Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

AnimeshP · Post by **AnimeshP** » 29 Jan 2010 02:37

Wow ... jin is a gift that keeps on giving ...

ok....since people are discussing about Jinns, i will urge people not to even think of doing some sort of friendship with Jinns. just read this thread and forget abt it, these things are dangerous.

one of my cousins was swimming in a river in my village. the water was abt chest height. but suddenly he started to drown. the guys around him thought he was joking as he was a good swimmer and the water was not deep, but they soon saw blood in the water. they ran and took him to the hospital. the doctors said that he has lost most of his blood, and most of his body was in coma , however they could not verify from where the blood loss occurred, as there was no major injury. it seemed like something had squeezed the blood out of him.

his condition started to get worse and he could barely speak. when he was near to his death, he told his family something which shocked everyone.

he said that some days a go there was a marraige in a village on the opposite mountain, but his family did not let him go. so at night when everyone was asleep, he and one of my other cousins decided to sneek out and go walking though the mountiains and pine forests to the next village and come back before sunrise. on their way, in the middle of the forest, he stepped on a stone and one of his shoe suddenly broke into two peices. as they were halfway in the forest, he decided to carry on. during the way and during the night at the marriage, he kept feeling that something is pushing him. he came back before Fajar to his village and went to bed. he kept hearing voices swearing to take revenge. the voices looked like that of a female.

he said that when his shoe broke in the forest, he actually stepped on a stone on which a Jinn mother had put her baby. and when he stepped on it the baby died and the shoe broke. the Jinn mother kept following him and when he went swimming took her revenge.

he died as soon as he said this story. most of our relatives found this hard to believe, but this were his last words....

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so please guys, keep in mind that Jinns are dangerous. if you mess with them they wont leave you. ive had some small encounters but Alhamdulillah not any major ones.

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 29 Jan 2010 02:48

founder of pakistan is who? Jinn-ha ya na? This pakis are funny.It used to be
tripple A kept pakis a float. Now they may wanna change that too JJJ= joos,jinn & Jhapad

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Jan 2010 05:11

Kuffar Amdavadi, Jinnha waz alos known azz fondling father oph Paqquistan.
Paquuestan waz dishkuvered in da fondling brocess annd bith Paqueestan dishkuvered , kan Musharraf bee pharr "Behind".
a
Jinn ha- ha , the phondling phather oph Paqueestan said
I haab a dreem dhat one day Jinn and Paqui shall shit together ekwal..dwelling in grrate retardness.
I haab a dreem dhat one day Paquee will be judge by da Musharraf and da vasleen it holdz.
I haab a dreem dhat ,all Kushpoos are ekwally luving in dhee eyez oph mango Abdul, dhat Mujjis habb no eksloosib klaim ober highesht Jannat e Khushpoo.
I haab a dreem..

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 29 Jan 2010 06:05

I yam bondering bether aaal thij jinn bujiness broves that paquis are schizophrenic aj a rule? Bhy allah's chojen peepuls hab come to thij?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 Jan 2010 07:58

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 Jan 2010 08:13

Pleej check this out

http://karmicsoliloquy.blogspot.com/

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 29 Jan 2010 11:53

Diyar Gaganullah

400% shukriya.

Nobody haj abbrejiated my contriputions with a certiphicate. Last time it habbened waj when I got a certiphicate oph clean chit from kuffar oph WKK tribe.

Salams

niran · Post by **niran** » 29 Jan 2010 12:29

AOA
Diyar Aditor Janab
Eye bring gravelly gravest tidings.
Ebil Bhartiyas hape flow a Jahaj PAK-FA SU-50.
up until now, eet was not know wat eej da matlab oph thij Kode.
eet means PAK ki Faad 50 Baar Super kruijing
eet sapposed to be invisible so by the taime Baki know eet already will
hape entered mussarraf yand faad 50 taimes and flown away.
no kali khuspoos sacrificing or Djins marrying will save us.
Pliss inform the great yand wise Jirga members to ishtart iskratching
their kollective peard and find a sollution, meanwhile eye yam
digging deeper yand hidng even deeper.
Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 Jan 2010 13:00

El brejidente dus bercenti saying Bakistan-khapey

Now thij new phyter even latest than JF-17 bandar ij saying PAK-Eff Aye - that ij PAK-Phatey.

w/salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 Jan 2010 13:04

Meanwhile Hila-le award is given to Maulanas Praveen-ulla, and Sriman-ulla

Please click to accept citation.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Jan 2010 23:02

ajay pratap wrote:AOA
Diyar Aditor Janab
Eye bring gravelly gravest tidings.
Ebil Bhartiyas hape flow a Jahaj PAK-FA SU-50.

IZ Dhiz aboot nu PAKFUQ jahaz teshted by kuffa Roosy ?

