Bharat Rakshak

Anujan wrote:What is this superpowl that I keep hearing of in Amreeka?

Bakistan has the biggest bowl!! Amreeka should give money to Bakistan instead of wasting it on superpowl

Bakistan is Super Powl bith Nobaal Blayed with Beggingbowl.

Hole wuld izz bitness of Pakistan azz

Land of the Fleas yand Home of No Brain

National bird option for bakistan



http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robo ... pectrum%29

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Bicharshopped onlee.

^^ Topi wala maulener seems to be habbier in the second bicture with hij hand on fellow hard....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/21289087

Ex-England wicketkeeper Phil Mustard says he wants to play in the Pakistan Super League despite safety warnings.

The international players' union (Fica) described the security situation in Pakistan as "unmanageable".

Nishan-E-Bakistan for Phill Mustard. AoA!!

http://www.zemtv.com/2013/02/01/baat-se ... uary-2013/

Bhat is sax centar ? sweeter than haney friendly chineese aunty explains to detective baki motorhoma!

^^

partha wrote:^
Bicharshopped onlee.

Bhy ij the momeen on the right hand looking jo sad?

Bhat is sax centar ? sweeter than haney friendly chineese aunty explains to detective baki motorhoma!

LOL!!! Sax Center, Brothel or Kotha!! bhat is in da name!!

anupmisra wrote:

partha wrote:^
Bicharshopped onlee.

Bhy ij the momeen on the right hand looking jo sad?

Itt ijj peecause tha man pehind him ij pushing hard? Don't ajk me bhere?

Poaq Inbred Inshallah Met Indian INSAllah en Karrgil yand da rezult waaz =======?
1.... Keemallah
2....Downhillskiallah
3....Jaahanamallah

Jhujar wrote:Poaq Inbred Inshallah Met Indian INSAllah en Karrgil yand da rezult waaz =======?
1.... Keemallah
2....Downhillskiallah
3....Jaahanamallah

Nawt to menshun:

4... Crappeing-een-my salwarullah
5... Dreemingoph-my-goatullah

Birathers,

Ij eet troo thayt noa moare Virgeens awr awailable een thee awltimate gaarden?

Raid in lalmullah's office: Led Lips massage paloul


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joygoswami wrote:

Loved the cinematography there!

Birathers! i habh good khabar! Eye yam reading in nature dhaaga that in hyderabad the zoo is allowing adoption of animals and full access with family to any animal adopted! Eye hiyar they habh an ekstenshibh kallakshun oph goats!!
A-o-A!! Ak47 phyrr!!
[plij to send me juour adaapshan fees as naarmal kallakshun process phor palestini and cashemiri children and lalmasjid charity kammittee bhill do the needphool!]

Lalmohan wrote:Birathers! i habh good khabar! Eye yam reading in nature dhaaga that in hyderabad the zoo is allowing adoption of animals and full access with family to any animal adopted! Eye hiyar they habh an ekstenshibh kallakshun oph goats!!
A-o-A!! Ak47 phyrr!!
[plij to send me juour adaapshan fees as naarmal kallakshun process phor palestini and cashemiri children and lalmasjid charity kammittee bhill do the needphool!]

Bhill thij qualify aj conjoogal vijit?

Is that Hatf 6 mijjile or a shot from AeroPak 2013?

no! that is superherrow mujahijras leaping back in fear on seeing safron bandits

Dear IEDitar,

I pooch bhy oh bhy some herrows jumb with Heggler Ghosht MP-5 Sab-Ma-Cheen bandooks bhile others jumb with Heggler Ghosht G3 ajjault bandooks? Bhat type of migjjed unit is thij, hain?
Aljo, phrom bhat I can yaad oph inpantry tactij phrom my nanha mujaheddin dins in Aabpara and Khost hunting Kufr Roosis, thij type of jumbing and pumbing golis will get all shaheeded before joo can say "Led Lips Palroul"!

Conphusedly yours,

A phormer aluminium,
Aabpaara Clajj of '83

ju mean ju know how to jump and shoot?
or du ju mean shoot n scoot?

Maulaners,

I hab a pooch..

My cheeni fraand who is vijiting me and my kuspoos in my kave kamplex keeps saying "blothel"... Now how do I know if he is expresshing biratherly love, or wants to go some haraami blace? Bery conphushed..

