Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Jan 04, 2014

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 Jan 2014 11:46

Jhujar wrote:India will need to build better relations with Pakistan
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Wow! Mohammed Hanif, the darling of JLF types, the so called liberal shows his true Pakistaniyat. He is supposed to be intelligent and all but believes Indian nuke test forced Pakistan to go nuclear. Does he think Pakistan just developed nuclear bombs in one week post Indian tests? This article has all the well known patterns of Lahori logic. Didn't Hanif once put Shashi Tharoor in an uncomfortable position by making an anti India speech at a function in Kerala? He is no peace dove. He harbors the same dream every Pakistani does - Pak jhanda on Red fort yet WKK group gives people like him a platform to air their 'views' in India.

RAPEs are terrified that India is progressing and that Pakistan is going southwards with each passing day. Hence this constant kujli to come up with doomsday scenarios for India or jumping at every small opportunity to make a point about sanitation situation in India. This some how makes them feel better about their pathetic state. See this tweet which perfectly shows this behavior -

pankajs · Post by **pankajs** » 06 Jan 2014 11:54

^^
By the same logic

US is not part of the developed world: US supreme court declare rape by law enforcement legal and part of SOP.

Does that make US == India?

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 06 Jan 2014 17:55

Was checking dawn yesterday to see the reader comments for launch of GSLV. To my shock there was no article. Taseers daily crimes had an article but no one had commented on it

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 06 Jan 2014 18:00

Brad Goodman wrote: Taseers daily crimes had an article but no one had commented on it

And, it ends with

But the cost of the programme has attracted criticism as the government struggles to tackle poverty and child malnutrition.

kish · Post by **kish** » 06 Jan 2014 19:21

Now, back to regular programming in pakisatan. 9 muslims were killed by fellow muslims, 3 of them were child muslims. Alllaaaah the most mercifull would be happy.

Blast in Khyber kills nine, including three children

At least nine people, including three children, were killed and several others wounded Monday when a blast rocked the house of a tribal elder in the northwestern Khyber tribal region.

According to officials, the explosion hit the house of Hakeem Khan Akakhel, a tribal elder in a remote village in Khyber's Tirah valley, close to the Afghan border.

Senior local administration official, Nasir Khan, said the explosion occurred in the reception area of the home of the tribal elder.

According to reports, the nine killed in the blast included three children. Three suspected militants were also among the dead.

Officials said they were still trying to ascertain the exact nature of the blast.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Jan 2014 21:28

Qaim declares Sindh "atoot ang"

Chief Minister Syed Qaim Ali Shah has said that Sindh is inseparable part of the country and an indivisible entity. (Touche, qaimbhai, touché)

No one could dare to divide Sindh (Er...remember Bombay Presidency?)

It’s Sindh that had made Pakistan (I thought it was Nehru)

Qaimbhai also said this about the great paki leader, zulfi.

Mr Shah paid homage to Z. A. Bhutto and lauded his visionary leadership (He led the walkout in the UN Security Council, vowing to eat grass)

He recounted the late Bhutto’s achievements and said he made India to release 90,000 prisoners of war and liberate 5,000 square kilometres of land captured during the 1971 war.

What a guy, this Bhutto! He showed the Hindus their place with his cunningness.

Haresh · Post by **Haresh** » 06 Jan 2014 22:13

Utah gun manufacturer turns down $15 million deal with Pakistan

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2014/01/utah- ... istan.html

Why can't they all be like that??

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 06 Jan 2014 22:58

partha wrote: Wow! Mohammed Hanif, the darling of JLF types, the so called liberal shows his true Pakistaniyat. He is supposed to be intelligent and all but believes Indian nuke test forced Pakistan to go nuclear. Does he think Pakistan just developed nuclear bombs in one week post Indian tests? This article has all the well known patterns of Lahori logic. Didn't Hanif once put Shashi Tharoor in an uncomfortable position by making an anti India speech at a function in Kerala? He is no peace dove. He harbors the same dream every Pakistani does - Pak jhanda on Red fort yet WKK group gives people like him a platform to air their 'views' in India.