James B · Post by **James B** » 29 Jan 2010 23:14

I have a pooch?. Ij thij how djinn looks?.

While in Mina the sisters and I had a lot of time to chat. We heard stories about Hajj and about living in Saudi Arabia. The mother and daughter Afghani women that stayed with us in the tent in Mina went to Makkah and climbed the mountain to see Cave Hirah where the Prophet (SAW) first received revelation of the Quran. They were told a story regarding Cave Hirah. A story about a woman that climbed up to see the cave while on her Hajj journey and took a picture of the cave. When the woman returned home and developed the film there was a BIG RED JINN in the picture standing in the cave, Subhana-Allah!!! I am told that this picture is online somewhere, Allahu Alim!

http://www.themuslimwoman.com/myjourney ... advice.htm

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Jan 2010 23:18

Alien Vs Predator or Baki VS Djinn?

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 30 Jan 2010 00:04

I phound something better for baki biraders. Tada...tada... (Drum roll).. DJINN KUSHBOO. Pliss to dekho.

archan · Post by **archan** » 30 Jan 2010 00:23

^^ ROTFL!

Can moojahides marry djinn khushboos?

In other newj, GUBO while laying down ij deklared haraam. Ishtoodents bliss to take correktive akshun.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 30 Jan 2010 04:46

Pismillah !!! Bhat a great din phor bakistan today. The evil yanks gave PAK-AF and see bhat...today the Russians have tested a new pad ass plane and named it in the glory of bakistan : PAK-FA . bhat a good time time phor bakistan to be getting rewarded with Pak-Af and Pak-Fa. Only ATM knows bhen will that Pak-FA fly over bakistan. 72 goats to Russians for naming a plane on bakistan.Bliss to give Hila-Le-Jinn award to Putin.Salam !!!

archan · Post by **archan** » 30 Jan 2010 09:50

I hab a pooch. Bliss to see this screenshot-e-cricinfo. The sar-line says "doran strikes hurt bakistan". I hab heard oph Drone-ishtrikes hurting the faithfool, bhat new bala ij thij Doran strike, hain ji?

niran · Post by **niran** » 30 Jan 2010 11:18

Prem wrote: IZ Dhiz aboot nu PAKFUQ jahaz teshted by kuffa Roosy ?

Assslamalaykoom
Yes eet eej indeed apout PAK-FA SU-50

eet sappose to be aple to Faad of Pak 50 taimes before Pak kan yell "yaalla! faad gai"
due to eets Super kruije appility.
eye yam telling jou hide deeper in deepest kave
Salam

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 30 Jan 2010 15:30

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Jan 2010 16:29

diyar mujahijron

many saals pahle, evil shaitan unkil ki hawai sepahis perfected the art of jinns appearing in tempting female forms

[youtube]mf4QG7MLj40&feature=fvw[/youtube]

warning - theyar are tasveers of mijjiles and maalishing

deep thought is akkaring... eej predator jinn haaram daughter of this yeevil temptress?

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 30 Jan 2010 21:37

Archanullah,
The answer to jour pooch is in the sup-title opf the newj. It sayj - "U-19 final live scorecard".

Opvioujly, "Doran strikes" has something to do with pack-side activitiej, as oppojed to "Drone strikes" whcih rejults in a dead scorecard.

Arun_J · Post by **Arun_J** » 30 Jan 2010 23:23

I hab a pooch to kabil maulanaj....bhat ij "air daids"? Duj it mean "flying abbajaan"??

7 militatns killed, 14 injured in Bajaur air daids
http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news- ... -air-daids

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 30 Jan 2010 23:31

Arun_J wrote:I hab a pooch to kabil maulanaj....bhat ij "air daids"? Duj it mean "flying abbajaan"??

7 militatns killed, 14 injured in Bajaur air daids
http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news- ... -air-daids

Diyar Haroon_j,
It eej opvious that the whole incident took place in djinn dimension. Otherbhise explain to me bhat in the hell a 'militatn' is? Does daid stand phor 'djinn aided ijaculation development system'? Such heavt tikhnaalajy is very danjerous. No wonder bakis involved got their 72.

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 31 Jan 2010 03:33

Naat making this up but deff keeps getting dumber by the ghadi ki sooi. The din that PAK FA flew this thread was started.

Pak_Afaz
Jan 29 2010, 10:52 PM
Any thoughts on what happened to russian aviation industry. I mean once they were the pionneers of planes but now cant even match f-22.

But can learned maulanas say PAK FA why the PAK?

