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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Feb 2015 00:07
by Prem
svenkat wrote:
Gagan wrote:Joo phools were wraang aal along
There ij no bangalore kerala, it ij actully Chennai, bangaloreSalammaulaners,pliss to note.
Thiz is what eye hurd,
Everybody Say, Paki all born Gay
Exbloring eeech other's Mush
With Fast Roll in the Hay !!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Feb 2015 01:09
by vishvak
MOAR ishq muhobbat for gay inbreds?

What iph no ishq muhabbat for non-gay inbreds make the non-gay inbred outrage?

no hate phor non-gays,
Ishq-muhabbat-all-baki-ullah

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Feb 2015 03:54
by Chinmayanand
Some Questions

This ij a dangerous baki asking right questions and making right conclusions. Hence , he is not a baki . I ask the jirga to declare this baki as wajib-ul-qatl as he wants to stob bakistan from entering ijlamic age full of deserts and camels and khusboos :evil:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Feb 2015 13:18
by RCase
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Al Bakistan test fires RAAD screwed mijjile.

Bakistanese are getting nightmares of getting RAA-D. This is a RAA sazish. Note the Saffron/Red color of mijjile.

Q1. Doej the mijjile running on waater tecknowlogy?
Q2. Where did the mijjile land? Could that be a fly over of villages of Iran like Hatf?
Q3. The mijjile looks like it ij flying in a Western movie. Where ij this set located?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Feb 2015 16:16
by Chinmayanand
jehaard against the baki traitor army which haj painted the missile red instead of green. did the four fathers not give money for baint ? this ij unijlamic and i ask the head of jahil shreef for this padmashi . jahil haj but bakistaniyat , ijlam and izzat in danger :evil:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Feb 2015 22:26
by vdutta
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2015 06:32
by Gagan
I heiyar that Koophar yindian actress Vidya Palan will blay BB in a new movie.

They are going to include a scene in that mobie thus: BB on a vijit to NoKo

Kliek - but naat to kliek when there are beebuls around, naat to kliek with kaafee or warm goat milk neerby

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2015 06:38
by Gagan
Arrah! look at the qweschun and anal-ysis heiyar

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2015 08:37
by Nikhil T
Saudi princes say phuk you to Porki Courts


The sources said that wildlife officials had little say over the hunting issue because of the influence wielded by the royal hunters. Whenever a wildlife official reports illegal hunting, he is punished.

Citing an example, they said that former DFO of Chagai, Jaffar Baloch, who had reported the hunting of 2,100 houbara bustards by Prince Fahd last year, had since been transferred first to Washuk and then to Sibi district.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2015 08:49
by partha
Gagan wrote:Arrah! look at the qweschun and anal-ysis heiyar

wah wah! in al-bakistan, gali gali mein strategic exberts.

bakistan is number 1 country in per capita strategic exbertise.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2015 04:11
by Gagan
Ultimate Spaat the Raa Agint

Hamid Gul falls on Musharraf

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2015 06:15
by Ambar
The Hamid Suar Gul video :rotfl:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2015 07:07
by shiv
Chinmayanand wrote:jehaard against the baki traitor army which haj painted the missile red instead of green. did the four fathers not give money for baint ? this ij unijlamic and i ask the head of jahil shreef for this padmashi . jahil haj but bakistaniyat , ijlam and izzat in danger :evil:
No you see, it ij a Raad mijjile and ij painted raad in culler.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2015 12:43
by member_28640
Dear Aideater,

Bhy for kuffr yindoo banias make the fun of troo bloo(green) Ijlamic Republic of Al-Bakistan, Hain?
Kuffr Yindoos do not know jat eet izz plan of allah and in juist a few years we will become an troo Ijlamic republic with Kamils and Dejert (and of course Djinns).
Joke ijj on Kuffrs they do not know that bee hab accelerated to our true goal ob zee 7th Century
Ha

Salam,
Al-Mujahid-7th century wale

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2015 13:21
by RCase
Ambar wrote:The Hamid Suar Gul video :rotfl:
If pigs can't fly, they fall to the ground!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2015 13:36
by Shreeman
Is el prejinte Eleven coming, or will he send one of his identical doubles -- I, Ii, IIi, Iv, Vee, Vi, Vii, VIiI, fraternal twin Ix, or nearly identical impersonator X?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2015 00:17
by RCase
Since he ij Prejident XI, his attendance will be a miss-teri-to the 11th hour.

