Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 30 Jun 2015 03:03
by Mihaylo
My ethernal gratitude to Pukies for filling Zaid Hamid's shoes. I was having withdrawal symptoms from not spilling my coffee on myself for sometime now. Pleaj to belcome, the one on only Faisal Raza Abidi..the next Zahil Ahmed
Mahdi Hazrat bin Jaheel Hamied cooling his musharraf after lashes.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 11:23
by RCase
Gagan wrote:Hain ji!
Bhaat ij going on heiyar?
Saddam hujjein ij brejiding over a meeting bhere hitler ij sitting on the side?
Any idea bhaat all theej mungeri laals are dreeming about?
Mungeri laal ke haseen sapne?
Crore Gandus are dreeming of how to get their hands on the $46B dollahs of Cheeni moolah.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 19:52
by Anujan
Spot the RAA agent(s)
Hind: Those who are not rearguarding
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 19:53
by Anujan
What is this neuj from the dejert I hear? Zaid Hamid to get a lal musharraf to go with his lal topi?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 22:01
by RCase
It started in the dejert. Came from the dejert ... (PRFites, ju should know this anthem of the mishkeen araps)!
Maybe Jahil HamIED (piss be upon him) might do a ghar wapasi after 8 ears and 1000 lashes? Will he still continue to bow 5 taimes a day to his Soothi masters in the dejert?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 22:11
by Prem
RCase wrote:It started in the dejert. Came from the dejert ... (PRFites, ju should know this anthem of the mishkeen araps)!Maybe Jahil HamIED (piss be upon him) might do a ghar wapasi after 8 ears and 1000 lashes? Will he still continue to bow 5 taimes a day to his Soothi masters in the dejert?
Saudi Wahabi believe Zahil Hamid is the Dessert for next 8 years.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 23:55
by kenop
Jhujar wrote:Saudi Wahabi believe Zahil Hamid is the Dessert for next 8 years.
Just deserts aj they say in Al Jookaystan
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 01:29
by gandharva
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 02:41
by RCase
^^^
Misphortunately he waj made to phyt during Ramadan. The world needs to be sensitive to Baki muslims to naat arrange phyts with TFTAs during wholly period aj they are fasting.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Jul 2015 04:00
by VinodTK
Anujan wrote:What is this neuj from the dejert I hear? Zaid Hamid to get a lal musharraf to go with his lal topi?
Islamabad/ Pakistan: A controversial Pakistani commentator has been jailed in Saudi Arabia and reportedly sentenced to receive 1,000 lashes for allegedly criticizing the Saudi government and its military campaign in Yemen while on a religious pilgrimage.
Saudi authorities have so far denied consular access to Zaid Hamid, who was arrested last month in the holy city of Madinah while traveling with his wife.
A spokesman for Pakistan’s foreign ministry, Qazi Khalilullah, confirmed Hamid’s arrest but said Saudi officials had not disclosed his sentence. Pakistani diplomats in Riyadh were in touch with Hamid’s family, including his wife, who was able to visit him in the prison at Madinah, Khalilullah said.
This year, a Saudi blogger who ran a website that was seen to be ridiculing the kingdom’s religious police was sentenced to 10 years in prison and 1,000 lashes spread over 20 weeks. Hamid is believed to be close to Pakistan’s military establishment and despises the country’s civilian leadership. He has also been openly critical of US policies in the region, accusing the CIA of trying to “demolish Pakistan.”
About one-third of the kingdom’s population of 30 million are foreign nationals, according to government statistics. Saudi press reports estimate that more than 1.5 million Pakistanis live in the country.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Jul 2015 12:27
by partha
Shame on you Raheel Shariff for shooting at civvies from behind a playboy cricketer turned politician. What happened to the commando culture of Pakistan army jernails? Come on, do it. Occupy Isloo. Do you want to retire like Kiya-nahi and escape to Australia without winning a single war?
Biraders, should we start a change.org petition for Raheel Shariff to take over Isloo and end load shedding?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Jul 2015 14:58
by gakakkad
gandharva wrote:
bhy phor ij he having a kaffir red cross in his chaddi next to bios baaki phlag ? waj he a cristian ? naa wonder he laast so goodly...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Jul 2015 06:35
by RCase
^^^
That ij to celeprate the Ghazwa-e-Londonistan of Bakis grooming Britshit young wimmens.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Jul 2015 07:06
by RCase
Whenever I think of the Mahdi HazRat bin Jahil HamIED, I can only think of man's best frand. Yakeen kijeeya, here ij bhy:
On hij TV shows he waj yelping bhonk, bhonk. Sounds like a kutta, looks like a kutta, must be a kutta ...!
He waj always loyal to the state and the deeper state. Wafadari like a kutta...!
On meaty issues, he preferred it Mossadly RAW. Kuttas like RAW meat...!
