Bharat Rakshak

Here are the fast trains of Bakistan. From the video, it seems like the true status of PR - many locos standing idle, no trains.

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RCase wrote:Talking of rail crisis ... here is another angle.

Are these guys pious or less pious?

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bhat a good phynd. both train and gentle mards are wajib ul cutlet.

I am sure you guys have seen this before, but what the heck, it is worth a laugh. Forget leasing locos from India. Bakistan has local techniqi for high speed rail. Who needs d-e-sell and loo-bric-ants, when the ind-e-genius baki solution exists.

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partha wrote:

RCase wrote:Talking of rail crisis ... here is another angle.

Are these guys pious or less pious?

bhat a good phynd. both train and gentle mards are wajib ul cutlet.

I sooch the kufar gaadi dryvar should be tried for plasphemy. He ij wajib ul cutlet for naat waiting for pious apduls to finish brayers.

RCase wrote:
I sooch the kufar gaadi dryvar should be tried for plasphemy. He ij wajib ul cutlet for naat waiting for pious apduls to finish brayers.

abjolutely. thij ij a comblicated case. who ij at fault here? the pious abduls should have missed the train and completed the prayers no?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k40k2xUfwIA

[quote="shiv"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k40k2xUfwIA

Suphanallah! All along I was sooching that the crow was not halal as the kufar Hindoos are the ones feeding it daily. This is a bious baki crow!

partha wrote:

RCase wrote:
I sooch the kufar gaadi dryvar should be tried for plasphemy. He ij wajib ul cutlet for naat waiting for pious apduls to finish brayers.

abjolutely. thij ij a comblicated case. who ij at fault here? the pious abduls should have missed the train and completed the prayers no?

Agreed this is comblicated, butt by abblying sialkot sharia laws, at the minimum, the train must be stoned!

Pakistan Railways: save it from dying
http://www.dawn.com/2011/10/16/pakistan ... dying.html

Besides being humiliated at platforms for long hours, it almost takes about 40 hours to travel from Rawalpindi to Islamabad and the situation is worsening day by day

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Birathers, please enlighten, from Islamabad to Rawalpindi is just 20 kms ! how can a train travel 20 kms in 40 hrs! may be its a print error!

menon s wrote:Pakistan Railways: save it from dying
http://www.dawn.com/2011/10/16/pakistan ... dying.html

Besides being humiliated at platforms for long hours, it almost takes about 40 hours to travel from Rawalpindi to Islamabad and the situation is worsening day by day

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Birathers, please enlighten, from Islamabad to Rawalpindi is just 20 kms ! how can a train travel 20 kms in 40 hrs! may be its a print error!

birather, joo are right. it ij indeed a print error. should be houris and naat hours.

^^

I bwant to aqs the jirga a bwery imborton kwestchun?

I recently bee-see-turd the deafanddumb jirga oph murtads, and I found somecheez bwery strange!

Pleez to check theej: How cum Mullah Omar hukkawalla dujj naat know bwhere he leebes? Or hajj Lagos shipf-turd to Ghana phrom Nigeria! And bwhy ijj he dung-ing on there? Ijj this is a case oph ghana dung, I mean "thick" dung?

A-o-A

Bhere izz the Megaalev train , et waz shoopoze tuu bee running between 2 Baki legs shprwad phrom Kaarachee to Kandhaaar.

That gadha (daankey) in the biccture apove ij phrom the Ding Dong Locomotiv companee in Cheena.

Salam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NprCjv7ljc

NSN (Rumor busting Desk): since the malicious ebil infedal khabari has been ispreading farji rumors
such as this

Riots in all of pakistan
NSN in eets patriotic dooty for da kauj
undertake to bust these rumors with pictrial peeroof
phirst we have peeroof phrom peelow

nahi! nahi! eet eez not phyair phrome roiting, eet eez phyair phrom rakitmard prelaunch sekwence



aff kourse eet eez not wat jou theenk, eet eez biraderly kuri-da gheron



not eben this much oph truth



all those ispreading lies will be severly gro....er dealt with



there you are, now this matter eez put to rest, NSN now kan koncentrate on other pressing matters at hand.

Salam
This is NSN always with you everywhere.

shiv wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NprCjv7ljc

Eye see no animul in the movee bicchar. I see and hear only bakis.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/275819/shah ... man-malik/

Interior Minister Rehman Malik on Monday said Shahbaz Taseer, the kidnapped son of slain former Punjab governor Salmaan Taseer, is still alive and has been shifted to the Pak-Afghan border

rehman malik knows too much. he ij aljo not blaming thij on 3rd elemant, phoren hand, outside phorces. makes me susbicious about him.

Bhery intelligent TFTA's

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Sarakati jayye haiii, Mush se Saaalwar
Aaaahista Ahhista
Aaa raha Armitage ka BaaaaJ ,
Aaaahista Aaaahista!!
Mush Tush kar diya Kharab
Yindian ne
Aaaahista Aaaahista .

Some bious abdul pliss to apply 1000 stribes to this zahil NSN refarter niran-ullah for spreading haraam lies.

The correct caption of bicchar ij:

"My Tatte on Phyrr!! My Tatte on Phyrr!!!!"

niran wrote:

AoA, Bismullah, habibullah, kabuliwallah, chanawallah louder and throatier AOA and so on......Bakistani IT ka jawab nahi waah kya khoob!