Meanwhile, here is the all-weather forecast for Mar 23rd, 2015 in Bakistan:

Chance of unexpected, heavy showers (of pullets).
Severe thunder of AoA, with possible flashes of lightning caused by IED explosions.
Stay strapped in bullet proof car to avoid fatal injuries by hitting the sunroof lever.
High temperatures throughout the day and night. Daytime will feel like Arabian dejert, while nights will be like Arabian Nights with hooris. Heavy winds due to pindi chana gas eggsblosions.
Experience the legendary Bakistani deepel than the ocean groveling for bheek, accompanied by tarrel than mountain H&D, sweeter than honey flattery, slippery than vajlin lube, more precious than sight PIA hostesses.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2015 12:18
by vdutta
Spreading the love among boyz before retirement.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxzB2eZ96cE

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2015 20:58
by gandharva
An Arap!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 00:35
by RCase
gandharva wrote:An Arap!
Correction: A mishkeen Arap!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 02:52
by member_22733
He must be from aRAPEia a middal yeastern nation within Bakistani Ummah.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 07:49
by shiv
Shreeman wrote:I dont understand why there have been no collections being organized for pakistan in its dark hour. Come on, when the chips are down who else do you get to fight with? Pakistan, every time.

Its all fun and games while the place is dark and ammi and abba are enjwoying the privacy. But if it were to go away, you would miss all that cross-border firing.

All it would take is a few truck batteries loaded on samjhota express. As a big brother a small amount of electricity is surely not too much to ask. They buy $$B of goods from India, if they stopped buying it would be dark across this side too.

They are not asking for much, just a little bit of the electricity that you took out of their water to begin with.
If you knew even a little bit oph science joo would know that you can get electriccitity phrom water that comes from Hindustan by removing the Hindu kuffar influence - that ij by putting Agni below the water and heating it with electric heater. Because Hindus worship Agni their influence will jump out of the water as steam and take the electricity with them. This is the principle used in Thermal power stations. An electric heater is placed below water to remove Hindu influence - which jumps out as steam - and that steam can be made into slave to do work and produce electricity as jiziya. Same jiziya can then be used to heat more water.

The other method ij to put live electric wirej in water - the electricity will simply go back into the water.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 08:52
by Shreeman
I am sorry, pakistanis dont believe in hot water via electricity. The only holy hot water is gas heated water. You cant use electricity near already defiled water. The electricity will be defiled, and so will be all the transmission lines and the sub stations.

Didnt you hear about the black out. They tried imitating this technique. And boom! Darkness everywherr. Grass has already made everyone shorter. If china exports rice donations, there wouldnt be any way left to distinguish!

No, its sui gas. Or its nothing for hot water. Pakistanis care for their ibfrastructure. I mean look at the motor way. There is no road like that in south asia.

I suppose once KKH is open, there will be chinese pure muslim electricity imported. Its only a matter of a generation or two. In the mean time, moon sightings will be easy. IED mubarak!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 09:00
by member_22733
Jou guys must be joking!!! Yindians do not have the intelligence to steal electricity from water. Only last year we demonstrated how we can run a car on water and Indians are far behind on us in that area so according to my strategic understanding of India, they are not capable of extracting electricity from water.

As chief djinneer I anal-ysed the water coming from India and found that Indian electricity is short and dark onleee (unlike Bakistani electricity with is tall and bright).Therephore our djinn-tech cannot extract electricity from it. Sadly, I realized that we cannot depend on that river as a source since we need for Bakistani electicity with djin stamp on it.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 09:39
by Prem
Khush khabri , Glad tiding, Xi has agreed to come "in" Pakistan. Pakistani wanted to save Their Face so they asked him to come in and not on face.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 09:45
by Shreeman
Unfortunately, when the british divided india they left behind the electricity extraction technology in junagarh. why do you think it was occupied so eagerly. The hindus have copied it over and over.
There is no electricity in the water comung from india, there is no shame in admitting.

The water for water car was imported from arabia. This is why there is no mass manufacture -- no pipeline to bring water and anyway the arabians are short on water. They would rather sell oil.