Mohd. Hanif was a PAF pilot and part of the "martial stock". Even in his famous novel he subtly puts India down whenever he can. I wouldn't expect anything better out of him

kish · Post by **kish** » 07 Jan 2014 00:14

I wonder why all sooth asia experts are partial towards pakisatan. Stephen tankel's take on Indian mujahideen. The introduction says it all, didn't read the report.

India faces many well-known challenges, from corruption to environmental degradation. A lesser-noted challenge is domestic militancy. This new study, produced by noted South Asia security expert Stephen Tankel, focuses on the Indian Mujahideen (IM)--a loosely organized indigneous Islamist militant network. IM, Prof. Tankel argues, is "an internal security issue with an external dimension." Its leadership is currently based in Pakistan, but the organization represents a response to Indian domestic failings.

Prof. Tankel is an assistant professor at American University. Some of the research in this report was conducted in the summer of 2012, when he was a Public Policy Scholar at the Wilson Center.

Jihadist Violence: The Indian Threat

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jan 2014 00:30

anupmisra wrote:Qaim declares Sindh "atoot ang"

Chief Minister Syed Qaim Ali Shah has said that Sindh is inseparable part of the country and an indivisible entity. (Touche, qaimbhai, touché)
No one could dare to divide Sindh (Er...remember Bombay Presidency?)
It’s Sindh that had made Pakistan (I thought it was Nehru)
Qaimbhai also said this about the great paki leader, zulfi.

Paki are not only Nange but Bhookeh also. Its too late now, MQM will stand by its deal with India and as part of repentance package to return to its original home in India, they will bring their portion of Sindh back to Indian fold and provide link to help the brave Baluchis to gain their Independence. Indian leadership cant betray Sindhi, Balochi and Pathans again like Nehru and Gandhi did in 47 by ditching Badshah Khan and others.

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 07 Jan 2014 01:13

Salmaan Taseer wrote: ‏@SalmaanTaseer
Why does India make fools of themselves messing in space technology (GSLV)? Stick 2 bollywood my advice

Probably someone has said it already, but will say it again anyway

1) India continues to make Bollywood movies
2) Continues to mess around with Space technology with mostly success

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

1) The mongrel half-blood Taseer continues to be dead.
2) His mongrel son continues to stay kidnapped.

Cheers paklurks!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jan 2014 02:29

Bad News For Many MaukaPrasat Mujahihds
Veena Malik's sudden Dubai marriage reveals dirty secrets

Newly married Pakistani actress Veena Malik has are hands full - not taking charge of her household but clearing controveries that surrounds her sudden marriage.Before she could enjoy a blissful married life Malik’s alleged ex-boyfriend/manager Prashant Pratap Singh has accused her of fraud, betrayal.Veena retorted back calling him ex-employee who is maligning her reputation and also doubting his sexual orientation.This fired up the jilted lover and Singh has claimed that Veena was pregnant with his child.Learning of Veena’s sudden marriage, Prashant revealed that Veena was carrying his child in 2012. They discovered about the pregnancy on May 10.According to Prashant, Veena was very keen on having the baby but they were not ready for it. After attending the opening shoot of her Kannada film 'Dirty Picture: Silk Sakkath Maga', they decided to terminate the pregnancy.Prashant further elaborated that he knows intimate details about Veena which her current husband Asad can confirm.He also caught Veena cheating on him at least three times.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 07 Jan 2014 03:00

^^^
Jhujar, How is that news item relevant to this thread?

ramana

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 07 Jan 2014 06:45

‘Pakistani youth warming up to India’

Anti-India sentiment exists no more among the Pakistani youth, but they may be jealous of the positive aspects that India is identified with, according to Stephen P. Cohen, senior fellow, Brookings Institution, University of Illinois.

