Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Feb 2011 13:31

diyar khullam khulla
do ju habh any daubts that if jarnail sees these yung mujahids then there will be no bum exploshun?
ju know as bhell as i do what happens on those manicured lawns! hain ji?
meanwhile more experiments... bhere is khushboo?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Feb 2011 13:55

Hiyar

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Feb 2011 14:08

^^^munna gubo huya
khushboo tere liye

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 10 Feb 2011 14:58

^ No No No khusbhoo ki Jawani,
She is too $exy for you, woh LMU mein na aaani...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Feb 2011 16:34

^^^damn! looks like juniyar madrassah year will be "cleaning the floors" in the sea-near ishtoodants dorms again tonight

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 10 Feb 2011 17:03

Good newj phor jou-near moulanas of BENIS. Prof. Dilbullah is back from hajj and will be active in BENIS again. Pliss to repaart to kave kaamplex for advance courses. Nice to see Lala mullah is still in chargse as grand ayatollah.

Tamang · Post by **Tamang** » 10 Feb 2011 20:14

WTF!

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 10 Feb 2011 20:31

^^^

Dear Saar,

Muhtaramma mange more....

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 10 Feb 2011 20:42

Aal junear mujahids need to drag this vibe tv motorma to cave kaamplex number 69 phor Kanadian Vija stamping under the guidance of Laalprafessar (Khusboo pee ubon Him!!!) . This motorham eez naat wearing a shuttle-e-cock burqa and showing flesh and hence inviting live mijjile phyre ubon her ...

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 10 Feb 2011 20:51

^^^^ Holy hell hole.

How can any person say something like that on TV.

But hats off to the girl for handling it very well - she does not lose her cool at all at this blatant display of pakistaniyat (which she calls "kharab niyat")

James B · Post by **James B** » 10 Feb 2011 22:05

Chinmayanand wrote: Laalprafessar (Khusboo pee ubon Him!!!)

Ij thij bojishun halal

? and Ij this bojishun bossiple?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 10 Feb 2011 22:28

Some knotty news item:

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

A dowry for a goat, is it legal in muslim countries like sudan to marry goats, how about iran & syria & pakistan is it legal there too, no doubt militant sock puppet will be very interested in the legality of all this, gay marriages legal in most civilised countries now, now goat marriages, is this a islamic thing or will it catch on in the western world.

How about equal rights too, will we see the first goat presidents in the middle east, will we see a new species, a goatman being born, i think this is all a very good idea, i always found goats friendly with all races including jews, maybe we should be dropping goats on the middle east, instead of bombs.

I have always wondered why muslims have goatee beards, could it be to attract female or male goats.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 10 Feb 2011 22:34

Lalprafessar + khusboo = Goatman

See here :

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Feb 2011 22:41

that eej my djinn avatar

Arun_J · Post by **Arun_J** » 10 Feb 2011 22:46

Diamond Davis bheing inderrogated in bure bakistani english.

(Recorded by none other than Diamon Davis himself with a shoe camera)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiNkKb9Sxj4

archan · Post by **archan** » 10 Feb 2011 23:19

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djC_AdAB ... 2-2r-12-HM[/youtube]
Yindo brime minister, hij BA, raang numpers and kissa-e-dossier.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Feb 2011 02:47

Attenshun Maulanas

Ramanaji has passed a fatwa against exbosing RAA agints in sooosail networking media and has declared anyone caught doing so to be Wajib ul Qatl

James B · Post by **James B** » 11 Feb 2011 03:03

archan wrote:
Yindo brime minister, hij BA, raang numpers and kissa-e-dossier.

youtupe link phixed.

anandsgh · Post by **anandsgh** » 11 Feb 2011 03:19

Tamang wrote:WTF!

Same Mohtarma doing Kufr yoga. Jeune moojaheeds demande 100 stripes to mohtorma..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Feb 2011 05:30

Did joo heer da kuffar ganna shtarting at 6 minnut.
O, choti larki , tera abbu home,
Haaz he lepht u alone .

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Feb 2011 06:55

Sbot Da Saffron terror

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/sunday/def ... hion_a.htm

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Feb 2011 11:13

Brad Goodman wrote:Now, camel wrestling in Pakistan

Islamabad, Feb 10 (IANS) Thousands of people turned up in Pakistan's Rahim Yar Khan city to watch a unique sport - camel wrestling.

The event took place Wednesday at Ehsanpur where tickets for the event were priced at Rs.200.

'People in this area wait for this event every few years and large crowds show up for the occasion,' the Express Tribune quoted Sahil, an event organiser, as saying.

Sadiq, a camel trainer, said it took nearly a year to train a camel for the wrestling matches.

