Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

kish · Post by **kish** » 01 Dec 2012 04:21

[url=xhtttp://tribune.com.pk/story/473306/azad-%20kashmir-landslide-kills-three-soldiers-military/]Azad Kashmir landslide kills three soldiers: Military[/url]

A first landslide hit early Friday, killing the three soldiers, said Raja Saqib Majeed, deputy commissioner of Neelam district, of which Kel is part.

Later in the morning the 10 civilians and eight soldiers made it to the site to search for, he told AFP.

“Another landslide hit this rescue party and they were buried under it,” he added.

The bodies of the three soldiers had been recovered but rescuers were still hunting for the eight soldiers and 10 civilians from the search party, local official Raja Saqib Majeed told AFP.

I keeep hearring about landslide frecuvently. After it habbans baki soldier die.

Ij 'landslide' faster than 'downhil skiing'?

Ij it a violation of bakistan sovirginity like drone attocks?

Butt anywajs i am happy that baki soldiers got Azadi in Azad cashmir.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Dec 2012 09:51

kish wrote:[url=xhtttp://tribune.com.pk/story/473306/azad-%20kashmir-landslide-kills-three-soldiers-military/]Azad Kashmir landslide kills three soldiers: Military[/url]

“Another landslide hit this rescue party and they were buried under it,” he added.
'landslide' faster than 'downhil skiing'?Ij it a violation of bakistan sovirginity like drone attocks?
Butt anywajs i am happy that baki soldiers got Azadi in Azad cashmir.

Hu izz aphraid oph Landslide. Landlsilde shounds so unmartial, Bakkistani Quami martial expberience extends ober 6 decade oph 3.5' L..nd slide.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 Dec 2012 11:05

Baptions plz..

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 01 Dec 2012 11:36

"Psst, want a Beijing vijja?"

"Motorma this close to ju, I yam pecoming tarrel than mountain....how deep ij jure GUBO?"

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 01 Dec 2012 12:18

Motorma displays 400% Pindigenously produced made in Pakistan nanha.

partha · Post by **partha** » 01 Dec 2012 13:18

biraders,

i hab phoud the reason why we lost 1971 war against Yindia. According to my investigashun it turns out Yahya Khan's jernails and kernails misunderstood hij order to fire mijjiles on Yindia

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 01 Dec 2012 13:25

<<<Life in LMU>>> Mujahids frolicking with goats in the dark corners of LMU cave complex

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 Dec 2012 14:55

Bhat ijj dijj Mango Apdul doing ???

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 01 Dec 2012 18:38

joygoswami wrote:Bhat ijj dijj Mango Apdul doing ???

M-e-asuring mangoes, bhat else?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Dec 2012 05:50

joygoswami wrote:Baptions plz..

500% broof thar our phour phathers came riding on horjes from the lands of Mongolia and are the descendants of Cheenghis Khan. That is bhy we still have tarrel and deepel fliendship with our humsaiya mulk Cheen.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Dec 2012 05:54

joygoswami wrote:Bhat ijj dijj Mango Apdul doing ???

Sceneiyar Maulaners, wajn't there a fatwa that a na mehram could be made mehram if he waj preast fed by motorma?

DevD · Post by **DevD** » 02 Dec 2012 06:43

^^^ Did joo sbat the RAA agent cunningly objerving the egjjbloding mangoes?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 02 Dec 2012 12:34

Ijj dij Pignam eshtyle ???

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 02 Dec 2012 15:17

^^^^
Nope, they're practicing how to surrender properly.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 02 Dec 2012 17:07

Here now , we bakis surrender and demaand khusboos and chicken biryani under Geneva Convention...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 02 Dec 2012 17:11

joygoswami wrote:Bhat ijj dijj Mango Apdul doing ???

looks like a qafir yindu lady wearing mangalsutra and yellow suit , teasing a faithfool with her mount nippu , bhat ij abdul soching, so near yet so faar...

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 02 Dec 2012 18:19

Diyar Maulaners of LMU,

Eye dekho a ceiling Phan attach-e-d to the rear of thijj pindigenous Baki Dlone ,
can this advanced takniki also be used to attach a phan on the rear-e-bottom of TFTA mujahid to develop a flying raakit mard ?

jours peard scratchingly,
Mullah-bin-OliL

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 02 Dec 2012 18:42

The fan haj only two plades and ij at rear. It is a saafisticated way of bakistaan aaarmy telling amrikis than it can handle only two mijjiles in the rear GUBO session and like the ecaanomy can fly on two pillion dallahs onlee. It's recession taaime so ameer khaans need naat pother faar more than two pillion.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 02 Dec 2012 23:34

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 03 Dec 2012 01:25

Plasphamy ! Plasphamy ! Plasphamy ! Bhat ijj dijj Abdul doin ???? 10,000 lashes for you

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 Dec 2012 02:58

Boor abdull can't decide beather to klaim right hand bojession or lept hand bojession.

Too many choicej - too much confoojion.

Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 Dec 2012 03:03

RCase wrote:500% broof thar our phour phathers came riding on horjes from the lands of Mongolia and are the descendants of Cheenghis Khan. That is bhy we still have tarrel and deepel fliendship with our humsaiya mulk Cheen.

