Unchigned haq onlee.

Naat eben Xssed and the word Pearer still there. Chaineez-Bakis, cho good fiend.

rsingh wrote:Inshhallah new Chumbak-Udan takniki perfected by bakistani syntist…………….look no wheel touching the rails.

The kumpar-te-ment aljo haj an attacked showber facility and comej bith a gaard. It ij dejined in ethnic seendhee colorj. Bhee should market thij to all angrej and amrikanj.

bhen I am thoughting, I thought of the thought, bhat if a locomotive comes by? Bill it jump over the donkomotive? On the other thought, is there a train in puristan?

RCase wrote:

Sweeter than honey fliend gives Bakistan $2M.
Mr. Eleven Gin Pegs promises to give Yindia $20B.
Ujing madrassa logic:
In angrezi alfaz, M comes after B, hence M is bigger than M.
Hence $2M Baki dollars > $20B dollars to Yindia.

This made my day. An all weather friend giving Rs 20 lakh to the Govt - this is not even bakshish. Even Delhi AAP MLAs are contributing Rs 33 lakh (PK) rupees each to Kashmir floods. And this is the representative of world's largest economy! Amazing. Also, Paki bikharis sent their Foreign Secy to receive this pittance? Mind = blown. Congrats bakistan, you've outdone yourself. Again.

^^^
Pleaj to dekho that it ij from 'Hu's Bikhari Lifeline (HBL) Freedom Account'. Naw we no Hu ij funding 'Azadi' & 'Inqalabi' marches!

rsingh wrote:
Inshhallah new Chumbak-Udan takniki perfected by bakistani syntist…………….look no wheel touching the rails.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... l-ban.html

Angry that parack opama is putting travel restriction on Bakistani birathers!!

if there are no wheels, why are they going over rails? They can go over a road too. may be its due to flood

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kafir symontkullah, did ju naat no that it ij mega-lav tacknowleji that ujes megnets? Ju need steel rails for megnets to work for attrectshun and repulshun. Stroger than steel, lighter than air fliend Cheen haj mag-lev trains made by DongFeng. Bakistan's mega-lav (big pakistan) train ij made by Baki DonkiFirangs led by Zerocks Khan.

Are those 3 hoors in the painting pehind the Multi Million Ruppees cheque ? Why are they not covered in Purdah I ask this Jirgah ?

I think Chinese Ambassador Maa Ki Lun is not too pleased to be handing over baksheesh to Min Al Fecal Rashid Ali, he seems to be grasping the check rather too tightly

That Baki afsar receiving the cheque has WTF look on his face and he is imagining himself to be Paresh Rawal in that scene from Andaz Apna Apna -
"pachaas lakh mange the yeh log thaili mein pachaas lakh laye hain?"
"sir lakh lakh ke pachaas cheque hoyenge sir"
"saath hazaar hi laye hain, ek rupya bhi karcha mat karna, mein chakkar lagate rahoonga"

When Airyan horse rider TFTA baki mard-e-momin receive dolej-and-gubo, he not show bious bigchures of Arapic lines and pig pig Arapic minarets; and dress up like yindooj and not like soosaai-mujahid oph Bakistan!

However, thij remind oph Japan giving loanj to yindooj.

But wait a second, tallel fliend eij naat conphused. What eij Taller than TFTA write on dolej-al-gubo?
PAY ISLAMIC REPUBLIC oph .... BAKISTAN ..... heh .. heh .. naat fooling Tallel friends.

Paid Islamic mujahid of land of peace, piss and more,
paid-for-whole-Pakistan-ullah

Mahendra wrote:I think Chinese Ambassador Maa Ki Lun is not too pleased to be handing over baksheesh to Min Al Fecal Rashid Ali, he seems to be grasping the check rather too tightly

Cheena Feena is taller and fairer than Bakibakroo. Each Chini Ruppe is dripping with horny Hu's Honey for private Paki Honey.

RCase wrote:

Sweeter than honey fliend gives Bakistan $2M Paki Dollahs.

Taller than mountainj, deeper than seas,
Ye le bhikhmange twenty lakh rupeej

Bositive Neuj!!!

Pakistan-China company Alibaba has biggest IPO in US history. Another successful Pakistan China collaboration like JF-17 bandaar, Chashma reactor, Karakoram Highway and Al Khalid tank!!

^^^
Butt, the forty thieves is a purely Bakistani company. No collaboration required!

Eye yam deeply susbicious of this Alibaba. I soch Alibaba ij a Shia.

Bhy there no sign on the cheque ?

spaat the bhikari kaantest.

Birathar... bhy phor making phun.. it is a BIG Cheque...

Tayiyaraa-e-Mars at launch bad

Last Minute Checks by Biratheran-el-al-Takniki

T -59 Seconds and gounting.

^^^
If Yindia has MOM, Bakistan has its own BOMB - Bakistan Orbutt oph Madar****s and Bhen****s from Suarco.

Spec-e-ficitions:

Lawunh Vehicle: PeeEssYellWe 250C, with provishun of strap-on.
Lawnch bad: Slumbad. This TFTA raakit does not need any support gantries.
Liquid Ingine: Waater powered. Waater haj hydro-djin and oxy-djin. No need for oxidiser.
FewYell Capacity: 1.5 L
Body construcshun: high performance supar light plastic.
Fasteners: high performance polymer tape.
Ignition Systems: proven madrassa teknowlijee developed fuse wire
Telemetry: Allah knows best!
High Gain: Unkil
Low Gain: sweeter than honey friend
Payload: Jaziya

Nikhil T wrote:This made my day. An all weather friend giving Rs 20 lakh to the Govt - this is not even bakshish. Even Delhi AAP MLAs are contributing Rs 33 lakh (PK) rupees each to Kashmir floods.

Can't compare the two. One Indian Rupee is equal to two Paki Rupees. So Rs 20 lakh donation by Chinis in Pak is only Rs 10 lakh in Indian currency.

Pliss to see Bakistan's BOMB (pliss to see brevious bost for BOMB details) mishshun control center. Ebery jernail and ashraf haj a copy of the liquid waater injine of the BOMB. Bhy ij ebery injine not standing tall, hainji?

One of the reason­s behind water shorta­ge is electr­icity load sheddi­ng.

click hiyar for details

OK, let us follow the circular logic:
Yindia is stealing all the water.
Whatever little water that Bakistan gets is without bijlee.
Hence Bakistan is unable to generate electricity, leading to load shedding.
Load shedding leads to water shortage.
Water shortage leads to abduls, ayeshas and nanhas drinking water with high arsenic.
High arsenic leads to retardation.
Retardation leads to blindly following indoctrinated, pissful practices and rapid in-breeding.
Rapid indoctrinated in-breeding leads to extremism.
Yindia keeps complaining of extremism.
Extremism is because of Kashmir problem not being solved in favor of Bakistan.

There you have it... If only Kashmir issue were solved, all the above problems would go away! Bakistan would be the land of milk and honey.

Liquid water injinn? Is waqar mian now chief propulsion officer of SUARCO pioneering in use of water kit rakkits? Now who will look after his pindi chana dhaba?