Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Sep 2012 05:18

Yo-I'm-Ishiq-i-Neeli-hoor

Bakistan celeprates Plue-on-Plue Ackshun

We condom the movie and show our solidarity for the plue variety, which would have been widely accebted by the Apduls in Bakistan.

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Sep 2012 05:22

Observe Hillary's body language carefully.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 22 Sep 2012 06:30

Dear IEDitor Janab
The bious gorment of Pakistan must get special vijaz for our bious beepal so that they can go to the makaan-e-sadr-e-Amreeka and demanstrate there as the USians do. Doing all thij inside ij naat good phar abar image. Be hab to spread pakistaniayat all through the duniya.
I come to know phram my kunnekshuns that their immigrashun has trained to recieve us.
Jours truly

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 22 Sep 2012 08:31

For a moment I thought both were saas-bahu

kish · Post by **kish** » 23 Sep 2012 23:13

partha wrote:Observe Hillary's body language carefully.

I swear on cooran, i am carfully objerving poth the ladij. I neither c dhere body or languaj, their plue dress ijn't transparent.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 24 Sep 2012 00:30

No Kamment

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 24 Sep 2012 09:27

^^^^
Bhy dey hab pikcher of RAA ageint on the bhall, bith specktacle and bhite peard? Hain Ji?

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 24 Sep 2012 12:32

Inshallah, our fliends will share this ishtate-of-the-aart tecknawlajjy and we will be numper one!.. in mijjile maalish

The hands-free machine in grey, white and pink has an adaptable massager that can be adjusted according to the height of the donor. It can also adjust temperature, amplitude, frequency and speed. The device has a display screen and a surround sound system, according to reports in Chinese websites.

AoA! There ij a dijplay skrin!! I recommend this to all the Maulaners of LMU!

Exkyuj me, I have to order one for my kave kamplex!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 24 Sep 2012 12:42

rajanb wrote:^^^^
Bhy dey hab pikcher of RAA ageint on the bhall, bith specktacle and bhite peard? Hain Ji?

Joo kuffar,
That is the bicchar of one of our dead arap four farther.
Eye rememper when i was a nanha, eating halal flied chickan in thijj bicchar's presence always brought tear's to my eyes :sniff:.

pralay · Post by **pralay** » 24 Sep 2012 12:43

Anujan wrote:No Kamment

http://i1.tribune.com.pk/wp-content/upl ... 40x480.jpg

rajanb wrote:^^^^
Bhy dey hab pikcher of RAA ageint on the bhall, bith specktacle and bhite peard? Hain Ji?

That is photo of junny deol
look here

no wonder they destroyed kfc

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 24 Sep 2012 15:52

Yindu Kansperissi

Evil Yindu want to hide djinn progress of bakistani tight-butt mard-e-momin completely and spread rumors of purest of pure posing for another round of bhik.

Evil Yindus want the world to ignore djinn takenolodging all over lands of purest of pure, the leader of mard-e-momin. Are mard-e-momin from purelands completely shameless who pose for bheek apter bheek apter bheek and still behave as smiling pure unbeliever western so-called-progressive pig in foren lands like the mard-e-momin in the bigchure?

Galat newj in Yindu media. AoA.

Thij ij a bcture of purest of pure from purelands posing as so-called-progressive western pig in foren lands smiling after giving donations to United Nashun & India. AoA.

Thij make ebry puki as proud as enemy American. Bhut bhi are better than American becauj bhi hab djinn takenolodging, bhi donate and bhi also have love prophet dinn. Bhi are not shameless bhikharis like United nashun and Yindu.

AoA.

Skanda · Post by **Skanda** » 24 Sep 2012 16:15

Capshun time

kish · Post by **kish** » 24 Sep 2012 16:38

^^^wah re wah bhat a bicture!

Hina Rabani carr ij ready phor aktion. bhy phor the female in the far right did not wear lipj stick?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 24 Sep 2012 23:45

The central phaje woudd habe required haraam lipztic.
The lepht one is good phar the see-near maulaz.
The lest one iz mysetry.
bye the bay, the central one iz mystery too az one would naat which is front and which is bak. btw, there is iz a sermon.phawa abpout it. So, no phear.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Sep 2012 08:53

Less than 10% of Bakistanis riot for religious reasons. Rest of the Bakistanis riot for largely secular reasons.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Sep 2012 08:57

Isloo ne beja Khar Dhoosh, Doosh ko Bajao phiro, byar se halal karo
Khar on Purr walk

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Sep 2012 09:00

Ranga Khush on Zardari Tush

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 25 Sep 2012 18:29

https://twitter.com/TarekFatah/status/2 ... 72/photo/1

(Halal link for the source of the bicture iz to abhoid the wrath of bredators).