“The Pakistani youth increasingly likes India in its own way. They are jealous of the political stability and of the Indian economy.” Indian film stars, Indian music and other systems were the favourites for many Pakistanis. Mr. Cohen was giving a talk on ‘Peace and Growth in South Asia,’ jointly organised by the U.S. Consulate General and the Administrative Staff College of India (ASCI) in the city on Monday.

India, for its part, should also do away with the provocative gestures, such as the daily border ceremony at Wagah, to facilitate a congenial atmosphere to promote peace, Mr. Cohen said.

However, he felt that the real danger was the Pakistani Taliban. The challenge for both the countries was to tap the full potential of the trade between both the nations.

Rating South Asia as the least economically integrated region in the world, he said hostility was hampering its development. It was important for the U.S. to ensure that the vacuum was filled before leaving Afghanistan as it would otherwise create bigger problems from Taliban.

Given the common interests among the countries in the region, he visualised a United States of South Asia in the coming 50 years, with cricket being among the uniting elements.

arun · Post by **arun** » 07 Jan 2014 07:44

X Posted from the “J&K News and Discussion-2011” thread.

The Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) bears careful watching as comments made by one of their key member, Prashant Bhushan, makes them sound a trifle reluctant about securing Jammu & Kashmir and bit like the Islamic Republic of Pakistan’s “B” team on J&K:

Prashant Bhushan wants referendum on Army presence in Kashmir, sees AAP govt at Centre

Meanwhile Arun Jaitley of the BJP weighs in :

Should National Security Issues be decided by a Local Referendum? 06 Jan, 2014

CRamS · Post by **CRamS** » 07 Jan 2014 08:00

Brad Goodman wrote:‘Pakistani youth warming up to India’

Those pooer unsuspecting SDRE students are so thrilled at interacting with an American bahadur, but Uneven simply cannot let go off TSP. So Paki Taliban is a threat to both countries, but LeT is Kosher. And India must give, give, give, and TSP must take, take, take. And of course US will moderate both munnas to suit its interests.

partha · Post by **partha** » 07 Jan 2014 08:17

CRamSji, good observation regarding Cohen not mentioning LeT.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jan 2014 08:36

ramana wrote:^^^
Jhujar, How is that news item relevant to this thread?
ramana

Its meant for Pakjabi lurkors. They will know and hopefully send few more VMs on the way to Mumbai to make it on their own with Indian boys .

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 07 Jan 2014 10:16

Did anyone notice. The GSLV launch was deliberately not reported in any Pakisatan daily. I went through the archieves of Yawn, ExTribune, NationsDotPeeK, there is not even a "single" news column related to the GSLV launch. Incidentally, a quick search through their respective archieves shows the 2010 launch failure news only, marked in bold.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 07 Jan 2014 11:16

Ten killed in ‘accidental’ Khyber blast

PESHAWAR - At least 13 people were killed and another 13 wounded Monday in bomb explosions and a gun attack in restive northwestern parts of the country, officials said.
The deadliest incident came in Khyber Agency where an explosion, believed to be accidental in nature, at the home of a tribal leader killed 10 people and injured another nine.
The blast came in a remote village of the tribal district, close to the Afghan border in Tirah Valley, which last year saw fierce fighting between the Pakistani military and Taliban militants.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 07 Jan 2014 11:18

Krachi continues to excel in low & odour issues.
3 more killed in Karachi

KARACHI - Three people were killed in various violent incidents here on Monday.
A man was killed here in the jurisdictions of Iqbal Market police station. Police said gunmen riding a motorbike sprayed bullets on Imran Rasheed and fled. The victim was rushed to the hospital where doctors pronounced him dead. Police have yet to ascertain the motive behind the killing.
In another incident, bandits barged into a factory in Korangi Industrial Area and held the staffers hostage. When the workers offered resistance, the culprits opened fire and shot dead a man Hameed and escaped.
On the other side, Lyari gangsters threw a shot dead body at Bihar Colony, Lyari. The body was shifted to morgue for identification after autopsy.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 07 Jan 2014 11:21

Our soldiers are national heroes: Gen Raheel

Army chief General Raheel Sharif paid rich tributes to the sacrifices rendered by troops in the ongoing fight against terrorism.
During a visit to the Armed Forces Institute of Rehabilitation Medicine (AFIRM) in Rawalpindi, Gen Raheel said the army fully acknowledged the sacrifices of soldiers and would do everything to bring comfort to them.