'We start training the animals quite young. Camel wrestling is a unique sport because it involves a lot of technique...It isn't like a dog or cock fight where we just unleash the animals at each other.'

same as for sosaai bummers The other national sport of pakis

The onlookers were happy to witness camel wrestling.

Rahim Yar Khan resident Haji Rehan Shams said: 'I have brought my entire family to see the dungal (wrestling). This is a traditional sport of the area and I wanted my children to see it.'

Now I agree this is halal entertainment for nanha mujahids

'Camel wrestling is unique to certain parts of Pakistan and it should be promoted more by the government,' said a participant Haroon.

Shutup juu kaafir

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Feb 2011 11:14

anandsgh wrote:
Same Mohtarma doing Kufr yoga. Jeune moojaheeds demande 100 stripes to mohtorma..

Bhat zabaan ij shee boling in ?
I can't smajh

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Feb 2011 13:27

bbc news south asia website today carries a flash headline in a link (which doesnt say the same thing in the article) of "Butt probed in Pakistan scandal"

here at LMU we know this topic very well, sinj bhe are exparts in probing butts in scandalous manners. And to answer prebhius kveshchan on phoonk sundar or sundari - here at LMU we do not discriminate on the basis of gender in our juniyar ishtoodants

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 11 Feb 2011 14:12

Kufr Yoga is everywhere. First they teach our girls yoga and then they teach kamasutra on their shows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZr0H3wEgAE

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Feb 2011 15:06

Is attcking in Condom halal ? Does khusboo like it that way ?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Feb 2011 15:10

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Feb 2011 15:25

Laalprafessar , i have a boochh ...
The evil Indians still claim Sindh as a bart oph India in their national anthem , why haven't LMU aabjected to it in the last sixty-phor years ....
This eez a Yindu kaansbiracee to take Sindh py taqia ....

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 11 Feb 2011 15:38

Chinmayanandullah!!! Ijh that ejht wjht joonivajity mechanical ejineerigh labh? bhy for there ijj a train standing behindh ijh...?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Feb 2011 15:48

diyar cheen-mein-anand-ulla-al-redlipsi
mujik ij haram, yindoos are haram
theyarphour yindoomujik is dabalharam
phor thinking dabalharam thought, ju mast be paanish'ed
aljo it looks laike ju are frequenting other junivarsitiej than LMU
so ju are dabalharamslut
ju know what dilbullah does with those don't ju?
bhat bhil ju say to him in jur defanse?
hain ji?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 11 Feb 2011 15:51

Chinmayanand wrote:Laalprafessar , i have a boochh ...
The evil Indians still claim Sindh as a bart oph India in their national anthem , why haven't LMU aabjected to it in the last sixty-phor years ....
This eez a Yindu kaansbiracee to take Sindh py taqia ....

"Sindh?? what sindh.
I thought pakistan is just punjab, rest is just RAW funded TTP agents.
oh... did u mean bhutto/zardari?
you learn new things every day " -- Pak/Punjab Establishment

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 11 Feb 2011 16:04

jokes aside, this guy is impressive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU8zGr4mOEU

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Feb 2011 16:26

Lalmohan wrote:diyar cheen-mein-anand-ulla-al-redlipsi
mujik ij haram, yindoos are haram
theyarphour yindoomujik is dabalharam
phor thinking dabalharam thought, ju mast be paanish'ed
aljo it looks laike ju are frequenting other junivarsitiej than LMU
so ju are dabalharamslut
ju know what dilbullah does with those don't ju?
bhat bhil ju say to him in jur defanse?
hain ji?

eye bhil bresent dibullah with a goatwoman and some hasheesh ...

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 11 Feb 2011 17:26

If Cheen-mein-ananad al hashishi ul go-at-woman prejents himself pefore Maulana Dilbullah in Kanada, what vija will Jenab D issue ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Feb 2011 17:43

eye dont know, but he bhill habh fun trying! hainji?

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 11 Feb 2011 20:02

Double date with kushboos

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Feb 2011 22:11

that eej pablicity shot for garam garam sharam sharam "Khushboo does Khyber" fillum
(which is naat haram, cos the jirga said so, ok?)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Feb 2011 02:30

I can see Rehman Davis's SUV in the riyar view mirror of Khusbumobile. Are these the two donkeys that he shot?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Feb 2011 02:43

What is the height of stupidity?

The Bakistani Ambassador to Netherlands refusing to wear a Kandum citing diplomatic immunity while on a visit to a brothel.( Paid for under the Kerry-Langur bill)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Feb 2011 03:18

Relations between Pakistan and US getting worse, in an unprecedented movePakistan decides to withdraw from the Davis cup