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 25 Sep 2012 23:16

^^^
Deyar Maulaners,

Nqeering minds want to no ... Ij halal certification extended to khushboos, kamil and Dankeej?

Yours google searchingly,

Nanhamujahid

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Sep 2012 00:27

Iph joo can faaynd sootable size kaandums to fit the mijjile of Daankeys and kamils then yes, else loobricate poopenshchaft and pray to allmytee that there is no Gphati

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 26 Sep 2012 07:59

Kaption Time !!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 Sep 2012 08:36

joygoswami wrote:Kaption Time !!

Inner Prison and Outer Prison.

or ij that Mahdi Jahil Hamid and hij harem in Lal Qila Islamic prison after the Ghazwa-e-Hind?

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 26 Sep 2012 11:21

Skanda wrote:Capshun time

Onlee Tranzhakshun bhere jardar-eee didhnt get hij 10 pershent....

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Sep 2012 11:30

RCase wrote:

Is Bilawal Clinton Sahiba's secret son? Why is she mother in law giving angry looks hain ji?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Sep 2012 12:20

Khar houri looks so much like ballywood reject Rahul Dev

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 26 Sep 2012 12:22

eye habh a pheeling that zardi-e-alam got his 10% on this deal too, but wanted 20%... and then it all went sour...

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 Sep 2012 12:57

Could it be that Madam Klington wants to make sure that Khar Houri will not try to show seductive eyes to Sheikh Beal Klington, who haj a keen eye for hooris, especially those in blue dresses on which he likes to spill the beans.

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Sep 2012 12:59

^
that ij bhy klington sahiba ij also wearing blue... to conphuse the Sheikh.

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 26 Sep 2012 16:40

joygoswami wrote:Kaption Time !!

Its de new sooper sekurity at Pe-In-S Mein-Haram...De site phor shtoring New-clear Bhepons

brat · Post by **brat** » 26 Sep 2012 16:41

Lalmohan wrote:eye habh a pheeling that zardi-e-alam got his 10% on this deal too, but wanted 20%... and then it all went sour...

archan · Post by **archan** » 26 Sep 2012 17:34

Lalmohan wrote:eye habh a pheeling that zardi-e-alam got his 10% on this deal too, but wanted 20%... and then it all went sour...

do ju mean that the brotein shaikh went sour?

kish · Post by **kish** » 26 Sep 2012 18:43

[url=xxxhttp://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news-newspap ... vading-tax]FBR freezes PCB accounts for evading tax[/url]

Sources said confrontation between FBR and PCB has risen for a second time due to non-payment of Rs 30 million. As a result, FBR has confiscated Rs 18 million already present in the account of PCB and issued it notice to pay the remaining amount.

ha ha ha. Now, pee c b aljo haas no moniy, now how cumm bhe launch our pee pee el to challenge the Indian IPL.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2012 01:27

Why does hina want divorce to marry Bilawal? I thought mards can take 5 wiphes? Bilawal could be wiphe no 2 hainji?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Sep 2012 01:30

Overheard in Isloo :

"Who is your daddy? Who is your daddy?"
"Asif Ali?"
"SWISH ... SPANK!! SPANK!! WRONG!! "
"you? "
"good boy!! "

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Sep 2012 01:32

Anujan wrote:Why does hina want divorce to marry Bilawal? I thought mards can take 5 wiphes? Bilawal could be wiphe no 2 hainji?

Haaz Pillawaal phinished da idda beriod yet?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 27 Sep 2012 13:10

She was looking for it for a very long time. you can see the way she looks at the foreign ministers or american diplomats.
she settled for the smallest one available.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 27 Sep 2012 13:12

Looks like obama's have adopted her. bilawal's future father in law

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 27 Sep 2012 19:56

Skanda wrote:Capshun time

Can the Mullahs enlighten me on bhat halaal thing ijh billa-Wal doing in the phirst pikchar....

Ashley Kravitz · Post by **Ashley Kravitz** » 27 Sep 2012 23:56

nakul · Post by **nakul** » 28 Sep 2012 00:05

Ashley Kravitz wrote: