Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

PratikDas · Post by **PratikDas** » 26 Nov 2011 16:34

partha wrote:we demand amreeka to give us more f solahs and drone technology to counter the existential threat from amreeka led nato forces.

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Nov 2011 17:28

the future of bakistan ij in safe hands.

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 27 Nov 2011 00:02

Nanha Mujahid....just saw this. Puttar dont worry. These guys love you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2SUaoVy_iU

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 Nov 2011 07:08

NSN ( Tidings Desk)

26 TFTA dispatched to Jahanum by infedil NATO
Pakistan accused Nato on Saturdin of killing 26 soldiers in a janlewa hawai ishtrike.
Jarnail Noname Khan while requesting to remain anonymous said in a press kanference

"we have sealed all barders disallowing any NATO movement in response, now lets see how will Amerkan GUPO us"
on asking where will the fauji mards release their collective Pakkhana if all eez sealed? he was
found red faced and replied, iph eye kan kontain pakkhana phor phew dins why kan not you?
anyway aphter few more dollah phor baksh....... errrr zazia to aide repairing soverginity all will be back to normal.

biraders are advised to nat visit pakkhana before soverginity eez repaired.

Salam

NSN.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Nov 2011 09:07

Sawaal:

can some larned mulla exblain the sympolism pehind the tashvir on the dewar?

whyphor the chinese missile dekhoed chota chota? butt the crack on the baki side is big big and wide with white white river cumming down the valley?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Nov 2011 22:40

incorrect interpretation
paqui dosti is like pahaR which is much much taller and fairer, whilst chini dosti is much less - but very firm
paqui relationship is shallower than the shallow mountain stream cascading down from paqui pahaR
the great lake of tranquility is where emperor hu wants to be, whilst turbulent clouds roll around the paqui side
man next to paqui mantri is wincing, he knows what is cumming next
Hu is laughing now?

partha · Post by **partha** » 28 Nov 2011 23:09

thij ij what our relations with amreeka haj come to:

“We need to have something bigger to satisfy my nation,”

http://tribune.com.pk/story/299052/no-m ... ys-gilani/

i blame it on zia.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Nov 2011 23:46

ju mean repeated insaarshun has made the satisfaction zone bigger?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 29 Nov 2011 00:26

Deeply disturbed about latest violashun oph sovirginity. My thoughts

1. Agreement clearly stated that only civilians can be killed phor baksheesh with drones. Why phor they attack army?
2. Why did they directly attack in cold blood and not send deniable non-state actors like how prave beepuls do?
3. Bakistan should immediately cease cooperashun in Bin Laden hunt as retaliation.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 29 Nov 2011 00:27

Gilani said and I quote, “Business as usual will not be there. We have to have something bigger that satisfies my nation and entire country.”

Looks like groper is missing 'business' as usual with Sherry Rehman already yeh!

and plij to exblain, bhat is the dipharance bhitwin "my nation" and "entire country", hain?

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 29 Nov 2011 05:06

Purani tashvir, thisdins I sunno there is a role reversal.

partha · Post by **partha** » 29 Nov 2011 05:30

http://tribune.com.pk/story/299051/trib ... tions-now/

In terms of balance of power between the two nations, Imtiaz says Pakistan now has the upper hand

AoA! thij ij the direct result of weekly amreeki flag burnings, murder of amreeki language through our brotest banners, daily hot air produced from our tv studios. theje have made a big impact on amreekis.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 29 Nov 2011 08:37

It is because Djinnah Madrassa now offers Pee-Chaddi in Technawlaji Strategy. Bakistan now has undeniable upper hand in such issues now.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 29 Nov 2011 08:56

partha wrote:thij ij what our relations with amreeka haj come to:

“We need to have something bigger to satisfy my nation,”
http://tribune.com.pk/story/299052/no-m ... ys-gilani/

i blame it on zia.

Aj a broud Maulener, I farmao:

Ju can take a Bakistani out of Bakistan, but ju cannot take Bakistaniyat out of a Bakistani.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 29 Nov 2011 09:23

The NATO attack on porder bost was short, lasted only 2 hours. If it had lasted a bit longer -- 2 weeks or something, the prave mujahids of the PAF would have scrambled and made a mincemeat of NATO!

