Military Humor and related
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^ the military was forced to remove the wooden part by the 'Save the Trees - save the World' lobby.
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Presenting the new open top version of the Typhoon..
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Just realised that DRDO calls one of its facilities Research Center Imarat (RCI) - when they updated the name, should have called it RCB (Research Center Building) but maybe even they know RCB - No cup Naamde...
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This one hits hard...
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https://x.com/Arun_Golaya/status/1917968366452474314 --->
I asked AI to draw the cards that Pakistan holds. Some errors, but it got the basics correct.
1) They don’t have ‘J and K’ (and never will).
2) No ace with them.
3) All are spades (to dig their own graves).
Realising it is for Pakistan, it even drew a ‘0’ card
AI is good
I asked AI to draw the cards that Pakistan holds. Some errors, but it got the basics correct.
1) They don’t have ‘J and K’ (and never will).
2) No ace with them.
3) All are spades (to dig their own graves).
Realising it is for Pakistan, it even drew a ‘0’ card
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This is how Ukraine-Russia war ends in 24-hours
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VIDEO: https://x.com/GabbbarSingh/status/1925184327052038275 ---> Times are so bad that Pak DGISPR is fact checking Congress Party.
https://x.com/kakar_harsha/status/1925493837708841212 ---> A man loved his wife so much, he didn't want her to undergo labor pain. He therefore prayed to the Lord sincerely. The Lord appeared before him and offered him a boon. The husband asked, "Oh Merciful Lord, from now on please ensure that the Person Responsible for the woman's pregnancy should get her labour pain." The Lord granted the boon. During the labour of his wife, he was eagerly waiting to undergo labor pain, but there was none. Suddenly his neighbour starts crying out in pain! Similarly, when India attacks the terrorist havens deep inside Pakistan, everyone expected Pakistan to cry out in pain. But surprisingly it's the @INCIndia that is crying out in deep pain.
https://x.com/kakar_harsha/status/1925493837708841212 ---> A man loved his wife so much, he didn't want her to undergo labor pain. He therefore prayed to the Lord sincerely. The Lord appeared before him and offered him a boon. The husband asked, "Oh Merciful Lord, from now on please ensure that the Person Responsible for the woman's pregnancy should get her labour pain." The Lord granted the boon. During the labour of his wife, he was eagerly waiting to undergo labor pain, but there was none. Suddenly his neighbour starts crying out in pain! Similarly, when India attacks the terrorist havens deep inside Pakistan, everyone expected Pakistan to cry out in pain. But surprisingly it's the @INCIndia that is crying out in deep pain.
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Pesh he!
Field Marshal Munir Promoted After Successfully Weaponizing Jinn Thermodynamics
RAWALPINDI — In an unprecedented fusion of metaphysics, patriotism, and misunderstood science, General Asim Munir has been promoted to Field Marshal following the reported success of Pakistan’s first "jinn-assisted nuclear weapon."
According to highly unreliable but confident sources within GHQ, the promotion came shortly after Munir personally oversaw Project Roohani Fission—a top-secret program that used trained jinns to initiate chain reactions via spiritual thermodynamics.
“Traditional nuclear bombs use uranium and plutonium,” explained an ISPR-certified defense analyst. “But Munir’s genius was to embed surah recitations into the warhead's code. That, and his idea to train jinns to carry suicidal neutrons directly into enemy atoms. It’s tactical, it’s theological, it’s thermodynamic.”
The breakthrough reportedly occurred when a rogue jinn named Pīr Bakhsh-72 agreed to serve inside the bomb in exchange for 72 virgin pixels in the metaverse. “It’s halal fusion,” Munir was heard whispering as the test bomb converted sand into glass and skepticism into faith.
Sources claim the Field Marshal’s uniform now includes a heat-resistant tasbih, an anti-radiation taweez, and a smartwatch that displays both missile trajectories and moon-sighting notifications.
When asked if Pakistan needed a Field Marshal during peacetime, an army spokesperson said, “He’s not just a Field Marshal. He’s a Meta-Strategic Sufi of Deterrence. War is in the heart, and so are the jinns.”
Critics of the promotion have been dismissed as "agents of entropy." One prominent physicist, who dared to question the scientific basis of jinn thermodynamics, was last seen being politely escorted into a quantum containment rug and banned from Rakshak forum for 11 seconds.
Meanwhile, the ISPR has launched a docudrama titled "Chain Reaction: Powered by Faith, Triggered by Destiny," with Munir in a guest appearance riding a neutron like a missile, wearing Ray-Bans and whispering "Takbeer" as he high-fives a passing cherub.
Field Marshal Munir Promoted After Successfully Weaponizing Jinn Thermodynamics
RAWALPINDI — In an unprecedented fusion of metaphysics, patriotism, and misunderstood science, General Asim Munir has been promoted to Field Marshal following the reported success of Pakistan’s first "jinn-assisted nuclear weapon."
According to highly unreliable but confident sources within GHQ, the promotion came shortly after Munir personally oversaw Project Roohani Fission—a top-secret program that used trained jinns to initiate chain reactions via spiritual thermodynamics.
“Traditional nuclear bombs use uranium and plutonium,” explained an ISPR-certified defense analyst. “But Munir’s genius was to embed surah recitations into the warhead's code. That, and his idea to train jinns to carry suicidal neutrons directly into enemy atoms. It’s tactical, it’s theological, it’s thermodynamic.”
The breakthrough reportedly occurred when a rogue jinn named Pīr Bakhsh-72 agreed to serve inside the bomb in exchange for 72 virgin pixels in the metaverse. “It’s halal fusion,” Munir was heard whispering as the test bomb converted sand into glass and skepticism into faith.
Sources claim the Field Marshal’s uniform now includes a heat-resistant tasbih, an anti-radiation taweez, and a smartwatch that displays both missile trajectories and moon-sighting notifications.
When asked if Pakistan needed a Field Marshal during peacetime, an army spokesperson said, “He’s not just a Field Marshal. He’s a Meta-Strategic Sufi of Deterrence. War is in the heart, and so are the jinns.”
Critics of the promotion have been dismissed as "agents of entropy." One prominent physicist, who dared to question the scientific basis of jinn thermodynamics, was last seen being politely escorted into a quantum containment rug and banned from Rakshak forum for 11 seconds.
Meanwhile, the ISPR has launched a docudrama titled "Chain Reaction: Powered by Faith, Triggered by Destiny," with Munir in a guest appearance riding a neutron like a missile, wearing Ray-Bans and whispering "Takbeer" as he high-fives a passing cherub.
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On a lighter note, from LinkedIn:
WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 PAKISTANI TERRORISTS, THAN WITH ONE SINGLE INDIAN SOLDIER
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business outlet in Mahim.
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.
However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
After all, it is ONLY A SIGN.
You may ask, What kind of business outlet would dare to post such a sign?
Well, that comes from .....
Michael Pinto - The Coffin Makers
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Serious security breach... even our veterans are leaking secrets to the enemy