Bliss to help..

jours flea-searchingly,
Sudhanuddin

sudhanullah, bhy ju aar naat doing do-in-won?
atleast ju bhill be happy, naat suar about taller than karakorum dost though...

partha wrote:Is that Hatf 6 mijjile or a shot from AeroPak 2013?

Neither, my dear dost..... Bhen Japanese charging at enemy...they screaming: 'Banzai Charge'. Our brave soldiers are screaming and charging to their platoon's martial war cry: Oppan Gangnam Style

They are pratising their dancing pozeshuns while charging....bhery bhery muskhil...but they are admirably great job, .....look at the line dance.

why is one guy aiming at the camera ???

Kamera shootj and the gun shootj
Who ij winning?
Gun shootj at speed of bullet
Kamera shootj at speed of light
Who ij winning?
Mard-e-momeen jump in joy
Ju asking bhy?
It ij bhy aj it ij just a game
That bhi claim
oph shoting bad talipaan
The Kamera shooting told khan bhi phyte
Bhen it baj just a game of hyde-and-seekh
(they hyde and then bhi eat sheekh kabab)

Kushpoo got its 72

http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news- ... uth-africa
Pakistan sacrifice goat to ward off ‘evils in South Africa’

The team management offered sadqa to ward off the crisis by sacrificing a goat and distributing its meat among the Muslim community

More prroof that Baki Army has mast'ered the secret art oph Phliying

Why phor in the phirst photu the moojahid on the left is in No 2 posishun hainji?
And in the last photu the moojahid is in phlying no 2 posishun?

I am suar that sacriphijes lyke khuspoo are naat going to work. The team haj phorgotten itj tradishun ot tableeghi jammat. The kaptan baj complaining last beek that in the timej of aphridi there baj emphajij on praying pojishun. Now thij kaptan bill naat take any pojishun I think. And bhen bere bhi bhinning lyke 47, 65, 71, 99? hain ji? It baj under aphridi bhen prayar bojishun waj in the mind aph eberybady.
Aljo remember 2-3 saal back abhar mard boxerj had kanbarted two nigerian boxerj bhen they came to Krachi phar phyte. That waj a troo bhiktory aljo.
Nao Nigeria ij naat phaar from aphrika if ju ask me.
On taap oph that they gabe it to momeenj. They shold have gben to kaffirs so that they could kanbart. Naat bhorking I say

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Sushupti wrote:

Shu-Shup Tuddin, ij that photu of the three bashindey from the famous maualner-approved magajeen called Paki Ijlamic Momeen quarterly? I habe all itj ijjues from 1947. Good pak-khana reading material.

Sushupti wrote:

Sushupt-dullah ijh dat the mard e momeen Mian Yousuff Yohaana??sitting along with the mushtaq scoundrel???
or i mite say Mian Mohammad You-safe
He ijh tha proof dat Minorities in pakistan are more than safe , and they embrace ijhlam due to love of rasool only...

Poaq P90 Tank Trail in La Hore . New ERA called Tamasha from Massha

anupmisra wrote:

Sushupti wrote:[
Shu-Shup Tuddin, ij that photu of the three bashindey from the famous maualner-approved magajeen called Paki Ijlamic Momeen quarterly? I habe all itj ijjues from 1947. Good pak-khana reading material.

Mullah Do Pyaza, Mullah Teen Pyaza Yand Mullah Foowrr Pyaza Doing Da takaza oph
Touch No Mizzle, Maalish No Mizzile Yand Look No Miizzle.

Sushupti wrote:

This ij the Baki vershun of the three monkeys at the enaugyration of world phamus La-whore Matro Bus:

Hear NO Ebil -No braplem. We are rady for bum blast. AoA!
See NO Ebil - dark glasses are for taqiya so that the world doj naat see bhat I see.
Do NO Ebil - rady to press putton on smaartphone to akitivate IED.

Al Bakistan PITB!

ijj thijj the Baki vershun of four father gun Hain ?

Lilo wrote:

ijj thijj the Baki vershun of four father gun Hain ?

but mullah lilo janab, bhere hab the paki mujahids gone??
Bhy ijh begum mumtaz nat bhearing burkha???