The tablet war just got intense with Pakistan and Taliban jumping into the fray with a $1 'Halal' tablet.

Just a day after India launched a $35 android tablet, the Taliban has announced the launch of its own cost effective shariah compliant tablet. Taliban claims the ‘Liyaaqat’ will change the way the terror group operates and will make their cadres more tech savvy. If sources are to be believed, even the Pakistani army, (which has funded the Taliban R&D team which developed the tablet) has shown a keen interest in acquiring this device for its troops.

Features

7 inch 2-color slide resistant granite-based display
Front and rear display units (Primary plus1)
Pencil backup for over 300 hours standard, 72 hours painting
Break and corrosion resistant granite body
Shariah compliant
Mullah-friendly design
Light weight
3 inch eraser upgradable to 5 inches
Chalk support – 12-color
Stylus styled pencil free


Speaking at the launch of Liyaaqat, Taliban’s communication in-charge Mullah Somar said “we have now moved a step closer to arming our cadres with the latest tablet technology. It is a different matter that no one knows how to read and write here; but we will soon find a use for this tablet. Till such a time, our cadres can learn how to draw and waste time before heading to suicide missions”.

The Newj network has learnt that Taliban is planning to launch a commercial variant of Liyaaqat which will have more features and will be priced suitably. Taliban's marketing wing tells us that their research has shown that there is a huge market for slate tablets in the border areas of Pakistan.

Microsoft’s legal team has us to share pics of Liyaaqat. “We will examine if we can sue them on something,” our MS source said.

Bakistani IT industry responds to India 35 Dollar Tablet

harbans wrote:
Bakistani IT industry responds to India 35 Dollar Tablet

wah! wah! magnificent tidings indeed 72+28 tons of ishtinking goat dropings phor the TITs(taleban IT)

harbans, Good one.

My first post.

Pattom wrote:Biraders,

I bring you glad tidings. Our glorious nation has again been listed in the top five on a worldwide indicator, a recently released report on air quality in countries around the globe by the World Health Organization. The 10 most polluted nations on earth are (drum roll, please):

10. Kuwait (Pollution level: 123 ug/m3)
9. Nigeria (Pollution level: 124 ug/m3)
8. Iran (Pollution level: 124 ug/m3)
7. United Arab Emirates (Pollution level: 132 ug/m3)
6. Egypt (Pollution level: 138 ug/m3)
5. Saudi Arabia (Pollution level: 143 ug/m3)
4. Senegal (Pollution level: 145 ug/m3)
3. Pakistan (Pollution level: 198 ug/m3)
2. Botswana (Pollution level: 216 ug/m3)
1. Mongolia (Pollution level: 279 ug/m3)

Beebul, I am so proud. We are rubbing shoulders with so many of our fellow Arabs on this list. Yes, there are some habshis, like Nigeria, Senegal and Botswana, but there is even the land of our ancestor via the Mughals - Genghis Khan's Mongolia. I feel all faint!

hi, sowee phur going OT bhut was curious where did you get this info from? and what do the readings quantify?

Botswana is one of the least polluted countries in the world.

http://www.dawn.com/2011/10/17/the-brid ... 0285#mgimg

Maulana Khulamkhula ,ChakkaChukk, GillaGulla and Madam Khar

clinton sahiba is vijiting bakistan. somewhere alqaeda number 4 ij getting ready to take charge aj number 3.

i hear yindoos are holding something called phormullah 1. whatever it ij, amreeka should give that phormullah to bakistan to restore the balance in south asia.

eye thought bhe bhere all phor mullah?
are ju against mullah?
hain ji?

i meant phormoola joo see

eye thought bhe bhere all phor moolah?
are ju against moolah?
hain ji?

eye yam naat against moolah..that ij bhy demanding amreeka to give uj more moola.

eye phear that asking amreeka phor such things will only result in us getting big big mooli in musharraf

partha wrote:i hear yindoos are holding something called phormullah 1. whatever it ij, amreeka should give that phormullah to bakistan to restore the balance in south asia.

aarey Partha Hakimji!
eeph thee phormooli is like poleeyo phormooli then bhee du nawt bhant eet. Ju will be geeting khujli een kaatlet bhy the moolas eef theyat ees thee kase.

capsun this



state of the naishun

^^^ cabsion taime

Naav that iqbal mirchi is pakdo'ed in ukistan, I am going underground.

On panna numper 52 oph the papistan dhagaa, that kaffir sdre acharya is boleing about some "Great Game" he has bosted 7000000000000 artikals about the shame.

I pooch wat in the naam of great pbuh is this great game, and why are we numper 1 at losing it?

Phor capshun oph mujahid aan scooter: Thij ij eggjample oph how the gerate nashun oph Bakistan ij pulling itj citijens to broper lebel.

Aaalternatibe capshun: Pakhanistan, here I cum!

It izz naat Grate Gaim butt da gratest Kuufar izz on Mzzile Dhaga. A grate kapphir taaalk about SASSU tank showing lack oph troo imaazination by ignoring da nattuural link between Mizzle yand SUSSU tank.
EYE vote phor Shending him tuu Russlez Peetrs for broper edukation.

^^^ Drive-in Kave Kamplex scam: Wider Chinese scooters bought at the behest of Mrs Haqqani