I dare NATO to attack porder bosts for 2 weeks if they have any manliness

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Nov 2011 18:00

the praablem is that for paqui the gubo is a pleasure, whereas for unkil it is merely duty...

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 29 Nov 2011 19:46

Anujan and lalmullah, just one word: shuperb.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 29 Nov 2011 19:58

Pholcks. I hab a phudamental qweschun. Joo see my hakeem ij telling that ladiej have no < sharam > menchutral period aphter 55 to 60 saals. My maulana ij telling that 72 hoories ij aslo naat habing any < sharam > menchutral periodj. Qweschun ij hooriej are more than 60 yiyars or naat?

More impartandly what hoories bill kafirs below get aphter wajib ul cattle phor haraam behabior?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyt16efRrBo

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Nov 2011 23:57

[quote="shiv"]Pholcks. I hab a phudamental qweschun. Joo see my hakeem ij telling that ladiej have no < sharam > menchutral period aphter 55 to 60 saals. My maulana ij telling that 72 hoories ij aslo naat habing any < sharam > menchutral periodj. Qweschun ij hooriej are more than 60 yiyars or naat?
More impartandly what hoories bill kafirs below get aphter wajib ul cattle phor haraam behabior?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyt16efRrBo

See Da Reel Hoorz oph Baquieland hare yand kombare

archan · Post by **archan** » 30 Nov 2011 02:16

Rahul M wrote:
A_Gupta wrote:http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2011/11 ... -commando/
Murder of a SSG.

A teenager killed Pakistan Army SSG commando Muhammad Arshad, 27, over reasons yet to be determined in the Nawankot Police precincts on Monday.
The deceased was a resident of Chunian district Kasur. Arshad joined the Pakistan Army two years ago and was trained for Special Services Group (SSG). Arshad was performing security duty at the Tarbela Dam. Late on Sunday night, Muhammad Arshad and an unidentified friend, estimated to be 18 years of age, checked into Lahori Hotel room number 6 in the Nawankot Police Station jurisdiction.

Lahore Police sources said the boy was much younger than Arshad. A source said the killer was 18 years old and adept at repairing fridges. Sources said the killer had repaired the hotel fridge late on Sunday night but no one knew anything else about him. The source said the murder could be a result of a sexual assault attempt from the deceased.
straight out of BENIS.

Then bhy not bost it hiyar hian ji?
the kammandu was foolfilling hij dyooty onlee. The lafz kammandu rhymes well with what the bious pirader wanted to pecome.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 30 Nov 2011 02:29

Hakimullah,

That ij janaat! That ij bhy Abdul Kasab waj there to stake his claim. I am waiting for a flash mob demunstrshun by our own kendosistas in darul uloom. It will be a terrific sight to see the Black Sea right here in Bakistan.

Hab ju forgotten the wise maulana's sermon of janaat ki houri? They are not like the maeili-kucheli wimmens on earth. They have no broplems of suarvirginity or periods. They are available for your bleasure 24x7. Ju will have no time to entertain thoughts about age, but will be admiring their pindalliyon ka gooda!

AoA!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 30 Nov 2011 02:46

Why phor NATO speaking in language TFTA does not understand? Why for they dont issue a statement that

1. Pakistan should not jump into conclushuns that it was NATO helicopter and point fingers before thorough investigashuns are conducted.
2. It is not clear if attack was by serving NATO officers or by retired and rogue NATO officers
3. Before Pakistan claims it is victim of NATO phyrr, they should realize that NATO itself victim of NATO friendly fire
4. Future NATO attacks will not happen if Aphghanistan issue is solved in accordance with UN resolushuns and wishes of the Aphghan beepuls

etc etc? They need a course in PR management. ISPR should help them.

partha · Post by **partha** » 30 Nov 2011 03:19

^^

0. The allegashuns that NATO was behind the attack are baseless.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Nov 2011 03:28

Nato said dhey thowght phyre wazz koming phrom Afghanistan's phreindly naybor Laugh-Ani-stan.

niran · Post by **niran** » 30 Nov 2011 09:12

shiv wrote:Pholcks. I hab a phudamental qweschun. Joo see my hakeem ij telling that ladiej have no < sharam > menchutral period aphter 55 to 60 saals. My maulana ij telling that 72 hoories ij aslo naat habing any < sharam > menchutral periodj. Qweschun ij hooriej are more than 60 yiyars or naat?

