Bharat Rakshak

joygoswami wrote:Kaption Time !!

martinbaker wrote:

Skanda wrote:Capshun time

Can the Mullahs enlighten me on bhat halaal thing ijh billa-Wal doing in the phirst pikchar....

RCase wrote:

These liars are cummiting plashphemy with panners with no BENIS maatrial. I am 400% sure they are all RAA sharabi aginits with kurriktly sbelled panners. Notis, they are from the BAR Association of RAW Party. There was no widesbread whoylens combared to when the true ashiq-e-rasool momeens who brotested last week!

Since they are radi to dye, they shud be qadrified.

Pee Ass: The IEDitrs of the fartikle made it halal by lapeling the photu as 'Llawyers shout slogans'.

Amol.D wrote:Spat the RAW agint!

martinbaker wrote:

RCase wrote:

These liars are cummiting plashphemy with panners with no BENIS maatrial. I am 400% sure they are all RAA sharabi aginits with kurriktly sbelled panners. Notis, they are from the BAR Association of RAW Party. There was no widesbread whoylens combared to when the true ashiq-e-rasool momeens who brotested last week!

Since they are radi to dye, they shud be qadrified.

Pee Ass: The IEDitrs of the fartikle made it halal by lapeling the photu as 'Llawyers shout slogans'.

My question ijh bhy ijh RAA agint bhearing kufrs Jakit-tye????ijnt it hara-aam??? bhere ijh halaal shalwar kameejh? the national dress of pakjab????

Amol.D wrote:Spat the RAW agint!

partha wrote:^
yes, the one without a beard.

partha wrote:OUTRAJED! unblocks JooTube in Bakistan.[/url]

Zaid Hamid and his wife Suckeena Biwi was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses of retired and current Pakistan Army Generals..

On the third tee, Zaid Hamid said, “Islamic Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows of these shaheens and defenders of ummat’s houses . It will cost us a fortune to fix and GHQ may stop funding our TV programs.”

Suckeena Biwi teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

Zaidu cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. That seems like Gen. Kiaynai’s house. Even Hamid Gul cannot rescue us now.”

Suckeena Biwi: “Laal Topi walay fcukeer, what should we do now?”

Zaidu: “All right, let’s go up there, apologize and see how much it’s going to cost us.”

They walked up and knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on in.”

When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, “Are you the people that broke the window?”

“Uh yeah, sorry about that” Zaid Hamid replied.

“No, actually I want to thank you. I am a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You have released me. I am allowed to grant three wishes – I will give you each one wish, and I will keep the last one for myself.” the genie said.

“OK” Zaidu said. “I want to conquer Delhi and put Pakistan’s flag on Red Fort while listening to Radio Pakistan Delhi.”

“No problem-it is the least I can do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said looking at Suckeena Biwi.

“I want a million zionist dollars every year” she said.

“Consider it done.” the genie said.

“And what is your wish, genie?” Zaid Hamid asked.

“Well, since I have not had love with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife”, Genie replied.

Zaid Hamid looks at Suckeena Biwi and said, “Well, we did get a lot of money and conquered Delhi, Islamic honey. We guess we would not mind.”

The genie took Suckeena Biwi upstairs and ravished her for two hours, which was longest she had in all her life. After it was all over, the genie rolled over, looked at Suckeena Biwi and said, “How old is your husband anyway?”

“40″ she said.

“Really? And he still believes in genies !!!!!!!!!

‘Sharia Medicine’: Egyptian Clinic Treats People with Camel Urine

Inevitably the idea of drinking camel urine as a form of therapy—first proposed in the 7th century by Muslim prophet Muhammad—came up.
Not only did Dr. Naggar promote this practice, but he made the staggering announcement that right now in Egypt a medical center in Marsa Matrouh actually specializes in treating people with camel urine, all in accord with the prophet’s advice

http://frontpagemag.com/2012/raymond-ib ... mel-urine/

WB fears Pakistan may not achieve Millennium Development Goals even by 2025