Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 12 Feb 2010 01:22

please comment..

Local residents salvage narcotics which customs authorities brought to be burned.

A local police officer runs after people trying to loot seized contraband, set on fire by Pakistani custom authorities.

Local people help themselves to contraband, set on fire by Pakistani custom authorities.

more here
http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... -day-ek-02

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Feb 2010 03:02

the LMU mobile labs and lecher halls waar moved downwind of naarcopyromanikzone, we are aaaal steel phlaaaaing hiiiiiiiii...

James B · Post by **James B** » 12 Feb 2010 03:47

Bakistani bolice doing dooty while sleebing. All becauje of Djinn teknaalagy.

Bakistan leading Dijitaal rebolution

James B · Post by **James B** » 12 Feb 2010 03:56

JF-17 Bandar repheuling

Al-Khalid taank dijblaying its ephectiveness.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Feb 2010 03:59

Muzzahids,
Sbelling of Khalid iz rong. It iz Kha-Liddh=( Donkey poop) .

jaladipc · Post by **jaladipc** » 12 Feb 2010 06:22

Porkistani little Mujahids dizblaying dair skills

jaladipc · Post by **jaladipc** » 12 Feb 2010 06:25

Bakistans Recently Graduated nursery kid

vilayat · Post by **vilayat** » 12 Feb 2010 10:21

Bhaat a pious resbonse by nanha mujahid.. Bakistan ij arap and arap is bakistan.. but why ijn't the motormam naat wearing shuttl-e-cock, hain ji?

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 12 Feb 2010 11:04

To quote King Pelvis,

Would it be a sin
If I can't help falling in love with you

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 12 Feb 2010 11:16

^^ Joo kuffar, 400% bious bakistani mards onlee lub goats naat sheeb.

I yam habing a sneeky susbishun that joo are actually a RAA agint mas-qe-rading aj bious mujahid.

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 12 Feb 2010 11:30

nachiket wrote:^^ Joo kuffar, 400% bious bakistani mards onlee lub goats naat sheeb. I yam habing a sneeky susbishun that joo are actually a RAA agint mas-qe-rading aj bious mujahid.

Bliss to phorgive this mujahid's seksual deviancy. I'm my family's err.. pink sheep

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 12 Feb 2010 11:34

Now hiyar ij a bious nanha mujahid with hij phirst love

Saaree phor small bicchar.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 12 Feb 2010 21:16

Mullah RAWman wrote

ramana wrote:I saw a license plate on Hwy 85: "PRD PAKI"

Must pee this care onlee

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 12 Feb 2010 21:23

Sekret Baki drone brototybe on its launch blatform

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 12 Feb 2010 21:48

One qweschun pleej.
Why are teh pottles of licker empty hain?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Feb 2010 02:04

LMU should invite the Mehdi-E-Bakistan to sbot YYY agents . Bliss to dekho the rebolutionary ayesha radar under the Lal topi and infrared goggles ... just like in Mr India , the evil yindoo movie , brobhet Mogambo used red light to see the invincible Mr India...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Feb 2010 02:08

Mull Gaganulla ,

Pottles are embty pcoz the prave baki fauj gulped it in neat to save bakistan from haram drinking bractice and guide the islamic rebuplik towards 400% energy drink i.e. zam-a-zam kola...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Feb 2010 02:11

jamwal wrote:Mullah RAWman wrote
ramana wrote:I saw a license plate on Hwy 85: "PRD PAKI"
Must pee this care onlee

pismillah , bakistan will take GUBO to new heights , new dimensions and uncharted territories... 72 goats to joo for pringing the secret broject to limelight...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Feb 2010 02:32

The traditional sport of Kabaddi was in the limelight this year with Pakistan and India playing two series against each other. Although Pakistan lost in both encounters , the tournaments attracted big crowds and showed that the arch rivals were able to leave politics out of sport, at least for once this year.

Bliss to dekho Yindoo kabaddi blayers sborting Green shorts, that is why bakistan lost peekaaz Green is the national colour of bakistan and a true bakistani can not beat its national colour..

On a side note , bakistani blayers need more khuspoo milk ...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Feb 2010 02:34

I yam remembering koophar yindoo saang;

Mera joota hai japani
ye patloon inglistani
sar pe laal topi roosi
phir bhi dil hai hindoostani.

Mera joota hai japani.

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 13 Feb 2010 05:17

Diyaar peeloved mujahids! Great khabbars! There is one birader in the Bancouber bolympics downhill skiing! Bith aaal the training ober mujahids habe recebed in kargil, ober duas are bith this birader phor binning hajjars oph sona medals. But I do habe a pooch about this birader:

Height 168 cm (5' 6")
Weight 55 kg (121 lbs)
Date of Birth February 16, 1986
Age 23
Nationality Pakistan
Birthplace Pakistan

Bhile he looks quite phair and tight-musharaphed, bhy he's only 121 lbs? Has he bheen eating ghaas too? Bhy peepuls like him going to bolympics aljo naat getting ghosht?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Feb 2010 05:24

Mulla Murthy al Bakri, bliss to dekho this ...

This is Carla khan , bakistani squash blayer , again missing her burka nad nakab but naat that i am kamplaining , aphter all , all rules have excebtions...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Feb 2010 05:29

Bliss to dekho the green soul that caused bakistan to GUBO non-stop overseas..

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Feb 2010 05:35

The Hunter and The Hunted

Earlier the sheikhs of arpia hunted in bakistan but now the americans have cum with sophisticated takniki ... hunting has changed

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 13 Feb 2010 06:53

Durgeshulla-al-squashfani,

That ij a bery compelling bicture oph a phine motorhama, eben if she is ij naat bearing burka. Unlike ober birader in bolympics downhill skiing, she is oph healthy weight. In phact, she is phrom beshawer iph I am naat mistaken and has many maadeling ophers. Maybe be bill be phortunate to see her in pashto philms some day like this:

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Feb 2010 09:57

Why phor our phoren minijter says "Bakistan did not kneel phor talks, we just bent over" ?

Ij kneeling in phront better or pack channel diblomajy better?

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 13 Feb 2010 10:01

abbarently kneeling in phront yand giving head doej naat bay aj much aj back channel diplomajy.

Satya_anveshi · Post by **Satya_anveshi** » 13 Feb 2010 10:16

Gagan wrote:

This dude and siddiqa lady need to be tiwarid sooner rather than later. Nothing works better in Pak than that kind of ops.
Both will face stones on the streets when that happens.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 13 Feb 2010 20:13

durgesh wrote: This is Carla khan , bakistani squash blayer , again missing her burka nad nakab but naat that i am kamplaining , aphter all , all rules have excebtions...

Mulla durgullah,

She is lovely
I think her father was a Pathan and mother was White brit
SO PATHAN +++WHITE BRIT=EXCELLENT GENES =HOT CARLA KHAN
Lets share ras malai

i pesh juu an excellent anal-e-sis by a birader here. using unncha ttech piscological gen-e-tick takniki.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Feb 2010 20:24

jes jes, ju can bare-ly distingoosh between her pathan geens and al-bartanian jeans, so tall! so fair!! so tight!!!... so arm-strong!!!! my ekspari-mental programme could benefeet gerately phram her partijipassion!
bring it on!
lalpraf al wakeuppi

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 13 Feb 2010 20:30

Satya_anveshi wrote: This dude and siddiqa lady need to be tiwarid sooner rather than later. Nothing works better in Pak than that kind of ops.
Both will face stones on the streets when that happens.

Bhyphor you wish such things on Mehdi-e-Strategic-Depthi?

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 13 Feb 2010 22:03

pgbhat wrote:abbarently kneeling in phront yand giving head doej naat bay aj much aj back channel diplomajy.

Pardon my Seraiki but for fux sake

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Feb 2010 23:52

My SUV is four legged drive with snow tires.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Feb 2010 23:54

Paki foocher is bright. We need kala chashmas.

Satya_anveshi · Post by **Satya_anveshi** » 14 Feb 2010 00:11

Sriman wrote:Bhyphor you wish such things on Mehdi-e-Strategic-Depthi?

Phor all tha lobe they bestob upon Yindia, they dejerbe some adfance houris in this worald. afteraaal they are RAA too

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 14 Feb 2010 03:12

Peshawar romantics defy Taliban for Valentine’s

Bliss to see this... bhat a kala din in the history of bakistan , baki ayeshas running for infidel & kufr Valentine ...
it is all bcoz bakistan is taking zakat from kufr ... bakistan is doomed unless these motormas are punished as ber baki sharat laws ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 14 Feb 2010 03:15

Baki fauji hiding pehind sandpags after his palls were tampered by khuspoo

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 14 Feb 2010 03:21

Treat Pakistan at par with India, Gilani tells EU

I brobose thousand stribes to Gilanahi .Bak should pe treated ten times better than kufr Yindia. 1 baki = 10 yindians

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Feb 2010 15:49

Diyar IED-Atar

I yam back after an advanced course in Lollywood Studies @ cave numbar xxx, LMU

I phind that Lollywood has eclipsed Bollywood yet again

Hiyar are some ejjambals

Movie Naam : My Name is Amritraj Khan

Top release of the year grossing more than $555 million worldwide in World Bank Loans to Bakistan
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Movie Naam RANNdi ka baccha

The Truth is Terrible
The movie is about how the Hindus conspired with the Joos in the media to prevent international coverage of Ghazwa e Behind in 1971
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Movie Naam: Three Infidels

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Movie Naam:
Love Aaj KAL

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Movie Naam: Ganjani

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Movie Naam: Angootha Chaap

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Movie Naam: Brokeback Multan

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 14 Feb 2010 16:32

Brokeback Multan