Its not blasphemy to admit someone stole the electricity. They did. If they could extract any more thrn why would they release the water to come to pakistan? They are trying to sell the same electricity to pakistan instead. If they knew there was any electricity left, why would they try that?

Pakistan used to extract GiggaWatts of electricity from the same water. Now we are lucky if you can get a MuggaWhatt.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 09:48
by Shreeman
Jhujar wrote:Khush khabri , Glad tiding, Xi has agreed to come "in" Pakistan. Pakistani wanted to save Their Face so they asked him to come in and not on face.
He hasnt agreed yet. The finance minister has to try out the arrangement first.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 19:04
by vdutta

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 19:05
by vdutta

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 19:29
by rsingh
Shreeman wrote:I am sorry, pakistanis dont believe in hot water via electricity. The only holy hot water is gas heated water. You cant use electricity near already defiled water. The electricity will be defiled, and so will be all the transmission lines and the sub stations.

Didnt you hear about the black out. They tried imitating this technique. And boom! Darkness everywherr. Grass has already made everyone shorter. If china exports rice donations, there wouldnt be any way left to distinguish!

No, its sui gas. Or its nothing for hot water. Pakistanis care for their ibfrastructure. I mean look at the motor way. There is no road like that in south asia.

I suppose once KKH is open, there will be chinese pure muslim electricity imported. Its only a matter of a generation or two. In the mean time, moon sightings will be easy. IED mubarak!
Deer Shreemaullah Bekhabri, do ju know the chemical pharmulla af HOT WATER?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 20:29
by shiv
rsingh wrote: Deer Shreemaullah Bekhabri, do ju know the chemical pharmulla af HOT WATER?
I no thij
HOTwo

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 21:47
by vishvak
Why eij confusion of Jinping Xi coming to Pakistan and see green painted mijjile made in bakistan?

He eij coming to bakistan for sure.
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See? Painted mijjile watched by painted Xi Jinping.

Take that yindoo. Kooofffr no understand matlab of bakistan.

Painting mijjile all gleen,
painter-al-green-ullah

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 21:56
by member_28921
Burn you kuffars! Tight slap for all those who think Al Bakistan can't develop new and advanced mijjiles.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north ... le-n302031
One kweshun for senior mullahs - does thij mean R'aand mijjile works or does thij mean al Bakistan has developed a new mijjile?

I have a humple suggestion - we should invite comrade Little Dong to salute No Dong on 23 March. After all, North Korea is the only other nation victorious against a super power, just like Al-Bakistan.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Feb 2015 00:09
by Prem
This is real Kuldure of Baakistan


Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Feb 2015 02:40
by Lalmohan
eej that tha pakistani mijjile test phyrr range?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Feb 2015 13:05
by kancha
Wet dreams galore!
:rotfl:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Feb 2015 19:04
by vishvak
Lalmohan wrote:eej that tha pakistani mijjile test phyrr range?
REAL Bakistan, doing obscene whatever in the name oph yindooj only - Nagin dance etc.

Bakistaniyat don't allow anything but all gas in other's name. Saving Kashmir and that.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Feb 2015 12:24
by member_28921
http://www.dawn.com/news/1162463/charle ... tion-in-uk

This Dhimmi Shahzada is insulting the peacefools of Londonistan, who are just going about demanding what is rightfully theirs - Welfare Jaziya, beheading of enemy soldiers, covering up of exposed meat and Shariah for UKistan. I think this demonstrates that Dhimmis and Baki Faithfool are two different nations that have different values and cannot live together - they need separate homelands of their own. Pritish Bakis need a Djinnah who can get them their own land where they are all free to go to their temples, mosques et. al fearlessly.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Feb 2015 22:19
by vishvak
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This 'cleric' eij habing time of hij life in Bakistan. But why eij he showing two pooks and not one and only?

The sitting mujahid on the right corner thinking, iph mujahideen bow to one pook, will it not insult to the other pook and then WAQtl?

Iph mujahideen bow to the other pook, will it not insult to first pook and then WAQtl?

Thinking while sitting next to guns,
bina-mirror-cleanest-ullah

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Feb 2015 22:29
by Ambar
Nanha mujahid's t shirt :shock: