The Cricket World Cup Thread

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 21 Jan 2011 03:45

but bade mian expected it to have a field of green, bhat can I doo ?

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 21 Jan 2011 04:19

original phixer gets a shrine

Hail the new messiah.

The aquarium unveiled a replacement, French octopus named Paul II, on November 3

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 21 Jan 2011 04:24

our octopussy II may be named Dilullah II ?

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Jan 2011 08:42

SaiK wrote:our octopussy II may be named Dilullah II ?

So what will be his job description, provide kanadian vijja twice to every unsuspecting abdul caught?
Anyhow, todin, yindia will lose onlee.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 21 Jan 2011 10:45

Kafirs please to concentrate on the job at hand. We have to win this series today.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 21 Jan 2011 11:40

archan wrote: Anyhow, todin, yindia will lose onlee.

We follow the new oracle! While sharpening pitchforks

India will lose onlee.

Tanaji · Post by **Tanaji** » 21 Jan 2011 14:03

The new oracle should not be halaaled with pitchforks. The punishment should be in line with the status, I propose burning at stake...

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 21 Jan 2011 14:44

Blease to post some halal link for this bius mujahid. Link that really work...........not made in China.Anything better then cricinfo?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Jan 2011 16:31

the real problem with KKR is SRK and his star studded gala
they will continue to lose unless SRK starts to take a back seat

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 21 Jan 2011 17:08

Lalmohan wrote:the real problem with KKR is SRK and his star studded gala
they will continue to lose unless SRK starts to take a back seat

Most of thier matches will be won by the Y Pathan magic, I see thier bowling a bit weak though. Jacque Kallis and Y Pathan will have to DOuble up as all rounders. Lee would be good

Tanaji · Post by **Tanaji** » 21 Jan 2011 17:51

What we need is some magic so that Dhoni wins a toss for a change.

May be he should send someone else for a change for the toss.

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Jan 2011 19:19

rsingh ji pindi waale,
you have a private mard waiting in your incoming box.

negi · Post by **negi** » 21 Jan 2011 20:46

Our fielding looks like 90s vintage.

Nehra saab appears to be ghooming in the garden.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 21 Jan 2011 21:45

dhoni could have saved easily about 30 odd runs by more overs for rohit (he is out of world cup so make the best use of him as his batting anyway is in tatters) and other eco bowlers.

our new oracle seems not concentrating on his job, is what I read from the dethroned oracle.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 21 Jan 2011 21:46

archan wrote:rsingh ji pindi waale,
you have a private mard waiting in your incoming box.

Thanks Archaullah.It was actually a mohterma. Feels like drinking tea infront of Khyber Girls College.Good for eyes and mind.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 21 Jan 2011 22:31

Aditya_V wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:the real problem with KKR is SRK and his star studded gala
they will continue to lose unless SRK starts to take a back seat
Most of thier matches will be won by the Y Pathan magic, I see thier bowling a bit weak though. Jacque Kallis and Y Pathan will have to DOuble up as all rounders. Lee would be good

lee is past his use by date.

I remember a very apt comment in a bangla newspaper 'lee'ke digun tanatani korleo lillee hobe na'
IOW 'even twice the stretching won't convert a lee into a leelee(lillee)'

martenullah, shame to SRT for stealing the place of a young and supremely talented rohit sharma for so long !

Bade · Post by **Bade** » 21 Jan 2011 22:42

Youngistanira sabhayee to budo hoi jachhe, SRTir rityrement wait korte.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 21 Jan 2011 22:55

sounds like the new oracle was a fluke for the last game.

. things are not going good for TI.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 21 Jan 2011 22:55

SRT :
yada yada hi dharmasya
.......
sambhavami yuge yuge

Bade · Post by **Bade** » 21 Jan 2011 23:13

SaiK wrote:sounds like the new oracle was a fluke for the last game. . things are not going good for TI.

That because black magic was mixed with white magic. Big no no !

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 21 Jan 2011 23:32

wassup with raina? man!

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Jan 2011 23:46

archan wrote: Anyhow, todin, yindia will lose onlee.

What he said..

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 21 Jan 2011 23:48

all because of the new oracle (full of bugs). we have to rollback to the previous version.

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Jan 2011 23:51

SaiK wrote:all because of the new oracle (full of bugs). we have to rollback to the previous version.

Told you guys, don't jump the gun!

PS: methinks Yuvi should be picked for T20s only.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 21 Jan 2011 23:53

SaiK wrote:all because of the new oracle (full of bugs). we have to rollback to the previous version.

Well the Oracle did say we would lose. So he's still on target.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 21 Jan 2011 23:55

archan wrote:
PS: methinks Yuvi should be picked for T20s only.

Yuvi and Rohit should be asked to lose weight and become a lot less lethargic before being picked for anything.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 21 Jan 2011 23:58

moral lesson: oracles should never whine.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 22 Jan 2011 00:08

^^^^
rain ya no rain
why fear munna is here
when youngistan's here TI is sape and saund.
take a hike oracle
alz vell

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Jan 2011 00:45

Youngistani Kohli is good, he should be groomed to succeed Dravid.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 22 Jan 2011 05:48

hail kholi the new wall!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Jan 2011 13:00

Khali dimaag ..it is Kohli

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 22 Jan 2011 22:09

Okay kali dimaakh.

archan · Post by **archan** » 23 Jan 2011 13:00

O kafirs, it is a din-din match todin. And it has started. Yuvi playing again. India is sure to lose.

Hari Seldon · Post by **Hari Seldon** » 23 Jan 2011 15:48

^^The oracle has already spoken. Now what's the point of watching the match only?

James B · Post by **James B** » 23 Jan 2011 16:11

Amla makes century, India will lose onlee

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 23 Jan 2011 16:35

When all wannabe oracles fail the real oracle will surface again. Ensoi kafirs till then. (Very busy at work

)
India will lose onlee.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 23 Jan 2011 17:28

Marten wrote:The match is over. Series is shared.

Hainji??

The D/L method has come into play and India will be chasing 268 runs in 46 overs at a rate of 5.83 rpo. Meanwhile, there will be a 25 min innings break, after which, the Indian chase will get underway.

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 23 Jan 2011 20:41

We will loose the series onlee

archan · Post by **archan** » 23 Jan 2011 20:49

Pratyush wrote:We will loose the series onlee

I took a peek this morning and never bothered to look back. Have they not lost yet?

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 23 Jan 2011 20:55

no not yet