Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:51
by partha
RCase wrote:Suppanallah, Patha-mullah!
Extending juor iedia, RAID so laang aj we get PAID!
+1
AID NOT RAID BUT IF YOU RAID MAKE SURE WE GET PAID.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 05 Dec 2011 12:15
by partha
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 05 Dec 2011 12:26
by Raja Bose
Anujan wrote:
RCase wrote:The meaning of the Baki flag is that the white is to represent the minorities. Could it be that the picture signifies the 'pure' have left for jannat, leaving the impure to fend for themselves?
Joo idiot!! Meaning oph white flag is invitashun for the NATO and Apaches to surrender. Misunfortunately as partha-mullah had posted, the Amreekis dont understand Pashtun traditions.
Joo mean the Apaches and AC-130 hab been declared Wajib-ul-Cattle now! NATO must be shivering in their jockstraps.
Or perhaps the white towel waj invitation to Apaches to get their windows washed and fuselage cleaned as is the norm between allies on the same side of Global Offensive Against Terror but different sides of the border (albeit different ends of the gun barrel).
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 05 Dec 2011 12:40
by RCase
Partha-mullah,
Djinn-ah waj the father of the two nashun theory. Eberything about him was two nashuns - one nation waj the bious, ijlamic nashun, they other waj the nashun of eating pork and drinking whishkey. Butt in Bakistan, one could go to your temples or mosques, hindoos would cease to be hindoos etc. etc. Shame with drinking whishkey and eating pork, they would cease to be un-ijlamic.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 05 Dec 2011 13:26
by partha
thij ij another amreekan kanspirajy to scare the bakistanis.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 05 Dec 2011 14:20
by member_20617
+1
AID NOT RAID BUT IF YOU RAID MAKE SURE WE GET PAID.
Otherwise we won't get laid!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
motorma mullik izz asking dus karod... phrom SDREs..
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 06 Dec 2011 00:35
by BajKhedawal
Ya allah, phinally some good knews. Our TFTA and pak jawans phired on and destroyed a kaffir masjid in indian occubied kupwara. That will teach those SDRE hindumusalman's to not imitate our arabee religion of piss.
This is the first ceasefire violation by Pakistani troops along the LoC in Kashmir Valley in the past three months.
A roof top of a mosque was damaged on the Indian side of the LoC in the firing, the sources said.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 06 Dec 2011 00:55
by Prem
Shankaraa wrote:+1AID NOT RAID BUT IF YOU RAID MAKE SURE WE GET PAID.
Hai Hai yeh Mazdoori, Gubo Ho gaye Jaroori
Naat enugh Aid with Raid,
Life long ki Jee hazoori.
Kitne barso beet gaye ,Kashmir Milla na Hai
BD challa gya,abb Balochistan bhiiii jayee , jayeeee
Strageic deapth ki ho gaye death
' Orr Sassu Ban gaye Gori
Ambar mei Drone ki Kharkan
Abb orr saaha na Jayee .
Hai Hai yeh Mazboori ... Unkil se ho gaye Doorri
India bhi abb Tarpayee,
Dho Dhelle ka Mulkh Pakistan,
Ek Takke me bikta jayee ....
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 06 Dec 2011 01:00
by BajKhedawal
Breaking some-achar
Mia Musharraf has been cabtured while monkeying around on indo-pak border. Naav they kall him Bobby.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 06 Dec 2011 03:55
by anupmisra
BajKhedawal wrote:Breaking some-achar
Mia Musharraf has been cabtured while monkeying around on indo-pak border. Naav they kall him Bobby.
Waqt for equal-equal. Exchange Veena Malik (plus money) for the monkey.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 06 Dec 2011 14:03
by krishnan
from above link
@Pak .......We want Digvijay Singh Back ..
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 06 Dec 2011 18:07
by anupmisra
Bhaaaat ij going on!!???
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 06 Dec 2011 18:13
by harbans
Proof of Hindoostan Cross Border Terrorism is here:
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 01:39
by RonyKJ
By the way, the picture of Veena Malik is clearly doctored.
If you zoom in around the bikini area in photoshop, you will see
that the pixels in that area are missing and substituted by some
kind of brushing tool.