Chandragupta · Post by **Chandragupta** » 31 Jan 2010 11:22

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 31 Jan 2010 11:41

Ek pooch
If jinns do soosai bombing and go to jannat will they get 72 hooris or 72 jinns

Chandragupta · Post by **Chandragupta** » 31 Jan 2010 12:15

rohiths wrote:Ek pooch
If jinns do soosai bombing and go to jannat will they get 72 hooris or 72 jinns

Bhat kwoshion is that?!! Bhy phor jinns will do soosai bombing when there are soo many paki marads, hain jee?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 Jan 2010 12:35

Eye have one qweschun.

If martial baki mard marries jinn, can they have children? What type oph children will they have?
Will the children be TFTA? Or will they be SDRE?

Does the jinn have to be TFTA too?

So many qweschuns, no eajy answers

w/salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 Jan 2010 12:47

Bakistan develops pindigenous new Mijjile brogram

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 31 Jan 2010 15:56

Gagan wrote:Eye have one qweschun.

If martial baki mard marries jinn, can they have children? What type oph children will they have?
Will the children be TFTA? Or will they be SDRE?

Does the jinn have to be TFTA too?

So many qweschuns, no eajy answers

w/salam

Gaganulaah al kia-nahin fauji urf kanfuji,
If Baki mard marries even a Ayesha aar kuspoo, even then the childrens will be TFTA. Baki mard is like an ass no saary phamily phorum, ij like a donkey, naah saaree, actually ij like a mule. It can aanlee produce TFTA children and Gas.
Butt jour kweshchun giving birth to another kweshchun. If Baki Mard marries Jinn, who gets to keep the porth bife ?

Salaam

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 31 Jan 2010 18:44

It eej getting ebhen more konfusing if jou ask which is the right kombination:
a) 4 wifes+1 djinn
b) 3 kushboos+1 wife+1 djinn
c) 1 djinn kushboo + mijjile maintenance

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 31 Jan 2010 18:44

maulaanas! i ij pack aphter long time in houristan. i hab peen sent back to kumpleet more mishuns phor ijjlam.

Anujan wrote:Bakijtan to get drone technawlaji phrom kuffars. But ijnt our pindigenous drone takeeni 400% better ?

wun kweshchun onlee. ij thij the drone guarding the kraachi bundergah?

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 31 Jan 2010 19:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshfwN__kC8

the momeen have exposed a gaddhaar.
coatable coats in kaaments section.

jrjrao · Post by **jrjrao** » 31 Jan 2010 20:15

Afridi bites ball in bizarre twist as Pakistan bites the dust

February 1, 2010
PAKISTAN captain Shahid Afridi bit the ball and ran his teeth along the seam in an extraordinary finale to Australia's action-packed two-wicket victory at the WACA Ground last night.

With the match hanging in the balance, Afridi's brain snap was caught by TV cameras and he was likely to be sanctioned by the ICC match referee Ranjun Madugalle for one of the more bizarre incidents to have been witnessed in international cricket.

Ball-tampering normally results from fingernails being run down the seam but Afridi, for reasons only he could explain, seemed intent on putting the entire ball in his mouth.

Afridi has already been in strife for ball tampering, suspended for one Test and two one-dayers in 2005.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 31 Jan 2010 20:29

Grate din phor bakistan. Bakistan earlier had karpet muncher, now the time ij phor the leather muncher. Munchin are the ways of bakis, phrom Grass to Leather, you naam it, bakis munch it.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 31 Jan 2010 20:34

Afridi biting the ball for asif like a 400% bure momeen (krikit ball only -to all joo haram beople).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOhG-_elQow

AoA

jiraga I haph poonch ki

"ij biteing the leather ofh ball is ass halal as gibhing luv bites to a kushpoo in a cave or even biteing other types of balls phound in bairs hain ji?? "

plijj to add-vice.

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 31 Jan 2010 20:47

rohiths wrote:Ek pooch
If jinns do soosai bombing and go to jannat will they get 72 hooris or 72 jinns

Birather Rohituddin, relax. Dontchu worry have some curry! Indian army has been working with Jinns for a long time, so, no Jinn soosai bums here in Bharat is possible. As a matter of fact many Indian army officers take Jinn and tonic in the evening to renew their friendship in a spiritual way.
Gautamuddin

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 31 Jan 2010 20:50

g.sarkar wrote:
rohiths wrote:Ek pooch
If jinns do soosai bombing and go to jannat will they get 72 hooris or 72 jinns
Birather Rohituddin, relax. Dontchu worry have some curry! Indian army has been working with Jinns for a long time, so, no Jinn soosai bums here in Bharat is possible. As a matter of fact many Indian army officers take Jinn and tonic in the evening to renew their friendship in a spiritual way.
Gautamuddin

Are joo a kuffar yindoo RAA agint, hain?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 31 Jan 2010 20:55

Briaderly aphection phor Khalid latif by a auzzi nibble injpector.
Link

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 31 Jan 2010 21:08

RAAA spansered agints ki khaat khadi kar denge