Assslamalaykum Gazi janab,
hoors in hooristan are always 72+28 years old, however, nonthing to fikir about,
Da Janab must be knowning dat in hooristan a moojahid gets kuwat to service hoors for 72+28
minutes as opposed to 1 minutes in asli duniya, moreover it eez Pindiliyon ka gudda which eez
serviced, therephore asli age do nat and should nat matter, one more thing, in da same way
Bakistan soverginity always remain raisin Hoors in Hooristan remains raisins regardless of the durashun oph service rendered.

Salam.

archan · Post by **archan** » 30 Nov 2011 10:54

I ask who ij this cent-e-com who bosted a condo-lence massage on forum-e-deaf-o-dump onlee to make the purelanders' musharrafs burn even more?

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 30 Nov 2011 14:47

St.Quam ij a krushader who ij caujin takleef to the nanhas and other birathers. He ij wajib-ul-kettle. Jeerhard.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Nov 2011 14:52

i hiyar that theyar are 700,000 rogue nato afsars in afghanistan and they are ijjuing kanada vijjas to all and sundry with theyar nuclear flashpoint

partha · Post by **partha** » 30 Nov 2011 15:11

http://tribune.com.pk/story/299747/lash ... ban-state/

Students aged 10 to 15 from Jhumra Sandal Islamic School, Faisalabad, and Tameer-i-Seerat Model School Sharaqpur, Sheikhupura, said that they had thought they were going to a science exhibition and that’s what they had told their parents.
One student from Sandal Islamic School gave this correspondent a form titled ‘Field Trip Permission’ that was signed by his mother. “Dear Parent or Guardian,” it reads. “Your child is going on a field trip. Please read the information at the top of this form, then sign and return the permission slip at the bottom of this form.” It goes on to say that the students would be taken to a science exhibition at Al-Mizan School, Faisalabad, and they would be back by 3pm. The protest did not end till 4:20 pm, when the participants got back in the vans and buses and drove to Nasser Bagh.

birathers, thij ij disturbing. what ij happening to bakistan? bakistan haj come down to such a level that we hab to lie to parents and kids before making them to do jeehard? and lying that kids will be taken to kuffar science egjibhishun? i dream of a day when in bakistan we can freely and fearlessly invite kids and parents to jeehard.

i blame zia for thij situation.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Nov 2011 15:42

hakimullah ij mishtaking "moderate enlightenment" with "mohtarma entitlement" and uncovering his meat...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Nov 2011 23:46

Eye shay iph Bakistan wont come to Bonn, Bring the Bonner tuu Bakistan if dhey open dheir mouth.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Nov 2011 23:53

bakistan is not choosy which way they get to Bonn - front or back up or down

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 01 Dec 2011 00:16

From our staff reporter NSN desk:

NATO deliberate attacks on Pakistani post causes heavy losses

NATO helicopters committed unprovoked aggression by firing on two Pakistani border posts killing 19 soldier and wounding 11 others. There is no doubt that this action was deliberate. The location of the Border post was clearly communicated to NATO during a previous incident of taliban firing from the post at NATO soldiers, when Pakistan's tactical co-ordination officer (TCO) clearly denied that the post was Pakistani, or that the people firing from the post were Pakistani and that such a post existed at all. Despite exact GPS co-ordinates conveyed during such a denial, NATO chose to attack in a deliberate manner.

Brave Pakistanis building a Missile Launcher to fight back the Apaches.

Eyewitness (though the remaining eye) reports from the ground state that attack was unprovoked. Around 1am, when one third of the soldiers in the post were sleeping, one third praying and the other third distributing moral, political and diplomatic support to the freedom fighters doing legitimate protest against the occupation of their land by western infidel oppressors, NATO helicopters suddenly appeared and started firing. The brave Pakistani soldiers who were praying continued to pray undisturbed and those who were sleeping continued to sleep undisturbed and 35 were shaheed with 28 wounded. Initially the TCO was mislead that NATO was taking fire from a post 9 miles to the north and immediately denied the post was Pakistani. Only after 7 minutes he was informed that NATO was taking fire from the Volcano and Boulder posts where before he could deny that they were Pakistani, the helicopters had already attacked.

Standard operating procedures of the Pakistanis appealing to NATO were ignored. NATO ignored Pakistani captain Usman's repeated pleas that NATO will be given MFN status and the firing from the post will be thoroughly investigated if a dossier is sent. Usman even brought up the Blochistan issue and Samjhota express issue in a last ditch attempt, but it had nary an effect on NATO's aggression. Finally Captain Usman was Shaheed when he attempted to throw a grenade up in the air against the attacking Apache (which unfortunately landed in his own bunker). The Volcano post, which was under heavy attack also, was commanded by Major Mujahid, who attempted a brave rescue by down-hill ski-ing, but was Shaheed because the snow had not yet set in. This brought the casuality up to 21 Shaheed and 10 wounded.

Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani strongly protested this violation of sovirginity, by ordering closure of NATO convoys and boycotting the Bonn conference. Other measures are expected to be announced after he takes permission from General Kayani, Chief of Army staff. Pakistan's Ambassador to the UN, Abdullah Hussain Haroon said all legal recourse will be explored. Including appealing the case to a Neutral expert, following which it could be taken to a Court of Arbitration. Pakistan's foreign minister Hina Rabbani Khar said that Pakistan wants to protect the world from Pakistanis, but enraging Pakistani citizens will only strengthen the hands of extremists and prevent political space for Pakistan government to protect the world from Pakistan.

partha · Post by **partha** » 01 Dec 2011 00:32

^
that safed flag should not be mistaken for surrender / peace. it means we are ready for war. obviously the west doesn't understand comblex pashtun cultural traditions.

partha · Post by **partha** » 01 Dec 2011 00:37

birathers,

outrajed i yam. nato has attacked us. they are not giving uj f16 / drone technology to counter attack. we need to restore our integrity, honour, dignity and self-respect. it is high time we attack the yindoos -
let uj plan a tactically brilliant operation like kargil 98. hmm, no. like in 71. hmm, no. how about 65? hmm no. i think 48..damn it. let uj organize a cricket match and defeat the yindoos and restore our honour.

archan · Post by **archan** » 01 Dec 2011 00:40

mullah zhangullah on deaf-o-dump sayj:

Wish China government can support Pakistan firmly.

Bhat doej this mean?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 01 Dec 2011 00:43

It means China should not go soft on its support phor Bakistan

Also, in addition to boycotting the Bonn conference, Pakistan should also boycott the next meeting with IMF for IMF loan. This will send a strong signal to the west that we are serious.

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 01 Dec 2011 02:28

archan wrote:mullah zhangullah on deaf-o-dump sayj:
Wish China government can support Pakistan firmly.
Bhat doej this mean?

It means, dat mujahid wants cheena, eshweetesht phriend, to open many beauty phirms(parlors) in paakishtan, prepherably near lal masjids...

Shaashtanga · Post by **Shaashtanga** » 01 Dec 2011 02:54

shiv wrote:Pholcks. I hab a phudamental qweschun. Joo see my hakeem ij telling that ladiej have no < sharam > menchutral period aphter 55 to 60 saals. My maulana ij telling that 72 hoories ij aslo naat habing any < sharam > menchutral periodj. Qweschun ij hooriej are more than 60 yiyars or naat?

More impartandly what hoories bill kafirs below get aphter wajib ul cattle phor haraam behabior?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyt16efRrBo

Hakeem saab, i hab a pooch, after watching this kuffar bideo my blood ij boiling... bhy can't we have our own fast ejakulate (oops flash-mob) in kave kamplex no. 9211 glorifying our sabj-hilali-parcham.... bhen the hindustani kuffar houris can chant mohe rang de basanti @ CST, can't we hab the most beautiful bakris to sing mohe rang de hilali? I ask all maulaners am i wahji-bull-cattle ebhen for thinking such kuffar thoughts?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Dec 2011 03:04

johneeG wrote:han"]mullah zhangullah on deaf-o-dump sayj:
Wish China government can support Pakistan firmly. at doej this mean? :shock]
It means, dat mujahid wants cheena, eshweetesht phriend, to open many beauty phirms(parlors) in paakishtan, prepherably near lal masjids...

Yonlee bhen China's Stand Firm , Paki kan feel da Shuubbort op harder dhan HU, faster dhan Zhu yand Sweeetar dhan Wu.