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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Oct 2014 00:06
by RCase
Nikhil T wrote:Bakistan's heir apparent Bakwas Bhutto's speech. This boy is seriously funny - he doesn't know Urdu and his public speaking skills are so poor. He's clearly out of place and yet in the video he's is to dispel the notion that he's PPP chairman because a Bhutto.

If you don't have much time, just watch from 15:00 to 16:00, 23:00 to 24:00. :rotfl:

Vimeo Speech
:rotfl:
Did Below-All have an orgasm? I thought Rahul Pappu was a disaster. This guy beats that! Who ij that auntie next to Below-All that seems to be nodding and clapping?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Oct 2014 00:28
by partha
RCase wrote:Who ij that auntie next to Below-All that seems to be nodding and clapping?
Motorma Mrs Good Haqqani.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Oct 2014 02:22
by Mukesh.Kumar
Suppan Holla. Suppan Holla.

Kansperacy Alert: Below-All is a RoW agint propped up by Eye-Talian Medam to make Pappu look good. Next time on peepels of Ghazaye Hind will be so glad that they don't have Below-All, they will pote pappu to pawar

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Oct 2014 14:25
by Shreeman
supanallah my first 72 raisins in a long time. the korn bhlakes will pe delisious in the morning.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Oct 2014 17:00
by Comer
Moosearaf has come to the rescue with dem fighting words
http://www.firstpost.com/world/pakistan ... 59835.html
"In Kashmir, we can fight with the (Indian) army from both the front and back...
With such a die-e-bolical Pindi channa attack, Injuns have to import billions of kerchiefs from Al Bakistan - solving war and economic problems of Al Bakistan. No need of MFN status.
Al Bakistan is plessed with such poet warriors.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Oct 2014 19:36
by abhijitm
bojitively thinking of how 72 khuspoo look like. Bhat fun! Can't bait for 72... gimme 72 plij.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Oct 2014 19:59
by member_28640
saravana wrote:Moosearaf has come to the rescue with dem fighting words
http://www.firstpost.com/world/pakistan ... 59835.html
"In Kashmir, we can fight with the (Indian) army from both the front and back...
Adding some more context
"In Kashmir, we can fight with the (Indian) army from both the front and back...We are Muslims.We will not show the other cheek{butt cheek?} when we are slapped. We can respond tit for tat{hain?}

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Oct 2014 23:27
by partha
Turkey PM announces he will be visiting Pakistan soon.

bhat dafaq. ij thij a thing now? beepul announcing their visits to bakistan? i hope it doesn't become an Instagram trend.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Oct 2014 12:17
by Melwyn
Pakistan makes a world record . 80% Polio cases in Pakhanistan.

http://www.dawn.com/news/1138522/pakist ... -cases-who

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Oct 2014 13:14
by Baikul
partha wrote:Turkey PM announces he will be visiting Pakistan soon.

bhat dafaq. ij thij a thing now? beepul announcing their visits to bakistan? i hope it doesn't become an Instagram trend.
Bhat do ju mean Tharki PM? Hain ji?

If he ij tharki PM why ij he coming to p'loved Bakistan? Bhat will he do? :evil:

Marshall la, we already habe tharki PMs, tharki jarnails on top of tharki karnails, tharki cujjins marrying each otther and many many tharki mujahids loving their Ayeshas here.

Bhy do we need another tharki, hain ji?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Oct 2014 13:23
by Baikul
Yand, on tharki PM I am farmraaoing world famous Bakistani doha.

This ij the 800% haram kuffa version:

karat karat abhyaas ke, jadmat hoth Sujaan
rasri aavat jaat hai, sir par hot nisaan


This ij the 500% Bure singing verjion of Bakistani Army :

Tharak tharak abhyaas ke, jadmat hoth Sujaan
Jab Indian fauj aaye gi, g@@nd par padath nishaan

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Oct 2014 17:24
by member_22733
Turkey PM maybe really kanstipated if he announces that he will vijit Bakistan

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Oct 2014 18:19
by vishvak
Thurkey PM eij want to help land of peace and polio by taking a few jihadis away and eij to accept totally unjahil polio free certificate.

Thurkey aljo want pakistani good boi habits and rage boi habits.

For polio free thurkey boyj,
Brotherhood-bin-peace-ullah

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Oct 2014 00:03
by Vikas
Ju are jealous of Thurki PM vijiting Pakistan. Don't ju know one half Abba of Al-Baki momins from Abba's side claim Thurki to be the 'dhoor ke Abba'.
Now Abba is coming to meet Pak-ammi so bhat goes of jour Uncle.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Oct 2014 01:20
by Nikhil T
News hour debate on Musharraf 'inciting Kashmiris' remark

Watch from 12:30 to 14:00 minutes. Paki guests (ex-Army) are openly nuclear sabre rattling "one bomb in Delhi and India will be finished". And they're so disgusting on national television "You brahmins will be shitting in your dhotis". I'm not kidding, this is an actual remark!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Oct 2014 02:46
by Anujan
RCase wrote:
Nikhil T wrote:Bakistan's heir apparent Bakwas Bhutto's speech. This boy is seriously funny - he doesn't know Urdu and his public speaking skills are so poor. He's clearly out of place and yet in the video he's is to dispel the notion that he's PPP chairman because a Bhutto.

If you don't have much time, just watch from 15:00 to 16:00, 23:00 to 24:00. :rotfl:

Vimeo Speech
:rotfl:
Did Below-All have an orgasm? I thought Rahul Pappu was a disaster. This guy beats that! Who ij that auntie next to Below-All that seems to be nodding and clapping?
Pure gold! :rotfl: At the 15:00 min mark, he actually feels pretty smug about himself and looks around proudly. :rotfl: Speaks urdu like how that British officer in Lagaan spoke hindi :mrgreen:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Oct 2014 02:48
by Anujan
Everyone knows one should only shit in pakistan and not in their dhoties.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Oct 2014 04:51
by Vivasvat

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Oct 2014 16:30
by Philip
Lone voice in the Paki wilderness of "closed minds".

Dogma and decline
By Irfan Husain

Fouad Ajami, the Lebanese academic who died recently, once aptly described the general Muslim outlook as “A political tradition of belligerent self-pity”.

This pretty much sums up our attitude as we blame the world for our woes while feeling sorry for ourselves. The long decline of Islamic civilisation is placed at the door of scheming Westerners, and our backwardness is the fault of our colonial experience.

But the reality is that much of North Africa and the Middle East was colonised by Ottoman Turkey, a Muslim empire. And our fall into despair and irrelevance began long before the heyday of European colonialism in the 19th century.
The chaos in Muslim states makes us wonder when the rot set in.

As we look around at the increasing chaos and violence that is wracking much of the Muslim world, many of us wonder when and how the rot set in. After all, Islamic civilisation had, until a millennium ago, been a beacon to the world in the sciences and the arts. In a period of great bigotry in Europe, Muslims had been tolerant of other faiths and had nurtured — and built upon — ancient Greek learning.

The siege and destruction of Baghdad by the Mongol army under Halaku Khan in 1258 only hastened the decline of the caliphate as its power had dissipated long ago.

But the decline had begun earlier when Muslim rulers and clerics turned away from reason and internalised a rigid dogma. Before this hinge moment in Islamic history, the Mu’tazilah movement had influenced thought and policy with its emphasis on reason between the eighth and tenth centuries.

It was in this glorious period that philosophy, science and the arts flourished. Based in Basra and Baghdad, adherents of the school argued that “Sacred precedent is not an effective means of determining what is just, as what is obligatory in religion is only obligatory by virtue of reason.”

Gradually, this enlightened view was chal­lenged by the orthodoxy. Led by Abu al-Hasan al-Ashari in the 10th century, this school argued that “Human reason in and by itself is not capable of establishing with absolute certainty any truth with respect to morality, the physical world, or metaphysical ideas”.

They also insisted “Nothing in nature can act spontaneously and apart from God.” As Robert Reilly says in The Closing of the Muslim Mind: “The fatal disconnect between the Creator and the mind of his creatures is the source of Sunni Islam’s most profound woes.”

This mindset soon took a firm grip on Muslim thinking, education and ethos. The result was that anything new and out of the ordinary was condemned as ‘innovation’, and its creator ostracised or punished. At around this time, the gates of ijtihad, or independent reasoning, were firmly shut.

Thus, while the printing press came into use in Europe in 1460, the Islamic world waited until 1727 before permitting its introduction. Pervez Hoodbhoy, the physicist and author of Muslims and Science, an incisive study of the decline of science in the Muslim world, has documented some depressing facts: with a population of 1.6 billion, Muslims have produced only two Nobel laureates in the sciences. Forty-six Muslim countries contribute a mere 1pc of scientific literature.

And startlingly, Spain — hardly an intellectual heavyweight — translates more books in one year than the entire Arab world has done in a millennium.
Considering that it was the Arabs who translated Greek texts, and thus kept this ancient learning alive, this trend is deeply disturbing.

While the Muslim world was at the start of its decline, Europe was shooting ahead. Islam had no tradition of independent institutions of learning as madres­sahs were mostly funded by waqf, or religious endowments, and impa­rted instruction in various aspects of Islam.

Meanwhile, scientific enquiry in Europe, nourished in the media­eval universities in Bologna, Oxford, Cam­bridge, Paris and else­where, made steady progress. The advent of the printing press made books more accessible, and ideas spread quickly in the scholarly community.

In Islam, no distinction exists between religious and political ends. In an article tit­led ‘Why the Arabic world turned away from science’, Hillel Ofek argues that the main reason science flourished in the early Abbasi period was that Greek learning was assimi­lated and disseminated. But with the rejection of the Mu’tazilah, this precious tradition was lost, and reason and logic abandoned.

None of these views are new: Muslims have long been aware of why we are where we are. The ongoing militancy from Nigeria to Iraq to our tribal areas is basically a violent repudia­tion of the modernism and globalisa­tion that have left the Muslim world even further behind.

But while Europe went through its Refor­mation, Renaissance and Enlight­enment, we are still locked into our Ashari mindset, determined to stick to a literal interpretation of the faith, and unable to restore ijtihad to its rightful place. Until we can learn the lessons of the past thousand years, we are doomed to fall even further behind.


[email protected]
Published in Dawn, October 18th, 2014

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 18 Oct 2014 17:27
by vishvak
Other than Indians no one cares for bakis. We give baki dead weights much more damn than even Afghans and Iranians combined - both their brotherhood members.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 02:59
by RCase
Introducing another first Baki invenshun ....

Dholak roll pleaj ....

Duniya's first silakhan car (with waater kit injin, offcourse). Pleaj to see Baki djineers using haath-ki-safai in djining car.

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Paging Gullu Butt ... Gullu Butt hajir ho!!!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 03:03
by RCase
Naat to be outdone, Baki Apduls are djinining ijlamic raakits to send to Mars.

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Hakim sahib, pliss to gibe eggsburt opinion if raakit looks like it haj jinnital waarts?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 09:15
by wig
thij is bious neuj form al englandistan


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... field.html

Sheep munch through £4,000 of cannabis plants dumped in their field

exsherpts
A flock of sheep were left feeling rather woolly-headed after accidentally munching on thousands of pounds worth of cannabis plants.


The animals began stumbling about after getting high on seven bags of the intoxicating plant, which had been dumped in their field.


Police won’t be taking action against the sheep for tucking into their illegal meal, but are determined to catch the “irresponsible” crooks who grew and discarded the class B drug.


The £4,000 hoard of cannabis plants, each about 3ft tall, was found by the flock at the edge of Fanny’s Farm in Merstham, Surrey.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 10:51
by Agnimitra
Diyar see-near maulers,

Bhaat ij the furfort oph "meri beti mera fukher hai" according to thij maulaner?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUTaVtPGVbQ


Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 11:16
by vishvak
Thij show bakis are bro-greasing by sticks and fingers and cuts.

Thij make bakis see 3D MEDICAL PROCEDURE. Thij ij halaal way of expression to avoid sharam sharam cutting.

Safe with long sticks,
unjahil-ullah

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 11:28
by Comer
:(( When would Bakistan and this thread would ever reach 72

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 12:15
by Vikas
72 and coming..

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 13:29
by Agnimitra
VikasRaina wrote:72 and coming..
:rotfl:
Thij double entendre ij conformable with Bakistan's reajon dieter

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 14:01
by Ardeshir
Top of the charts: Islamabad airport voted worst in the world
Benazir Bhutto International Airport (BBIA) Islamabad has been declared the worst in the world in terms of cleanliness, facilities and customer service in an online survey.
The poll was carried out by the “Guide to Sleeping at Airports” website, which gives visitors an analysis of airports across the globe, the facilities they offer, and the experiences of visitors. BBIA was ranked fourth worst last year by the same website.
Jeddah’s King Abdulaziz International Airport follows Islamabad in the list on second place, while Kathmandu Tribhuvan International Airport in Nepal clocks in at third. Manila, which was knocked off the top slot, now occupies fourth place on the list.
AoA! AoA! AK Phyrree!!
This is a broud moment for us! We win! AoA!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 19 Oct 2014 22:40
by RCase
Agnimitra wrote:Diyar see-near maulers,

Bhaat ij the furfort oph "meri beti mera fukher hai" according to thij maulaner?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: bhy waj betty naat covered up hainji? Anyway he ij following glorious ijlamic tradishun.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Oct 2014 01:57
by Shreeman
VikasRaina wrote:72 and coming..
supanallah, my phirst 72 raisins in a long tyme.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Oct 2014 03:07
by Anujan
AoA!! 72!! IB4TL!!!!

But BENIS dhaaga is like Al Qaeda no 3. One attains 72, another one magically appears.

http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... f=1&t=6901