Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP) : 24 July 2012

James B · Post by **James B** » 02 Aug 2012 17:01

The car running on water kit engineer exposed by one of the other Paki.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Aug 2012 17:06

Rahul M wrote:bhat is teh prablem ? check it now.

That eej the correct response for this sort of problems.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Aug 2012 19:19

James B wrote:The car running on water kit engineer exposed by one of the other Paki.

Here you go. Hydrogen Kit - Plans To Convert Car To Burn Water As Fuel. Its easily available over the Internet.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 02 Aug 2012 20:49

James B wrote:The car running on water kit engineer exposed by one of the other Paki.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDgJiIafcUA

Laws of thermodynamics are wrong. This paki has invented a new theory out of his musharraf. This is Paki Qalandar Consciousness aka PQC.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 02 Aug 2012 21:11

anupmisra wrote:
James B wrote:The car running on water kit engineer exposed by one of the other Paki.
Here you go. Hydrogen Kit - Plans To Convert Car To Burn Water As Fuel. Its easily available over the Internet.

Don't underestimate paki capability. They can do wonders. Here are few gems

By Abdul Qadeer Khan

Pakistan has very robust IRBMs which can launch geostationary orbiting satellites. All Pakistan has to do is to erase Delhi or Kolkota from the target and point it towards the sky. Instead of Hydrogen bombs and Atomic bombs the missiles can easily carry a payload of a satellite"

by Hamid Gul

So what Indians have designed 80 MWe reactor for their nuclear submarine. We have built 300 MWe reactors

and here is my all time favorite by none other than musharraf

Pakistan’s space programme is now ahead of India after the formal launching of Paksat-I and this is due to the hard work of our scientists and I am sure Indians would take another 30 months to do the job

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Aug 2012 21:41

Watch out, my fellow bakis. It ij a tee-rap. (Apologies for the benis language)
Munawar terms India permission a trap

Ameer, Jamaat e Islami Pakistan, Syed Munawar Hasan, has termed India's permission to Pakistanis to invest as a trap and a plan to destabilize the country in every respect.

The JI Ameer has appealed to patriotic people and businessmen not to fall in this trap.

Implying "businessmen" can not be "patriotic".

the opponents of Pakistan wanted to convert Pakistan into a desert

Wasn't JI against the formation of pajistan in the first place?

saip · Post by **saip** » 02 Aug 2012 22:49

anupmisra wrote:
James B wrote:The car running on water kit engineer exposed by one of the other Paki.

I am a Urdu challenged. What I understand from that is one of them is supporting the claim by saying this has never been don in the world. He seems to say there were cars running on mixture of methanol and gasoline but not on pure water. Who was that guy?

krithivas · Post by **krithivas** » 02 Aug 2012 23:21

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/wo ... 6440548664
South Asia is condemned to a 100-year war (Jaswant Singh)

But the problem is deeper than an absence of effective leadership. As Pakistani journalist Mir Mohammad Ali Talpur has put it, "When states are formed on an artificial basis of contrived nationhood or on the basis of religion, as was the case with Pakistan, Israel, and Yugoslavia, they of necessity turn into states dominated by militarist ideology." Furthermore: "Pakistan, by claiming to be the legatee of the glory of Islam burdened itself with heavy historical baggage."

The article IMO is a ramble but if it makes sense to someone please enlighten.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 02 Aug 2012 23:25

saip wrote: I am a Urdu challenged. What I understand from that is one of them is supporting the claim by saying this has never been don in the world. He seems to say there were cars running on mixture of methanol and gasoline but not on pure water. Who was that guy?

He is the Djinneer.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Aug 2012 00:05

anupmisra wrote:
Vasu wrote:So we did not have chaat before 2000 BC, when Pakistan was formed?
Kufr! Don't you know? The art of Chaat was brought to the Indian shores by Bin Qasim? How did you think he managed to entice that poor Brahmin in the kingdom of Raja Dahir to open those gates?

Ever since Paki have been famous experts in Tatte Chaatt. They are the O in AOA(Amreeka and Arab)

Dipanker · Post by **Dipanker** » 03 Aug 2012 01:07

Can NFP be far behind!

