Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 25 Jan 2013 11:28

Rental Raja's stratgee tu entaar Reynt-aw-kar biznesses. Peess bee apon heem.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 Jan 2013 13:02

oh, ijnt he renting pashtuns? i hiyar in englistani dins when gora and pashtun were birather-birather in tambu on campaign during raat that 'you can buy any man, but only ever rent a pathan'?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Jan 2013 15:42

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 25 Jan 2013 16:48

Pindi chana overdose that even pious bike can not consume it all.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 25 Jan 2013 20:56

Ju kuffas, thoje are 400% aero dynamic prakes on new generation Bakistani phyter blanes.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 Jan 2013 01:03

Celebrating IED Mila Boom Nabi in Al-Bakistan
Back to regular programming...
Now the shitizens of 69 cities and towns of Al-Bakistan can wish each other IED Mubarak ujing cell bhones to celebrate the profits birthday.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 26 Jan 2013 11:32

Lalmohan wrote:oh, ijnt he renting pashtuns? i hiyar in englistani dins when gora and pashtun were birather-birather in tambu on campaign during raat that 'you can buy any man, but only ever rent a pathan'?

He ij goaing up markeet. he reynted Kar to Yindoo eff emm, and naow he ij reynting to kerree.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 26 Jan 2013 18:58

oldie but goldie

proof of pakistani IQ

Pain of Jihad

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 27 Jan 2013 02:56

I didn’t know sex with 13-year-old was illegal

Adil Rashid, 18, met the girl on Facebook and groomed her for two months before booking a hotel where they had sex.
But when cops arrested him, he claimed he did not know about the age of consent because of his Muslim education in a madrassa school.

Judge Stokes described Rashid as “passive” and said sending him to jail might cause him “more damage than good”.
Rashid was sentenced to nine months in youth custody, suspended for two years.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... z2J7Wc6NaJ

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Jan 2013 11:55

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 27 Jan 2013 12:27

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 27 Jan 2013 12:59

^^ Tauba, tauba Maulener, ij that Jahil Humeed's lal coke at phull attention?

Bhy is Jahil dikhaoing hij lal coke?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 27 Jan 2013 13:02

Also, I have suno of TFTA.....now are ju saying all mauleners like us habe Large and Lal Cokes (LLC)?

Yand all kuffa SDREs habe Small and Dark Cokes (SDC)?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 27 Jan 2013 18:20

http://www.newkerala.com/news/newsplus/ ... QUmBX2lpWZ
Anti-Pakistan content gets video games off shelves in Pakistan

Two hugely popular video games, including "Call Of Duty: Black Ops II", have been ordered off store shelves in Pakistan for portraying Pakistanis as terrorists.

According to gameinformer, the world's largest video game magazine, the All Pakistan CD, DVD, Audio Cassette Traders and Manufacturers Association has directed that "Call of Duty: Black Ops II' and "Medal of Honour: Warfighter" be taken off the shelves as they "show Pakistan in very poor light".

"Call of Duty: Black Ops II", a first-person shooter game by Activision Blizzard, has an episode where the player is in Lahore and brutally kills Pakistanis while "Medal of Honour: Warfighter", another first-person shooter by Electronic Arts, shows Pakistan as a hotbed of terrorists. Both games were released late last year and have sold millions of copies worldwide.

Gameinformer quotes Saleem Memon, president of the All Pakistan CD, DVD, Audio Cassette Traders and Manufacturers Association, as saying: "The problem is that there are things that are against Pakistan and they have included criticism of our army. They show the country in a very poor light."

It quotes the circular issued earlier this week asking for both the games to be boycotted. The association circular reads: "The Association has always boycotted these types of films and games. These (games) have been developed against the country's national unity and sanctity. The games have been developed against Pakistan and the association has completely banned their sale. Shopkeepers are warned and will be responsible for the consequences if found purchasing or selling these games."

Whether the circular was issued at the behest of the government was not known.

" 'Call of Duty: Black Ops II' has one mission, titled 'The Fallen Angel' based in Lahore where you fight the ISI (Inter-Services Intelligence, Pakistani spy agency), who are the enemies," Anand V, a video gaming enthusiast, told IANS.

"You have to fight and kill them in the mission," he explained.

According to Anand, you play as a character, David Mason. 'The Fallen Angel', as seen by the IANS correspondent, has a scene in which Mason and his friend Harper are in a heavily flooded part of Lahore. It is pouring heavily as the two men move around killing "the ISI forces". In some particularly gruesome scenes, the men cut the throats of some Pakistani soldiers, with the blood shown spurting out. In one pictorial scene, which intersperses with the game, Mason and Harper confront two Pakistani soldiers. "Mason bashes the head of one soldier against the door of the armoured truck, while Harper does it with the other Pakistani. Both are probably killed," Anand said.

"In 'The Fallen Angel' you fight a lot of Pakistanis. You are travelling in a military camp... you are part of an armoured convoy and there are Pakistanis on both sides trying to attack you.. Your armoured car crushes the men as they come in front of you," said Anand, in a graphic explanation of the violence in the game.

But why kill them?

"Well, they are the obstacles in the mission.. so you have to kill them," Anand answered.

Anand said he did not enjoy playing "Medal of Honour: Warfighter". "It is not my type of game," he said.

"Medal of Honour: Warfighter" depicts Pakistan as a jihadi haven and many sequences were developed with the help of some members of the Navy SEALs team that killed Osama bin Laden in a secret raid on his Abbottabad house in Pakistan on May 1, 2011.

The seven SEALs were penalised last November for divulging classified information to the game's developer. Each of the seven received a letter of reprimand and a partial forfeiture of pay for two months.

Kathryn Bigelow's movie, "Zero Dark Thirty" by Sony Pictures, tells the story of the SEALs who took down bin Laden. One of the seven had reportedly divulged information about the raid to the moviemaker.

According to Fox News, both the games are hot sellers in Pakistan. A US daily quotes a game shop owner in Islamabad as saying that "Call of Duty: Black Ops II" has sold more than 5,000 copies since its release last November. However, the pirated copies, which sell at under $2, have huge sales.

"Medal of Honor; Warfighter" has sold around 1,000 copies in Pakistan, the daily says.

Earlier, another game, "Assassin's Creed" was banned in Pakistan because Muslims found its content offensive.

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Jan 2013 19:09

^
This is clearly a Joo conspiracy to dephame Bakistan. Guess what? The joke ij on the joo. Pakistan's top tech-no-logy company "Pakistan Air Force" which has in the past developed top notch broducts like PACPAD, will come up with Bakistan's very own version of "Call Of Duty" and "Medal Of Honor And Dignity". Some oph the missions in thij version:

1. Capture Isloo TV tower.
2. Turn the loss making sugar factories into profit.
3. Train a bunch of non state actors and send them on a mission to neighboring country.
4. Protect a high value target next to army camp from the Joos.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Jan 2013 20:39

Bhee now habe five four-fatherj. A new paki lineage (Darthkhan) ij about to be ishtarted bith prinshij Lia.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Jan 2013 20:41

Bhat ij going on hiyar? Ij thiyar no shame?

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 27 Jan 2013 23:07

Bhat ij thij i yam hearing??

Wily bhindians hab tested a underwater mijjile?? Did those short, dark, rice eating, thin legged banias Ishteal our Khairpur Djineer's dejign??

Me and my Kushpoos would like to ishtrongly brotest this incident!!.. Pliss to deliver 72+1 Bhindian phlags immediatly to kave kamplex no:69 for purning...

Salam

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Jan 2013 23:13

I have tested my mijjile underwater many times.

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Jan 2013 23:42

anupmisra wrote:Bhat ij going on hiyar? Ij thiyar no shame?

Bakistani donkeys have no shame left

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Jan 2013 23:58

For the daankry mard, it ij:
Daankey see, dankey do! It ij part of the grooming training.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 28 Jan 2013 11:47

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 28 Jan 2013 14:36

Thij ij a Shart Dark Rice Eating umma birather from Yindia aar Bengalidesh.
That ij bhy the wooly pink pig he is affering the paper to him.
I am suar that the joker yinside the wooly drejj will naat try any trick on Tall Fair biratherj from Pakistan such is the noor aan their phacej.

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 28 Jan 2013 20:07

Phinally, umrahh brother bots four phather in space

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21230691

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 29 Jan 2013 01:12

^^^ Didn't PBUH have something against monkeys? Anyway the eye-ranis are shia and hence kafir.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 29 Jan 2013 01:56

I condom kaafir Hindian Airforce for having a Jaguar Hawai-Jahaj as Deep Peneration Strike Aircraft. Deep Penetration ijj a regular activity dat can only be carried out by pure Pakhani Army.

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 29 Jan 2013 14:20

Phind out the difference..

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 29 Jan 2013 14:25

Where aar soo many apduls going??

Arun_J · Post by **Arun_J** » 29 Jan 2013 18:36

Aaryan wrote:

Where aar soo many apduls going??

Thij is a new djinn tekniki based "blug in" car for the baki hybrids. Everybaady gets to blug in here.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Jan 2013 19:04

i hiyar eet eej pawared by a daisy-chain reaction...

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 29 Jan 2013 19:15

Aaryan wrote:

Where aar soo many apduls going??

center of gravity ki maa bhen ek karaney

rgsrini · Post by **rgsrini** » 29 Jan 2013 20:30

Broof that pakishitistan is an adbanjed sojiety!
They hab even made a strej limo on a motorjykle.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 29 Jan 2013 23:18

I hear that abar ummah birather (don't you interrupt, I know they are ...) sent money into space.
A better idia waj to sent it here. Bhi knaw bhat to do bith money.
Arrrte... that waj a monkey joo say... naat money ?
Oho.. it ij alright. They should naat sent a monkey but save the money and sent that here anibhay. Aj I waj saying bhi knaw bhat to do bith money
AoA

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Jan 2013 01:26

kenopullah, are ju boling that umma birathers are spanking monkey?

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 30 Jan 2013 02:15

Eye pea-leaf Bandar Abbas bwas sent to space as esbeshal messenger to Chabi-Talah bwith bweree imbortunt message!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 30 Jan 2013 02:19

Umma birathers have alwaj obsessed about the monkey, right from the founder.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 30 Jan 2013 02:24

RajeshA wrote:Eye pea-leaf Bandar Abbas bwas sent to space as esbeshal messenger to Chabi-Talah bwith bweree imbortunt message!

Plasfamey! Last and final messenger waj sent long ago. There cannot be another messenger - Khatam! Bandar Abbas is a gustaki. Bandar Abbas shud be deklared wah-ji-bull-cutlet!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Jan 2013 02:39

eej thij peroof oph hanuman as divinity (in heaven)? were the yindoos right all alaang?
[shalwar shiver!]

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 30 Jan 2013 07:11

abhijitm wrote:center of gravity ki maa bhen ek karaney

Ij that Amar Singh bith the saffron band at the yend of the daijy chain?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 30 Jan 2013 09:08

Ju are raight! I think this ij a raa conspiracy. All the guys on the bike look like SDREs and the saffron thread gives it away. Could this be the raa vershun of a trojan horse to phool the faithfools? It is made for the transportation needs of the average Baki family of 8.