He fell out of favor with the civvies and the top jernails of the Baki fauj and unlikely to have them pat for him with the King of Sand. Like the broverpial dhobi ka kutta, na ghar ka, na ghat ka ...!
He wanted hij ghazwa, khulafat-e-rashida, muslim ummah, sharia-e-nizam etc. efforts. Karma ij a biatch ...!
Hij favorite broject on TV waj Ghazwa-e-behind. Bhat do they say about that pojition? Doggie stayle ...!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Jul 2015 09:44
by Shreeman
There ij konfusion regarding the 1000 lashes to be administered upon the pe-heyend of EyeGadhaEye ass-set ghazi jah-eel ham-eid. The hadith on lashing broscripes lashes iph the wounds from lashing have not yet suphisiently healed. Each lashing sess-e-ion must cause max-e-mum bain.
Therebhore, as an egg-jam-apple, while a saoodi plogger might have been sent-e-tensed to 20 weakling sess-e-ions of 50 lashes theje might take much longer. There might not be skin to lash one weak, or 50 neu lashes may not be sust-e-ained after last weaks lashing. Also there might be a lasher shortaje.
It ij routine for theje sent-e-tenses to akchually take 30 to 40 sess-e-ions. Lashing ij not done kindlee.
Dus, EyeGadhaEye ass-set ij certainly in phor a phun ride, iph the sent-e-tense gets egg-jicuted. Hij pehind might pe saphe while the lashings habben but he ijnt coming back to bromote any ghazwa-e-anything aphter this.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Jul 2015 10:59
by RCase
Doej halal Land of Sand lesshing habe same koovat aj Singapur rotan (cane) lesshing?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Jul 2015 14:07
by niran
Diyar IEDtur,
I hiyar grave tidings from the land oph deepal than moutain higher than ocean dost Cheena,
yesterdin eye hiyar half oph cheena ran away with their money and hid it in some dark cave iph this ij the kase den wat will happen to the bromissed 4600000 pillion dollah.
eagerly awaiting cheeni dollah
niran
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Jul 2015 00:13
by Shreeman
RCase wrote:Doej halal Land of Sand lesshing habe same koovat aj Singapur rotan (cane) lesshing?
The haddi-th doej not match braktise in this case. although it is bortrayed aj peing mersiphul to the brisner ("hardly survive 1000s lashej iph singabore tybe..") it is generally due to weak lashers unaple to brovide al-kitaap procedure. see,
glad to know that the downhill slider is still working.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2015 16:01
by deejay
vdutta wrote:Its WTF even by baki standards
Unless they call their milk jugs as "dads", then it is even more weird
Send this to Martians so that they can learn about TFTA green humans and their dads
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2015 17:49
by Chinmayanand
This ij bhat brafit Hamid haj to undergo 50 times . Hij dream of ghazwa-e-pehind ij gonna come true soon
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Jul 2015 18:10
by Gagan
BRICS ij going to throw out Brajeel and Take Bakistan, so that it will still pe called BRICS with Pee
Bhaat wonder-e-fool newj, bakistan economy haj flown high!
2.8 % growth rate (In bakistan eberyone knowj we read maaths phrom right to lepht)
w/salam
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jul 2015 03:29
by Leonard
Dil mange more, but no chini photoo shopping skills ...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jul 2015 05:43
by Shreeman
I undestand the bakistani SUARCO is brotesting 3 chinese saterrites liding indian SDRE locket to sbace. Instead of suarco's jf17 thundel saterrite vehicre jointry deveroped with china. It is said that hencefolth all jinjiang fleedom fighter iftal barties will have to be herd without polk flied lice untir the mattel is solted out at the highest revers.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jul 2015 20:18
by Shreeman
In the bakistan thread, it ij said that children are rearing up on textbooks now. What is wrong with the goats? Khuspoo not good enough anymore? This western ejjukashun will demand born next, claiming paccha-paji is haram or sumthing.
I am hiyar to cundom this. I say introduse shia-raw ejjukashun. Make khushpoo periud mandatary. What sort of rearing up can you do with baber? And how will the bobulashun grow if they all just wipe with baber and that two the wrong end?
An inveshtigashun ij needed. How did it cuum to this? Who introdushed this baber rearing? How did it pecome bobular? By SMS? Are sell-bhones to plame? Are they teaching it on the internet? Where are they getting theje textbooks to rear? Ij afghanistan sending us textbooks now? Will they stop at nuthing?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Jul 2015 18:35
by Gagan
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 Jul 2015 15:50
by Chinmayanand
Ya arrah injuns hab peen firing mortars from across the porder while the tfta baki fauji hab peen pusy saving their khusboos . Ya arrah send some djinns with vaseline aj gubo times are cumming.
I boochh bhere ij ass faak kiya nahi hiding bhen ijlamik fauj is in danjer .Jaheel shareef ij no good