Science for the ummah

Virupaksha · Post by **Virupaksha** » 03 Aug 2012 01:22

That is simply BRF's BENIS dhaaga going mainstream.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 03 Aug 2012 01:34

anupmisra wrote:Watch out, my fellow bakis. It ij a tee-rap. (Apologies for the benis language)
Munawar terms India permission a trap

I thought the chap was channeling Admiral Ackbar, probably mistook him as a fellow mujahid.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Aug 2012 01:38

Dipanker wrote:Can NFP be far behind!
Science for the ummah

He captures Paqqi mentality well. Sometimes i wonder if Paqqie will ever realize how dumb they have been on count of religious obsession. But then they had no choice, they are stuck in one way lane ending at slaughterhouse. Paqqi remain the champion , Platinum medalist in Waste of Life game.

The generator works after it is plugged in a socket holding electricity that has been converted from AC (Ahmadi Current) to MC (Muslim Current).But one has to be careful. The generator can sometimes also summon non-Muslim jinns who, if they are not converted (live on TV) by Mujahidan Mayan Khanam, cannot be used to generate electricity.Such jinns can, however, be used to abduct Hindus with the help of flying carpets.

Anantha · Post by **Anantha** » 03 Aug 2012 07:13

That other guy debunking the water car guy is Prof. Ata ur Rehman, a genius in Chemistry. He is one of the finest minds in Chemistry and holds top awards from all over the world. The good Prof. must be wondering at the heights that Paki land is scaling in the last few years. The finest part is when the water car guy asks him what the prof has done in the last umpteen years.
Let us celebrate the invention of the 4th law of thermodynamics and invention of the perpetual machine aka Djinnah technology.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 03 Aug 2012 07:51

Anantha wrote:That other guy debunking the water car guy is Prof. Ata ur Rehman, a genius in Chemistry. He is one of the finest minds in Chemistry and holds top awards from all over the world. The good Prof. must be wondering at the heights that Paki land is scaling in the last few years. The finest part is when the water car guy asks him what the prof has done in the last umpteen years.
Let us celebrate the invention of the 4th law of thermodynamics and invention of the perpetual machine aka Djinnah technology.

When I was 8 years old I was greatly disappointed by an unsatisfactory explanation from a cousin in senior school that perpetual motion machines are not feasible because energy has to come from somewhere. I resented this energy business that I could not see.

This water burning Packee is more clever than I was and cannot be simply dismissed as a fake. He has shifted the responsibility of providing the energy to electrolyse water to someone else. Not his problem any more. The electricity grid will do that. India will provide the electricity. The US will provide the money. What are electricity meters anyway? The man is right. And if you stop providing the electricity needed for electrolysis it won't be his fault. It will be a conspiracy by Hindus, Christians and Jews against Muslims. Electricity itself is free. When did you last pay for a lightning bolt? Electricity belongs to Allah, and humans have no right to charge money for what belongs to Allah.

The sad part is that if it was not for my Macaulayite education, I could have become phamous like this Packee.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Aug 2012 09:18

http://dawn.com/2012/08/03/us-holds-pro ... spymaster/
US holds ‘productive’ talks with Pakistan spymaster

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WASHINGTON: The US and Pakistani intelligence chiefs held “productive” talks on Thursday on ways to work together to fight extremists, a US official said, in a new sign of easing tensions between the countries.Lieutenant General Zahreela ul-Islam, the new head of the Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) agency, is getting the first caressing experience of Washington in a year by the leader of Pakistan’s powerful spy body.Zaheer met Thursday with Central Intelligence Agency director David Petraeus and held “substantive, professional and productive” talks, a senior US official said on condition of anonymity.“The talks provided an opportunity to discuss a number of proposals for how we can enhance our joint efforts against terrorism,” the official said.Both leaders reaffirmed their commitment to work together to counter the terrorist presence in the region that threatens both US and Pakistani national security,” he said.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 03 Aug 2012 09:23

Would some BRFite be able to find out if this person has a Paki background?
Shahed Amanullah

He used to run a "zakatventurefund.com" (now defunct).

He is greatly admired in the US it seems.

sum · Post by **sum** » 03 Aug 2012 09:52

We really seem to have a overflow of useful idiots in Desh. Edit in HT ( mouthpiece of INC):

FDI for peace

Delhi’s unilateral decision to allow Pakistani citizens and companies to invest in the Indian market is an important gesture signalling the strong commitment of the UPA government to deepen economic ties with an important neighbour that has been an adversary for so long. The move is a political one, not based on any economic calculation of substantive investments flowing in from a country that is struggling to cope with a profound financial crisis of its own. Coupled with the recent move to invite the Pakistan cricket team to India, the decision on FDI underlines Prime Minister Manmohan Singh’s determination to impart some momentum to the peace process. Talks with Islamabad had broken down in the wake of the 26/11 attacks. Rejecting the widespread reluctance in Delhi to engage Pakistan without progress in bringing the plotters of the Mumbai outrage to book, the UPA government renewed the dialogue with Pakistan two years ago.

Given the uncertain political environment in Pakistan, it is entirely possible that the commercial spring in Indo-Pak relations could be short-lived. India has every reason to act, unilaterally if necessary, to implement its side of the trade bargain with Pakistan and make it easier for the civilian government in Islamabad to reciprocate.

The same "lets act unilaterally towards small brother" keeps repeating every few years and seems to become stronger after every thappad from small brother?

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 03 Aug 2012 10:12

sum wrote:We really seem to have a overflow of useful idiots in Desh. Edit in HT ( mouthpiece of INC):
The same "lets act unilaterally towards small brother" keeps repeating every few years and seems to become stronger after every thappad from small brother?

What is even more amazing is how do these idiots survive in a country where so many terrorist attacks happen?
Is it not curious that in numerous terrorist attacks in India, none of the left leaning pseudo secularists got killed? May be our understanding of the laws of universe is flawed. Because by law of averages in our universe, In a sample size of 100 Indians, even if 20 of these are p-secs/candle kissers, there must be atleast couple of hundred of them killed by now no? Or do they get a mysterious SMS to stay away from some places on a particular day? Pliss to explain

partha · Post by **partha** » 03 Aug 2012 11:00

I watched the full 40 mins or so of the video on Youtube. It was fun and entertaining. One of the gems was when Hamid Mir floated a conspiracy theory through a question - why is it that when ever people have produced fuel from pure water, they have been labelled quack, fraud and ignored?

The best thing is that this fraud engineer has "demoed" the takneek to all the top scientists in Pakistan from Atomic energy organization's chairman to Pakistan Engineering Council's head. That head even drove the water car around and expressed satisfaction!

This episode is proof enough that it is a country of idiots. If this is the level of scientists then think about aam aadmis.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 03 Aug 2012 11:10

Altair wrote:In a sample size of 100 Indians, even if 20 of these are p-secs/candle kissers, there must be atleast couple of hundred of them killed by now no? Or do they get a mysterious SMS to stay away from some places on a particular day?

Hand of God, perhaps ?

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 03 Aug 2012 11:11

partha wrote:This episode is proof enough that it is a country of idiots. If this is the level of scientists then think about aam aadmis.

This is the country which has a Nuclear arsenal of over 100 bombs. They can put a satellite in orbit. They even plan to launch a manned space mission to Europa. How dare you to question the capability of pious inbred donkey loving Pakis? 100 lashes to you!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 03 Aug 2012 11:21

http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/pray ... 11547.html

Prayer alone can save Pakistan

Najam Sethi | Mail Today | New Delhi, August 3, 2012 | UPDATED 09:34 IST

Objectively, the US is Pakistan's biggest economic and military benefactor. In the last ten years it has coughed up over $22 billion in financial assistance. But subjectively it is viewed as Pakistan's biggest "enemy".

Over 70 per cent of Pakistanis see it as a bigger enemy than even India and believe it poses the biggest threat to Pakistan. The problem is that a rupture between Pakistan and the US over the end-game strategy in Afghanistan would likely precipitate a chain of economic and military consequences that would isolate Pakistan in the region, alienate it from the inter-national community and propel it headlong into state failure. Such a rupture could emanate from specific anti-American actions by non-state Afghan actors in Waziristan and lead to both specific and general anti-Pakistan actions by the US in desperation, ranging from hotpursuit operations in Pakistani territory to economic and political sanctions as a "state sponsor of terrorism".