So herrows suffered casualties while bombing civilian mud huts also?

Dipanker · Post by **Dipanker** » 07 Jan 2014 12:05

joygoswami wrote:Did anyone notice. The GSLV launch was deliberately not reported in any Pakisatan daily. I went through the archieves of Yawn, ExTribune, NationsDotPeeK, there is not even a "single" news column related to the GSLV launch. Incidentally, a quick search through their respective archieves shows the 2010 launch failure news only, marked in bold.

Dawn in particularly notorious in this behavior ( Nation, TheNews, and DailyTimes did carry the AFP report).
During the world chess championship it did not publish any report untill Anand lost his first game.

kish · Post by **kish** » 07 Jan 2014 13:33

Big bad Yindia is fogging pious ijlamic republic of pakisatan, causing millions of dollars loss to the country.

India admits its coal plants causing fog inside Pakistan

Every winter major parts Pakistan’s Punjab get exposed to a thick blanket of fog mainly because of coal based power houses in India and trans-boundary pollution is inflicting millions of dollars loss to the country’s environment and economy.

After this assessment by paki jinngineers, pakis will ask for 'just' compensation from yindia.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 07 Jan 2014 13:49

kish wrote: After this assessment by paki jinngineers, pakis will ask for 'just' compensation from yindia.

Which ofcourse is to hand over Cashmere..

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 07 Jan 2014 14:20

kish wrote:Big bad Yindia is fogging pious ijlamic republic of pakisatan, causing millions of dollars loss to the country.

India admits its coal plants causing fog inside Pakistan

Every winter major parts Pakistan’s Punjab get exposed to a thick blanket of fog mainly because of coal based power houses in India and trans-boundary pollution is inflicting millions of dollars loss to the country’s environment and economy.
After this assessment by paki jinngineers, pakis will ask for 'just' compensation from yindia.

I dunno about Paki summer fogs; but in the winter the winds are likely in the wrong direction. Quoting from Wiki, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_India#Winter

In northwestern India region, virtually cloudless conditions prevail in October and November, resulting in wide diurnal temperature swings; as in much of the Deccan Plateau, they register at 16–20 °C (61–68 °F). However, from January to February, "western disturbances" bring heavy bursts of rain and snow. These extra-tropical low-pressure systems originate in the eastern Mediterranean Sea.[25] They are carried towards India by the subtropical westerlies, which are the prevailing winds blowing at North India's range of latitude.[20] Once their passage is hindered by the Himalayas, they are unable to proceed further, and they release significant precipitation over the southern Himalayas

.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Jan 2014 17:18

So, why is the al-Saudi really in al-bakistan? To seek al-bakistan’s assistance to improve ties with Iran. There! The cat's out of the bag.

Saudi Arabia has sought Pakistan’s assistance in its efforts to improve the kingdom’s ties with Iran, DawnNews quoted sources as saying

Aziz said Iran and Saudi Arabia were two crucial states in the Muslim world and that Pakistan considered the kingdom a brotherly country

Faisal said Saudi Arabia accorded extraordinary significance to its ties with Pakistan

Apparently all the phone lines were down and VOIP can be monitored by al-Raw. So, the FM took the next flight out to his biratherly-ummah-pasand er...brother.

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 07 Jan 2014 17:41

kish wrote:Big bad Yindia is fogging pious ijlamic republic of pakisatan, causing millions of dollars loss to the country.