So I think FHM magazine is the culprit. She must have modeled in
that pose in a bikini and they brushed it out.
I hope she wins the $2 mil lawsuit against them
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 02:37
by partha
Lalmohan wrote:its definitely airbrushed - just look at her face, it really is not that smooth - or fair!
Irrespective of the celeb posing for the front cover, all magazines air brush to some extent. The question here is whether Veena posed nude or was she photo shopped nude. In the interest of the beepuls across the world, I urge the FHM magazine to release the video of the photo shoot they claim to have to the internets and bring an end to this controversy once for all.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 02:39
by partha
i yam with veena malik on thij issue. i have faith in her that she didn't pose nude. i challenge kufr fhm magazine to release the video of the photoshoot!!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 02:45
by Lalmohan
this discussion should shift to the LnM dhaga kyun ji?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 04:38
by Prem
partha wrote:i yam with veena malik on thij issue. i have faith in her that she didn't pose nude. i challenge kufr fhm magazine to release the video of the photoshoot!!
Et izz drue , She wazz jewsing Hand Burkha to kuver da imbrotant bwaarts .
Orr wazz et da advertizemnet phor new Invisible Burkaa ?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 05:11
by RCase
Just like reverse Kargil, Veena is wearing the latest fashion design of reverse burka. It all ties in with the maulana who farmaoed that we can see through 70 (not 17) layers of fabric to enjoy the gooda of pindi.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 05:16
by joygoswami
Bresenting the fight of the century . Jernail Ham-IED Gullu and Zaaid Ham-IED
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any "sexual thoughts."
The unnamed sheikh was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
He said that these fruits and vegetables "resemble the male penis" and hence could arouse women or "make them think of sex."
The sheikh was asked how to "control" women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.
Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.
The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 19:52
by member_20317
^^^ Mulla lives in fear of the day when his mohtarma mistakes his benis for a panana.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 20:07
by harbans
Selph deleted..
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 20:24
by RamaY
An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any "sexual thoughts."
The unnamed sheikh was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
He said that these fruits and vegetables "resemble the male penis" and hence could arouse women or "make them think of sex."
The sheikh was asked how to "control" women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.
Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.
The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric.
Deeyar IEDitor,
Eye hab a pooch!
The mullahs albays tell us that we should habe a mard-member of the phamily do such haraam things upon us.
Bliss to tell me how to not soch erotic-haraam thingis when my phaather or brother bring a banaana or cucumber upon me?
Yubers piously
-Rahmaan Maalik as nuke-nood vina maalik
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Dec 2011 20:33
by shiv
joygoswami wrote:Bresenting the fight of the century . Jernail Ham-IED Gullu and Zaaid Ham-IED
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Dec 2011 08:34
by Kanishka
Diyar Idiotor,
Bhere kan eye phind old isshues of "Bayploy" magazine.
The other din eye saw a bicchar on thij dhaga.. it haj now disapeared.
Eye assk peecos eye yam isstuding kamul seks.
Salam
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Dec 2011 08:38
by Prem
RonyKJ wrote:By the way, the picture of Veena Malik is clearly doctored.
If you zoom in around the bikini area in photoshop, you will see
Sir, joo arr blaying Doctor Doctor bith V Eena Maalik?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Dec 2011 15:05
by krishnan
i wonder what rony-al-sheikh was trying to see by zooming those areas
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Dec 2011 15:27
by Lalmohan
diyar kanish-kullah
to ishtudy kamel ahem, ju need to work hard under an arap-master and not rely on holy magazine
ju shud be able to do that, hain ji?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
The court motivated its refusal to put the actress on trial by the fact that the photographs had been taken and published in another country.
ahem ahem maalish maalish in kort kamplex
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Dec 2011 04:23
by Kanishka
Lalmohan wrote:diyar kanish-kullah
to ishtudy kamel ahem, ju need to work hard under an arap-master and not rely on holy magazine
ju shud be able to do that, hain ji?
Eye see!
Ju kno its naat easy to phind gud arapic maasters theese dayj so istudents laike me are using holy pooks and gugul to learn.
There ij soo much to isstudy yand learn .. naledge is inphinite.
NATO must be shivering in their jockstraps.
Breaking some-achar 