May that day soon come.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 03 Aug 2012 11:42

partha wrote:The best thing is that this fraud engineer has "demoed" the takneek to all the top scientists in Pakistan from Atomic energy organization's chairman to Pakistan Engineering Council's head. That head even drove the water car around and expressed satisfaction!

This episode is proof enough that it is a country of idiots. If this is the level of scientists then think about aam aadmis.

Inshallah we should encourage them to replace solid fuel of their missile with this new water taknik. I propose paki should make a tap water ICBM.

And to solve their energy crisis once for all they should make a PHWR literally. D2O coolant for distilled H2O reactor.

Mankind is forever in debt to paki geniusness.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 03 Aug 2012 11:52

ChandraV wrote:LOL, that "engineer" fellow is talking like a complete Jaahil gawaar!

"No country in the world has been able to do this so far because 'woh log themodynamic ko leke chalte the'"

Sir you can't call him an engineer! He has invented a new theory of output > input. He is a scientist. And he is a proud representative of common paki abdul. Mortal world's laws of physics don't apply to them.

parsuram · Post by **parsuram** » 03 Aug 2012 12:38

Interesting idea from an Irani cleric (youtube) - that a preemptive strike on paki nukes is perforce a necessary precondition to any Israeli or any other strike against Irani nuke program. That would be to ensure that Paki "Islamic " nukes do not get drafted in defence of Iran. Just reporting the chatter for what it is worth.

member_23629 · Post by **member_23629** » 03 Aug 2012 12:49

krithivas wrote:http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/wo ... 6440548664
South Asia is condemned to a 100-year war (Jaswant Singh)
But the problem is deeper than an absence of effective leadership. As Pakistani journalist Mir Mohammad Ali Talpur has put it, "When states are formed on an artificial basis of contrived nationhood or on the basis of religion, as was the case with Pakistan, Israel, and Yugoslavia, they of necessity turn into states dominated by militarist ideology." Furthermore: "Pakistan, by claiming to be the legatee of the glory of Islam burdened itself with heavy historical baggage."
The article IMO is a ramble but if it makes sense to someone please enlighten.

Jaswant Singh is extremely over-rated. He has intellectual pretensions, but is actually a pretender.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 03 Aug 2012 15:07

2 TSP banks allowed operations in India

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 03 Aug 2012 15:12

Feasibility studies are on to export power from India

MMS is showing extraordinary determination to be generous to TSP at the cost of his own country. I hope he will have a good sleep these nights.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Aug 2012 15:51

Northern grid collapse was due to overdrawing. I dont see who on earth thinks it is a smart idea to sell electricity to Pakistan when our own grid is collapsing.

Here is an explanation for why the grid collapsed.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Aug 2012 16:06

partha wrote:I watched the full 40 mins or so of the video on Youtube. It was fun and entertaining. One of the gems was when Hamid Mir floated a conspiracy theory through a question - why is it that when ever people have produced fuel from pure water, they have been labelled quack, fraud and ignored?

I think the video has quite a bit of pisko insights.

1. The scientist fella begins grandly by telling that water kit is a fraud and laws of thermodynamics cannot be violated. The waterkit abdul gets provoked and demands how he can be called a fraud, when the scientist has not examined his apparatus. Where is the evidence to show that he is a fraudster? Why doesnt the scientist examine it himself and show adequate proof, and what is this mumbo jumbo laws he is talking about. The scientist downhill-skiis slightly and says he didnt mean to attack the waterkit guy personally.

2. Waterkit guy goes on the offensive, says the scientist is the fraud here. He has taken money from Pakistan government and has not invented anything. The scientist fella is taken aback. Does a complete downhill ski and agrees that he cant declare the water kit fella to be a fraud and says that one can conclude only after a proper appraisal by a committee which will then present its conclusions. Waterkit fella says such a commission already accepted his invention.

Scientist fella water kit fella equal equal and the scientist will send more dossiers.

3. Hamid Mir asks why the courts have done witch hunt against people who made such perpetual motion machines and why did a few of them mysteriously retract their claims and why one of them died? Says engineer fella must be offered protection. Hints at western oil mafia out to get the momeen.

4. Everyone from religious affair minister to chief of Pakistan industrial council research agrees waterkit fella is a genius.