India admits its coal plants causing fog inside Pakistan

Every winter major parts Pakistan’s Punjab get exposed to a thick blanket of fog mainly because of coal based power houses in India and trans-boundary pollution is inflicting millions of dollars loss to the country’s environment and economy.
After this assessment by paki jinngineers, pakis will ask for 'just' compensation from yindia.

The Indian coal unlike the rest of the world has the highest arc contents, 25%-45%, with low heating value, thus to generate one unit electricity, coal power plants emit one kilogram of carbon dioxide. The emission of other more hazardous gasses, such as sulphur oxides, nitrogen, fly ash, and suspended particles are responsible for the greenhouse effect.Arshad Abbasi appreciated the PML-N government’s efforts in making peace with India, admitting that this is necessary for the future prosperity of our two nations.

Arc contents ? Or Arsenic content?
Gasses - wrong spelling
Sulphur oxides - Wrong chemistry. Sulphur monoxide is not produced. Disulphur dioxide can exist only for short span of time. Burning coal produces only S02
Nitrogen is not harmful -Wrong biology and medicine.
None of the gases mentioned in the sentence are responsible in a significant way for Greenhouse effect - factually incorrect. Co2, CH4 , O3 and water vapor are primary causes. So Wrong chemistry again.

Paki needs to go back to school. Paki showing ignorance.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Jan 2014 18:38

Neela wrote:None of the gases mentioned in the sentence are responsible in a significant way for Greenhouse effect - factually incorrect. Co2, CH4 , O3 and water vapor are primary causes. So Wrong chemistry again. Paki needs to go back to school. Paki showing ignorance.

How dare you suggest to the paki that he needs to go back to school!! He is a self-taught "eminent climate expert Arshad H Abbasi, associated with SDPI."Killicky Hiyar". He is "Advisor/Head Energy and Water Unit", whatever that means. Besides, the nitwit has inadvertently endorsed India's views that India should be allowed to build more dams on the rivers that flow from India to Pakistan when he stated in his letter to al-sharief:

“India has itself acknowledged in the international courts while defending the controversial hydropower project on Pakistan’s rivers, arguing that the thermal electric power generation based on coal is not sustainable environmentally. India says: “Our coal based thermal power plants are emitting ash, causing serious pollution and helping to forming fog in the Sub-Continent.”

“India further maintains in the international courts to justify the erection of hydropower projects on Pakistan’s rivers that the ash generation was not only polluting the environment but also adding fuel to global warming,” mentions the communication of Arshad Abbasi to the prime minister.

Therefore, if the pakis want India to take steps and reduce the alleged "coal-ash-based fogs" in the land of the pure, then the pakis will have to stop hindering and start allowing India to erect more dams that will replace the built-in capacity of the coal-based thermal plants.

Hey! Their own "expert" is supporting this. He has done India a big favor. Send him a box of laddus with a "thank you" note.

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 07 Jan 2014 20:17

^^^^
Proverbial. Chaddi. Twist.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 07 Jan 2014 20:33

partha wrote:

That pakistani guy (who is also a newspaper editor by the way and travels this side of the border frequently) is right. India is regressing in this issue while Pakistan is progressing. As someone I know once remarked on this issue: Rights for homosexuals has advanced a lot in Pakistan. It is death by stoning for heterosexual adultery but only life imprisonment for homosexual acts.

Wonder of wonders, section 377 is part of Pakistan's law too!! (So that smug paki can wipe the superior than thou smile off his face). At least India is having a debate about it.

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 07 Jan 2014 20:34

kish wrote:Big bad Yindia is fogging pious ijlamic republic of pakisatan, causing millions of dollars loss to the country.

India admits its coal plants causing fog inside Pakistan

Every winter major parts Pakistan’s Punjab get exposed to a thick blanket of fog mainly because of coal based power houses in India and trans-boundary pollution is inflicting millions of dollars loss to the country’s environment and economy.
After this assessment by paki jinngineers, pakis will ask for 'just' compensation from yindia.