AoA,
Bakistani four fathers came from the land of the mongolians

Salam

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 03 Dec 2012 06:53

isnt that one of the Bakistani brophets in the top left second line?

joygoswami wrote:Ijj dij Pignam eshtyle ???

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 03 Dec 2012 09:01

No bonder our nanhas are searjing for born and khusbu sekj on googal:

I searched for ASS allahMUH WAH LE CUM and I was directed by googal into haraam sites, and I decided to rebort it to the local mullah. Aphter 3 hours of browsing the haraam sites and making a list of 30 sites, it is now bery difficult phor me to stop thinking about the 72 hoors I bill get in Jannat. I bill return back when I complete my survey of the Internet for all the sites I can rebort to Mullah

WAH LE CUM ASS allahMUH until then

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Dec 2012 09:25

lakshmikanth wrote:No bonder our nanhas are searjing for born and khusbu sekj on googal:

I searched for ASS allahMUH WAH LE CUM and I was directed by googal into haraam sites, WAH LE CUM ASS allahMUH until then

Mullah La Kashim Kaun Thaa
Dhiz brovez Phrench Azz bue know Cum Phrom Le Arapia

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 Dec 2012 15:10

Biradher CIAmontk,
Bhich brofet are joo talking apout?

svenkat · Post by **svenkat** » 03 Dec 2012 15:29

A nanha mujahid being feted by kernail abbajaan,ammijaan and ayeshas.So bahadur,cho kute. see near mujahids should bring nanha to cave complex for advanjed training.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 03 Dec 2012 19:08

Mauleners I habe good neuj (cross post phrom the seri-ass Bakistan thread)

Pride of nashion Dr Qad-e-e r Khan (400% not photochor) haj applied phor hij election symbol- mijjile.

http://www.aaj.tv/2012/12/dr-aq-khan-op ... on-symbol/

Mauleners, can we all phyrr our mijjles on erection, sorry election, day?

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 03 Dec 2012 20:41

I was talking about the one who said that PAF will convert Bangalore, Kerala to clouds of dust

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 04 Dec 2012 00:46

symontk wrote:I was talking about the one who said that PAF will convert Bangalore, Kerala to clouds of dust

If you mean Ham-id- Gul , that's naat His GUBOness .

Just realised there is a ham in hamid....jeehaaard..wajib-ul-cutlet

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 04 Dec 2012 02:23

Thij ij foto op friendship tested and tried which ij swiitell than honey.
AoA.

Tallel than mountain aljo mean honey, or some other substance if honey not available say poppy, made by order tried and tested from afghanistan, sweetened and sent to chin birathers, over mountain?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 04 Dec 2012 02:45

aabr pak djinns are making money in dollar$
Power-fooll ship supplying rental power also charged with rentals
Bhi bill get millions of $$ as 'outstanding' - becauj ship ij outside Karachi standing on water for power.

Aljo, bhi hab new way of making $$ by ordering for power from ship on water, and then demanding outstanding.
AoA.

Thij ij djinn-level invention in djinn-istan. Abr djinns are our fakr over kufr
dil dil djinn-istan jaan jaan djinn-istan.

jahil yindu baniya - short dark rice eating baniya - note about djinn-level trade invention of goatistani beepul and be jealous.
AoA.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 04 Dec 2012 14:31

New pindegenous Baki mijjile getting ready for takeoff.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Dec 2012 14:38

But maulener jamwalullah, I dekho 300% halal cowboyj lassoing Bakistani ghoda.

And bhat ghoda? Ju should dekho them lasso their *oda.

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 04 Dec 2012 15:49

Chinmayanand wrote:
symontk wrote:I was talking about the one who said that PAF will convert Bangalore, Kerala to clouds of dust
If you mean Ham-id- Gul , that's naat His GUBOness .
Just realised there is a ham in hamid....jeehaaard..wajib-ul-cutlet

deal cheeni-mullah,

Ij 'ham' aljo not halal?!

eye tho thaght dat only pork and pig ij not halal...

pj: Ij dag, kat, and mouje halal? Plij to cleriphy equikly...

saala-ham.

Edit: Ij insaan halal, hain ji? Iph ij halal, dhen it can sholve pakijtan'j population prablem. eye think paki govt should give me award phor thij jeniouj plan.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 04 Dec 2012 17:39

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Dec 2012 21:08

I suno pindigenous mijjile shed its palls and flew whooooosh over the sky?

http://dawn.com/2012/11/30/mysterious-m ... sile-ispr/

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 04 Dec 2012 21:25

A no-pall? I am suar that thij iz the phirst tyme that we hab done a no-pall. In all the mijjile launchez bephore thij there waj no talk-shak of palls. Maybe thij ij is the phirst tyme abar sainse-daanj are trying something that haj balls. Bhy bill any talk of ballj come otherbije? Hain ji.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 Dec 2012 21:29

hajj the ball-byter been invaalved?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Dec 2012 21:54

^^ That reminds me:

Jinnah, he had a one pig pall,
Liaqat, had do, put verrry small,
Kiyani, left hij bith his nani,
So poor old Pakfauj had no palls at all.