5. Water kit fella appeals to patriotism says someone from singapore wanted to give him money to develop his invention but he refused and would like to stay in Pakistan. Pakistan paindabad!!

So there you go, fellow who speaks sense has downhill skiied, has counter allegations on him. News anchor alleges western conspiracy. Establishment is firmly behind the waterkit paki who goes on make grand patriotic statements.

All this makes me Wonder if he is Hafeez Saeed's fourth cousin or if Pakis handle every issue the same way.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Aug 2012 16:24

Pakis have declared the new law protecting the PM against contempt of court as unconstitutional

http://tribune.com.pk/story/417058/clau ... judges-cj/

This is step 1 towards removing the latest PM

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 03 Aug 2012 16:26

Anujan wrote: So there you go, fellow who speaks sense has downhill skiied, has counter allegations on him. News anchor alleges western conspiracy. Establishment is firmly behind the waterkit paki who goes on make grand patriotic statements.

This will also give an insight into how a Nuclear Bomb would be deployed against India/Israel. Anyone who tries to make some sense will be dealt in the same way.

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 03 Aug 2012 16:43

and after the launch, the 'saner elements' will regain control , phone the POTUS saying it was all a big mistake but the terrorists have been isolated and confined now and would they be so kind as to press hard upon India not to retaliate?

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 03 Aug 2012 17:20

Singha wrote:and after the launch, the 'saner elements' will regain control , phone the POTUS saying it was all a big mistake but the terrorists have been isolated and confined now and would they be so kind as to press hard upon India not to retaliate?

India needs to have a equal-equal PM in the chair, someone crazy enough to scare the living daylights out of 'em.

Hari Seldon · Post by **Hari Seldon** » 03 Aug 2012 17:47

^ well, yuvraj is crazy but sadly, only in a cyuoot and luvable way only. Less said about the blue turban, the better. When oh when can we hope to get a scary PM in the Indira mold, eh?

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 03 Aug 2012 17:56

Hari Seldon wrote:^ well, yuvraj is crazy but sadly, only in a cyuoot and luvable way only. Less said about the blue turban, the better. When oh when can we hope to get a scary PM in the Indira mold, eh?

Jayalalitha can scare Pakis. Her way of getting things done is almost mafia type. Intimidating opponents with deadly use of force can be scary!!

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 03 Aug 2012 18:09

Altair wrote:India needs to have a equal-equal PM in the chair, someone crazy enough to scare the living daylights out of 'em.

Then it has to be Mamta Didi. Rumor is every morning her eyes pop out of scare when she looks in the mirror.

Kati · Post by **Kati** » 03 Aug 2012 18:13

Pakistan Removes Deputy Attorney General For Performing Voluntary Service At Hindu And Sikh Shrines
ISLAMABAD: 2 AUG, 2012, (PTI)The Pakistan government has fired a top law officer who earned the ire of lawyers by washing dishes and polishing shoes while performing voluntary service at Hindu and Sikh shrines in India to promote inter-faith harmony.

Khurshid Khan, a Deputy Attorney General based in the northwestern city of Peshawar, was de-notified and replaced by another lawyer while he was on a private visit to Nepal and Bhutan to perform 'sewa' at places of worship.

Attorney General Irfan Qadir too confirmed that Khan had been replaced by another lawyer.

He did not cite any reason for Khan's removal. "Deputy Attorney General is not a permanent post. It's assigned for three years," Qadir said.

Khan, currently in Kathmandu, cut short his planned tour and decided to return to Pakistan. He told The Express Tribune on phone that he had been removed from his post.

He also gave another reason for his sacking. "I've been punished for my struggle against corruption and for challenging Dewaan-e-Khaas, a restaurant allegedly built on public property by Awami National Party activists," Khan said.

Khan said he had spoken to his son and asked him to return the official vehicle provided by the government.

The law officer has been in the limelight since he began his "sewa campaign" at Jogan Shah Gurdwara in Peshawar after Taliban militants kidnapped and killed some Sikhs in the lawless tribal belt some years ago.

In March, Khan swept floors, washed dishes and polished shoes at Sikh gurdwaras and mosques during a visit to India.

Khan said at the time his actions were aimed at healing the "wounds of minorities in Pakistan by becoming their sevadar". But his actions did not go down well with conservatives.

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/new ... 324027.cms

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