Bharat Rakshak

u run a bijnej. You have invented many ways of making huge money and scamming ppl. But your evil 6th coujin E6C keeps bribing ur employees to steal ur "Crown Jewels" ... and make even more money with copies of ur stuff. U know it, E6C knows that u know it, but also that u can't do diddly about it because Big Uncle will not let you kick E6C on the musharraf or deliver a punch to the nose. Also, it so happens that E6C has many goons at her command.

So u put some viper venom, packed nicely in a lota, and put a label: DO NOT TOUCH! on it and lock it away in a safe. In your buddy Abdul's shop where u just happen to know, E6C has also bribed a chamcha. Then u get Abdul to get drunk one day at the neighborhood Khan's ZamZam Cola Military Cafe, and let drop the idea that he is very happy because his staff have invented this super poison, and he can now use that to take down his enemy Hafeez who stole his goats last year.

But it so happens that the lota in which you put the poison, has a very special bottom: it has a hole, sealed only with chewing gum. Will deteriotate in 2 months or so.....

is E6C going to display the lota and that it had a chewing-gum sealed hole in the bottom?

Old Chinese proverb: b4 setting out fol levenge, dig TWO glaves.

UlanBatori wrote:I wonder who were the 2 Eyeranians who died... and where did they catch it. Answers may or may not be eye-openers. IOW, if u hear a rumor that there were 1 or 2 deaths in NoKo...

Now we heard this story at a place that cannot be cited... like Soorajji's posts above...

u run a bijnej. You have invented many ways of making huge money and scamming ppl. But your evil 6th coujin E6C keeps bribing ur employees to steal ur "Crown Jewels" ... and make even more money with copies of ur stuff. U know it, E6C knows that u know it, but also.

But it so happens that the lota in which you put the poison, has a very special bottom: it has a hole, sealed only with chewing gum. Will deteriotate in 2 months or so.....

Let me pooch u: is E6C going to display the lota and that it had a chewing-gum sealed hole in the bottom?

But as Agint 007 told the Bibi in (never mind):

Old Chinese proverb: b4 setting out fol levenge, dig TWO glaves.

All SAP India offices across Bengaluru, Gurugram and Mumbai have been closed for extensive sanitisation.

sooraj wrote:Quarantine and lockdown in Iran due to #coronavirus. The Iranian city of Qom is shutting down, roads, schools and universities following the deaths of two people from the COVID19 infection.

UlanBatori wrote:^^ But exactly what-2-do? Other than liberally consuming C2H5OH I don't know anything to do.

ramana wrote:Maybe the Pakis in Wuhan are not from Pakjab.

yensoy wrote:So dear BRFites, why does Pakistan hesitate so much to pull its students/people out of Wuhan?
I don't really understand. Will China get offended? I doubt it, and I doubt they care at this stage. In fact they may be relieved to have fewer people to care for. Just about every country has pulled their citizens from Wuhan and this kind of "display of solidarity" makes no sense to me.
Regarding Paki medical facilities - they really don't need much. One semi secure facility like a military barrack with sufficient beds, and a small medical team to enforce the quarantine. Pakis who could be victims of coronavirus can be held back in Wuhan.
Any theories why Pakis are actively sabotaging their own people?

TV prices are likely to go up by as much as 10% from next month as disrupted supply of open cell television panels - mostly imported from China - has resulted in a shortage of the key television component.
TV panels, which account for nearly 60% of the price of a TV unit, are mostly imported from China. While companies had stocked in advance for Chinese New Year break but Coronavirus outbreak has caused disruption in production and supply of many key components. Though some factories have re-opened but they are working with minimal staff...This, according to industry executives, has pushed prices of panels by almost 20 per cent. One of the executives said it would take at least one quarter for supply and production to return to normalcy, and so prices would also see an impact.

Earlier on Wednesday, the first coronavirus affected patient of India undergoing treatment at Thrissur Medical College was tested negative.

WHO seeks more fund to fight virus
The head of the World Health Organization urged countries to boost funding to fight the spread of the novel coronavirus, saying that the response to its call for $675 million has been limited.
“This is the time to attack the virus while it is manageable," Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said at a briefing in Geneva Thursday.
Tedros said he’s surprised donations have been low and that countries aren’t treating the outbreak seriously enough. If the response isn’t strong now, the spread outside of China, which so far has been manageable, may become a wider threat, he said. “The virus is very dangerous, and it’s public enemy No. 1."

India to evacuate its 100 nationals from Wuhan by military aircraft
The aircraft India is sending to Wuhan with medical supplies will evacuate about 100 Indians from the coronavirus-hit Chinese city, the Ministry of External Affairs said on Thursday.
MEA Spokesperson Raveesh Kumar said the advisories regarding travel to and from China remain in place, but there was no ban on travel.
India is set to send a C-17 military transport aircraft to Wuhan to evacuate more Indians and deliver a consignment of medical supplies. India is awaiting clearance from the Chinese side."

sooraj wrote:NINE DIED FROM CORONAVIRUS IN IRAN