Jazz Kal Lah AoA the time has come for Al Bakistaniya to Nuke India.

Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has given Army chief General Raheel Sharif “The Orders” to Nuke India.

Half an Hour before the time to deliver the Atum Bum Army chief General Raheel Sharif comes running to Nawaz Sharif and says : Nawaz Sharif Ji we cannot Drop the Nuclear Bum on India.

NS : Why?

RS : Holy Van Kamoli Nawaz Ji we are in Shitoli!

NS : Why?

RS : If we drop the Atum Bum on India then the Air Current will blow all the Nuclear Contamination towards our Dil Dil Jaan Jaan Al Bakistaniya and we will be Destroyed. As such let us forget about dropping Atum Bum on India. Please continue the Terrorism as directed by Al Minkey (Spelling and Pronunciation as per Inspector Clouseau) and as long as Man Mohan Singh is Prime Minister we will have no Fall Outs from India.

So the Pakistanis decide not to nuke India but continue their Terrorism a la 26/11.

India has been saved from Nuclear Disaster!

Cheers

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 07 Jan 2014 20:45

Dilbu wrote:Ten killed in ‘accidental’ Khyber blast
PESHAWAR -
The deadliest incident came in Khyber Agency where an explosion, believed to be accidental in nature, .......

We should start a 'You know you're in Pakistan when..." series.

As in, You know you're in Pakistan when the accidental blasts kill more than the ones done on purpose...

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 07 Jan 2014 20:48

Usually accidental blast means that the pious set it off while assembling the bomb. Which is a peaceful and unfortunate occurrence in Pakistan.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 07 Jan 2014 20:59

Baikul wrote:
PESHAWAR -
At least 13 people were killed and another 13 wounded Monday in bomb explosions and a gun attack in restive northwestern parts of the country, officials said.
The deadliest incident came in Khyber Agency where an explosion, believed to be accidental in nature, at the home of a tribal leader killed 10 people and injured another nine.
We should start a 'You know you're in Pakistan when..." series.

As in, You know you're in Pakistan when the accidental blasts kill more than the ones done on purpose...

In this case, the accidental blast was accompanied by an accidental gunfight as well.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jan 2014 20:59

no, it was the will of ooprwallah

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 07 Jan 2014 21:25

We all suspected GUBO and now its confirmed. Mushy suffering from enlarged prostate. http://tribune.com.pk/story/655949/regi ... ial-court/

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 07 Jan 2014 21:34

Anujan wrote:We all suspected GUBO and now its confirmed. Mushy suffering from enlarged prostate. http://tribune.com.pk/story/655949/regi ... ial-court/

His prostrate is connected to his heart?

And I thought he had a swollen cranium with lots of vacuum.
Is he from the same factory which produces houris in Jannat? Obviously then, the houris are also substandard.

arun · Post by **arun** » 07 Jan 2014 21:38

X Posted from the Islamism thread.

In the Islamic Republic of Pakistan aka the “Land of The Pure”, Green on Green Intra Mohammadden violence in order to determine the “More Pure” Mohammaddens results in the slitting of throats of the “Less Pure” Mohammaddens for indulging in the activity of visiting Mohammadden shrines:

Six Bodies Found With Throats Slit At Pakistani Sufi Shrine

January 07, 2014

In Pakistan, police say the bodies of six men have been found with their throats slit at a Sufi Muslim shrine in the city of Karachi.

Police said a note, signed by someone claiming to represent the Pakistani Taliban, was found next to the corpses at the Ayub Shah Bukhari shrine.

Police said that the note warned against visits to shrines. ………………………

From here:

RFE/RL

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Jan 2014 08:15

Anujan wrote:We all suspected GUBO and now its confirmed. Mushy suffering from enlarged prostate. http://tribune.com.pk/story/655949/regi ... ial-court/

Pakistanis have large hearts and enlarged prostrates!